Massage Parlor Reports

**Runon99** · 11-09-20 23:36

Originally Posted by OddJob69 [View Original Post]

Replace the "whys" with names in this order: Yuffie, Shirley, Shirley, Yuffie, Shirley, Yuffie.

Aha, so you saw Yuffie. https://kimchiangels.ch/yuffie/.

Your experience -- once more clearly explained -- is actually notable, because I don't think it's all that common for a K org to accept a reference from a cheapo C org, if that's actually what happened.

Did you really contact Yuffie's org and give the contact info for the Chinese hotel MILF you saw and subsequently gain entry that way? If so, that's something some of the dudes in the San Jose escort forum would probably be interested in hearing about. Silicon Valley / San Jose is where many of the K orgs can be found.

**OddJob69** · 11-09-20 22:47

Originally Posted by Jizzm3 [View Original Post]

Dude, your grammar is terrible.

I care what you think of my grammar and reviews why? You haven't made an attempt to contribute anything useful to this or any other forum since when? When was your last review? Been around the game too long to care what any thinks. Like I said in my PM response, at least you'll know to skip my reviews.

**Jizzm3** · 11-09-20 18:05

Originally Posted by OddJob69 [View Original Post]

I misread the guidelines is the answer to why. The forum, if you read poorly and out of context as I did, says Please use xxxxxxxx to blank out names and numbers. If I would have read the start of the sentence and not just the comment at the end of the sentence, I would not have taken it out of context and known it was OK to post the names / numbers in this use case. I would have happily posted names and numbers. It isn't like even a masked name is hard to figure out why it comes through without the "why" attached. Replace the "whys" with names in this order: Yuffie, Shirley, Shirley, Yuffie, Shirley, Yuffie. I'd have to find the add again to post the whole number, but if you watch the pattern, it won't be hard to spot the bait-and-switch ads / numbers.

Dude, your grammar is terrible.

**OddJob69** · 11-09-20 04:58

Originally Posted by Runon99 [View Original Post]

I think the admin added the "why" to ask why are you editing the names of the providers? Without identifying who you're talking about, what's the point? If they advertise with phone numbers, you are very much invited to give links to their ads in your report and / or give names and phone numbers.

The narrative of your main post was a little hard to follow, but it sounds like you needed a reference to see Provider A so you saw cheapo hotel Provider B and somehow it worked and you did see Provider A?

Glad it was all somehow successful. But again, here it is okay to include useful information about the providers in your report, otherwise what's the point?

I misread the guidelines is the answer to why. The forum, if you read poorly and out of context as I did, says Please use xxxxxxxx to blank out names and numbers. If I would have read the start of the sentence and not just the comment at the end of the sentence, I would not have taken it out of context and known it was OK to post the names / numbers in this use case. I would have happily posted names and numbers. It isn't like even a masked name is hard to figure out why it comes through without the "why" attached. Replace the "whys" with names in this order: Yuffie, Shirley, Shirley, Yuffie, Shirley, Yuffie. I'd have to find the add again to post the whole number, but if you watch the pattern, it won't be hard to spot the bait-and-switch ads / numbers.

**Jizzm3** · 11-08-20 22:10

Originally Posted by Runon99 [View Original Post]

I think the admin added the "why" to ask why are you editing the names of the providers? Without identifying who you're talking about, what's the point? If they advertise with phone numbers, you are very much invited to give links to their ads in your report and / or give names and phone numbers.

The narrative of your main post was a little hard to follow, but it sounds like you needed a reference to see Provider A so you saw cheapo hotel Provider B and somehow it worked and you did see Provider A?

Glad it was all somehow successful. But again, here it is okay to include useful information about the providers in your report, otherwise what's the point?

Yeah post was definitely tough to read and I just gave up after the 2nd line.

**Runon99** · 11-08-20 16:33

Originally Posted by OddJob69 [View Original Post]

Sorry. My below post used first and last letter of name with asterisks in between. The post was altered after submission, assume by a spell checker, and now reads funny and ends with "why". I guess that is why the above says to use "xxx" to mark out names and numbers and not an asterisk. I blame California beauty for my blindness. They don't make them like this in the middle of the country. Good bye Cali.

I think the admin added the "why" to ask why are you editing the names of the providers? Without identifying who you're talking about, what's the point? If they advertise with phone numbers, you are very much invited to give links to their ads in your report and / or give names and phone numbers.

The narrative of your main post was a little hard to follow, but it sounds like you needed a reference to see Provider A so you saw cheapo hotel Provider B and somehow it worked and you did see Provider A?

Glad it was all somehow successful. But again, here it is okay to include useful information about the providers in your report, otherwise what's the point?

