Massage Parlor Reports

**FedEx** · 05-24-06 13:05

Here's an advice to the SFV mongers:

Call the AMP in advance and ask if they have C-girls or K-girls. If it's a CAMP, bring your own cover and if you play your cards right, you may get a quick cbj from a late 30's - mid 40's C-girl for $40 + $60 (some will want more tip, but will take $60). Mostly you will get a HJ - to tip or not to tip is up to you.

If it's a KAMP, most likely you can get a rushed, unenthusiastic FS from a
45 - 55 y.o. K-lady in a room with big windows on the door. Entry will probably be $50 and the old hags will ask for $100 - $120 for the 1/2 ass service with their worn out bodies. Don't even ask for DFK... These providers used to be hot in the '70's... LOL

Take your game to the SGV, Oxnard or Hollywood / West Hollywood areas. Get a copy of the L.A. Weekly or the L.A. Xpress, read the corresponding boards on this fine California forum and everything you need is right in front of your eyes. Make some calls before you head out and have fun.

The SFV is dead - we have buried it in late 2004 with the demise of Topanga Therapy, may it rest in peace...

Just my 2 cents
Fedex

Originally Posted by stevelee333

I went to one near Topanga and was greeted by a girl who I would rate 3. Seriously thought about bailing out but stayed to see if I could get a good massage at least.

What a mistake! The massage was terrible. She just rubbed her hands with some lotion on my back. After the flip she asked if I wanted anything else. We agreed on the most simple method and she went to work. I just finished as soon as possbile and took off. On my way out she said to bring my own supply if I wanted more. I thought to myself NO WAY I'm coming back.

**CrazyBuzz1985** · 05-24-06 05:29

I am seeing tons of new places popping up. Historically, NoHo has been sub-par and mostly legit.

Any info for a senior member would be appreciated... THX

**Vlad De Sade** · 05-21-06 00:55

Mongers,

Yesterday, Friday, I had a funny experience. Long story short. I put some recent research to good use. I got free from my work in the early evening. I had seen regular, non pro, hotties all over the SFV during the week as I did my missions... So I was pent up for sure! I checked my $$$ 160. What could I do? It was just past 7pm.

I used my phone to call some #s I had harvested from the LA Weekly. Lots of choices... I started w/a place off of Victory & Tampa. Its called Asian therapy. I call the mama san she says 2 girls working mimi & lulu. Sweet I say to myself. And w/that I pop a Vit V. I get there and its still looking good. Like the old Chiropractic place off of Reseda & Roscoe (Remember that place ER2). So I'm inside and it turns out only Mimi is there and she is fat. I get naked and she acts cool. Yet, she really just wants to give me a massage. Period. So I get dressed, get my money back and bail. F**king waste of time!

Now I am focused. And working against the clock. Tick, tick, tick... I call Oriental therapy off of Reseda & Victory. Closed for more than a week now. I'm thinking BUSTED. So I call Pacific care, the old Joy therapy in Van Nuys, and they are open. I get there and I see a hot latina in back of the reception area. I'm thinking sweet. NOT! I get to my room and get the line up. 2 fat latinas. WTF? I ask dude he says the one I want her shift is over. Bummer. So I pick the thinner one and get naked. She freaks and tells me only aromatherapy no massage. I cut my losses tell her no thanks and get my $$$ back from dude. I dont need scented oils I need sex. I almost miss Rainbow therapy at this point.

In my ride I call Victory's therapy off of SB & Vanowen. Only aromatherapy. No massage offered. I say thanks and hang up. This is sucking. And I'm getting horny and harder by the minute.

So I call a place in NOHO off of Riverside. Its after 9pm now. Mama san answers. I ask "how many girls working?" "5 girls you come quick." I say "I'll be there by 9:30 please dont close." So I jam over from Van Nuys via Riverside due east... I make it to the area by 9:28pm. After calling mama san back for some help locating their lair I get inside by 9:35. Mama san is gracious and all smiles. She says "YOU made it." I get a big, big, big room. Seriously, I could have entertained all 5 girls by myself in that space. I get Dani. She is thick but mama san says she has a great personality. And she does. I have less than 30 minutes left. So I get a wicked hand job and prostrate massage. And I splatted her hands and chest for her effort! "Oh YOU cum so big. Lots of messy on me..." I laugh w/her and she gets hot towels for us both. I like this place it could be good w/more time and a few more visits.

