Massage Parlor Reports

[PlayerN818]

Okay, I seem to be in the middle of a thing.

Guys (and ladies, if you're out there) I know times are tough and you want every dollar to count, but FFS, you have to take a gamble now and then. Please stop with the requests for "sure thing" places.

Try this- you're driving around and you see a "massage" sign. It's in a strip mall. It's a small store front. There are drapes over the windows. Stop. Go in. Is there a window with an additional door to the back? Ask the pricing. Is the MMS older and sizing you up? Give it a shot.

See where I'm going here? You may get a HE, you may get a great legit massage, you may get a shit legit massage, but at least you'll have intel to share. Do that a few times and then come at me with requests.

Other than that, everything is fine, thanks for asking.

[Monger Dude]

Ok. Here's Lola's Info.

GB Touch.

Owensmouth Ave.

Canoga Park.

I saw her yesterday. She is a sweetheart. Please be nice & respectful.

P.S. The main person here (greisy) is legit (as far as I can tell.) Lola works for greisy.

Don't bother with this one. Made an appointment today not specifying that I wanted Lola until I was on my way. When I asked for her, Greisy replied with "Lola doesn't work here anymore. I don't do Lola's costomers and have a nice day".

Too bad. Hopefully OP got her number.

[AndyMendez1980]

Is there anyone in particular you would recommend? Or good days?

[AkaRed]

Okay, thanks for the response. Lots of good research available on here ("search" is your friend) and just try a few spots. If you have questions about MP protocol (how to act, send signals to provider, nerves, etc.) just ask. We actually are a helpful group.

Thank you will do.

[ArrogantBstrd]

Green Spa:

I rolled with Marisol. She works on Wednesdays. Mid-30's, darker-skinned Latina. Typical FS spot and prices. All covered, even though I wanted BBBJ. She's very affectionate, but can't speak English. It seems Green, Blue, Bally's, and Gem are similar.

Best Asian:

Eva works Saturday-Tuesday, I think? Very skinny girl in her mid-20's. Might even be 30. Weak massage, but nice HE.

Justine has a better massage. Petite woman in her late 30's. Works Tues-Thurs. Offers CBJ for $120.

Anyone have intel for BBBJ? I see BM and Oak Spa in previous posts. I used to see a girl in Orchid Therapy a few years ago, but I never found anyone else who can match her service. I don't even need CIM. Just need a woman who provides an unrushed session.

Send me info. I can offer leads in San Diego if you need.

[PlayerN818]

I'm a newbie on this forum not in the scene but I'm no expert either.

Okay, thanks for the response. Lots of good research available on here ("search" is your friend) and just try a few spots. If you have questions about MP protocol (how to act, send signals to provider, nerves, etc.) just ask. We actually are a helpful group.

[Member #6371]

Not my cup of tea, but I hope you learned something here about the give and take of these forums.

Agree 100%.

[IAmGib1]

At virtually every FS place the girls dress provocatively. The trade off is that you don't get anything close to a real massage.

This is true. If the girl wears a dress during the massage FS is available.

1. Does anyone have a list of FS massage in SFV?

2. Who gives the best massage and then FS?

[AkaRed]

Nothing wrong with being a newbie, but holding info ransom is just, well, not the coolest thing one could do. See, many of us spend time and $$ trying spots out all over the place. Sometimes it's awesome, sometimes it sucks, but what we're doing is TOFTT. And (for the most part) we share that intel freely. It's what makes this board so cool.

And since we're on the topic, I'm a little confuse about your two posts. In one you say it's tough being a newbie, but then right next to that you complain about service slipping in the valley. My question (with respect) is how would you know that as a newbie? Did I misunderstand one or both of those posts?

I'm a newbie on this forum not in the scene but I'm no expert either.

[PlayerN818]

Saw a very simple ad in Bedpage ("Massage in San Fernando Valley" was about it) texted the number and eventually it led me to a Thai Chiro / massage place in the strip mall next to the MB dealer on VB. No pics exchanged, so I had no idea what I was walking into. Texted to see if she was available, she says someone coming, I say Okay, maybe next time, Texts right back: guy cancelled, come by. I was very close, so swung in.

Big windows and no curtains, and I see an older lady chilling on the front couch, Door is locked, she lets me in, we chat, and she figures out I'm there for Ceecee. Calls back, they chat Chinese for a bit, she says to wait. So I'm just standing in the front lobby, feeling like I'm onstage with the lights and shit, people walking by (Pizza place on one end Japanese restaurant on the other) and trying to hide by "looking" at the tapestries hanging on the wall in the corner.

I'm finally directed to go to the back. As I make my way there, I see Ceecee. Large girl. Big tits, but large girl big tits, and not a looker. Her voice sounded like she was a tranny, but I don't think she is.

I'm there, so what the hell. . 4 for 1/2. Pay, and lay down an yet another hard table. This one had almost no padding around the face hole, so I was constantly trying to find a comfortable way to put my head. Finally just rested it on my arm.

Really average / bad massage starts. Fuck. And I kid you not, five minutes in "Okay, time to flip". "Are you serious?" "What?" "Honey, it's only been a few minutes. " "Oh! You want more massage?" Honestly? No, I want to get the fuck out of here, but screw it, I paid $40, so "Yeah, a little more would be nice".

She tries to remember whatever technique she was shown when she started, elbow work here, forearm there, "deep tissue" on whatever she was standing next to. Another ten minutes, then "Okay, how that? Better?" "Sure" So she gets the hot towel, gone a bit longer than seems normal, comes back, wipes down, grabs the pillow, but I sit up and tell not tonight. She gets apologetic and explains she has another guy waiting. WTF? She tried to squeeze me in and kept the other monger waiting? She explains she lives there, and that she is available 24/7 and if I want to come back "anytime, hunny" she'll make it up to me. I thank her for the offer, dress, drop a "legit massage" tip on her table and leave.

So, if you want a half-assed massage "anytime-24/7", don't care about looks, and are okay with bigger girls, PM me.

[PlayerN818]

Beginning a newbie sucks but I understand need to work that muche harder to get the intel or experience it.

Nothing wrong with being a newbie, but holding info ransom is just, well, not the coolest thing one could do. See, many of us spend time and $$ trying spots out all over the place. Sometimes it's awesome, sometimes it sucks, but what we're doing is TOFTT. And (for the most part) we share that intel freely. It's what makes this board so cool.

And since we're on the topic, I'm a little confuse about your two posts. In one you say it's tough being a newbie, but then right next to that you complain about service slipping in the valley. My question (with respect) is how would you know that as a newbie? Did I misunderstand one or both of those posts?

[Lovergrrl]

Ok. Here's Lola's Info.

GB Touch.

Owensmouth Ave.

Canoga Park.

I saw her yesterday. She is a sweetheart. Please be nice & respectful.

P.S. The main person here (greisy) is legit (as far as I can tell.) Lola works for greisy.

Not my cup of tea, but I hope you learned something here about the give and take of these forums.

[AkaRed]

((Not really partner, they are some old reliables still in the sfv Just have to be a foot soldier and put in work))).

Cool ill keep hunting. I've been striking out lately.

[Hanzo8]

The service of MPs in van nuys is slipping. The level of service is not matching the prices they are charging.

((Not really partner, they are some old reliables still in the sfv Just have to be a foot soldier and put in work))).

[MarkMike1]

Ok. Here's Lola's Info.

GB Touch.

Owensmouth Ave.

Canoga Park.

I saw her yesterday. She is a sweetheart. Please be nice & respectful.

P.S. The main person here (greisy) is legit (as far as I can tell.) Lola works for greisy.