Strip Club Reports

[BullWinkle25]

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater and Market Street Cinema were the two most "liberal" when it came to extra activities. You could definitely have sex in either. Unfortunately, both have been closed for some time now.

So this is probably in the wrong section but seems most appropriate given the type of activities desired. Years ago there was a movie theater scene in SF where you would go into an old movie theater (cannot recall if there was an entrance fee) and the girls would approach you for interest in heading back to a curtained-off area in the back and you could negotiate whatever activities you agreed to. I remember some hot chicks I spent time with and they would allow unrestricted roaming including FIV and some got so fucking wet my hands would be dripping juices onto the floor! I think the only thing that wasn't allowed was actual sex. I can't even remember which part of town these theaters were located and was wondering if they still operate and are open especially post-pandemic. These days I've moved on from strip joints and movie theaters and prefer the escort scene but have to say am not attracted to most of the ads, the girls seem a little chunky, not over-weight, but not skinny which is my body preference. Am headed to SF in a couple of weeks and was hoping for some intel. Am able to provide advice on those traveling to DC, VA, MD.

[Old Chinese Guy]

So this is probably in the wrong section but seems most appropriate given the type of activities desired. Years ago there was a movie theater scene in SF where you would go into an old movie theater (cannot recall if there was an entrance fee) and the girls would approach you for interest in heading back to a curtained-off area in the back and you could negotiate whatever activities you agreed to. I remember some hot chicks I spent time with and they would allow unrestricted roaming including FIV and some got so fucking wet my hands would be dripping juices onto the floor! I think the only thing that wasn't allowed was actual sex. I can't even remember which part of town these theaters were located and was wondering if they still operate and are open especially post-pandemic. These days I've moved on from strip joints and movie theaters and prefer the escort scene but have to say am not attracted to most of the ads, the girls seem a little chunky, not over-weight, but not skinny which is my body preference. Am headed to SF in a couple of weeks and was hoping for some intel. Am able to provide advice on those traveling to DC, VA, MD.

[ClosetPervert9]

I really hope strip clubs make a comeback.

[LeopoldBloom]

Hadn't seen that. But certainly no surprise. Good article, too. Indeed it was a big part of San Francisco's colorful history. Had its own section of the late great SF Redbook, with a community of mongers regularly commenting on the club and the dancers. RIP MBOT.

Yeah, it was a great spot. Some epic nights. RIP.

[DanBlack42]

It looks like Crazyhorse is open again, albeit with limited hours. Does anyone on here know when Tiffany will be back in the club? Or has she finally moved on to something else?

I won't return to CH unless she comes back.

I feel the same way about Mika. If anyone knows where she's gotten to I would love to find out. Iiuc though, the Crazy House is run by Dja Vu now, and they've made a lot of changes. Seems unlikely to me that dancers like Tiffany or Mika would ever return. They seemed to have understandings with the management that Dja Vu would never make.

Re: Mika BTW, she must have been YMMV because my experiences with her were completely different than the OP. She did part me from a lot of cash, but she was wild and I never regretted the money.

[Ed Haskell]

Didn't it close in Oct 2020? RIP MBOT. https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/ar...e-15686757.php.

Hadn't seen that. But certainly no surprise. Good article, too. Indeed it was a big part of San Francisco's colorful history. Had its own section of the late great SF Redbook, with a community of mongers regularly commenting on the club and the dancers. RIP MBOT.

[LeopoldBloom]

Yes, I'm afraid you're right, and it's been this way for at least the past 5-10 years, since one of the Mitchell daughters took over. The eye candy disappeared, replaced by some of the ugliest women I've seen on a strip club stage. And all of the Brothers' innovations, like the room with the flashlights, the interactive lez shows in the Ultra Room, etc. , are either gone or completely lame, and this happened well before covid hit.

Yeah, you can still get laid there for a high price if you wanted to, but there were times in the last 5 years that I went in, looked around and left. That never happened in the late-'90's! In recent years there has occasionally been a cute veteran still there, like the Asian gal whose name escapes me. Probably Korean-American with a feisty but fun personality, and perfect C tits with erect nipples that she didn't often allow access to unless you caught her on the right day. But she's been there at least ten years, maybe longer, and she must do well because most of the time she's by far the best looking girl in the place.

