Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Browser999** · 07-23-08 22:49

Originally Posted by B Malibu

"This is about us... she's so special to me... your the beats of my heart, the air I breathe... she's so special to me!"

Haha...

Thanks for the good laugh.

I have been browsing for a while now and never really care to post, until now.

Maybe all of you can give me some advice. I never really been to a massage place (well maybe a couple of times) or a call girls, honestly I just don't have the balls to do it. However that doesn't mean I haven't had fun.

I play a total different game. What I do is I post ads for girls who want to pose naked. Every time I post I get a few replies with naked pictures of girls that are willing to do it. Most of the time I ask for first timers and I get 18 or 19 yr olds replying. On a couple of occasions I have rented a hotel room and had them come over for the photo session. Most of the times nothing happens other than pictures but a few times the girls have preposition me to give them a little extra. Normally they want me to play with them or suck their boobies for a few dollars more. But like I said is really not my thing, I am just into pictures. But anyways I just wanted to say thank you all for letting me live vicariously trough you. If anyone is ever interested in doing something together let me know. Like I said all I care is about getting some naked pics. Please if you use my idea don't offer more than $50 for the session and be nice to the girls. Some of them really need the money and most of them are really nice.

**Browser999** · 07-23-08 22:47

Originally Posted by B Malibu

"This is about us... she's so special to me... your the beats of my heart, the air I breathe... she's so special to me!"

Haha...

Thanks for the good laugh.

I have been browsing for a while now and never really care to post, until now.

Maybe all of you can give me some advice. I never really been to a massage place (well maybe a couple of times) or a call girls, honestly I just don't have the balls to do it. However that doesn't mean I haven't had fun.

I play a total different game. What I do is I post ads for girls who want to pose naked. Every time I post I get a few replies with naked pictures of girls that are willing to do it. Most of the time I ask for first timers and I get 18 or 19 yr olds replying. On a couple of occasions I have rented a hotel room and had them come over for the photo session. Most of the times nothing happens other than pictures but a few times the girls have preposition me to give them a little extra. Normally they want me to play with them or suck their boobies for a few dollars more. But like I said is really not my thing, I am just into pictures. But anyways I just wanted to say thank you all for letting me live vicariously trough you. If anyone is ever interested in doing something together let me know. Like I said all I care is about getting some naked pics. Please if you use my idea don't offer more than $50 for the session and be nice to the girls. Some of them really need the money and most of them are really nice.

**Battosai 66** · 07-23-08 18:38

**Fe Maiden** · 07-23-08 11:58

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/766191686.html

**B Malibu** · 07-23-08 03:21

Originally Posted by Browser999

I wonder what the professor would say about this.

Can you take me out kobe style.

"This is about us... she's so special to me... your the beats of my heart, the air I breathe... she's so special to me!"

Haha...

**Ochobby** · 07-22-08 22:45

Originally Posted by Quality Junk

Got together with this one last week. Goes by Nikki, her phone # is out of Utah - 801, blonde, green, DD naturals. She's a good 155lbs plus, with a gut, looks like she recently had a baby.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/763663963.html

Met up at a no-tell near Honda Center. $.50 for erotic play, FS NOT included!!, w/FS it would be $$.5. My little head got the better of me, and I went for the FS thinking it may be fun. Boy was I wrong. Long story short, everything that could go wrong, did. I've had more fun at Fritz!!! For $$.5, I've had LA 10's with huge knockers (I love the natural hooters). This one's a LA 4 or a Portland 6 at best, maybe an Utah 10. I guess that's why all the sheeps are nervous in Utah.

Poor attitude, rush, rush, all business. She also works Santa Barbara, San Francisco, San Diego, New York, Boston. I guess she has to move around with the poor service that she provides.

You've all been warned. There are better and higher mileage out there. Spend it wisely.

Dude - she doesn't even look good in the picture.

**Browser999** · 07-22-08 02:56

Originally Posted by B Malibu

Haha... must be a Tom Leykis listener!

I wonder what the professor would say about this.

Can you take me out kobe style.

**B Malibu** · 07-21-08 21:30

Originally Posted by Quality Junk

I've had LA 10's with huge knockers (I love the natural hooters). This one's a LA 4 or a Portland 6 at best, maybe an Utah 10. I guess that's why all the sheeps are nervous in Utah.

Haha... must be a Tom Leykis listener!

**Quality Junk** · 07-21-08 12:28

Got together with this one last week. Goes by Nikki, her phone # is out of Utah - 801, blonde, green, DD naturals. She's a good 155lbs plus, with a gut, looks like she recently had a baby.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/763663963.html

Met up at a no-tell near Honda Center. $.50 for erotic play, FS NOT included!!, w/FS it would be $$.5. My little head got the better of me, and I went for the FS thinking it may be fun. Boy was I wrong. Long story short, everything that could go wrong, did. I've had more fun at Fritz!!! For $$.5, I've had LA 10's with huge knockers (I love the natural hooters). This one's a LA 4 or a Portland 6 at best, maybe an Utah 10. I guess that's why all the sheeps are nervous in Utah.

Poor attitude, rush, rush, all business. She also works Santa Barbara, San Francisco, San Diego, New York, Boston. I guess she has to move around with the poor service that she provides.

You've all been warned. There are better and higher mileage out there. Spend it wisely.

