Escort Reports

[ArtVandalay90]

I normally, hate using the word.

Basically, she accused me of being a chronic masteurbator due to a scar of rough skin from a botched circumcision as a child. I tried to ignore her but, like most retarded women with arrogance, she kept insisting I believe her diagnosis. I just laughed and left as she became more irritated and angry. Is the price great? Sure. However, I'm a guy willing to drop $500+ on BBFS with young JAV girls. Not worth the energy. People like her should be replaced with young, tight women.

Considering myself fortunate to be rid of yet another ran thru oldie. More room for tight young women. I just can't believe she diagnosed me with a chronic jacking off physical defect. Anyone can clearly see it's scarred and rough. The arrogance to make blind assumptions is retardation. This actress is supposed to act out the script. Have cum in her mouth for a cheap price. Not play doctor and psychiatrist.

*Not spell checked. Her life isn't worth the energy beyond writing and finishing this report.

I don't know why anyone would see her. Her ads on LC are totally unhinged psycho rants. She seems like a ticking time bomb imo.

[PJuice]

Yea. I messaged him last week and never heard back. It's cool though. Perhaps his inbox immediately flooded haha.

Appreciate him posting it, though. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Once the mailbox full message came through, I thought the same.

It is always worth a try. I love a new UTR—can't have enough of them—blessed with a few here.

It would be crazy if his UTR was the same as one of mine here in SD. Haha.

Maybe next time.

PJ.

[CubanMonger]

I did meet this girl at the hotel room I's staying at. She's pretty hot. Nice body. I guessing 5'6" 110 lbs. Small B cups. She didn't speak much English, so if you're looking for conversation, she's not your girl. Seemed a little nervous. LFK and no BB anything. She did let me bang her pussy in any position I wanted though. I could tell she smokes, but not too strong a smell. Saw her ad on Doublelist. Paid her $350 with Cashapp. Didn't ask me for a deposit.

I'm back in OC for a couple weeks. Haven't had much luck. Only scammers. Anyone seen Valentina Koshka? I want to meet up with her again. She was hot! Young white girls are my fav. Can't find her ad anywhere. I saw it on Doublelist, and somewhere else but I don't remember where.

[TheVonb]

Am from San Diego but work half my time in the OC. It would be really helpful to see someone already safe and established. I have a UTR I can also send you if you are ever down in SD.

I only see a couple providers up in the OC -IrvineFiji usually.

Anyway appreciate the help..

Yea. I messaged him last week and never heard back. It's cool though. Perhaps his inbox immediately flooded haha.

Appreciate him posting it, though. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[SukijoSeiwaka]

I normally, hate using the word.

Basically, she accused me of being a chronic masteurbator due to a scar of rough skin from a botched circumcision as a child. I tried to ignore her but, like most retarded women with arrogance, she kept insisting I believe her diagnosis. I just laughed and left as she became more irritated and angry. Is the price great? Sure. However, I'm a guy willing to drop $500+ on BBFS with young JAV girls. Not worth the energy. People like her should be replaced with young, tight women.

Considering myself fortunate to be rid of yet another ran thru oldie. More room for tight young women. I just can't believe she diagnosed me with a chronic jacking off physical defect. Anyone can clearly see it's scarred and rough. The arrogance to make blind assumptions is retardation. This actress is supposed to act out the script. Have cum in her mouth for a cheap price. Not play doctor and psychiatrist.

*Not spell checked. Her life isn't worth the energy beyond writing and finishing this report.

[JustForThrills]

I found my way there late yesterday afternoon and met Yoyo? - small, slender, long hair, looked to have been 25 but could easily have been in early 30's (I can never tell and I didn't ask); very accommodating. It's a nice place and the other young lady I saw, a little larger and perhaps older than Yoyo, looked very nice as well. I plan to repeat, though by the next time I get a chance, the people will probably have rotated out.

What was the damage? I want to check this place out.

[PJuice]

My UTR will be in OC next week and she will have some time available. PM me if interested.

Tried to PM mailbox full.