I lived in SF in the late 1990's and this place was off the charts, flush with Silicon Valley money and full of hot girls. Had some memorable nights there with two hot chicks climbing on me and blowing me in the Copenhagen room. Or boning the stunning Aubrey Sinclair in one of the private rooms. Even crazy Robin Banks was super-hot and fun. But by 2010 most of them were gone and the quality dropped like a rock. I can't see it coming back to life under current management, if ever, sadly.

Didn't it close in Oct 2020? RIP MBOT. https://www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/ar...e-15686757.php.

[Ed Haskell]

Gents.

WTF happened to the legendary MBOT? The same place where the hottest of the hot and porn starts roamed the halls?

I returned to Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater for the first time in 15 years. Back in the day, there was so much action in the different rooms and all kinds of serviced (CBJ, BBBJ, FS) on offer.

Granted I was there on a Sunday evening, but when I arrived was literally a ghost town. Paid the Sunday $20 cover (and soon regretted it). It was completely empty and looked like a hurricane had blown thru. The peep room was dismantled, the theater room (where they show porn movies) was ripped up with ladders and stage equipment all over the place. And the main NY Live room smelled like weed and funk. It was like something out of the 70's.

Yes, I'm afraid you're right, and it's been this way for at least the past 5-10 years, since one of the Mitchell daughters took over. The eye candy disappeared, replaced by some of the ugliest women I've seen on a strip club stage. And all of the Brothers' innovations, like the room with the flashlights, the interactive lez shows in the Ultra Room, etc. , are either gone or completely lame, and this happened well before covid hit.

Yeah, you can still get laid there for a high price if you wanted to, but there were times in the last 5 years that I went in, looked around and left. That never happened in the late-'90's! In recent years there has occasionally been a cute veteran still there, like the Asian gal whose name escapes me. Probably Korean-American with a feisty but fun personality, and perfect C tits with erect nipples that she didn't often allow access to unless you caught her on the right day. But she's been there at least ten years, maybe longer, and she must do well because most of the time she's by far the best looking girl in the place.

I lived in SF in the late 1990's and this place was off the charts, flush with Silicon Valley money and full of hot girls. Had some memorable nights there with two hot chicks climbing on me and blowing me in the Copenhagen room. Or boning the stunning Aubrey Sinclair in one of the private rooms. Even crazy Robin Banks was super-hot and fun. But by 2010 most of them were gone and the quality dropped like a rock. I can't see it coming back to life under current management, if ever, sadly.

[Ezinho]

Can you tell me more about yuko, Tiffany, and Mika?

It looks like Crazyhorse is open again, albeit with limited hours. Does anyone on here know when Tiffany will be back in the club? Or has she finally moved on to something else?

I won't return to CH unless she comes back.

[Member #6520]

In SF for the week; thinking of hitting up centerfolds or crazy horse; not looking for extra more for touching? Anything worth it? Thinking of centerfolds for the Monday special!

[EddyWhtwtr]

Noted this recent addition to the online schedule, is this Briana B the porn legend or someone using same name? If the former that might get me back into the club for a closer look.

[Bro Dude]

The low-down for the girls that I've messed with there over the years.

1. Mika. Not Japanese, but Short pudgy Chinese girl who has a sexy voice and knows how to use it to her advantage. So yeah intelligent and charming conversation but don't expect any good mileage as she's a veteran hustler but is basically a smart good girl. Her boobs are not nearly as big as they appear, it's all push-up bra, and she won't let you near them. Won't dance on stage.

2. Tokyo. Not Japanese either, but a straight up hustler with a cold detached demeanor and big fake tits. I'm sure you might be able to get some overpriced options if you've got deep pockets.

3. Jada. Good stage dancer Small, flat chested with a seriously athletic build and a decent little ass, her lap dances are a unique sensual experience as she get's up really close to you and knows how to work with what she has. She's better than you think she'd be in this way, and is a suprising sensual and a sweet girl. Didn't ever push for mileage but she doesn't make any indication that there is any kind of menu.

4. Winter. Easily on of the better stage dancers there and seems to one of the few that makes an effort there. I don't find her attractive enough for a lap dance.

5. Jay Rose. Nice Ass, and another really good stage dancer. But sadly mediocre lap dances and always has weirdly clammy skin. My suggestion is to tip her on stage generously like Winter.

