General Reports

[Bill Ho]

Thanks (I think). It is kind of what I expected, if your report is for real. I saw those dolls advertised many years ago for sale, but they were several thousand Dollars. Renting one for $99 for two hours seems high. Maybe if it came with some sort of motor functions? Bill Ho.

Was feeling a bit frisky so I gave her a call. Some guy answered (I guess her pimp?) and said she could be ready in a hour. That was perfect for me so I just chilled out for a bit. After about 45 minutes the doorbell rang and I answered. She was dressed in a sexy little nightie and some 6" spiked heels. I guess at this point I should have cancelled, but as usual the little Mr. Happy decided for me, guys she was being carried by not one but two pimps. Like she was some kinda quadriplegic or something. They brought her in and set her on the couch, collected the donation and said they would be back. The way they said it I really believed them, too. I tried to start off with some chit chat to break the ice but she just sat there staring off into space like she wasn't even there. Maybe she was stoned or something. With no luck at the chit chat I started some soft body rubbing to loosen her up some and again no response from her, very stiff, cold, standoffish attitude. I carried her to the bedroom hoping things would heat up some and began taking her clothes off. She had fantastic tits, very soft but I just could not get over the feeling they were not real. They felt great but you could tell they were fake. She was ok with some DFK and roaming was allowed everywhere. I tried to get her to do some HJ but she did not seem into it. I put on a cover and started giving it to her in mish, then lazy dog and could not hold back. I don't think she had an "O" but you can never tell with some girls. Had to clean up myself, no help from her. I probably won't repete, just seemed too much like necrophilia.

Sorry guys, couldn't resist, and Bill Ho you asked for this one. .

Hee Hoo Lyz with Oars

[Heehoolyz]

Will anybody from here TOFTT? If you do, make sure you post a report. Bill Ho.

Was feeling a bit frisky so I gave her a call. Some guy answered (I guess her pimp?) and said she could be ready in a hour. That was perfect for me so I just chilled out for a bit. After about 45 minutes the doorbell rang and I answered. She was dressed in a sexy little nightie and some 6" spiked heels. I guess at this point I should have cancelled, but as usual the little Mr. Happy decided for me, guys she was being carried by not one but two pimps. Like she was some kinda quadriplegic or something. They brought her in and set her on the couch, collected the donation and said they would be back. The way they said it I really believed them, too. I tried to start off with some chit chat to break the ice but she just sat there staring off into space like she wasn't even there. Maybe she was stoned or something. With no luck at the chit chat I started some soft body rubbing to loosen her up some and again no response from her, very stiff, cold, standoffish attitude. I carried her to the bedroom hoping things would heat up some and began taking her clothes off. She had fantastic tits, very soft but I just could not get over the feeling they were not real. They felt great but you could tell they were fake. She was ok with some DFK and roaming was allowed everywhere. I tried to get her to do some HJ but she did not seem into it. I put on a cover and started giving it to her in mish, then lazy dog and could not hold back. I don't think she had an "O" but you can never tell with some girls. Had to clean up myself, no help from her. I probably won't repete, just seemed too much like necrophilia.

Sorry guys, couldn't resist, and Bill Ho you asked for this one. .

Hee Hoo Lyz with Oars

[AdrockT]

Is Mikila Squirts the same girl as this:

http://www.**************.com/escort...d-as-they-come

[Tampa Monger]

When I read these ads about girls' being stallions, I think of how bad the FCAT score must really be in this state!

My rant for the month.

T.

Yeah, I mentioned the same thing a few months back. Ladies, a stallion Is a male horse that has not been gelded, according to Wikipedia.

[Travelrr 433]

When I read these ads about girls' being stallions, I think of how bad the FCAT score must really be in this state!

My rant for the month.

T.

[SuperLark]

By following Orlando and Las Vegas.

Here is the ranking by Men's Health Magazine:

1. Orlando, Fla.

2. Las Vegas.

3. Wilmington, Del.

4. Raleigh, N. C.

5. Charlotte, N. C.

6. Minneapolis.

7. Atlanta.

8. Tampa, Fla.

9. Anchorage, Alaska.

10. Austin, Texas.

Xx

I thought #1 will be las Vegas. But You have seen how Minnie treats Mickey, Goofey, Donald, and the others.

[Xiao Xing]

By following Orlando and Las Vegas.

Here is the ranking by Men's Health Magazine:

1. Orlando, Fla.

2. Las Vegas.

3. Wilmington, Del.

4. Raleigh, N. C.

5. Charlotte, N. C.

6. Minneapolis.

7. Atlanta.

8. Tampa, Fla.

9. Anchorage, Alaska.

10. Austin, Texas.

Xx

[Reaper400]

I used to joke about buying a few of these and doing this but its so funny to me that someone is actually doing it LOL. When they animate them, I will get one to clean the house.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...oll-22/7102993

Don't know about that one but I saw some ads a while back for some that were upwards of $6k.

[Willh]

I just want to share what is in media.

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/il...d&utm_campaign

Backpage promotes child prostitution? God those guys are idiots.

[Tampa Monger]

I just want to share what is in media.

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/il...d&utm_campaign

It's nothing to worry about. Even if Backpage stops taking escort ads, there are plenty of other sites that will take it up. My guess is that the whole operation will go overseas to a friendlier country, but fortunately the Internet knows no borders. The do-gooders will call it a victory, but it will have no effect on mongering.

[SuperLark]

I just want to share what is in media.

http://illinoisreview.typepad.com/il...d&utm_campaign

[Alin Srq]

Will anybody from here TOFTT? If you do, make sure you post a report. Bill Ho.

Hey Bill, how about everyone put in $5. And we let you knock the bottom out of that *****. Most senior member here should have first dibs on her.

Al

[Bill Ho]

Will anybody from here TOFTT? If you do, make sure you post a report. Bill Ho.

I used to joke about buying a few of these and doing this but its so funny to me that someone is actually doing it LOL. When they animate them, I will get one to clean the house.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...oll-22/7102993

[NephriteJade]

I used to joke about buying a few of these and doing this but its so funny to me that someone is actually doing it LOL. When they animate them, I will get one to clean the house.

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...oll-22/7102993

[Alin Srq]

Moderator, it will be really great help to mongers for searching good provider if we have positive review section like in Orlando forum.

Just click the start new thread button and have at it.