Massage Parlor Reports

[BigRicanPapi]

Fellow exquisite Gentlemen, I am standing here today to proudly tell you my hunt for a LMP has been accomplished. After a grueling adventure I finally found myself in the hands of a MAMI. After evading the PoPo, being rejected at another, and being told they were too busy, I finally put my name in the Hall Of Mongers.

Thank you all for the support and help, but the experience wasn't what it was all hyped up to be, let me walk you thru it.

I made my way to the coveted area, and walked right it like I owned the place. Was greeted by Mamasan, was given the sign in sheet and was escorted to a room. No line up was given because the lady that walked in, maybe early 30's, was perfect. Natural nice tits, soft and big. Yoga pants made that ass look perky. All natural. No BBL. She proceeded to massage me for about 2 minutes. Turned me around and that's when it went downhill.

Put the rubber on, and gave me the longest hi in existence. Didn't even ask what I wanted. I was so excited for it all I just went along with it. I asked if I can grab her ass and tits was met with a decline. I was flabbergasted. As I was about to tell her that I didn't want this as I like to roam, she swallowed me whole. Didn't even feel her mouth wrap around the rubber and she proceeded to gargle on it. At this point I was so caught off guard I just layed there. She then took off her shirt and to my surprise her tits where literally one my abs, rubbing them back and forth. Still wasn't allowed to touch. I know crazy right. Then she started stroking as fast as she could and I exploded. She immediately. I then proceeded to pay her. Yeah, she asked for payment after. A bit weird but ok. And then walked me out.

Hmmmm yeah. Not what I was expecting.

[Malvado]

Odd. But this sounds a lot like my experiences with Bally and Green Spa (I think it was called) on Sherman Way. Went to either place once and had a shit time at both. When I went into Green there was a monger on his way out who was pissed, he was cursing at the woman working the window and slammed the door on his was out. Woman even screamed when he shoved the door. Proceeded to have a terrible experience with Roxana, I think was her name?

Then went to Bally at a later time, much later. And guess who in the blue hell I ended up getting. Roxana. Same deal as last time and when I told her that I had seen her at Green Aromatherapy or whatever it was called, she said that she'd never worked there.

Anyway, MO was the same both times. Places were dingy, not clean. Older latina working the window wearing latex gloves to handle money. Bed with no face hole, just a pillow. And the same woman at both joints. Anyway. I remember at one point my blanket came off and I asked her if she had another, to which she told me to just put it back on. I asked her to give me a HJ to finish and I got out of there. Never been back!

- RnR.

X 3. Pretty much the same scenario when I stopped by Bally about 1. 5 years ago. Fake blonde middle age latina lady came in, I don't remember what exactly was said but I got the same "oh no we only do aroma (or whatever)". We agreed to end it and got my door fee back as I walked out.

Was this place ever reliable for anything? I thought about giving it a second chance at the new location but given Jimmy's review, I'll stay away. Good looking out!

[Heizenberg]

Just got a text form this place that new talent is available.

This is the text they sent me:

YoYo Japanese 22 y 34 D 5'0 90 lb.

Vicky Korea 22 y 36 E 5'1 90 lb.

Any info is truly appreciated.

[JasperDaGoat]

Still looking for Mia she was at sun beauty spa in van nuys during March does anyone have contact with her or know where she's at now.

[RockNRoll72]

Saw an ad on BP for Sky on woodman, former Bally.

Stopped by, entry way was small and dirty, no doorbell, small window slides open, I say half hour please. Hand over 50 to middle aged Latina woman with dirty latex gloves on.

I'm showed a room, bed had a pillow, no face hole. I lay down face up naked. In walks middle aged Latina woman in comfy clothes, asks if I've been here before, I say no but I've been to the other place Bally. She then explains this is aroma therapy, little to no touching.

Um, the sign on the door says foot massage. She says no, I apologize and repeat that I thought this was the other Ballys. Confused I put my clothes on and get my money back from the window gloved lady.

Should I have said I've been there before; probably. Should I have shown her the bodyrubs / escorts post; definitely. Kinda baked and they werent hotties. Toftt.

Left and went to reliable sun beuty vannuys. Met Jenny and my day was saved. What a hottie!

Xo.

J818.

Odd. But this sounds a lot like my experiences with Bally and Green Spa (I think it was called) on Sherman Way. Went to either place once and had a shit time at both. When I went into Green there was a monger on his way out who was pissed, he was cursing at the woman working the window and slammed the door on his was out. Woman even screamed when he shoved the door. Proceeded to have a terrible experience with Roxana, I think was her name?

Then went to Bally at a later time, much later. And guess who in the blue hell I ended up getting. Roxana. Same deal as last time and when I told her that I had seen her at Green Aromatherapy or whatever it was called, she said that she'd never worked there.

