Massage Parlor Reports

[Ho Down Man2]

Here's a tip. Take your helmet into the AMP with you. Some of these girls are into the motorcycle persona. Just last Friday I had a girl say "oh you ride a motorcycle, that's so cool". What followed was a very friendly session. Just a thought.

I know this is my fault. I was just letting people know not to leave valuables in car or on motorcycles. Not a totally bad area but not the greatest either. I should have been more cautious.

[Heartless Jay]

Now the BAD!! I rode my motorcycle there. I took my helmet off and left it on my bike like I normal do when I go shopping or other places. I have usually not had any issues at all. But to my great displeasure, I came out and someone had stolen my helmet off my motorcycle. I know my bad for leaving it and that is the risk I am taking. But it really pissed me off. Just wanted to put this out there to make sure you lock up your shit so nobody goes searching your vehicle while you are pre-occupied.

Here's a tip. Take your helmet into the AMP with you. Some of these girls are into the motorcycle persona. Just last Friday I had a girl say "oh you ride a motorcycle, that's so cool". What followed was a very friendly session. Just a thought.

[Encino Chad]

Proud chubby chaser here that's trying to find a very curvy lady at an MP that provides good service.

Read back lots of pages in various subsections on here and got no results.

At the minimum, a body that resembles porn star Juliana Vega, more curvier is fine.

Can be latina, white, asian, middle eastern, etc. Can be in LA or OC.

On my end, I'll message you Latina MILF recommendations at MPs that provides good service.

[Dildo Baggens]

Prosecutors in Florida dropped misdemeanor prostitution charges against New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft after a state appeals court ruled that footage of Kraft from a police-installed video camera inside the Orchids of Asia spa had been obtained using unconstitutional methods.

The probability of any of us getting busted in a MP are pretty damn nil. In my over 15 + years on this site I can only think of one significant bust of a fellow monger, that was Baldy Cruiser, who was extremely brazen uploading photos of him having sex with underage girls, allegedly.

Was reading an article about patriots owner, Robert Kraft and his run-in with LE. From the investigation, the LE installed cameras in the massage rooms through use of a "sneak and peek" warrant which allows them to enter and install cameras under the guise of plumbers or some other trades profession. Naturally, the workers weren't aware of this either and over the span of 3-4 days, about 26 people were pending charges or arrested. Had me wondering if this was legal in CA despite our constitutional rights to expect privacy in an area where privacy is expected?

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/24/s...ance-case.html

[Gawsgaws]

Tried going to one of the places I saw online but they were closed. Drove around and ended up finding Villa. I hadn't done research on it but I thought I would try it out. Wish I went to VT or F&C across the street instead though. Got in and it was this Asian lady with a beautiful face. She looked young, maybe late 20's or in her 30's. Her tits were for sure fake or just very hard LOL and she had a small tight ass. She quoted me. 6 to get in which is pretty expensive to get in. She quickly got to massaging me. Her hands were really soft but the massage was subpar. She asked me to flip after like 3 minutes and asked what I wanted. I told her FS and she quoted me $$. 4! I told her its usually only $. 4 . She then said okay she would do $. 4. I wish I did $. 3 or $. 2 because of the expensive house fee though. She then gave me a CBJ which felt pretty good in the beginning but had some teeth action at the end that kind of killed it. She then did CG which felt good and she seemed to be riding it well. She asked me to then do k9 which I was pounding away but after I asked her to switch positions she said no and told me she would finish me by HJ. She took the sleeve off and went to town. Honestly her hands were really soft and it felt incredible. I blew a lot over myself.

I wouldn't go back here unless it was just for a HJ and it was cheap but her quoted price for FS makes me feel like it wouldn't be. Felt like I wasted my money going for FS with this provider, but at least I know now LOL.

Any reccos in the area? I like latinas and Asian milfs. Thanks again!