6. Catalina. Latin girl with large natural breasts and the typical odd small torso proportions. Pretty good lap dances as she knows her boobs are her best asset and she's not afraid to use them.

7. Lyla. If this is who I remember, a older goth / rocker girl she's been doing this too long and just goes thru the motions, auto-pilot on stage and off.

8. Mimi. Aside from Midori the only actual Japanese girl there. Older and a bit plain looking, but a sweetheart that gives skinship lap-dances which is a little weird but pretty "PG" as far as lap-dances.

9. Angeli. Older Filipino with long hair, fake DD's, decent ass and some what of a muscular but her attitude is super positive and cheerful. Lap dances are YMMV.

10. Tiffany. This one is interesting as she's not 100% on this planet at any given time but when she likes you she really really goes all out, and she doesn't give a fuck who hears her moan. Crazy pussy is always the best pussy. Your relationship with her is on a knife's edge but enjoy it while it lasts.

11. Coco. Small Asian with a big face, decent natural tits, but with literally zero ass fat, and I mean like none-at-all freak-show level. Lapdances are YMMV, but have a sort of empty vibe. She to be very sweet but she has grown steadily more detached. Still she's isn't a rob, and is very straightforward.

12. Sharlotte. Taller white girl who has her moments with stage performances. Seems like she's got some professional dancing experience. Easy enough to talk to as well but lapdance's however are horrible. Acts like she's allergic to touching you in the booth.

13. Yuko. Not Japanese either but probably the best looking girl there if you catch her, although she sometimes looks like a tranny depending on her use of makeup. Used to have bolt-ons but now they're much softer implants. YMMV and it will be VERY VERY expensive but she delivers if she likes you. Moody personality, so stay on her good side and experience a 10/10 stripper.

14. Alena / Lena. Always together but each is beautiful in their own way. Both are intelligent and sexy. Russian strippers are usually straight-up cold hearted hustlers but these two aren't has harsh. Still don't expect anything extra, just a lighter wallet.

Can you tell me more about yuko, Tiffany, and Mika?

[GreasedSuperB]

The low-down for the girls that I've messed with there over the years.

1. Mika. Not Japanese, but Short pudgy Chinese girl who has a sexy voice and knows how to use it to her advantage. So yeah intelligent and charming conversation but don't expect any good mileage as she's a veteran hustler but is basically a smart "good girl". Her boobs are not nearly as big as they appear, it's all push-up bra, and she won't let you near them. Won't dance on stage.

2. Tokyo. Not Japanese either, but a straight up hustler with a cold detached demeanor and big fake tits. I'm sure you might be able to get some overpriced options if you've got deep pockets.

3. Jada. Good stage dancer Small, flat chested with a seriously athletic build and a decent little ass, her lap dances are a unique sensual experience as she get's up really close to you and knows how to work with what she has. She's better than you think she'd be in this way, and is a suprising sensual and a sweet girl. Didn't ever push for mileage but she doesn't make any indication that there is any kind of menu.

4. Winter. Easily on of the better stage dancers there and seems to one of the few that makes an effort there. I don't find her attractive enough for a lap dance.

5. Jay Rose. Nice Ass, and another really good stage dancer. But sadly mediocre lap dances and always has weirdly clammy skin. My suggestion is to tip her on stage generously like Winter.

6. Catalina. Latin girl with large natural breasts and the typical odd small torso proportions. Pretty good lap dances as she knows her boobs are her best asset and she's not afraid to use them.

7. Lyla. If this is who I remember, a older goth / rocker girl she's been doing this too long and just goes thru the motions, auto-pilot on stage and off.

8. Mimi. Aside from Midori the only actual japanese girl there. Older and a bit plain looking, but a sweetheart that gives "skinship" lap-dances which is a little weird but pretty "PG" as far as lap-dances.

9. Angeli. Older Filippino with long hair, fake DD's, decent ass and some what of a muscular but her attitude is super positive and cheerful. Lap dances are YMMV.

10. Tiffany. This one is interesting as she's not 100% on this planet at any given time but when she likes you she really really goes all out, and she doesn't give a fuck who hears her moan. Crazy pussy is always the best pussy. Your relationship with her is on a knife's edge but enjoy it while it lasts.