**OddJob69** · 11-07-20 01:06

Sorry. My below post used first and last letter of name with asterisks in between. The post was altered after submission, assume by a spell checker, and now reads funny and ends with "why". I guess that is why the above says to use "xxx" to mark out names and numbers and not an asterisk. I blame California beauty for my blindness. They don't make them like this in the middle of the country. Good bye Cali.

**OddJob69** · 11-05-20 22:42

Been trying to see why*ie while in the area as she is rumored to have a similar interest in one of my favorite American landmarks, Niagara Falls. However, she works for an agency and with no AMP rep, hard for me to earn my way into the agency to book with her. They wanted a recent referral. So I found an add that said they offered true Nuru (air mattress and gel) by a young Asian named S*why. Called, lots of chaos in background and could hear multiple mamas working the phones. They texted me back, we agreed for S*why and price of $1. 6 for Nuru. Typical AMP, given address of hotel just off the 101. Let them know I arrived. Received text, asked name, age, race, and if I was alone. Responded and received room number. Went to room and was greeted by 45+ Asian and not a lick of English. Spoke through phone translator. She asked if she was OK, I asked if she did Nuru. She did not understand, showed pictures (and there was a deflated indication off in a corner closet area that this could be a real option), she said yes. She wasn't hard on the eyes and I am no spring chicken, so we agreed to price and services in text, said ok, and gave her the money. I had a pretty good idea this was not going to turn out, but I was thinking more about using this as a spring board to see the "falls" later in the week with Ms. Why*e. One of the lamest worst oil massages I have ever had. Can't call it Nuru, can't even call it a body slide. I can politely say it was not done well. She tried, but had no idea what she was doing and the language barrier didn't help. Her stress relief skills once the so called Nuru was over were much better and eventually stress was relieved. 30 min, did not get full hour and she did not attempt to try to give me any additional services or time for the remaining 30 min. All in all, not a great experience by any means. Never saw S*why ad in the following days, but saw same ad verbiage with different models and same phone number ending in ##71. Like I said, knew and expected this to happen. As I stated, this was for personal gain. I love Niagara Falls and the feeling of the gushing waters and maid of the mist. Why*e was worth wait the going through the experience. Absolutely amazing time. I'll just summarise my experience on that note and my last night in the bay area ends on a all-time high.

**Bonvivant26** · 11-02-20 04:37

Originally Posted by Hartford473 [View Original Post]

Been hobbying in SF past several years and it's older ladies dominating the scene from places I've been. Just discovered this site so not familiar what to post or reveal out ladies and AMPs. I'm an older fella so can go with anyone. Mainly venture in avenues and downtown.

This are the unique experiences I've had.

1) went new year eve, the front desk older lady was masseuse. Within 5 minutes BBBJ led to BBFS. She wanted to get off and ask to get pounded.

2) provider gave me her cell phone and invited me to her home for sex. About once a month I go over to her home.

3) one lady was over 70 and she ask me to put it in her.

4) did it in the sauna after hours.

5) one gal spends night with me once every few months and she's married and has a BF. Tells them she's gambling at casino and won't be coming home.

6) one gal uses vibrator while I DATY. She gushes.

These are YMMV situations and you may not get same treatment. But I've seen variations of a theme that go outside the norm.

Where was number 1? In the avenues?

**MrJd1986** · 10-12-20 15:24

Happened to be in the area for a meeting this morning and stopped by.

I guess they were just opening up as I got in the elevator with one of the ladies.

Saw Ana. Nice session. Only HJ on menu. Wanted 80, said no to 40, settled on 60 - a bit much for me liking. She was nice and all but theres better out there. Some small amount of roaming all on the outside.

**JonBeezyz** · 10-01-20 15:06

Originally Posted by JonBeezyz [View Original Post]

Have been mongering in the bay are for some time now but never had a massage in SF. Would anyone please have any recommendations for me? If so, PM me. I will return the favor

Hey, still looking for some nice recommendations. I'll be glad to do the same. Please pm me as I want to keep your recommendations on the DL.

**JonBeezyz** · 09-21-20 17:40

Have been mongering in the bay are for some time now but never had a massage in SF. Would anyone please have any recommendations for me? If so, PM me. I will return the favor.

**HokeyWolf** · 09-20-20 12:18

Originally Posted by Runon99 [View Original Post]

Can also confirm that Refresh Oasis on Sutter Street is open. Probably anyplace in the city that's still in business that wants to be open can be open.

I was nearby yesterday and saw some places downtown open. Yellow and Asian palace on Kearny.

City lights closed Sacramento / Kearny.

There a few places closed out in avenues.

**Runon99** · 09-17-20 19:18

Can also confirm that Refresh Oasis on Sutter Street is open. Probably anyplace in the city that's still in business that wants to be open can be open.

**Runon99** · 09-16-20 01:42

Supposedly shops are finally allowed to be open again. Haven't been able to visit any yet, but I drive past Angel on Divisadero and lights were on inside. That's a good sign.