[FarFarAway]

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[Sticker]

Was reading an article about patriots owner, Robert Kraft and his run-in with LE. From the investigation, the LE installed cameras in the massage rooms through use of a "sneak and peek" warrant which allows them to enter and install cameras under the guise of plumbers or some other trades profession. Naturally, the workers weren't aware of this either and over the span of 3-4 days, about 26 people were pending charges or arrested. Had me wondering if this was legal in CA despite our constitutional rights to expect privacy in an area where privacy is expected?

So your first post is spreading misinformation (ie: this wasn't in Cali) and potentially causing panic on this board? Try again please, this time sharing legit and useful info. Thanks.

[HoDough]

Was reading an article about patriots owner, Robert Kraft and his run-in with LE. From the investigation, the LE installed cameras in the massage rooms through use of a "sneak and peek" warrant which allows them to enter and install cameras under the guise of plumbers or some other trades profession. Naturally, the workers weren't aware of this either and over the span of 3-4 days, about 26 people were pending charges or arrested. Had me wondering if this was legal in CA despite our constitutional rights to expect privacy in an area where privacy is expected?

Isn't that part of the US Patriot Act? If so, it's probably legal in every state because it's Federal law.

[Hot Don]

I have posted about coco. She was definitely fire cracker and I don't think I have seen anyone like her in MPs for a while. Definitely not since MMS M days.

Anyhow, I have also seen Jojo at Right spa last Thursday and she was decent enough. If you are looking for pretty face she is the one. She doesn't do rimming but definitely is nice. I owe her a review. Anyhow, this review is about Megan. She has been hype on this forum. She is good. Though I am 70-30 on her.

Her body is natural which I really liked. She smelled good freshly showered. Her performance was good for few things DT, BBJ, Standing missionary, K9, CG, Reverse CG. She's so tiny I held her in arms and went on for a while. And of course my favorite Hot cold service and 360 . She did added a twist of candy pop which made the whole experience fun. Finally I finished with BBJCIM which she took like
a champ.

Few things which could have been better. Her massage was sub par, didn't use oil and was rushing me in the end as they were getting busy. I had noticed that whenever they get busy they will try to rush you out. She did fake O which was pretty obvious. And told me my time was up when I had 15 odd minutes left. I did showed her the time when I was leaving she felt embarrassed and asked me to stay. But I was already turned off with that push. As I couldn't get the same connection which I felt with Jojo and Coco but I'm open to give her chance. I may visit her again as her BBJ was top notch. Standard Right spa rates.

Pro tip: When you enter there are chocolates and water. Take a Ferra Rocher and suck it on Megan's boobs and DFK her you will enjoy it. She first resisted but then gave into the lust.

Hot Don.

[Gawsgaws]

Just started the hobby back up recently and thought I would give a review of the things I remember in my lifetime as my first post. I do have a bias for LMPS but appreciate Asian milfs with big tits and ass. Sorry for the post being long LOL.

First place:

I went here like ten years ago LOL. First ever experience going to a massage parlor with the intent of busting LOL. I was super nervous and I scoped out the place multiple times before I ended up going in. I was greeted by an older Asian lady and was let down due to hearing that they had young hot Asians there, but it seemed like she was the only one there. She led me to the room and I got naked. The lady then came back in this tight black dress and I was game. She was thicker but she had a fat ass and nice tits (maybe C's? Long black hair and looked like she could be in her 40's or 50's. She apologized for not having younger girls and told me if I came back another time that they would have other girls. But at that point I wanted to fuck her. I told her that I didn't care and that she was sexy and I think that made her feel better. She started off with a back massage but the whole time I was just staring at her sexy body. She teased me by rubbing her breasts along my head as she massaged me. The whole time she was walking around, I was trying to lightly touch her body with my fingers. She got super close to my Jr and fondled it a little bit. She even got on the table and pressed her boobs against my back while massaging me. She asked me to flip and by that time I'm rock hard. She didn't say anything but she signed if I wanted a HJ. I asked her for FS and she put up 10 fingers (man if only it costed that much still) I said I was down and I was going to try and get up to get the money but she stopped me and took my pants to me instead. She then gave me a HJ, into BBBJ. I'm worried about BBBJs but reading about how some of you do it makes me want to find places that do it more. She then went into CFS. She was pumping me in RCG and CG position while I was grabbing on her tits and ass. I was slapping the shit out of her ass and she didn't mind and I was quick to bust. I tried to get up quickly after but she stopped me and just laid with me for a bit LOL. I told her it was my first time going to one of these places and she was surprised LOL. After a bit of her lightly kissing my body and talking to me, she cleaned me up. She gave me the water bottle and told me to come back another time for younger girls. I told her I would, but never ended up going back there. Writing this out makes me wish I did go back though haha. Located in garden Grove and honestly couldn't tell you where because it looked like every other generic AMP.