[PJuice]

My UTR will be in OC next week and she will have some time available. PM me if interested.

Am from San Diego but work half my time in the OC. It would be really helpful to see someone already safe and established. I have a UTR I can also send you if you are ever down in SD.

I only see a couple providers up in the OC -Irvine—Fiji usually.

Anyway appreciate the help.

Be Well,

PJ.

[MarcMelvin]

She comes into the room and she's a tall slim Asian chick. Kinda looks like she has a big head but maybe it was the hair and her face looks decent. She looked like she was a bit high or drunk. She took me a shower and back into the room, there is where she CBJ and then got on top. She squatted on my penis like there was no tomorrow. Then I did her doggy style. Not much of an ass but ok for Asian. I then asked to get handjob and I came a lot. After I talked to her to see how she is. We talked about foods we like, she talked about oysters and kept saying I fuked good. She likes romantic / action movies. And she's 3, she's pretty cool.

Location: White Swan Spa in Santa Ana.

I found my way there late yesterday afternoon and met Yoyo? - small, slender, long hair, looked to have been 25 but could easily have been in early 30's (I can never tell and I didn't ask); very accommodating. It's a nice place and the other young lady I saw, a little larger and perhaps older than Yoyo, looked very nice as well. I plan to repeat, though by the next time I get a chance, the people will probably have rotated out.

[DatyGuru1]

My UTR will be in OC next week and she will have some time available. PM me if interested.

[TikkTokk]

She comes into the room and she's a tall slim Asian chick. Kinda looks like she has a big head but maybe it was the hair and her face looks decent. She looked like she was a bit high or drunk. She took me a shower and back into the room, there is where she CBJ and then got on top. She squatted on my penis like there was no tomorrow. Then I did her doggy style. Not much of an ass but ok for Asian. I then asked to get handjob and I came a lot. After I talked to her to see how she is. We talked about foods we like, she talked about oysters and kept saying I fuked good. She likes romantic / action movies. And she's 3, she's pretty cool.

Location: White Swan Spa in Santa Ana.

[HapaBoy86]

You hit the nail on the head in regards to her hygiene and no kissing for me LOL just wasn't in the mood for that. Didn't partake in her butthole either but I do remember playing with her pussy while she was sucking me off and it wasn't wet like normal pussy, it was a thicker / sticky wetness, not slippery if that makes sense, and smelled a little. I'm sensitive to smell and that right there just wrecked my mood honestly. Some guys don't mind it but I was trying to get to the finish line asap after that.

Don't what it is with older caucasion or Latina females but they tend to have that semi bad breathe smell and the slight odor in the vaj.

I know the ones I see take care of themselves cause we always shower before the date together.

But, regardless of how much you scrub or brush there teeth that odor just lingers down south and the breathe.

One thing about older Asian milfs I've seen is that I have never had a bad smelly coochie or bad breathe.

Seems they douche more or watch what they eat before the date.

That's just my observation.

The one older MILF who always had bad breathe was Erica Lauren older MILF / gilf pornstar. Saw her 4 times always had bad breathe and coochie was semi stank.

If anyone remembers she used to hangout at all the TER parties Bond had.

She was just another everyday esco*t before she got into porn and became famous.

[Flaco220]

I saw her in 2019 and pretty mush the same type of date you had I had.

She did have a bad breathe but wasn't that bad but I've found that older ladies tend to have a slight odor in there breathe and even slight odor down south.

Anyway, I banged the crap out her and even pounded her butthole pretty good. It was hella TighT!

She said after we banged in butt sex before I left I damaged her bottom. LOL.

She said come see me again before I departed and we dfk'd for another 5-10 minutes before I walked out. She said your very good looking so I like you.

I never went back.

You hit the nail on the head in regards to her hygiene and no kissing for me LOL just wasn't in the mood for that. Didn't partake in her butthole either but I do remember playing with her pussy while she was sucking me off and it wasn't wet like normal pussy, it was a thicker / sticky wetness, not slippery if that makes sense, and smelled a little. I'm sensitive to smell and that right there just wrecked my mood honestly. Some guys don't mind it but I was trying to get to the finish line asap after that.