So now I am relieved. Some what relieved. I get in my ride and head back west and finally get off of Riverside and take the 101 west to SB. I troll pass Hesby nada... I am still horny w/my cravings leaning towards a fine sw. I am hopeful. I always seem to find a girl when I am in this horny state of mind. I get all the way to Sherman way and I am a little...

Okay, story continued on the sw thread

Late, V da Sadist

**SteveLee333** · 05-11-06 19:22

I went to one near Topanga and was greeted by a girl who I would rate 3. Seriously thought about bailing out but stayed to see if I could get a good massage at least.

What a mistake! The massage was terrible. She just rubbed her hands with some lotion on my back. After the flip she asked if I wanted anything else. We agreed on the most simple method and she went to work. I just finished as soon as possbile and took off. On my way out she said to bring my own supply if I wanted more. I thought to myself NO WAY I'm coming back.

**FedEx** · 04-17-06 00:34

Took a couple for the team on Saturday afternoon (4/15).

8537 Reseda Blvd. is a totally legit Korean Massage place (I never thought I would write this combination of words...). The place is rather new with polished hardwood floors, large windows on the doors and real massage beds.

Gave the 30 y.o. K-girl $40 for 1/2 hour, stripped to my undies and waited. She came back after a few minutes and motioned me to climb on the bed. I approached her, extended my hand to make contact and she stopped me right there, saying: "No touchie!". I apologized and said I would leave. She smiled an said OK. While I was dressing, an older K-Lady (mms, perhaps) came in and tried to save the sale: "We give you very good massagie". I told her I was not there for the massage. She nodded & left. I had to go to their gathering room to ask for my $40 back, 'cause they did not make any effort to voluntarily return it. When I asked, I got it back. Fair enough.

Not far from there, I entered a CMP. Handed over $40 for 1/2 hour to a mid 30's C-girl (thin and to my liking, although some would classify her as plain).
Brushed my hand over her chest and took her other hand and brushed it against my member. No objection. She left for a minute and then come back. Asked if I wanted massage and I said no. I exposed her breasts and fondled them for a fes seconds, then mentioned with hand signals that I wanted a BJ (you hardly get more than that at the SFV CMP's - and only when you bring your own cover). She said OK and asked how much I would pay her. I asked how much she wanted and after a slight hesitation, she said $120. I said NO WAY and did not have to act very surprised, because I was.

I told her $60 is the tops I would pay and she countered with $80. I was not going to shell a total of $120 for cbj, $100 is expensive enough (for that amount you can get FS in Oxnard). So I told her I'm leaving and started dressing. She left and spoke to the mms in the corridor. A minute later both entered the room, the mms trying to save the sale. I told her that for $100 I can get cbj in a Van Nuys cmp and that's where I was headed. That was fine by both and a few seconds later I got my money back.

Headed to V.N., got a good massage and a cbj for a total damage of $100 and that was it. (I was supposed to go to the SGV yesterday, but the wife shortened my free time from 3 to 1.5 hours, so I had to settle for the best local solution).

Just to think that 4 years ago we had 36 KAMP in the SFV - unbelievable!!!!

Have fun & stay safe!

**agoodfella** · 04-09-06 15:10

Guys,

Can anyone recommend any good massage (+ happy finish) places in Burbank?

Just looking for a decent asian rub / tug place.

Thanks

**Webcams** · 03-25-06 12:29

Starting to see alot of ad's for amp's & lamps In the SFV.. Getting better ?

**Lulu Pussy** · 03-20-06 11:55

Originally Posted by FedEx

...As for the married men warning - that's a good point. I keep my stash in a hidden compartment of my car and anyway my wife hardly drives it.

To make sure my hobby stays a mistery from the Mrs., I got bought a pay-as-you-go cellphone to do my CL and related hobbying. I checked all the different plans and phones. Best deal I could find was at Target for the T-mobile phone and service. Got the cheapest phone, the cheapest starter card, then got the one-year card when the starter expired a couple months later.

I keep it in my car and only use it there. If the Mrs. ever happens to find it, I can always say something like "that must be Joe's from work."

As to condoms, I never bring 'em in the hopes of bareback riding. I've done a lot of hobbying over the years (I'm an older guy) and have never gotten a thing.

**FedEx** · 03-16-06 20:26

This is just the difference between a KMP and a CMP. The Koreans will always have condoms, because they will never pass on an opportunity to make extra money (FS). The Chinese are more reserved.