After some years passed and I didn't indulge in the hobby. However, I always thought about going back and I had a huge latina bias. I started doing research on LMPs and found Detox. It's pricier and they don't give a massage experience but I love how the girls look. I've been a handful of times but can't remember every time but I'll tell you about the ones I do remember.

I remember in the beginning I didn't shower or trim / shave before going to MPs. I would lurk a bunch of MP forums and read that was a noob mistake. I also read that some people like to go early in the morning because the girls are fresh. I ended up showering, shaving and heading out. I arrived right when they opened LOL and I think it surprised them. The girl in the front led me to a room and I got naked and laid on the table. It sounded like someone was using the shower and it took some time for a girl to come in. In comes this thick Latina girl. Her ass and tits were huge and she was a little on the chubbier side but how else would she be so thick. She had short blonde hair and it was wet. It smelled like she just showered. At this place there's no tease, it's just straight to business. She asked me what I wanted and I said FS. I forget the price at the time. Anyway, she begins going to town on a CBJ. And let me tell you, this might of been the best CBJ I have ever received. She sucked so strongly it felt like a vacuum. She even let me fuck her mouth by pushing her head in and out as she was sucking. It was so good that she asked me to fuck her and I told her to keep sucking because that's how good it felt LOL. Anyway she's going to town sucking and then asks me to fuck her again. However once she pops my jr out of her mouth, I couldn't help but cum. Her ass was fat bent over ready for me to fuck her and I had to tell her that I already came LOL. She was surprised. I tipped her the FS amount because it was what we agreed upon and honestly it was the best BJ I ever had hahah. I think she was surprised I tipped her for FS. I know you guys might be mad at me for that because we want to keep the price low but I felt like she earned the tip. Also made me shower and shave / trim everytime before I went LOL.

One day I went drinking. I was super horny and at this point I wanted to fuck something. There was a LMP close by. I want to say Orange or Anaheim but can't remember the name. Tried looking for it but can't find it. Anywho, went in and it was your standard LMP: straight to business. It was about $$ for FS but the worse part was I didn't cum (probably cause I was drunk and she knew it). Felt like when she was giving me a HJ, it was like a jackhammer and I was not into it and told her to go slower but she wouldn't LOL. I can't even remember the other parts of the service. She kicked me out because I went over the time and I still wanted to bust. I ended up going to detox the same day to be able to bust LOL.

When I walked in to detox, the girl at the front was BEAUTIFUL. I asked if I could have her and she told me that she only worked during the weekdays. She ended up leaving and this other girl walked in. I don't know the name of the provider but she was short and had an amazing body. Felt like fake tits (which is fine by me) and her ass was amazing. She began to strip tease on the counter in front of me. I couldn't help but grind my hard cock against her ass. I slipped it in between her panties and began thrusting and she seemed to be loving it. She then set me on the table and began to do a CBJ which felt great. Her tongue action was amazing but she wouldn't let me push on her head or touch it while she was sucking which sucked. After awhile she began to tease me even more by getting on top of the table and twerking in front of me and slapping her ass. She then RCG and it was amazing. I was slapping her ass and she told me to do it harder so I did. After she got into k9 and I was pounding away. However, I still wasn't busting and so she sat me back down and began to blow me and jerk me off. She played with my ass, which I didn't ask for but she just started to do it and it felt good. She was talking so dirty to me and playing with my balls. She kept jerking and sucking until I came. After she asked me if I had been drinking and I told her yes. She told me next time to not come drunk so I can bust faster LOL. Paid about $$ also for this experience.