**Ochobby** · 07-20-08 01:11

Originally Posted by Choasxxi

Hi, I'm new to the forums. I joined because I've been toying with the idea of taking one of these Craig's List ads up for quite some time, and last night, sorta drunk, actually did.

I called her and she answered right away. She had a really sweet voice, and this really stupid laugh. She'd laugh at the end of just about every sentence. I asked her if she was available, and she said that she would be around 3:30. It was like 1:45 then. So I took a shower and hopped on my bike (I enjoy biking a lot.) She said to get between two Katella and Chapman, on Beach, and then call her. I did so at around 3:30 and followed further instructions as I rode by Disney Way and all the Hotels and all of that garbage.

I was really worried that it was a sting, I've never done this before. I pussed out. I was at the final stop she instructed me to be at before telling me her exact location, and asked what kind of car I was going to be in, at which point I just said "nevermind" and hung up. I really wanted to follow through with it. It'd be really shitty considering where I am in life right now if I were to get busted, though, and I wanted to see if I could find some insight from any experienced individuals on how to know if you're being set up.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/755499609.html here's the ad. Thanks guys!

It's so she can ID you in the parking lot before you come up to the room. She's probally a legit provider, I've seen her ad on Humaniplex

**Choasxxi** · 07-19-08 23:51

Thanks Momoshiro. One more thing; this may be a really stupid question, but if a CraigsList ad advertises that the girl 'takes credit cards', (ignoring the plethora of hilarious jokes that could be made) should I be alarmed?

Originally Posted by Momoshiro

Don't talk about sex or money on the phone. Once you get there, don't talk about the cost. They can't bust you unless they have evident you're paying for sex. The chances are very unlikely it's a setup. The girls are very cautious because they are at higher risk than you are. The process you went thru is very typical. Once you have done it once, it easier after that. Have fun.

**Ochobby** · 07-19-08 22:40

Originally Posted by Chocolatenuts

Has anyone been here before?

Good/bad?

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ths/756342195.html

Never been there but when they actually list massages vs. relaxation, the most you might get is a lousy HJ.

**Momoshiro** · 07-16-08 11:13

Don't talk about sex or money on the phone. Once you get there, don't talk about the cost. They can't bust you unless they have evident you're paying for sex. The chances are very unlikely it's a setup. The girls are very cautious because they are at higher risk than you are. The process you went thru is very typical. Once you have done it once, it easier after that. Have fun.

Originally Posted by Choasxxi

Hi, I'm new to the forums. I joined because I've been toying with the idea of taking one of these Craig's List ads up for quite some time, and last night, sorta drunk, actually did.

I called her and she answered right away. She had a really sweet voice, and this really stupid laugh. She'd laugh at the end of just about every sentence. I asked her if she was available, and she said that she would be around 3:30. It was like 1:45 then. So I took a shower and hopped on my bike (I enjoy biking a lot.) She said to get between two Katella and Chapman, on Beach, and then call her. I did so at around 3:30 and followed further instructions as I rode by Disney Way and all the Hotels and all of that garbage.

I was really worried that it was a sting, I've never done this before. I pussed out. I was at the final stop she instructed me to be at before telling me her exact location, and asked what kind of car I was going to be in, at which point I just said "nevermind" and hung up. I really wanted to follow through with it. It'd be really shitty considering where I am in life right now if I were to get busted, though, and I wanted to see if I could find some insight from any experienced individuals on how to know if you're being set up.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/755499609.html here's the ad. Thanks guys!

**Doubleclick02** · 07-16-08 00:08

I tried Julie, the mature asian lady on CL OC Therapeutic services. About a year ago there have been some reviews about her. She's the one that tells you to shut up and just enjoy the massage. She's known to be very cold and likes it quiet but in my case I think was an exception due to the fact that I am Vietnamese like her.

Reading the past reviews, I wasn't expecting much. I was imagining the 'Soup Nazi' scene from Seinfeld from what I hear. It surprised me when she was very talkative asking me all sorts of questions about my viet background. She answered every question I asked her like 'So when did you come here?' and 'Do you have any kids?' She lectured me for like 10 mins about people not being able to find her establishment and how it really irritated her. The more she thought about it, the more she got worked up thinking about it so never ask her where her building is.

The weird thing is that she didn't exactly seem angry, I think thats just how she is because the whole time she was humming KOST music and eating chips throughout. Never once though did she break a smile which was creepy. Even when I apologized for being 30 mins late for an appointment and had to reschedule she said "its ok".

The massage was pretty cool. 30 bucks for a 1 hr massage with a hj at the end. After 50 mins of massage she flipped me over. Variations of light and heavy pressure on the back with lots of butt action. Only during the hj she told me to shut up. She started to gradually vice grip my balls which began to hurt so she let go. One of the coolest things though was that after the hour, she flipped me back to my stomach and gave me an extra 25 mins of back massage with some neck cracking and lower back cracking. So a total of an hour and a half for 30 bucks no rush was awsome but maybe its because I was viet.

Overall, I'm going to definitely try her again mainly because I'm going to try to make her crack a smile and maybe even allow touching. I think she's naturally a dominatrix but she doesn't know it yet.

PS she seemed really curious about where I found her reviews but I told her I don't remember the website because I didn't want her to read my reviews.

**Chocolatenuts** · 07-15-08 20:12

Has anyone been here before?

Good/bad?

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ths/756342195.html

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