Massage Parlor Reports

[Nutzoid]

Earlier post said husband is ill. Try after covid see what happens.

I believe she is only seeing clients M-F. Her husband is more difficult to understand, very heavy accent. I've heard he is ill, Parkinson's. So there is no one to answer the phone when she's with clients. She can see the phone number of callers. She calls back As often as she can to setup appointments. I like her services.

[Mitchelleces45]

I saw this advert pop up recently and was wondering if anyone has given this a go?

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...h/9688021.html

Tried this place out for my first time doing this type of stuff probably 6 months back. Had a sign I think for upholstery or something else not for a spa LOL. Walked in and a guy in his 40's is there with a dog and calls what I think is his wife (in Spanish) she comes out and tells me it's 40 then takes me to a room and tells me a girl will come shortly. About 3 min in a girl walks in 30's big tits, nice ass, face was a 6, real MILF. I say I just want CBJ she tells me 1. 00 or 1. 60 everything. I was like CBJ is fine. She then tells me cause it's my first time 1. 20 I'm like nah I want CBJ (I'm more of a head guy) we proceed. 2-3 min in she's like ok for you cause your first time same price so I'm look cool. Cause CBJ was eh. She's was alright but I take a while to bust. 15 min in or so they knock on the door and she's like that means your times ending. About 4 min later we finish. (I didn't) and I leave. As I was leaving saw a younger girl much more attractive there. Wish I could've picked from the girls. Overall was there I think 26-27 min. Only about 20 min were actually doing stuff. Only MP I've tried, been doing SW in LA since.

[Doctor Man Toy]

I am not over 65, I don't have heath conditions. But yet I have been offered the Pfizer vaccine. First I felt guilty taking (way more people that need it) it but I think some of these are getting thrown away and there has not been much news about it. You all may want to check with your primary doctors if you have a private doctor (Ie not Kaiser or UCLA or any big group). I am set to get my first shot tomorrow in Los Angeles. I was told though that I need to keep super quarantine for the next 3 weeks after my first shot, not sure why since everything I have seen says that the vaccine give you some protection but I will do as told. Contact your primary and let them know if they have some you would be interested in getting the shot and are flexible to see them at anytime.

Just some news. I'm putting this in this section because I interact mostly with MP's but if admin wants to move or delete this please do so, understand.

DGL.

I got my first dose of Moderna vaccine on January 11th. Will have second dose 4 weeks later on February 8th.

We weren't told to quarantine after our initial dose.

[DGoodLife]

I am not over 65, I don't have heath conditions. But yet I have been offered the Pfizer vaccine. First I felt guilty taking (way more people that need it) it but I think some of these are getting thrown away and there has not been much news about it. You all may want to check with your primary doctors if you have a private doctor (Ie not Kaiser or UCLA or any big group). I am set to get my first shot tomorrow in Los Angeles. I was told though that I need to keep super quarantine for the next 3 weeks after my first shot, not sure why since everything I have seen says that the vaccine give you some protection but I will do as told. Contact your primary and let them know if they have some you would be interested in getting the shot and are flexible to see them at anytime.

Just some news. I'm putting this in this section because I interact mostly with MP's but if admin wants to move or delete this please do so, understand.

DGL.

[FifthSunset]

I'm not going anywhere right now... stay careful out there if you are still mongering right now. Heard my doctor friend break down on the phone describing how he's basically having to choose who lives and dies because there are just no beds available.

Thank you for doing your part to limit the spread of coronavirus. I am following your lead and pausing my massage parlor hobbying too. While I might not end up in the hospital, I don't want to catch and transmit it to someone else who does.

[Member #6371]

Made an appointment today for a 30-minute session at the nuru spot. Texted the number and they sent pics of the 2 providers for the day. Chose one named St* Showed up and paid the crazy amount of money listed in previous posts to see what this nuru experience is all about.

Nice place. Kind of an elaborate illusion in the main room. Went to the room and got undressed. Put a towel over my ass and she came in. I'd say she's a solid 8. Young and very fit with quite a few tattoos. I think she's white. Not that it matters, but I don't think I've ever had a HE massage from a white girl in my life. So in a way it almost felt like I was at a legit parlor or something because that's the only time I've ever had a massage from someone who looked like her.

She was chatty and mentioned they were opening more locations soon. Oh, and she was undressing while she was talking. It was more than a bit distracting (in a great way). She got fully undressed and is definitely a solid 8. Not curvy but very fit. Almost seems like a college student type. She put oil on my back very softly, slowly, and seductively. Eventually had me flip over and took the towel off. She got on top, stuck her ass (and everything else) pretty close to my face (which was quite the view), and stuck her head down almost as if a woman would if they were going in for a BJ. The stroking was slow and sexy.

This technically wasn't nuru in the sense that she didn't do the body glide stuff. Which is what I thought I was coming there for. Honestly, a seductive nuru session sounds more sexy to me than an assembly line FS session. Maybe an opinion that most people would disagree with. Anyway, I'm certainly not shy and complain about things all the time. But I just don't feel like being the "complain to management" type at a massage parlor. If the girl is hot and does provide a HE, I feel like the job was done. That said, I might have said something in this case if the straddle wasn't so damn sexy. The hottest part was that as I got harder, I could feel her getting wetter and wetter on top of me. Nuru or no nuru, a hot naked girl with her ass in my face who is dripping on me is waaaaaay sexier than my typical HE experience at a parlor.