I went back to Detox a little bit later. I made sure to go on a weekday which is when the girl who I saw last time said she was working. She told me her name was Cynthia. I came in and saw her. She was happy to see me and I told her I came for her haha. She took me into the room and came back. Her tits are huge and her ass is big too. Her face is beautiful. She was one of the better providers at this spot because she actually teases a bit and talks dirty. She started by rubbing her bare breasts across my body and and began a HJ. She then began to do a CBJ and was making direct eye contact the whole time. She pointed her ass towards me and the whole time I'm kissing and slapping on it. I wanted to DATY but didn't know if she would let me and also am scared LOL. She then proceeded to ride me in CG position with her face right next to my face talking dirty to me. She asked me to do k9. Her ass is so big that it was amazing to look at. After we did mish and her body looked amazing. I was feeling on her tits which she said they were DDs or DDDs and I said they felt real and she scoffed and said they were haha. Only issue I have is during k9 and mish it didn't feel like she was putting much effort in. This led me to ask her to ride me again but instead she began to blow me again and jerk me off while talking dirty till I came. While she cleaned me up she told me that she has been with me before and then I remembered that I had been LOL. I remember the first time with her being amazing but it was so dark in the room that I didn't process it was the same girl. She asked for $. 8 but I only had $. 7 on me LOL. She willingly accepted it and sent me on my way. All together paid $$. 2 which is pretty steep but I am not much of a haggler when it comes to this kind of stuff. (Sorry I know you all hate me).

Sorry for long post but just wanted to get some of my reviews out and re-live good old memories LOL. Let me know if you guys have any places you would recommend for LMPs or Asian milfs with amazing bodies. Thank you guys for all that you post!

[MachSchnel]

Cruised by today but didn't see Unit are. Any idea if they are still in biz?

Went to my go to. On Katella and / S west of the 55 frwy. All the way in the back of medical strip. Another place up front. Havent been to the place in front. Unit R. Two Viet sisters. Took care of me very well. Nice tits can't tell if man made or natural. Nice. YMMV 40/60.

[ChristyBazzi]

Was reading an article about patriots owner, Robert Kraft and his run-in with LE. From the investigation, the LE installed cameras in the massage rooms through use of a "sneak and peek" warrant which allows them to enter and install cameras under the guise of plumbers or some other trades profession. Naturally, the workers weren't aware of this either and over the span of 3-4 days, about 26 people were pending charges or arrested. Had me wondering if this was legal in CA despite our constitutional rights to expect privacy in an area where privacy is expected?

[Dildo Baggens]

Not as yet. As I said, the sign above the windows says, "pinatas and toys". When I walked into the waiting area there was a Whittier business license on the wall, however I didn't inspect because the girl was escorting me to the cubicle.

This place have a name?

[JohnRichard]

...if I partake again, I'll probably go for a longer session to maximize the direction to a happy erection.

GL on the longer trip. With this kind of sensory overload, I would not last that long.

Meanwhile, I counted 3 c's less a Hamilton for this joyride.

[AzLionsFan01]

Popped in for a quick visit and was greeted by a new girl Linda.

Paid the house fee and in I went. ($60).

Linda opened the door, short, mid 30's, very cute with a great big rack of D's and an ass! Not the little or flat typical Asian butt.

Went off to the room, very clean. She helped me off with my clothes. Quick conversation and the tip. Off came her dress and I wasn't disappointed.

Great body, nice tits, a little trimmed Bush. She immediately went for the BBBJ and her skills are amazing. On the table we went, cover went on and missionary we went.

Have to say she was pretty tight and wet. She fit perfect under my body and away I went. We switched to doggie and I lost it almost immediately. What a nice full ass.

Had a great time and I would repeat. Her skills are solid.