Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6371]

Oooohhhh my goodness.

Craziest experience ever today. A little past noon.

So I go to that one place in west valley that I've been talking about.

My 4th trip there.

That's visit was like my 2nd visit. Regular massage & standard HE.

But. That is not the story I'm here to tell.

Two opinions from someone else who has been to that location:

1. That place is awful. Even with our low standards of SFV parlors, it's really bad.

2. That's absolutely no excuse for scamming a woman out of money. What kind of man does that?. That said, when I was at that particular parlor, the provider gave easily the worst HJ of my life. Like, it lacked basic friction. I think it's possible that this lame guy you overheard didn't actually get a completed HJ (because yeah she really is that bad). Still absolutely no excuse for walking out without paying. Just a possible theory on what might have been happening in that room. Obviously, a total guess and nothing more.

[PlayerN818]

(Trying to bail without paying is not cool, on another site I read reviews for guys getting serviced and bragging about paying $20 ,most don't. Know these girls have to split the tips they get with the mama or papasan so that $20 tip the girl gets $10.

Split tips? Or split house fee? I heard the house gets 50% to 70% of the door, while the provider keeps her tips.

[SalamiSlap]

Anyone know any local wax and tug spots?

[IAmGib1]

Yeah, I've read reports of bare anal. Not going to judge, but think about that.

Where is the place are you two discussing and who is it?

[WaltersOne]

Is this a one woman shop (Tina) or there are other tech? If there are others, how do they compare to Tina?

Sounds amazing, I'd love to see her. Can you PM her location / name of place? Thanks.

[Hanzo8]

And this is why I don't share my favs. Not saying any of you fine readers would behave like this, but fucking hell. . .

(Trying to bail without paying is not cool, on another site I read reviews for guys getting serviced and bragging about paying $20 ,most don't. Know these girls have to split the tips they get with the mama or papasan so that $20 tip the girl gets $10.

[PlayerN818]

(Had a massage a few weeks ago in the valley some asshole was getting loud with the girl he had and tried to bail on her without paying after she serviced him. The girl I had said this is common.).

And this is why I don't share my favs. Not saying any of you fine readers would behave like this, but fucking hell. . .

[Hanzo8]

Oooohhhh my goodness.

Craziest experience ever today. A little past noon.

So I go to that one place in west valley that I've been talking about.

My 4th trip there.

That's visit was like my 2nd visit. Regular massage & standard HE.

But. That is not the story I'm here to tell.

When I get there, the lady upfront says only 1 lady working & it will be about 20 min / I'm like, that's fine. Sooo I'm out in a room and they close the door & await my turn. Now the fun starts.

The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling. So I can hear what is happening in the next room.

The guy is a complete mess!! I can tell that they massage lady is giving him HJ and he is taking FOREVER. And he's being a jerk to the massage lady. The lady keeps on saying no. And he keeps on doing whatever he's doing & she had to keep saying no.

It was painful to listen too.

Then when he gets up to leave. There is shouting & the lady is saying no in a loud voice. She finally escorts that asshole out. Then comes to me. Says I'm so sorry. So sorry. I'm like, your poor thing. Told her that she's the one needing a massage -.

WOW.

Not cool.

(Had a massage a few weeks ago in the valley some asshole was getting loud with the girl he had and tried to bail on her without paying after she serviced him. The girl I had said this is common.).

[MarkMike1]

Oooohhhh my goodness.

Craziest experience ever today. A little past noon.

So I go to that one place in west valley that I've been talking about.

My 4th trip there.

That's visit was like my 2nd visit. Regular massage & standard HE.

But. That is not the story I'm here to tell.

When I get there, the lady upfront says only 1 lady working & it will be about 20 min / I'm like, that's fine. Sooo I'm out in a room and they close the door & await my turn. Now the fun starts.

The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling. So I can hear what is happening in the next room.

The guy is a complete mess!! I can tell that they massage lady is giving him HJ and he is taking FOREVER. And he's being a jerk to the massage lady. The lady keeps on saying no. And he keeps on doing whatever he's doing & she had to keep saying no.

It was painful to listen too.

Then when he gets up to leave. There is shouting & the lady is saying no in a loud voice. She finally escorts that asshole out. Then comes to me. Says I'm so sorry. So sorry. I'm like, your poor thing. Told her that she's the one needing a massage -.

WOW.

Not cool.

[Pasquelo]

Sadly, the place at SFM and Woodley does appear to be closed, although the sign is still there, so maybe it could re-open. I had fun there too. Alice was crazy.

I didn't know about the table shower. I will have to try that next time.

Table shower set up is pretty simple compared to a lot I've seen but it gets the job done.

[Hanzo8]

That place is still there? I was in town for a weekend about 5 years ago and had a good time, 2 working at the time I got the younger one early 30's real good tease and some stroking while on my stomach, could have finished that way but she had me turn over and gave me pm with handy for finish, went to the table shower after (should have done that before I know now) and really got washed in all the right spots probably could have finished again given more time and money. I did like getting pampered though, she even washed my hair. There used to be a place down the street on SFM and Woodly in the strip mall there but I read awhile ago that it is now closed. Had fun there too. But no shower.

