Strip Club Reports

[Lift Her Up]

Just a quick query my fellow gentlemen, Should I posting every time I visit a club even if it was kinda uneventful or nothing to report. For example I visited Imperial awhile back but only talked one girl right after sitting down sorry I don't recall the name. I declined a dance since I just got there and later was approached by cinnamon, who I have reported an about before, and did do. VIP and paid $. 20 for FS. And on the following week I finally went back to TJ's (I was avoiding it since a couple girls that got the next got the number just kept blowing up my burner number). There was only two girls and one other guy who was sitting with the older asian girl. The girl that sat with me was named Liliana thicker MILF type. Acted like she knew me but I don't recall her. She kept pushing for VIP or the 5 dance special but I only opted for the 3 and she gave me a bit of attitude about it.

I haven't been to a strip club in this century, but as far as writing reports goes, I try to write reports that'll be useful to my friends here, and I try to write in a style that I'd enjoy reading. And, I try to accentuate the positive, though once in a while it's important to warn others. I don't report on every MP or escort I visit.

Lift Her UP.

[Atlus]

Just a quick query my fellow gentlemen, Should I posting every time I visit a club even if it was kinda uneventful or nothing to report. For example I visited Imperial awhile back but only talked one girl right after sitting down sorry I don't recall the name. I declined a dance since I just got there and later was approached by cinnamon, who I have reported an about before, and did do. VIP and paid $. 20 for FS. And on the following week I finally went back to TJ's (I was avoiding it since a couple girls that got the next got the number just kept blowing up my burner number). There was only two girls and one other guy who was sitting with the older asian girl. The girl that sat with me was named Liliana thicker MILF type. Acted like she knew me but I don't recall her. She kept pushing for VIP or the 5 dance special but I only opted for the 3 and she gave me a bit of attitude about it.

[FrankSmith666]

Does anyone know is she's still at tjs? Haven't seen her in their ig lineups in a while.

Check their IG, they usually post which ladies are working daily.

[FrankSmith666]

Went to Tj's today and had a WONDERFUL VIP session with a Latina spinner there. Forgot her name but it was easily one of the best experiences I have had at a strip club in a very long time. However, I don't know if it was something in the air or my hormones getting out of whack as a younger dude, the older Blonde lady who works the counter. I think she is the owner, those piecing blue eyes, The sutle age spots on her checks, she had her hair down, Business like blouse tucked in neatly in to what look like a pair of dress pants or jeans. It awakened something in me. Is she the owner? She has got to be in her 50's but I wanted a VIP with her. Seriously, its got me looking up MILF porn right now.

Dude! Was thinking the same thing! She looks bomb AF!

[Ticl90]

Does anyone know is she's still at tjs? Haven't seen her in their ig lineups in a while.

[PelicanT99]

Went to Tj's today...the older Blonde lady who works the counter...It awakened something in me. Is she the owner? She has got to be in her 50's but I wanted a VIP with her. Seriously, its got me looking up MILF porn right now.

I think that's former dancer Andi; she's a manager but not an owner (to my knowledge). She worked there like 2000-2010? Low (ish) mileage and a bit of an aloof personality as a dancer, but what a body. Like a yoga-doing Greek art statue. One of the best stripper bodies I ever saw, and I've seen a lot. She's much nicer to me now, but that's probably what comes from my long patronage of the place over the years and trying not to be too much of an asshole. Try another day shift when former dancer Jessie is working the desk; only slightly younger than Andi, but you would never guess. She was / is a MILF porn hottie too. Their retirements broke my heart, man. But then the next girl fucked me and I was cured! LOL.

[FrankReynolds]

Been day drinking at the Westminster library since my friend bartends, some of the babes here are REALLY fucking hot. I never thought they did extras here but dude by me at the bar said he got a BJ in VIP for 2.

Today I saw.

Persephone super fine fit Latina I think babe.

Scarlet a super hot thick white babe with black hair.

Luna cool Latina babe thin but seems more open.

[DronePilot]

Went to Tj's today and had a WONDERFUL VIP session with a Latina spinner there. Forgot her name but it was easily one of the best experiences I have had at a strip club in a very long time. However, I don't know if it was something in the air or my hormones getting out of whack as a younger dude, the older Blonde lady who works the counter. I think she is the owner, those piecing blue eyes, The sutle age spots on her checks, she had her hair down, Business like blouse tucked in neatly in to what look like a pair of dress pants or jeans. It awakened something in me. Is she the owner? She has got to be in her 50's but I wanted a VIP with her. Seriously, its got me looking up MILF porn right now.

[FrankReynolds]

Spent today at the library westminster. Don't think extras at the club but seems feasible after. Three dancers.

Malibu. Cute brunette babe.

Sunny. Super pretty and athletic blonde babe. Cool ass energy too.

Channelly. Pretty Asian babe with a killer body.

[PelicanT99]

Went to TJ's the other night. Never been....I love watching girls dance and do the pole routine, but I've never really been super into the VIP thing. The whole strip club vibe seems so oversold / underdelivered and I think it's a game for most of these girls to extract as much cash from us with minimal effort. Not a turn on for sure. Seems nowhere near as rewarding as spending a quiet hour in an AMP or and AAMP where there's less guesswork. Or for that matter, just taking a civilian out for a date and enjoying the mystery of whether or not you can make it happen that night. Anyway, I digress....

Also, what would you do differently in the TJ's situation?

