Strip Club Reports

**KaepernickAloe** · 02-03-15 19:35

Went to Gold Club last week. Talent level was above average for sure. Only a topless joint, so they served alcohol and food. The food was surprisingly good, and the menu was pretty extensive for a gentleman's club. There's a VIP level upstairs that you can pay to go up to. The dances are good, but rather expensive for what you get. Make sure you're not wearing shorts or flip flops, there's a pretty strict dress code, I saw them kick a dude out for not being dressed well enough. ClubCensus.com gave this place good reviews so I went there, but I want to try New Century next time.

**BoosterGold** · 11-18-14 19:52

Visited SF last year in December. I will be back again this December. Last year I stopped by Centerfolds. I wasn't use to the fast talking and ended up spending a lot for the VIP room. I read the past reviews on the MB and it seems to be the place to go. Question about the MB, do they only accept cash? At Centerfolds I was able to use a card.

**Ezinho** · 11-07-14 22:37

Originally Posted by Crgnjul [View Original Post]

Does nobody know the answer to this or is this city really that dead on here?

To update the response to this question, I ended up in the city today and decided to check out Crazy Horse again, and I can confirm that for the $140 fee to use the private room you can get a HJ with that. I went with a 19 year old Asian named Christina, the best looking girl in the club I would say. It's expensive, but after a couple $20 lap dances with her grabbing my package, I just had to do it. She wanted 100 more for HJ and 200 more for BJ, but I gave her the stink eye and threatened to walk before I put the money in the machine, so she backed down and gave the HJ at no extra charge.

Be prepared to negotiate with these girls like you would with a used car salesman, and you'll leave happy.

Like I mentioned in a prior post, the Asian girls are what make this place fun. Tiffany was there today just taking guys back to the private rooms, one after another. I wanted to go with her but she was just too busy. Mimi was another Asian dancer that was fun on stage with good audience participation. Midori was there too, a butter face, nice toned body, but a face only a mother could love. Like I mentioned above, Christina was the best looking; she could be a car model.

Pebbles, a Filipina with tats and a pierced pussy, is a dancer I saw last time that I liked, but she was not there today, unfortunately.

I get a weird vibe from the White girls there, not sure why, I just have a feeling the mileage is lower with them. Never tried any of them though, so maybe I'm wrong.

I spent more than I planned today, but isn't that how it always is? Anyway, I'll be back in the city at the end of the month to attend the International auto show at the Moscone center, so I'll probably check out Mitchell Brothers and post another update then.

**Member #4932** · 10-14-14 22:23

Last year I was there on a trip and stopped in with a buddy here. Lots of cute Black Gals that were semi aggressive at asking for LDs. Saw a cute italian chick working an older asian guy in the corner. Sitting on his lap and he was tipping her. Tall thin looking blue eyed blonde comes over and starts talking to us. Nice chick and I ask her for an LD. Says her name is Jill. I pay for an extended lap dance that was fully nude with lots and lots of touching. Some small extras were had but not to conclusion. Asked her if OTC available and she said she'd call me. Called me later and Lots of fun was had.

I tried looking for her on the site but she's not listed as a permanent dancer. She said she's worked for the same parent company for years. She did have some odd marks on her arms that she was conscious about covering. Not to say her marks were anything bad. Maybe some burns or skin issues.

Anyone ever have her before? I damn near fell in love with that girl!

**Qeast** · 08-29-14 20:53

Originally Posted by Crgnjul [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info. I guess a MP or escort is the way to go. Um, what is a TAMP? I know AMP, but not TAMP.

"TAMP" = "Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor".

**Member #6576** · 08-26-14 00:15

Originally Posted by Ezinho [View Original Post]

The prices vary greatly. You're going to drop, at minimum, $140 for a 15 minute private show at Crazyhorse. Whether you get a HJ with that depends on the girl you chose and your negotiation skills. MBOT is even more, I think private shows start at $160 there. A while back I got jerked off in one of the little cabanas near the front of the club for closer to $100, but again it depends on the girl and if you can negotiate. Also, day shift is when you can get the better deals.

I agree with the poster below that SF strip clubs are generally a rip off; they are pretty much tourist traps for the most part. Having said that, the day shift at Crazyhorse can be fun, depending on who is dancing. I recommend the Asian dancers for the high mileage private shows.

If all you want is a HJ, there are ton of TAMPs in the City where you can get that.

Thanks for the info. I guess a MP or escort is the way to go. Um, what is a TAMP? I know AMP, but not TAMP.

**Ezinho** · 08-25-14 11:31

Originally Posted by Crgnjul [View Original Post]

Does nobody know the answer to this or is this city really that dead on here?