(she worked at the round place with big jenny on reseda years ago.).

[GeezerX]

That place is still there? I was in town for a weekend about 5 years ago and had a good time, 2 working at the time I got the younger one early 30's real good tease and some stroking while on my stomach, could have finished that way but she had me turn over and gave me pm with handy for finish, went to the table shower after (should have done that before I know now) and really got washed in all the right spots probably could have finished again given more time and money. I did like getting pampered though, she even washed my hair. There used to be a place down the street on SFM and Woodly in the strip mall there but I read awhile ago that it is now closed. Had fun there too. But no shower.

Sadly, the place at SFM and Woodley does appear to be closed, although the sign is still there, so maybe it could re-open. I had fun there too. Alice was crazy.

I didn't know about the table shower. I will have to try that next time.

[Pasquelo]

There is a tiny place squeezed into the corner here. Sign says "SPA / MASSAGE. " I don't think it has an actual name.

I was greeted at the door by a cute-ish, 40-ish Chinese mamasan. As far as I can tell, she is the only one who works here, and is also the provider.

She took me to the room, and told me to get ready, while she finished working on the guy in the next room. There were some rhythmic slapping accompanied by quiet whimpers and I thought maybe FS was happening. (The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so you hear everything. Since there is only one provider at a time, apparently, I guess this normally doesn't matter.).

She finished with that client, said goodbye, then I heard her washing up in the bathroom at the end of the hall. She eventually reappeared, and started a very arousing light touch massage on me. At one point, she is lightly tapping me with her cupped palms with a very specific rhythm, and I realize it makes the sound I had heard previously that sounds like FS. At the same time, she is panting and moaning a little, and I realize this is all for show. I laughed out loud, and she giggled and said, "You like?

On the flip, she went straight into HE mode, and delivered a slow and masterful finish at just the right pace. There was some time left, so she continued with a head massage and chest massage, legs, arms and fingers. The traditional bottle of water was offered and denied, per the advice offered elsewhere on this site. The massage was well over 40 minutes. I should have tipped more.

She works Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, as I recall. I might have that wrong.

$40 at the door (that is not in code), the usual tip.

That place is still there? I was in town for a weekend about 5 years ago and had a good time, 2 working at the time I got the younger one early 30's real good tease and some stroking while on my stomach, could have finished that way but she had me turn over and gave me pm with handy for finish, went to the table shower after (should have done that before I know now) and really got washed in all the right spots probably could have finished again given more time and money. I did like getting pampered though, she even washed my hair. There used to be a place down the street on SFM and Woodly in the strip mall there but I read awhile ago that it is now closed. Had fun there too. But no shower.

[Member #6371]

Hey Ganja thanks for the call out. If you seem to remember though I sent you the information on what place he was referring too.

To everyone else: sorry I did not post about this, but I never received anywhere near the service markmike received at this location. But here it is for all those that want to know a place on fallbrook across from a chik fil a. Next to a donut shop.

Just coming back from this place and my experience was pretty much as bad as it gets. Provider spoke essentially no English and clearly is living in the parlor (there's literally a bed right at the front desk). HJ was the worst I've ever had in my life. So unsexy, robotic, and lacking in basic friction that I couldn't stay hard and had to explain to her (via hand gestures) how to do it. Oh, and then she didn't change the sheets when I was leaving. Just put a folded towel on the bed and made it appear that it was a new, clean setup for the next person. No chance I'm going back there.

[GeezerX]

There is a tiny place squeezed into the corner here. Sign says "SPA / MASSAGE. " I don't think it has an actual name.

I was greeted at the door by a cute-ish, 40-ish Chinese mamasan. As far as I can tell, she is the only one who works here, and is also the provider.

She took me to the room, and told me to get ready, while she finished working on the guy in the next room. There were some rhythmic slapping accompanied by quiet whimpers and I thought maybe FS was happening. (The walls don't go all the way to the ceiling, so you hear everything. Since there is only one provider at a time, apparently, I guess this normally doesn't matter.).

She finished with that client, said goodbye, then I heard her washing up in the bathroom at the end of the hall. She eventually reappeared, and started a very arousing light touch massage on me. At one point, she is lightly tapping me with her cupped palms with a very specific rhythm, and I realize it makes the sound I had heard previously that sounds like FS. At the same time, she is panting and moaning a little, and I realize this is all for show. I laughed out loud, and she giggled and said, "You like?

On the flip, she went straight into HE mode, and delivered a slow and masterful finish at just the right pace. There was some time left, so she continued with a head massage and chest massage, legs, arms and fingers. The traditional bottle of water was offered and denied, per the advice offered elsewhere on this site. The massage was well over 40 minutes. I should have tipped more.

She works Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday, as I recall. I might have that wrong.

$40 at the door (that is not in code), the usual tip.