General Reports

[HorneyBear]

Funny thing, my 75 year old uncle has had 5-6 people do that. Knock on door, are you so and so? Well yes I am. Hi I'm your child insert name. Who is your mother? Oh my mother was so and so. Well come on in and welcome to the family!

For now, my DNA is going nowhere voluntarily (except in willing pussies). Last thing I want is some kid I fathered 15-20 years ago after inseminating an AMP girl or yellow pages escort calling me up saying "hi dad!

[Member #1658]

Question for the group. Does anyone here subscribe and pay for erotic monkey? Is it worth it?

Second question: I don't see a clear way to cancel once you subscribe -- unless the cancel button appears in your account after you're a paid customer.

Has anyone who has subscribed in the past had a problem unsubscribing?

I'm just trying to be careful considering the nature of the site.

[Lickyzhills]

Imagine a guy just asking a general question to something I have no idea about?

We don't have to imagine--we're watching you do it.

[Andi3030]

May our titties jiggle.

May your balls giggle.

May our bodies tingle.

Let it cum.

Let it cum.

Let it cum!

Have a wonderful and safe holiday season my darling Mongers! Sprinkle your favorite provider with some merry juices!

Xoxo.

Andi.

[Best Swimmer]

Anyone need Blue? PM.

[Jonda1]

Imagine going to a recreational drug user forum (and they exist, too), and posting "Hey guys, looking to find a sex worker to blow me for a Jackson?" What do you think the response would be? It would be kick-ban in under five minutes.

Imagine a guy just asking a general question to something I have no idea about?

[Lickyzhills]

He's right. We ALL have our addictions and "personality / character defects", if we're even "just looking" at a site like this.

Imagine going to a recreational drug user forum (and they exist, too), and posting "Hey guys, looking to find a sex worker to blow me for a Jackson?" What do you think the response would be? It would be kick-ban in under five minutes.

[ScooterBoy99]

Hey I just fuck pussy I don't deal and Dabble in other bullshit. So sorry if I got anybody's panties in a bunch for asking this. People acting like they're too good to talk about this kind of shit and doing what we do.

He's right. We ALL have our addictions and "personality / character defects", if we're even "just looking" at a site like this. We all need to remember that "I am no better and no less than anyone else. " And, if despite my eight years of college and Phi Beta Kappa key, if there are people on here who DO think that they ARE better than somebody else, all that I can say to them is this:
"My hat's off to you, Pal .."

[Jonda1]

Seriously, there has to be a better forum / avenue than this website to solicit for prescription opioids. If you are seeking this to get out from under an addiction, I feel for you. But go to a doctor or free clinic and get some help.

Hey I just fuck pussy I don't deal and Dabble in other bullshit. So sorry if I got anybody's panties in a bunch for asking this. People acting like they're too good to talk about this kind of shit and doing what we do.

[Lickyzhills]

Seriously, there has to be a better forum / avenue than this website to solicit for prescription opioids. If you are seeking this to get out from under an addiction, I feel for you. But go to a doctor or free clinic and get some help.

It is not easy to get suboxone, which is why there is an underground market for it. However, congress did just pass some legislation to make it easier (there were few doctors authorized to prescribe it previously by law). And the cost of the drug is unreasonably high; doctors admit to proscribing massively high dosages knowing that the only way the patent could afford the med was to sell illegally what was not actually needed.

Still, original point well taken--this isn't the place for soliciting illegal drugs.

[CockRando]

How would I find Suboxone? PM me.

Seriously, there has to be a better forum / avenue than this website to solicit for prescription opioids. If you are seeking this to get out from under an addiction, I feel for you. But go to a doctor or free clinic and get some help.

[FlGuyTampa21]

After driving hour, I was stood up, so now I won't go further than 30 minutes from my home. That means nothing in Pasco, Palm Harbor is too far. Text them and asked what happened. For me the girl double booked and the other guy arrived before me.

But it is part of the hunt. When that happens, get on your phone and find the next girl in the area. If you get really frustrated, go to a strip club or a massage parlor. Another tip. Friday and Saturday are busy for them. So look for a chill Sunday. I have recruited at least two strippers by asking them to come over on a Sunday or Monday. They ended up staying the night. I paid them more than their normal Sunday night at the club.

Threatening will lead nowhere. My 2 cents.

[Jonda1]

How would I find Suboxone? PM me.

[TTY954]

I realize this site is not a very reliable source for information, but when you identify certain monger screen names as being genuine, and then you read one of their reviews, that information can be useful to me anyway. For the longest time, the website wouldn't even allow me to sign up allowing me to log in. I've gotten past that finally, but now when I attempt to review a provider, I keep getting that "504 bad gateway" error. After I login, it will not allow me to see reviews unless I post an experience. Is anyone else able to solve that problem or is it just because I'm attempting to access it through Google Chrome from my iPhone? TIA.

Grab the url in the tab, copy it.

Close the tab.

Goto a new tab in the same browswer and paste and go. That usually does the trick.

[TailSct]

I realize this site is not a very reliable source for information, but when you identify certain monger screen names as being genuine, and then you read one of their reviews, that information can be useful to me anyway. For the longest time, the website wouldn't even allow me to sign up allowing me to log in. I've gotten past that finally, but now when I attempt to review a provider, I keep getting that "504 bad gateway" error. After I login, it will not allow me to see reviews unless I post an experience. Is anyone else able to solve that problem or is it just because I'm attempting to access it through Google Chrome from my iPhone? TIA.