Anyway, MO was the same both times. Places were dingy, not clean. Older latina working the window wearing latex gloves to handle money. Bed with no face hole, just a pillow. And the same woman at both joints. Anyway. I remember at one point my blanket came off and I asked her if she had another, to which she told me to just put it back on. I asked her to give me a HJ to finish and I got out of there. Never been back!

- RnR.

[BigRicanPapi]

This spot got raided on Tuesday afternoon. Be careful guys, although they have the best Latinas there I think.

No way! The incident I wrote about happened on Tuesday around 3 pm. So I wasn't paranoid? Wow.

[SfvMongg]

Finally able to sit down and write a quick overview of the crazy strange week I had of Mongering.

As you all are aware of by now, my hunt to find a solid Latina Parlor has been unfruitful to say the least. Failure after failure! Let's start with my journey to the well recommended Sepulveda spots. You know the ones I'm talking about by now. They have been recommended to me and they are literally across the street from each other. I was so excited the day before knowing I finally would have some time to visit. As I made my way the following after noon, I first entered that Bright Green Parking Lot. I parked my car and exited the vehicle with utter excitement, I could barely contain myself. As I walked to the door, when I went to Pull it was not budging. The OPEN sign was clearly on.

This spot got raided on Tuesday afternoon. Be careful guys, although they have the best Latinas there I think.

[PinTrelder]

Both my visits to Acutherapy, Woodland Hills have been nice. J818.

Glad you enjoyed it. I don't recall the first one's name but had a nice time with her. I've had a difficult time figuring out schedules of the ones I like. Amy also offered BJ once but I'm not always into that. Avoid Tiffany, ROB. I think I had mamasan once, she asked about what I'd received from others, I mentioned only HJ, haven't been offered much else but I don't go all that often, may not have a rapport yet.

[Jimmy818]

Saw an ad on BP for Sky on woodman, former Bally.

Stopped by, entry way was small and dirty, no doorbell, small window slides open, I say half hour please. Hand over 50 to middle aged Latina woman with dirty latex gloves on.

I'm showed a room, bed had a pillow, no face hole. I lay down face up naked. In walks middle aged Latina woman in comfy clothes, asks if I've been here before, I say no but I've been to the other place Bally. She then explains this is aroma therapy, little to no touching.

Um, the sign on the door says foot massage. She says no, I apologize and repeat that I thought this was the other Ballys. Confused I put my clothes on and get my money back from the window gloved lady.

Should I have said I've been there before; probably. Should I have shown her the bodyrubs / escorts post; definitely. Kinda baked and they werent hotties. Toftt.

Left and went to reliable sun beuty vannuys. Met Jenny and my day was saved. What a hottie!

Xo.

J818.

[Jimmy818]

Both my visits to Acutherapy, Woodland Hills have been nice. My first visit I didn't get her name but she looked like meryl streep, maybe had john lennon glasses, I don't know, I was kinda stoned. She was great though, nice massage, fun teasing, flipped and started oil HJ. Lifted up her top and was able to suck on her fantastic tits. She got close and stared dirty talk, which made me cum. No negotiations, so romantic. I gave her 8 o+40 hh. Should have got her name.

My second visit I met Amy, super hot, skinny, tall. Gave 40 hh, massage was good, little teasing. Flipped and I asked for FS with hand gesture. She said no, only HJ. I asked her to take off clothes and she asked for tip, I gave $. She let me suck on her amazing boobs while she oiled me up. Kinda lacked energy but she was extremely hot, came, cleaned me up, left out the back door.

Definitely recommend.

J818.

[Heizenberg]

Finally able to sit down and write a quick overview of the crazy strange week I had of Mongering.

As you all are aware of by now, my hunt to find a solid Latina Parlor has been unfruitful to say the least. Failure after failure! Let's start with my journey to the well recommended Sepulveda spots. You know the ones I'm talking about by now. They have been recommended to me and they are literally across the street from each other. I was so excited the day before knowing I finally would have some time to visit. As I made my way the following after noon, I first entered that Bright Green Parking Lot. I parked my car and exited the vehicle with utter excitement, I could barely contain myself. As I walked to the door, when I went to Pull it was not budging. The OPEN sign was clearly on. All signs pointed to it being open but the door was locked. I searched for a doorbell. I even knocked. And nothing. So I took the dreaded walk of shame back to my car. And what seemed like everyone on the parking lot watched my every move. Sketchy people in the area as well. When I got in the car I called the parlor about 5 times and no answer. So I took the L.

I decided to drive across the street to the worse looking parking lot, and even more sketchy characters awaited me. It looked like 2 sorts of look outs at each corner. Idk if it was my paranoia or things looked uneasy. As I looked for parking, it looked like multiple law enforcement vehicles were in abundance that afternoon. Again maybe my Paranoia?