Your experience is actually pretty typical of strip clubs, but the difference for those who enjoy them is the attitude one brings in. It's a treasure hunt for a rare gem, where if you don't waste some of your time & money, you waste it all (as you did). Yeah there's girls with lesser customer service skills; yeah it's a game. They're strippers to get as much money as they can from men, and there's plenty of men who don't know how to play the game effectively and feed the monsters. It's the "long game" as a customer, you have to work the room, play the conversation game. Try and fail, learn some lessons, walk away and say no a lot, and double down on successes. A casual visitor like you, who comes in with a bit of a defensive or condescending attitude (my interp of your report, no offense), is going to get what you put out many times. I've said it before: never go to a strip club in a bad mood (or with an ATM / credit card). You may LEAVE in a bad mood if you have a crappy ROB experience like you did, or you may float out on air after having fun.

20 years ago I was you: freshly divorced and looking for convenient, time-effective no strings sex as recreation. Dating worked OK, but since I wasn't interested in another sucker fish draining my life force via marriage it took too much toll on me using and dumping IRL women. Anonymous girls work better. I don't like escort / streetwalker hassles, and MPs are ok but you're stuck with mamasan's choice and who can eat Chinese food everyday? Strip clubs are a buffet, and sometimes you find your type of girl physically or interactionally. And sometimes you just accept what's there for a good price, knock one out, and go on with your day. It's like hunting or fishing: you go for the experience. So perhaps it is better to define what you want out: a topless tease atmosphere with virtually guaranteed reasonable return, or a visit to a ready-delivery sex emporium to mine for the occasional Eureka moment. They each have plusses and minuses. PL, know thyself.

[DamKan7]

Anyone remember this girl from imperial, Cali girls, library. Few years back. By far the best dancer I've ever had encountered.

[PapitaFrita]

I don't think there's much to do differently if that's what you're there for. Possibly end the dance early and complain to management but that won't get you anywhere. Ecstasy is more up your alley for a FS club. Or The Library for a chill and watch the stage show club.

Yeah, good call. I should've hit the Library instead. Enjoy a drink and some titties on stage. I've never had or even looked for FS in a club. Just wanted to see what kind of mess a strip club on Beach Blvd would be and ended up falling for and easy play. Won't make that mistake again.

[NuruLover1]

Was at TJ's a few weeks ago during the dayshift. Talent was not too bad. Every time I go I am always able to find one person that I liked. This time I tried out Bonnie. She was beautiful and a little stick shift action but nothing more. She was young and hot so it was not bad. It seems like everyone who is open to extras are the ones who I do not find too attractive.

[Rosco Rules]

Went to TJ's the other night. Never been. Idk what kind of mood I was in, but it was late and I was feeling like getting in some trouble.

I love watching girls dance and do the pole routine, but I've never really been super into the VIP thing. The whole strip club vibe seems so oversold / underdelivered and I think it's a game for most of these girls to extract as much cash from us with minimal effort. Not a turn on for sure. Seems nowhere near as rewarding as spending a quiet hour in an AMP or and AAMP where there's less guesswork. Or for that matter, just taking a civilian out for a date and enjoying the mystery of whether or not you can make it happen that night. Anyway, I digress.

Rolled in to find out just how bottom shelf it actually is. $20 at the door, plus a drink. I was planning to just drop some money on the stage for a bit and then head home. No stage show. Pretty low brow move to just close it off so we have no choice but to take our chances in the VIP. First girl who approached me was a tall Latina. Pretty girl with a great set of cans. Offered FS for $250 in VIP. Not what I was there for, so I declined. When I did, she actually pushed my hand away, which was on her back, and scolded me for coming in and wasting her time. LOL I should've just left right then.

Second girl who approached me was a petite, light skin Salvadoran girl. Couldn't understand much of what she said. The music was pretty fckn loud for an empty stage. Anyway, she offered the same exact thing. FS in the VIP for 30 min, $250. By now, I'm thinking "I've never tried to get extras in a strip club and there's nothing else to do here. Maybe. " SO, I agreed. Paid the money, she takes me to the corner booth, pulls the curtain, clothes off, has me get comfy. I'm thinking, it's secluded somewhat, there's room in here, we can get it done. This will be interesting. However, this girl immediately changes her tune. Gives me a lackluster LD, (I should add. Let's me touch her wherever and however I want) and when I'm ready to escalate this thing and get to the deed she ignores me and I can tell she's just running the clock. So now I have to kinda switch to "Hey, we agreed to. " and she says "No, I meant I'd take care of you on the Second 30 min VIP".

At this point, I can see I'm in a no win situation here. She even pulls out a condom and keeps going about me paying for another 30 min. We're not even half way into the 1st 30 min! So yeah, I'm not about it. No nut is worth rewarding behavior like that. I sat through 10 more min of lackluster titties in my face and left.

I'm at a weird place in life rn, boys. Divorced for a year, after 24 years of marriage. I date pretty regularly and actually had more sex in the first 6 months than I did in the last 6 years of marriage. I really don't need the hobby. But I guess there's just something fun about it. Can anyone relate?

Also, what would you do differently in the TJ's situation?

I would go to the real Tj aka Tijuana. Much more fun.

[FrankReynolds]

Went to TJ's the other night. Never been. Idk what kind of mood I was in, but it was late and I was feeling like getting in some trouble.

I love watching girls dance and do the pole routine, but I've never really been super into the VIP thing. The whole strip club vibe seems so oversold / underdelivered and I think it's a game for most of these girls to extract as much cash from us with minimal effort. Not a turn on for sure. Seems nowhere near as rewarding as spending a quiet hour in an AMP or and AAMP where there's less guesswork. Or for that matter, just taking a civilian out for a date and enjoying the mystery of whether or not you can make it happen that night. Anyway, I digress.

I don't think there's much to do differently if that's what you're there for. Possibly end the dance early and complain to management but that won't get you anywhere. Ecstasy is more up your alley for a FS club. Or The Library for a chill and watch the stage show club.