[HapaBoy86]

So I reached out to Eva a few days before to set something up. Easy comms and directions were fine. She lives in a nice, gated community in Newport Beach with plenty of parking. She made me wait about 10-15 minutes in my car because she wasn't ready, which was a little annoying but in this hobby, that happens a lot. Finally received the text with her apartment number. Door was unlocked and made my way in, she was in her room cleaning up and then she came out and greeted me with a hug. Had a chat about our day, showered me with compliments etc. Then eventually asked for a shower to freshen up. After the shower, I came out and she was naked and playing with herself on the bed with a toy. She was giving me play by play actually while I was in the shower. She asked me to join her on the bed and then asked if I wanted a massage before we got into it. I accepted of course and laid face down while she game me a nice oil massage, she was dirty talking the whole time, licking my back and eventually to my surprise, she began tongue fucking my asshole LOL totally caught me off guard because I didn't ask for it but I knew it was on the menu, just not my thing. I went along with it and she was super into it, digging in there and softly biting my ass saying "That's so hot" etc. And I asked her how it tasted, she seemed to be enjoying more than me, this went on for awhile. Something she said while massaging me almost made me laugh. "I'm a nasty girl, I'm going to fuck everyone at Pelican Hill to move up, employees, bosses, everyone, I'm going to suck them and fuck them all because I'm a * and then she laughed it was difficult to stay locked in at that point. As I was facing down, face in pillow, I had to compose myself because I was about to explode with laughter.

I saw her in 2019 and pretty mush the same type of date you had I had.

She did have a bad breathe but wasn't that bad but I've found that older ladies tend to have a slight odor in there breathe and even slight odor down south.

Anyway, I banged the crap out her and even pounded her butthole pretty good. It was hella TighT!

She said after we banged in butt sex before I left I damaged her bottom. LOL.

She said come see me again before I departed and we dfk'd for another 5-10 minutes before I walked out. She said your very good looking so I like you.

I never went back.

[Flaco220]

You mentioned in her sixties. But her HX account list 47 years old. If the body is good what about the face. Can you give us a score on that.

To me she's a 6 and maybe that's being too generous but she's definitely not ugly. For me it was more about the experience smashing a nasty MILF / cougar and she is all of that and then some 😅 below if additional info / menu.

Am located in Central Orange County Beach areas. Irish / Spanish descent, 5'6", 120 lbs. 32 D, 25", 36". I have really soft skin, silky auburn / blonde wavy hair, and blue / green eyes. Kitty is shaved and smooth. I do not have any tattoos but appreciate the beauty in others. Educated, classy, down to earth. Fully vaccinated, Pfizer vaccine.

Menu: Full GFE, Dfk, daty, dato, BBBJ, bls, 69, Bbcamelslide, fiv, Fia, MSOG, COB, COF, Russian, Italian, Greek (after I get to know you and feel comfortable. Plus 60 roses). Very sensual, romantic and passionate. I like to tease and be teased. I like very light touch, gentle. I'm a good combination of naughty and nice. I'm tight in the right places. I also like to start or end with giving you a massage. I am open to hearing what you like and consider myself pretty flexible and adventuresome.

Likes: super soft touch, prefer no razor stubble cause says so. The softer / more teazy you touch me the better results you'll achieve. Beards and moustache fine as long as well trimmed.

Good conversation and sense of humor enjoyed.

Dislikes: no smokers or drugs. Vaping ok. I am a social drinker however I usually just have water or juice when hosting🌸 I am fine if you'd like to enjoy a drink and may join you.

No photos or videos please. NOBBFS, we must use protection, thank you for respecting this.

No obese men, slightly overweight ok. I'm a petite gal so request that you just be mindful of this (don't put too much pressure on my ribs).

With FIV and FIA: make sure it's done slow and gentle.

Incall: 240 hr,180 hh.

Greek plus 60.

Incall additional time: 300/90 min; 360/2 hrs.