Strip Club Reports

[B Malibu]

Thanks for the tip Mailbu.

She is Hawt, But I thin she is going to be there on 4/23.

http://eventful.com/santaana/events/...5-6@2010042321

Haha... I swear I didn't make this up.

[AmpMaster]

Porn star Nina Mercedes @ CA Girls on 4/24! She is a babe!

Thanks for the tip Mailbu.

She is Hawt, But I thin she is going to be there on 4/23.

http://eventful.com/santaana/events/...5-6@2010042321

[Joe Valdez]

Warning typing on iphone. Went to the bird this afternoon. Really dead. About 5 guys and 5 dancers. None really got the juices flowing. Except one. Chanel.

About a 7. 5.

A little thick but definatley not fat.

Got a handful of dances from her but did not VIP.

Allowed pretty much everything. Finger in v. Titty sucking. Lots of stick shifting and licking my jr. Through my pants. (I wore my thinnest jeans)

Promised me more in VIP but declined and bought her a drink cause she was pretty cool.

Was hoping for a young blonde but left dissapointed.

[B Malibu]

Porn star Nina Mercedes @ CA Girls on 4/24! She is a babe!

[Oh So Nice]

Greetings all,

I was out in Florida for work a month ago so of course I wanted to sample the local fare, after a little research I went to a topless club (of which there are plenty as I realized later) called Wiggles. It was definetly a dive bar place under the auspices of a topless bar but I decided "what the hell, I'm here so I'll grab a beer and try it out. " I ended up talking to this really sweet white girl who was pretty cute (at least in the low light of the bar) after having a really good conversation with her for an hour or more I end up getting 3. 10 dances which is an absolute bargain for what happens in them. Well, I am just enjoying myself when she asks how much I would pay to stick it in. I'm thinking to myself, "I'm expecting $ but for shits and giggles I'm going to say. 60. " She immediately accepts and then starts to pull out my penis and rubbing it all over her outer lips, well I start fingering her and she is loving it, all wet inside and everything, and then I notice she is inserting my friend in her pussy BAREBACK! I immediatley step in and pull myself away (one of the harderthings I've done!) and ask her what the hell that was about, she justified it by saying I looked like a clean guy and she never does that and she really liked me. I tried to finish up but I was too creeped out, I gave her the. 90 anyway and she gave me her # but man that was just too weird. I couldn't help but think to myself that out in OC we do not have the appreciation of what white trash reallly means. This chick already had 3 kids by the time she was 24 and she still wanted to do shit like that. Thanks for reading this little rant of mine I've been meaning to write it sooner but I keep waiting to drink enough first.

To try and make this post semi-relevant I have been to the Bird multiple times and have a fondness for Brianna, a petite black girl who is a great conversationalist and gives you a good time, a visit to her usally sets me back around $. 80 but she is great fun. I have been with a taller blonde girl once who was a little thick, nothing too bad but a little pudge, she gave an uninspired HJ that I wouldn't reccomend, I think her name started with a T.

Thank you gentlemen for all of the advice I'm hoping to post more now that I have a little discretionary funds.

Osn

[Mazkikez]

Went to the bird sunday night with one of my buddys from arizona. Got there around 10;30 the place was dead about 7-10 guys. There was only about 8 girls working that night. Hooked up with Josie for a couple couch dances hands free to roam everywhere. She did not offer any extra services. After 12 the place got packed so we went to Imperial show girls. About 15 girls they have a great special 5 for 50 in the vip. No extra services but hands free to roam. Next time ill just hit harbor or call one of my favs.

[Sudsoz]

Would you be willing to help an out-of-towner with a little help on the 411 of the Saigon amateurs? Any other help would be welcome as well. Open forum or PM is okay if you are willing.

Thanks

Sorry - I meant the real Saigon amateurs in Vietnam not around mini- Saigon where they seem to be up 'emselves.

[B Malibu]

Hi guys,

I'm planning to go to the Bird for the first time this Sunday. Any advice or pointers you fellas have for me.

Thanks in advance

Print out a discounted admission coupon.

http://www.flamingoshowgirls.com/coupon.html

Politely say "no thank you" when the cocktail waitress asks you to buy a girl a drink.

Get a feel for all the girls before you immediately get a dance or blow all your cash on the first girl that makes an offer.

If it's slow, try to negotiate the prices of services and/or more songs in one of the two VIP areas. The semi-vip room, I believe, is $ for 4 songs and the fully private vip room is $.5 for 6 songs. I know the girls have to pay the house a portion of that, but just remind them if they quote way too high that you can get a private FS session from the Internet for $.50 or less. Some won't care, but I just don't see the point in dropping $.5 - $$$ in a loud room in one position.

The laps are .10 and are mostly high-mileage. I would really stick to the laps unless you really feel like you have a sure thing and you want some more privacy. The lap area is pretty dark though.

If you need a buzz to monger, best to have a few drinks prior to entry because this place is full nude and does NOT serve alcohol. You're one mandatory .10 beverage will be non-alcoholic.