I finally found parking, walked to the "detox spa" and the excitement I get when the door was open. Woohooooo! Had I at last ended my Latina hunt? Was it finally happening? As I walked in I saw the famous "sign in sheet". I knew I was finally going to accomplish my white whale. I signed in and waited. And like clockwork the "Mamasan" greeted me. She asked me to take my hat off. As I stood there finally waiting to be welcomed she gave me the "we are too busy" "sorry". I was legitimately confused. I asked if k could wait. She said "not today", "maybe 2 hours", "all my lady's busy", "come Tommorow". And she closed the curtain and left. I couldn't believe what just happened. Disappointed I walked out confused. As I walked to my car I notice 2 cop cars in the parking lot. Strange? Not sure if it's common in that lot. As I drove off I began to think if she had been alerted by her look outs of the cops? Did she think I was one of them? Or where the lady's genuinely busy. Idk. Disappointed to say the least.

No Latinas for me once again! Strike 9! LOL.

Where was the cops in the parking lot where little Caesar pizza place or the other spot where the 7-11 is located??

[BigRicanPapi]

Finally able to sit down and write a quick overview of the crazy strange week I had of Mongering.

As you all are aware of by now, my hunt to find a solid Latina Parlor has been unfruitful to say the least. Failure after failure! Let's start with my journey to the well recommended Sepulveda spots. You know the ones I'm talking about by now. They have been recommended to me and they are literally across the street from each other. I was so excited the day before knowing I finally would have some time to visit. As I made my way the following after noon, I first entered that Bright Green Parking Lot. I parked my car and exited the vehicle with utter excitement, I could barely contain myself. As I walked to the door, when I went to Pull it was not budging. The OPEN sign was clearly on. All signs pointed to it being open but the door was locked. I searched for a doorbell. I even knocked. And nothing. So I took the dreaded walk of shame back to my car. And what seemed like everyone on the parking lot watched my every move. Sketchy people in the area as well. When I got in the car I called the parlor about 5 times and no answer. So I took the L.

I decided to drive across the street to the worse looking parking lot, and even more sketchy characters awaited me. It looked like 2 sorts of look outs at each corner. Idk if it was my paranoia or things looked uneasy. As I looked for parking, it looked like multiple law enforcement vehicles were in abundance that afternoon. Again maybe my Paranoia?

I finally found parking, walked to the "detox spa" and the excitement I get when the door was open. Woohooooo! Had I at last ended my Latina hunt? Was it finally happening? As I walked in I saw the famous "sign in sheet". I knew I was finally going to accomplish my white whale. I signed in and waited. And like clockwork the "Mamasan" greeted me. She asked me to take my hat off. As I stood there finally waiting to be welcomed she gave me the "we are too busy" "sorry". I was legitimately confused. I asked if k could wait. She said "not today", "maybe 2 hours", "all my lady's busy", "come Tommorow". And she closed the curtain and left. I couldn't believe what just happened. Disappointed I walked out confused. As I walked to my car I notice 2 cop cars in the parking lot. Strange? Not sure if it's common in that lot. As I drove off I began to think if she had been alerted by her look outs of the cops? Did she think I was one of them? Or where the lady's genuinely busy. Idk. Disappointed to say the least.

No Latinas for me once again! Strike 9! LOL.

So like any other human being I drove to the usual Asian spot, got my fix by Tina. And went home. Yes I was "served" by Tina, but I was not fulfilled. I still wondered of what coulda been with a big booty spicy mami. But it may be time to retire my hunt, and accept my fate.

[Dick Shadows]

Thanks for the heads up on Pink, yall. Very good experience. Very enthusiastic. IIRC she told me she was 29, honestly I thought she was low-30's, not as young as I expected personally. As a rack connoisseur and naturals snob, I am pretty sure they are enhanced, feel and look better than most by far, I was almost fooled.

[Dick Shadows]

1) the hidden latina spot by the FlyAway. Anyone know if they're still around and advertising?

2) the former dentist office in Reseda. Drove by recently and it didn't look open.

Ya I heard the dentist's office was closed. They did the monthly rotation of girls and I failed to get my 2 favorites #'s. One was Cici she was kind of older and didn't wear make up but her enthusiasm / down for anything attitude and her perfect rack really makes me want to find her. I forgot the other girls name, gorgeous girl from Shanghai. Unfortunately, Cici is such a common name, unless someone knows her by face I figure it is a lost cause finding her.

[Watnow78]

Hey guys has anybody been to the two massage parlors on Reseda close to roscoe? One of them has a big bright pink sign (RAFOLE?) and the is a couple Doors Down.