Massage Parlor Reports

**PsiChi** · 01-07-12 17:21

A typical visit at a place like OHC would cost how much total with tips and everything? I'm brand new to this and I'm having difficulty understanding how the pricing works.

**Treading Water** · 12-28-11 14:58

Had my 2nd round with Crystal a couple weeks ago but just getting around to posting. Highly recommended. She is a fine looking lady. 1/2 vietnamese and 1/2 french but she really just looks french.

We did a quick intro massage, then she moved me to a cushioned chair and gave me a very sensual BBBJ (I think, may have been CBJ, can't remember). Switched to CG, doggie, finished mish. Long massage and some conversation in her very stilted english. Great body, gorgeous face, very accommodating. Highly recommended.

There are many fine girls at CEO but I think I'm going to stick with Crystal unless one of you tells me I'm really missing out on one of the other girls. PM me if you have something to add.

**Choi Khong** · 12-19-11 05:44

Originally Posted by HappyEnding247 [View Original Post]

Man just ran into this little hottie on CL. Monika little 25yr old Asian and Latin girl that completely fucked my brains out. After I was all done she grabs a warm towel and whipped me down. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten around from parlor to parlor but this outcall beats them all hands down. I think this is her site.

www.lamoresmassage.com

Highly recommended guys

Her rates are ridiculous! I would rather jerk off with three Benjamins in my hand than go to her.

**HappyEnding247** · 12-15-11 07:09

Man just ran into this little hottie on CL. Monika little 25yr old Asian and Latin girl that completely fucked my brains out. After I was all done she grabs a warm towel and whipped me down. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten around from parlor to parlor but this outcall beats them all hands down. I think this is her site www.lamoresmassage.com

Highly recommended guys

**StarryNyght** · 12-14-11 18:07

Hey guys!

I'm actually here because I was looking for some tips on buying a gift for someone.

I want to buy a massage for a friend of mine and I am looking for recommendations.

I read a great review about May at Moonlight. Anything else to say about that?

Any other good places?

Also, I want to pay for the massage and I would also like to pay the tip.

So that everything is already included when the guy gets there.

Any clues on how I can do that with a CC? Will they accept that.

Over the phone?

Also, I have NO idea about the "lingo", being female, this isn't really.

My scene. Any tips?

Thanks in advance guys!

**Ocean Explorer** · 12-06-11 02:11

Another great visit to CEO and saw Honey. A cute beauty.

To bad I am not hear enough to be a real regular.

When you get to be known you get even better service once they know what you like.

**Screwed** · 11-22-11 18:56

Went to moonlight on 11-18-2011.

It was Holy Sh1t bad. Bad massage, worse sex. Place is a toilet. Don't waste your money.

All I have to say.

**Elmo12** · 11-17-11 23:38

Visited Ocean Health a few times over the past couple weeks. At $45 / hour for a decent massage and usual finish it was a pretty good deal and worth the multiple visits. Saw Bebe who has a great body and face around 30 or so. Good massage technique and extended soft touch. Also saw Stacy who was a hot younger version of Bebe. Also very good techniques. No extras if that is what you are looking for, not your place. There is no table shower but they have a shower stall if you need to take one by yourself. The only thing bad I can say about the place is that they play a CD with cheesy music that repeats over and over. After a while it started to drive me nuts. You may want to consider who your provider is. There was one woman I had there that was not all that good in massage or ST. I give the place a solid 8. Wish I lived in SF so I could visit this place more often.

Cheers

**Ffelucci** · 11-06-11 23:26

Great report.

Wanted to know if May was pushy on the price negotiation?

Thanks

Originally Posted by Bigcatt69 [View Original Post]

I have been here before, and called ahead for May. Woman answering door gave me $10 off house fee for mentioning a different west coast board, then I was taken to small room, where I proceeded to undress. May knocks, enters and we chat. She wonders why I have requested her and I tell her I met her a couple trips ago (true) , but she must have forgot. Big smile from her. She asks about shower, and I give her a warm hug and say of course I want to be all clean for her. Another big smile and she gives me an even nicer hug. Good start. Now I will say, I can't understand why S. F. AMPs don't do table showers, but that's how it is, and I quickly get clean and come back to the room, where May helps me dry off then points me to the table for a pretty good massage first asking if I want firm or light. I prefer firm. Now, I ask where is she from originally (I know very well she is Chinese) and she tells me, but this give me an excuse to start speaking with her in Mandarin. Oh yes, that surprises and delights her. Anyway, after a discussion about expectations (she was fine with my sense of generosity and appetite) massage is good, and so is our conversation, but finally she starts with the light touch, and using that long hair of hers to get me aroused, very aroused. Next come kisses all over my back and moving down my body. After we shared a number of appetizers that got somewhat GFE and moved on to quite a few main dishes, we cuddled for a moment, then she asked about hot towel, and told me I nearly killed her (hah, I doubt it). She returned, cleaned me off, and helped me dress before I gave her a big kiss and hug on the way out. May is a sweety, slim, very nice set of mounds, treat her well, and she will treat you wonderfully!