The price was crazy high, yeah, but I might consider going back one day. Would probably try someone else, though, to see if I get more of a traditional nuru experience.

Returned to noho nuru spot a few weeks ago (before entering hibernation again). Still overpriced. Still not reeeeallly nuru service. I'm not going anywhere right now but probably won't return here when I do head back out. Also, stay careful out there if you are still mongering right now. Heard my doctor friend break down on the phone describing how he's basically having to choose who lives and dies because there are just no beds available.

[JustCasual]

Any one try this place yet?

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...y/9679020.html

I started to browse BP more frequently now and google search the phone numbers on the different ads. This one comes up frequently and on another site it gave an address in the heart of Pacas on VN. I even drove there once to scope it out. The front is a closed pawn shop. Pretty beaten down with a single camera pointed at the gated front door. Drove the alley in the back and there was 15' tall new fencing lined with metal siding so you can't view in from the back. Pretty shady. Like a chop shop.

I would Tofft but I'm afraid it might be super thick Latinas. I'm in the mood for some youthful slender types.

That's not the place, they just direct you there and ask you to call them. They will then direct you to the actual place just next to it I checked it out months ago but didn't actually get attended for an unrelated reason. I did see two of the providers and they were maybe in their late 20's early 30's with good assets, not super slender but very doable. I can't speak on their service, I definitely got FS vibes but don't quote me.

Keep it casual.

[Hitman13]

I saw this advert pop up recently and was wondering if anyone has given this a go?
https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...h/9688021.html

I was there this past Sun. They were advertising a $. 20 special. Turns out what it really is that you still pay 40 to the house and that $. 20 is supposed to cover FS. The girl told me there that they normally charge $. 40 for FS which I think sucks. Anyways I was greeted by the same girl that ended up being my provider. Her name was Daniella, her face was OK but she had a nice little spinner body. Not much massage, was very accomodating, gave an ok CBJ, followed by CG, standing DS, regular DS, and then mish. I know that most providers fake their pleasure but in this case I'm inclined to believe Daniella really enjoyed it because she never rushed me, and when I first wanted to change from CG to DS after she apparently reached her O, she told me to keep lying down and she proceeded to buck that bronco until she got another nut off. Overall she seemed to be really into it and the noises not fake. Her English is limited but she was a lot of fun. Don't think I'll be back though on a regular day due to her telling me about what providers there normally charge, not to mention knowing some might upsell? Not worth the headache but hey TOFTT and had some fun. No regrets.

[Lurker Bear]

I saw this advert pop up recently and was wondering if anyone has given this a go?

https://sanfernandovalley.bedpage.co...h/9688021.html

[RyanLandis]

Been calling the number shown on ********* for days and they never answer. I called again this morning, still no answer, but a woman with a heavy thai accent called me back. I couldn't really understand her. Sounded like she was saying she wasn't open and something about her husband. Couldn't figure out why she even called me back. Oh well, guess I will never get to meet the famous Tina.

Earlier post said husband is ill. Try after covid see what happens.

[Joe Pike]

Chiro Center Thai. Ventura Blvd. Encino She's 100 yrs old but will toss your salad.

Been calling the number shown on ********* for days and they never answer. I called again this morning, still no answer, but a woman with a heavy thai accent called me back. I couldn't really understand her. Sounded like she was saying she wasn't open and something about her husband. Couldn't figure out why she even called me back. Oh well, guess I will never get to meet the famous Tina.

[RockNRoll72]

Anyone know if green spa is good?

If you use the search function, you'll see that there's been some discussion about Green in the past. I've been there twice and both times were not my favorite. Their ad says they have a lineup to choose from but when I was last down there, they told me two girls were working. When I actually showed up, only one was there (the other had supposedly gone out to get lunch) and it was the same woman who I had seen previously, many months before. Not my favorite provider and was turned off by the fact that I could potentially keep going and I'd be getting the same provider every time. Logically, that can't be of course, but the second visit was so okay for what I paid that I was pretty all right to never go there again. Still haven't found a good place for thick latinas but I've come across a few leads in some recent posts. If I check any out, of course I will report back though I am waiting for the COVID numbers to drop before I get up to anymore antics.

- RnR.

[TacoLvr31]

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[JascWas]

Anyone know if green spa is good?

[RogerOver]

Walk in a take a look at who's working. If you don't like the 1st one then ask to see another. If she doesn't fit the bill either then.

Say sorry I was looking for someone young and petite. These places know that they aren't everyone's cup of tea.

I'm sure all of us have walked into a place and decided against staying. It's your Money, spend it how you like.

But mostly, they couldn't give two fucks if you leave. I've been to places where they were busy and said to come back. They know you're going to hit the phone and find somewhere else to go. I came to CA from the midwest. I promise this is a fucking target rich environment compared to there. I honestly get handjobs by accident around here.

Life's too short to bang or get HEs from ugly chicks. It's definitely an unpardonable sin to PAY for either of those.