You can get away with not spending a lot of cash at this place if you do it right and if you're not looking to get FS. Most girls will give you a manual release in one of the vip's for the aforementioned prices, but if you want a bj or fs, it will be more, unless you're a smooth negotiator. You can try to negotiate a hj in the lap area too.

The bird has some decent talent, especially if you hear the DJ announce names like Sierra and Ashley. The songs are usually no longer than about 2:15 in length so keep that in mind. No reason to buy more than your one mandatory drink. Tip the girls on stage a few bucks per song and you should be good.

[Mikeng227]

Hi guys,

I'm planning to go to the Bird for the first time this Sunday. Any advice or pointers you fellas have for me.

Thanks in advance

[Cash Value]

Buddy and I wanted some white girls. You know its been a while since I had any contact from a almost normal white chick. So the bird we went. It was during the day and only like 5 people there. Used coupons in the sports page. So I first got this mexican/white girl with a big lopez ass. She was kinda cute and I got a few 10$ dances. Shit she was all over me, pulled my shorts down and was shifting my stuff with her ass. I had my hands all over her too, ass tits rubbing her pussy. So I next tried this short white girl with short black hair and a sweet body. She was a touch kooky but thats hot. Her hand went straight for my cock during the dance. She was ok too, lots of action and almost anything goes. So next I tried the taller white girl with the hair extensions that go to her ass. Shes pretty cute and her body is not bad in the dark. Her dances were crazy. She would take my finger and put it in her snatch. She would hump me all over. She pulled my shorts down too and took my cock and rubbed it on her ass-pit, and then on her damn pussy lips. She was leaning back and saying how much she liked it. I even got the tip in her mucho times while she was riding me like a monkey. After 5 dances she wants me to go in her office, the pvt section. I told her maybe later cause I like trying all the girls out. I did tell her I could be with her all day and night cause shes so sweet. She went into the back and came out with her number. Told me she has a kid and no BF and liked me. I said I will call and maybe we can go out to eat or whatever she wants. She smiled and said I was nice. When we were leaving she came over to us and gave me a deep kiss and said I better call her on her day off or she will find me and bite it off...lol...made me laugh...she also asked my buddy if I was single, if i was rich or if I was a player.

[Member #5691]

Hey guys!

I'm still relatively new to the forum and only have a couple reports. I read quite a bit about the bird in OC and it sounded pretty good. I made my way down there from LA last week (thurs). I mean the 10 dollar dances sounded pretty good. The parking lot was packed so I figured it would be packed. Went inside and there were 2 other guys in there just sitting at tables. One was talking to a girl. And one guy was getting a dance. I sat down ordered my drink and got hit up for a dance asap. That's when I got hit up to buy her a drink. I said no. The "buy a girl a drink" bit happend the entire time. I've never been somewhere where it's pushed so much. The girls were average at best and everything was just upsell. Won't be going back any time soon. I'll stick to COI.

[Kaibutsu]

So I had a bit of free time yesterday and decided to hit up the Bird in Anaheim around 5PM (prior to shift change?). This was my second time there and both times, the girls disappointed me in the looks department. It was kind of dead as I entered. About 3 or 4 customers sitting around and 2-3 girls. Nothing to write home about. Got approached by a short latina L***. Asked if she could give me a dance and if she could touch me. I happily obliged. She gave me 3 for. 20 and there was some good stick shifting going on. Later got 4 dances from another chick K**. Tall, decent looking. Alot more stick shift and good grinding. Not enough to finish the job to which she seemed disappointed. Oh well. Damage was. 10 cover +. 5 mandatory drink. 7 dances. 60. I shoulda skipped this place and saved my money IMO. The girls were nothing special.

Feeling warmed up, I took the short drive over to AC6. Must have been near closing, the doors were closed but lights were on. I knocked and C*** opened the door and let me in. She recognized me and led me to the room where I received an amazing HE and a good massage afterwards. Total damage. 40 +. 40.

[Marty251]

Thanks.

I'll report onvhow it goes.

Flamingo Showgirls
618 E. Ball Rd.
Anaheim, CA 92805

http://flamingoshowgirls.com/

[Pinche Gringo]

Ho. Not much of a report. So, what the hell did he have to say?

[Tonto2037]

This a report that I inadvertently posted under LA.

After reading the advice here I went to the Bird mid afternoon.

Got to say that the collection was not good. Too many champagne blondes with plastic tits for my liking.

Tried several lap dances and was impressed by the way they all got the fingers on to the crown jewels. Nice.

Anyways I found a brunette with a fairly tight bod and after a trial I took her to the VIP. Well I offered her the belt and she did the rest. Nice soft hands and a flood at the pussy. Was offered other options but the prices were a little high.

All very nice but not a patch on the Saigon amateurs who will literally suck you dry.

Cheers. Next stop Miami.

Would you be willing to help an out-of-towner with a little help on the 411 of the Saigon amateurs? Any other help would be welcome as well. Open forum or PM is okay if you are willing.

Thanks