**Bigcatt69** · 11-06-11 11:51

I have been here before, and called ahead for May. Woman answering door gave me $10 off house fee for mentioning a different west coast board, then I was taken to small room, where I proceeded to undress. May knocks, enters and we chat. She wonders why I have requested her and I tell her I met her a couple trips ago (true) , but she must have forgot. Big smile from her. She asks about shower, and I give her a warm hug and say of course I want to be all clean for her. Another big smile and she gives me an even nicer hug. Good start. Now I will say, I can't understand why S. F. AMPs don't do table showers, but that's how it is, and I quickly get clean and come back to the room, where May helps me dry off then points me to the table for a pretty good massage first asking if I want firm or light. I prefer firm. Now, I ask where is she from originally (I know very well she is Chinese) and she tells me, but this give me an excuse to start speaking with her in Mandarin. Oh yes, that surprises and delights her. Anyway, after a discussion about expectations (she was fine with my sense of generosity and appetite) massage is good, and so is our conversation, but finally she starts with the light touch, and using that long hair of hers to get me aroused, very aroused. Next come kisses all over my back and moving down my body. After we shared a number of appetizers that got somewhat GFE and moved on to quite a few main dishes, we cuddled for a moment, then she asked about hot towel, and told me I nearly killed her (hah, I doubt it). She returned, cleaned me off, and helped me dress before I gave her a big kiss and hug on the way out. May is a sweety, slim, very nice set of mounds, treat her well, and she will treat you wonderfully!

**AlvinYap2020** · 11-04-11 16:31

Has anyone here seen Ivy? She used to be at West side Studios in Berkeley. I've searched and found a little info that moved to somewhere else but couldn't find specific info. If you have any 411 on her, please reply or pm me.

**Itsvip** · 10-31-11 01:56

I've lived in SF all my life and I'm new to the hobby and the good places anyone care to get me up to speed PM please.

**Ochobby** · 10-26-11 02:44

Originally Posted by Scooter1 [View Original Post]

Hey all, visiting Monger from Florida in town this weekend. I am amazed at the lack of activity in your fair city I thought all you left coasters were flush with providers. If anyone can help me with a quality mature massage / body rub provider that provides at least a manual release I would gladly return the favor if you ever come to the sunshine state. Here is the kicker I want her to be BUSTY, not fat and enhanced breasts are preferred. Hopefully that is not too much of a Unicorn. PM is totally fine. Thanks for any info.

You sound like dan Dierdorf talking about how this game between Tampon Bay and the Saskatchawan ROugh Riders featured two of the best left handed, red headed, right guards, that played for a Big ten team while OJ was killing somebody. Myredbook, backpage, erosguide plenty to choose from, have fun Dan.

**Treading Water** · 10-25-11 01:43

Originally Posted by Scooter1 [View Original Post]

Hey all, visiting Monger from Florida in town this weekend. I am amazed at the lack of activity in your fair city I thought all you left coasters were flush with providers. If anyone can help me with a quality mature massage / body rub provider that provides at least a manual release I would gladly return the favor if you ever come to the sunshine state. Here is the kicker I want her to be BUSTY, not fat and enhanced breasts are preferred. Hopefully that is not too much of a Unicorn. PM is totally fine. Thanks for any info.

I can't help you, except to comment that there is surprisingly little action on this site in the bay area. I think the locals may use myredbook.

**Scooter1** · 10-20-11 08:26

Hey all, visiting Monger from Florida in town this weekend. I am amazed at the lack of activity in your fair city I thought all you left coasters were flush with providers. If anyone can help me with a quality mature massage / body rub provider that provides at least a manual release I would gladly return the favor if you ever come to the sunshine state. Here is the kicker I want her to be BUSTY, not fat and enhanced breasts are preferred. Hopefully that is not too much of a Unicorn. PM is totally fine. Thanks for any info.