11. Coco. Small asian with a big face, decent natural tits, but with literally zero ass fat, and I mean like none-at-all freak-show level. Lapdances are YMMV, but have a sort of empty vibe. She to be very sweet but she has grown steadily more detached. Still she's isn't a ROB, and is very straightforward.

12. Sharlotte. Taller white girl who has her moments with stage performances. Seems like she's got some professional dancing experience. Easy enough to talk to as well but lapdance's however are horrible. Acts like she's allergic to touching you in the booth.

13. Yuko. Not japanese either but probably the best looking girl there if you catch her, although she sometimes looks like a tranny depending on her use of makeup. Used to have bolt-ons but now they're much softer implants. YMMV and it will be VERY VERY expensive but she delivers if she likes you. Moody personality, so stay on her good side and experience a 10/10 stripper.

14. Alena / Lena. Always together but each is beautiful in their own way. Both are intelligent and sexy. Russian strippers are usually straight-up cold hearted hustlers but these two aren't has harsh. Still don't expect anything extra, just a lighter wallet.

[United1]

Gents.

WTF happened to the legendary MBOT? The same place where the hottest of the hot and porn starts roamed the halls?

I returned to Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater for the first time in 15 years. Back in the day, there was so much action in the different rooms and all kinds of serviced (CBJ, BBBJ, FS) on offer.

Granted I was there on a Sunday evening, but when I arrived was literally a ghost town. Paid the Sunday $20 cover (and soon regretted it). It was completely empty and looked like a hurricane had blown thru. The peep room was dismantled, the theater room (where they show porn movies) was ripped up with ladders and stage equipment all over the place. And the main NY Live room smelled like weed and funk. It was like something out of the 70's.

There were maybe 5-6 girls just sitting on a couch, on their phones. Looking like they were drugged out. Didn't make any attempt to greet or seduces us. 2 shady worker guys running around acting important. After a while, they started a few shows on stage and the girls were absolute monsters. The first girls was fat and had more cellulite than a Trump supporter. The second girl was literally 7 feet tall. Next one had tattoos and wrinkles all over her fat tighs. It was a horrible sight. Full nude show.

I did meet a sexy, very thin young latina girl with an incredible ass. Jasmin. And zero boobs. Offered me a lap dance for $25. Was a big mistake. Horrible lap dance and she spend the entire 3 minutes talking about upselling me to to the VIP rooms. Probably only 5 secs of lap touching. Did get to feel her ass which was a nice. Waste of time and money.

My friend got a dance from Camilla. Quite an attractive younger gal, which great ass and body. Has braces. Prob Bee cups. He said he a good time. He paid $30. After she wanted $400 for private room and claimed full sex.

But overall, we felt like we got cheated. Again, I still remember the late 90's when the women were stunners. And the place felt rather elegant. My guess its more profitable to be an escort then work at a crappy dump like MBOT. On our way out we heard 2 Chinese tourist getting upsold on VIP rooms. So assuming they must have had a nice time.

RIP MBOT.

BTW. There have price list on website for cover charges and room fees. So check out. But honestly, I think you are better off somewhere else or with an escort. YMMV.

[Ezinho]

Whoa, this thread is dead. Well, here's a report. Went to the Crazyhorse today. I got there at 12:45 but the guy at the front desk wouldn't let me in, he said they weren't open yet and come back in 10 minutes? So, I circled the block for 10 minutes and came back so I could pay the $16 entrance before 1 PM. It was actually pretty crowded in the afternoon with customers, I was surprised. Not too many girls on the day shift, the screen at the front desk said Tiffany was working but I didn't see her today. She's my favorite of the day shift girls. I had to settle for Pebbles in the lap dance room. She got the job done but she's getting old and probably needs to move on.

One notable lady on the night shift was Kat, she's Asian, sounds Vietnamese, she kind of reminds me of Tiffany. I'd say she's in her 40's. I got a feeling that she would have a wide menu from her stage show, so afterwards she asked me if I wanted a private dance. I told her lets try some lap dances first, so we went back and my intuition was right, she gives the kind of dance that's illegal in many cities. Told me what she'd do back in the private room, I liked the sound of that but I was running short on time so I told her next time. I have the feeling she worked at an AMP before this.

Overall, a pretty decent visit this time. Maybe CH has a couple more years left after all!