The prices vary greatly. You're going to drop, at minimum, $140 for a 15 minute private show at Crazyhorse. Whether you get a HJ with that depends on the girl you chose and your negotiation skills. MBOT is even more, I think private shows start at $160 there. A while back I got jerked off in one of the little cabanas near the front of the club for closer to $100, but again it depends on the girl and if you can negotiate. Also, day shift is when you can get the better deals.

I agree with the poster below that SF strip clubs are generally a rip off; they are pretty much tourist traps for the most part. Having said that, the day shift at Crazyhorse can be fun, depending on who is dancing. I recommend the Asian dancers for the high mileage private shows.

If all you want is a HJ, there are ton of TAMPs in the City where you can get that.

**Qeast** · 08-25-14 02:03

Originally Posted by Crgnjul [View Original Post]

Does nobody know the answer to this or is this city really that dead on here?

Yeah, this response is of little use (because you're looking for pricing). But SF strip clubs are overpriced and generally a lame experience. I used to live in the area 15 years ago, and have visited regularly since. Strip clubs in SF were lousy then, and they've grown worse since. I gave up on them all about the time the Market Street Cinema closed. (That place was so seedy; it was like a set from a bad "B" movie.) The last time I was at Mitchell Bros, the gal giving me a lap dance offered a CBJ. Out of curiosity, I asked what she wanted for that. She asked for $300! Frankly, if you had $300 to spend and wanted sexual contact, better to go to an AAMP. If you really wanted to have pleasant strip club visit by yourself, go to Rancho Cordova (Sacramento). Maybe that's why there's so little conversation on this thread. Did you know that DejaVu owns all of the adult theaters and clubs in SF now?

**Member #6576** · 08-24-14 19:23

Originally Posted by Crgnjul [View Original Post]

What kind of prices should we expect for this service and more out there?

Does nobody know the answer to this or is this city really that dead on here?

**Nas56** · 08-19-14 13:58

Hi are there any gorgeous strippers that will do extra"s in San Francisco strip clubs.

**Member #6576** · 08-13-14 07:22

Originally Posted by Ezinho [View Original Post]

Mitchell Brothers and Crazy Horse.

What kind of prices should we expect for this service and more out there?

**Vip11** · 08-07-14 18:15

Originally Posted by Ezinho [View Original Post]

Mitchell Brothers and Crazy Horse.

Are there any 10's to be had for extras in San Francisco strip clubs?

**Ezinho** · 08-01-14 00:21

Originally Posted by Vip11 [View Original Post]

Hi does anyone know a strip club in San Francisco that I can get a hand job.

Mitchell Brothers and Crazy Horse.

**Streethunter** · 05-01-14 17:47

Will be in the area this weekend on business. Looking for a good brothel, massage, or strip club. I am going to be somewhat near the tenderloin district. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Also is there another site with more info that would be helpful?

**Mr Sixty** · 03-30-14 20:18

I'm surprised there aren't more reviews of this club. The club was kind of dead when I visited (midday, midweek).

I think I may have just missed a show in the main room. I sat down in the NY Lounge (I think) where there were three other customers and one dancer on stage. The customers were creepy old guys. (More creepy than usual). One was easily 80 years old, and really ugly, like he'd been living on the streets, doing meth, and was beaten. When the dancer approached him, he aggressively grabbed her boobs. I thought she would freak, but she barely seemed to notice. I should mention that she was tall and gorgeous, probably in her mid- to late-30's.

I put $2 down on the stage, and she came over and gave me a mini-lap, whispering into my ear, "How would you like to put your dick in my mouth?" After her dance, she came over and offered me a private dance, but I wanted to test drive a few regular laps, so took me to the room where they show pornos.

She asked what I wanted up front. I wasn't sure what to ask for or how to negotiate, so I basically gave her $80 just to see what would happen. For that money, I got about 5 minutes of bikini lap dance with lots of NASCAR and non-stop dirty talk in my ear. It was actually pretty awesome, other than how short it was. As soon as she said time is up, I realized that any additional fun, or a topless or nude lap, was going to get me into 2 benjy territory pretty quickly. I'm guessing extras would have hit me at $300/400 So I declined. It was clear that anything was on the menu. I was offered a BJ, FS, or a "full night. Take me home." I'm not going to give the dancer's name, because even though this club is open about what it does, and she was completely blatant to me with her offers, they are so over the top, I'm going to be tactful. I'll just say that she was by far the most beautiful dancer I saw in the club (out of four), and if I had discretionary funds to that tune, anything could have happened.