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[ChadZ1212]

Gents,

I'm reacting to a fellow members post about his horrific experience. He encountered a provider with a Bush that was 2, 3 inches, this unheard of in todays times. One would think, unshaven or unwaxed pussy would raise caution / concerns. Bush that far-reaching more than likely is carrying a family of Crabs or even Lice. My suggestion to the member was too purchase Lice shampoo and protect one's self. Use it 2, 3 times daily until the critters are gone. I don't have these types of problems. All my providers know that waxed, shaved is the only option before fucking. In addition, they have restrictions fucking.

If I may make a suggestion to all members, have a straight blade with you and shave her yourself. If a straight blade is not the option, have a back up pair of Sheep shears. She'll be glad you did. Always glad to help.

Chad.

[ChadZ1212]

Removing clothing.

So I get many questions as to the proper way to remove clothing. As to my professional experience it's important to tease the provider while doing so, let her know what's she's getting. You're putting a show on for her. My suggestions:

1, shoes and socks cum off first.

2, pants are next. Keep your bikini briefs on. They are last. Now listen closely.

3, cross hands.

A. Take your right hand place on you left hip.

B. With your left hand place on your right hip.

C. This is important. Pull your shirt over your head slowly.

D, Let her see your 8 pack abs. Keep your chest out and firm with your biceps tight and flex. She will get wet.

4, take your time, fold your clothing. Let her see your perfectly sculptured body.

5, remove your briefs. Have confidence exposing yourself to her. Have a conversation with her while walking over to the table. Make jokes.

6, if she gets other providers to check you out. I guarantee you guys, you won't ask twice if full is available.

Always glad to help.

Chad.

[ChadZ1212]

Next best thing is here.

Filming. Many providers are interested in being filmed. Last year in 2023, it's was a major attraction as I approached providers regarding filming. The topic and art of being filming got their attention and juices flowing.

I was surprised how eager they were to be filmed. I reviewed the topic of being a movie star with staring roles, and with that movies were made.

So far, all providers, Asian, AA, Puerto Ricans, Euro all have maximized their performance, Asians being number one. Horny group of women. You guys will get a charge out of this. The famous Asian couldn't stop watching herself. I guess she heard about royalties. LOL.

Keep in mind, the providers are from UTR non advertised, non BFS, advertised BFS parlors.

Good luck.

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[ChadZ1212]

Stay hard.

So, I get questions regarding staying hard while fucking. It's an issue for many. I will agree with members when fucking the Laotian and other attractive providers, We find ourselves ready to cum quick.

Options are available to help satisfy longevity. Drugs are available if you prefer. I recommend MSOG, have the provider start off with a NHBB BBJ. Keep towels handy to wipe her face. Not because of CIM, not my thing, it's to wipe off the angry dragon residue from her face. Once you cum the first time, second time you can last hours.

Glad to help.

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[ChadZ1212]

Yea so, with recent events in Jewett city. I think it's important the understanding of fucking. Fuck as much as possible if you plan to fuck at sex parlors. Read the following carefully. This is important.

Let's take a page out of Cool Chad's playbook.

1, Walk in.

2, lock the door behind you.

3, turn off the open sign.

4, Fuck.

Simple, no issues with LE. They will assume the sex parlor is closed. Good luck.

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[ChadZ1212]

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[ChadZ1212]

Gents.

I'm disappointed in the last few post on the DSP forum. This is for all forums. Listen up.

Gents, When you look in the mirror, that's who's at fault, no one else.

Let's take a step back.

1, you are the customer.

2, you are the Paying customer.

3, it's what you want not what MMS wants.

4, if you call ahead, walk in and say, Let me see her! You don't get what you want, Leave. It's that simple.

5, Don't waste time or Your money on bullshit.

6, I'll say it again, we have over 200 sex parlors for enjoyment, competition is in your favor. Good luck.

Chad.

[ChadZ1212]

I explained Time limits are simply Disclaimers on DSP forum.

If they give you time limits, they are telling you something.

30, 60, 90 minutes is standard structure for parlors. That's known as a Disclaimer, that's it. With that said, Asian sex parlors are notorious to set time limits, doesn't mean they follow those rules. ASP's are transactional, high volume, so providers don't leave and go else where and command more dollars.

Now, let me be clear, it would be a very cold fucking day in Hell if time limits were set for me. If they invite me in, I set the rules, Period.

Asians, PR, AA, Euro, Indian, as to my experience, nah, never have time limits. They set time limits, no tips, period. Get tuff.

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[ChadZ1212]

Gents,

I receive many questions about BJ positioning and entertainment.

I think it's important to have enjoyment while getting your cock sucked. It's all about positioning. My suggestion is try the NHBBBJ technique. When she gags, you will know things are going in your direction, tears roll down her face. This guarantees maximum performance along with utmost pleasure for members. I suggest all members try it once, it's enjoyable. In addition, you might get a chuckle as I do. Asians with wide open eyes while gagging. Glad to help.

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[ChadZ1212]

Gents,

Seems to be confusion about tits and bras. As to my experience, it doesn't matter the size of her tits, providers want to us (members) to remove their bras as soon as we walk in. In many cases when I walk in they have already removed bras, undies and are in robes. This makes easier access as we help ourselves to enjoyment.

Glad to help.

Chad.

[ChadZ1212]

Yes true. In addition broccoli. It's powerful 3 some, pineapple juice, celery, broccoli.

I have heard that too.

Also Celery will help you with your general libido.

[ChadZ1212]

Yea so Doc, good questions. As far as amount, it depends on your body weight and body mass. The larger / muscle you are / have the more pineapple juice you will need. In addition, the more you sweat, the more you need, replenish.

I drink one 16 ounce glass daily, sometimes 2, depending how much I fuck, run daily, etc. Never had any complaints. All my ladies / providers enjoy it, they can't wait. Truth be told, PR's are crazy wild. My suggestion is try with PR first. LOL.

No taste buds in pussy. They like the taste so much as they swallow, they can't wait for you to CIP. As a matter of fact, PTM is a guarantee. Comments I received, I can't wait for you to cum in my pussy. Or my favorite, pull out so I can taste your cock. All added benefits.

Excuse the typo, it's "Angry Dragon". Too be clear, with sweat cum, you will never give AD, she simply swallows.

Glad to help, go enjoy.

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Quantity?

How long before a date?

They have taste buds in their pussy?

[Rich196]

Pineapple juice.

Gents,

For those members that have ladies that are resistant to swallow. Or for some members that cause her to have "The Anger Dragon".

I suggest drink Pineapple juice. It makes your cum sweet and more enjoyable for that special lady. Once they taste it for the first time, they want more of it. Now, that means more BBJ, more CIP. Glad to help.

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I have heard that too.

Also Celery will help you with your general libido.

[DocTego]

Pineapple juice.

Gents,

For those members that have ladies that are resistant to swallow. Or for some members that cause her to have "The Anger Dragon".

I suggest drink Pineapple juice. It makes your cum sweet and more enjoyable for that special lady. Once they taste it for the first time, they want more of it. Now, that means more BBJ, more CIP. Glad to help.

This is Chad.

Quantity?

How long before a date?

They have taste buds in their pussy?

[ChadZ1212]

Pineapple juice.

Gents,

For those members that have ladies that are resistant to swallow. Or for some members that cause her to have "The Anger Dragon".

I suggest drink Pineapple juice. It makes your cum sweet and more enjoyable for that special lady. Once they taste it for the first time, they want more of it. Now, that means more BBJ, more CIP. Glad to help.

This is Chad.