Strip Club Reports

[AsianPussy]

My GF wants to go to a club, can you guys help me pick the place? Looking for a nice club, not too busy where she can get a topless lapdance and touching / sucking is a strong possibility.

Her preference is a cute blond, preferably not a grandma. She doesn't need extras, but some touching would be good. Even better if we can do the dance together and its not $100 a dance.

Please DM me any suggestions.

[JP316]

No extras at gold club. Many of the girls model, only fans on the side and because of the earning potential they definitely don't give extras in the club and VERY few are available for take out. Even then you're not getting take out on your first visit unless you're seriously overpaying or famous.

Yeah, it was obvious no extras are available, just disappointing and wanted to make sure others knew!

[ClosetPervert9]

Checked out the Gold Club last Wednesday night right at opening while in town for business (trying to keep as close to East Coast time as I could so went early). It was great to walk in and have no cover for the first hour. Every table was marked as "Reserved" on the floor so I went and sat at the rail and tipped a few bucks to the first ladies that danced. Definitely some quality dancers, but found it weird that they wouldn't come near me while topless. Ended up talking to one of the girls and she wanted $60 for 2 songs or $200 for a "semi private" room for 3 songs. To get a full private room it was $500 and even there I wasn't promised that she would take top off. Ultimately, good quality women, crazy prices and lack of extras from what I could tell.

No extras at gold club. Many of the girls model, only fans on the side and because of the earning potential they definitely don't give extras in the club and VERY few are available for take out. Even then you're not getting take out on your first visit unless you're seriously overpaying or famous.

[JP316]

Checked out the Gold Club last Wednesday night right at opening while in town for business (trying to keep as close to East Coast time as I could so went early). It was great to walk in and have no cover for the first hour. Every table was marked as "Reserved" on the floor so I went and sat at the rail and tipped a few bucks to the first ladies that danced. Definitely some quality dancers, but found it weird that they wouldn't come near me while topless. Ended up talking to one of the girls and she wanted $60 for 2 songs or $200 for a "semi private" room for 3 songs. To get a full private room it was $500 and even there I wasn't promised that she would take top off. Ultimately, good quality women, crazy prices and lack of extras from what I could tell.

[Megga]

What's the price of lap dance in. Crazy horse, Condor, Vanity, Larry, Gold club.

Any other good strip club in SF downtown?

It's $60 for 2 dances at Condor. And Vanity is 3 dances for $75. And that's the low end. It goes up from there.

[JasonKpur]

What's the price of lap dance in. Crazy horse, Condor, Vanity, Larry, Gold club.

Any other good strip club in SF downtown?

[ClosetPervert9]

https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/...n-17804334.php

Hell yea, I love the food at gold club. The trick is they don't have drinks at the buffet tables. Thats how they get ya.

[Roger Eggin]

https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/...n-17804334.php

[TheBay]

Alright guys, I'm going to find myself with some rare alone time soon in the evenings, and I'd like to make the most of it. I'm totally at home with the massage parlor and Viet coffee scenes, but I know next to nothing about strip clubs and more importantly. How to unlock extras at strip clubs. Can anybody give me a brief rundown of either basic etiquette to negotiate / monger at clubs or clubs with a higher success rate? Most posts here are a bit dated.

If it matters, I'm firmly on the side of a budget experience even if I have to make trade-offs on quality. Share what you can and please PM the rest if some level of discretion is needed for particular dancers.

Sorry I have nothing to share, other than being curious about the SF scene myself. I have not been to a Bay Area club for over ten years since the Market Street Cinema days. Specifically looking for clubs with young white girls, and extras available, if those exist.

[EntangledStat3]

Alright guys, I'm going to find myself with some rare alone time soon in the evenings, and I'd like to make the most of it. I'm totally at home with the massage parlor and Viet coffee scenes, but I know next to nothing about strip clubs and more importantly. How to unlock extras at strip clubs. Can anybody give me a brief rundown of either basic etiquette to negotiate / monger at clubs or clubs with a higher success rate? Most posts here are a bit dated.

If it matters, I'm firmly on the side of a budget experience even if I have to make trade-offs on quality. Share what you can and please PM the rest if some level of discretion is needed for particular dancers.

[AlxnDrxvier]

This is an incredible long shot, but I was in GOE just over a year ago. There was a very lovely little Filipina gal working there. She had small A cup tits, completely shaved mound, big pointy nipples, she was very short 5'2" at most, skinny but not anorexic, and she had a line style tattoo between her breasts. I was wondering if anybody knows who she is, and if she is still working. I would love to see her dance again. Thanks in advance for any help you can give.

[Stevew]

So I was traveling to SF this week and now I want catch up on my review.

The pros: this place is open until 5 am, they were serving some beers until 5 am, the girls generally were friendly, pretty, and not pushy, and you can get a finish there.

The Cons: The pricing on everything once in the door.

$60 for a topless lapdance (one song).

$100 for a nude lapdance (one song).

$500 you can touch them barely no petting (one song).

1 k you get 20 minutes in VIP, heavy petting but mouth / FIV.

5 k they "stop caring what you're doing in the room (the guards)" and you get an hour with them.

One girl said for $15 k I could get FS.

I opted to do some watching, tipping on stage to get some attention and sitting with me for a few to chat, but checked out before the little man could try to max out my cards.

You know you can fly or asia or europe and get girls for $100 (us), right? The flights and hotel cost $1,000. So you can nail 200 of them and you get a trip overseas amd spend 1/3 that.

Or go to vegas and spend $200 to bang a casino girl.

[HowlingCow]

So I was traveling to SF this week and now I want catch up on my review.

The pros: this place is open until 5 am, they were serving some beers until 5 am, the girls generally were friendly, pretty, and not pushy, and you can get a finish there.

The Cons: The pricing on everything once in the door.

$60 for a topless lapdance (one song).

$100 for a nude lapdance (one song).

$500 you can touch them barely no petting (one song).

1 k you get 20 minutes in VIP, heavy petting but mouth / FIV.

5 k they "stop caring what you're doing in the room (the guards)" and you get an hour with them.

One girl said for $15 k I could get FS.

I opted to do some watching, tipping on stage to get some attention and sitting with me for a few to chat, but checked out before the little man could try to max out my cards.

15 k for FS? Even actual porn stars don't quote as much.

[Lance Crason]

So I was traveling to SF this week and now I want catch up on my review.

The pros: this place is open until 5 am, they were serving some beers until 5 am, the girls generally were friendly, pretty, and not pushy, and you can get a finish there.

The Cons: The pricing on everything once in the door.

$60 for a topless lapdance (one song).

$100 for a nude lapdance (one song).

$500 you can touch them barely no petting (one song).

1 k you get 20 minutes in VIP, heavy petting but mouth / FIV.

5 k they "stop caring what you're doing in the room (the guards)" and you get an hour with them.

One girl said for $15 k I could get FS.

I opted to do some watching, tipping on stage to get some attention and sitting with me for a few to chat, but checked out before the little man could try to max out my cards.

[SmellsSoGood]

Don't hear much about NCT. I was here late last year and as soon as I entered, Jazmine came out and grabbed me before I could sit. We went to the VIP room and she gave me the best experience anyone could dream of going to a fully nude strip club. Everything I could ask for. I still think it was all a dream.

Spendy for sure but I was able to go around the world up in the VIP at NCT. I'm finally heading back to SF this month. Sounds like the strip club scene is a long faded memory.