Since I have taken my game from the no-action SFV to Oxnard & SGV, the difference is even more blatant. In the 'Nard - mostly Koreans - you never have to worry about bringing a cover (most girls here will offer you BBFS, but that's another story...). In any CMP, if you don't bring your own cover, the best you will get is a HJ or a saran wrap BJ (I got one at a Simi Valley CMP once and didn't like it). In my current favorite SGV CMP, I have to bring my own cover (BBFS is also offered here...) and when we're done, the provider gives me the used condom, wrapped in a napkin and asks me to discard it in the trash can outside...

As for the married men warning - that's a good point. I keep my stash in a hidden compartment of my car and anyway my wife hardly drives it.

Have fun!

Originally Posted by Webcams

Heard alot of places are scratching the condoms for saran wrap or latex strips, in order to avoid LE using the possesion as evidence against them in case of a bust. The mere possesion is not illegal, but when you keep a supply LE can use that to attempt to show a jury, that massages don't require rubbers, I belive le's harsh enforcment willl cause a rise in std's, but wtf just my 2 cents, seems if you want to play safe, you gotta always bring your own just in case, but remember married men, throw away the one's you don't use! I have heard the horrors of trying to explain them away from married guys!

**Webcams** · 03-16-06 19:38

Heard alot of places are scratching the condoms for saran wrap or latex strips, in order to avoid LE using the possesion as evidence against them in case of a bust. The mere possesion is not illegal, but when you keep a supply LE can use that to attempt to show a jury, that massages don't require rubbers, I belive le's harsh enforcment willl cause a rise in std's, but wtf just my 2 cents, seems if you want to play safe, you gotta always bring your own just in case, but remember married men, throw away the one's you don't use! I have heard the horrors of trying to explain them away from married guys!

**Love PHD** · 03-15-06 04:35

I think Glad bags cost more that condoms. You're probably getting the real full service that people are looking for.

**Lulu Pussy** · 03-08-06 22:58

Hit a new AMP today in the West Valley. Saw Ms. K.

Not the best looking gal, but pickin's are slim in the SFV. Finally was able to get a BJ and a little DATY in the Valley (but no FS). She has a GREAT body, nice sized naturals for for an Asian girl, great nips, really cute ass. Nice little furry Lulu.

Here's the crazy thing. She had no condoms (GOOD!) but managed to pull a Gladlock bag out of a drawer in the room! So not quite a CBJ, but a GLBJ.

The GL was seriously "keeping the freshness in" so finished with a HJ.

Total damage was a pair of Jacksons for the room and a Bengie for Ms. K. I know I paid too much, but WTF.

**Da Bot** · 03-05-06 12:44

...a couple of weeks ago. Hit my favorite LAMP and saw miss "S". S appears to be in her late 20s, with small tits and a round ass. S doesn't speak a whole lot of English, but we managed to communicate well enough. No competition for JLo, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cookies. Face is in the 6-7 range.

Decent cbj, then to mish, cg, ds, back to mish to completion. She won't do greek; too bad, what with that great ass.

Total damage $.5. Not my best experience there, but if she were all that was available I wouldn't walk away.

**Vlad De Sade** · 03-05-06 03:39

Brother,

Thats encouraging news. I too have faired a bit better of late while amping in da valley. Nothing like the old salad days for sure...

Oh damn, I need to build that time machine back to the summer of 2002 when over 35 AMP's were operating all over the SFV!

Okay, bro keep up the great vaugely detailed reports. And lets all remember that LE pressure in da valley is severe. So make them work and keep the real s**t off of the radar. PM the vital intel to trusted brothers only. Sorry, newbies but LE has made paranoia a permanent part of the game here in the once mighty valley...

Laterz, da I Sadist

**Da Bot** · 03-04-06 11:37

AMPs aren't completely dead in the valley. Not what it was years ago, but...

Stopped by an AMP this week and saw miss "M". M is an Asian girl, probably in her late 20s. Not a knockout for looks, but I'd give her a 7. Great pair of bolt-ons, and a decent ass. A number of tattoos on various parts of her bod.

No preliminaries, she just comes into the room, says "hi" and strips (mamasan knows me and has told her I'm a regular). Then it's the usual drill: hj, cbj, cg, mish, ds. No objections as I put my hands anywhere I want as well. Finally greek ds to completion.

All in all a very pleasant experience for $.9 total. I'll repeat.