Strip Club Reports

[Tonto2037]

This a report that I inadvertently posted under LA.

After reading the advice here I went to the Bird mid afternoon.

Got to say that the collection was not good. Too many champagne blondes with plastic tits for my liking.

Tried several lap dances and was impressed by the way they all got the fingers on to the crown jewels. Nice.

Anyways I found a brunette with a fairly tight bod and after a trial I took her to the VIP. Well I offered her the belt and she did the rest. Nice soft hands and a flood at the pussy. Was offered other options but the prices were a little high.

All very nice but not a patch on the Saigon amateurs who will literally suck you dry.

Cheers. Next stop Miami.

Would you be willing to help an out-of-towner with a little help on the 411 of the Saigon amateurs? Any other help would be welcome as well. Open forum or PM is okay if you are willing.

Thanks

[Ho Down Man]

So last night I was playing cards at HG and was sitting next to a guy who was respectively talking about how he works for strip clubs. More importantly he manages strip clubs. Well it turns out he is the manager of the Bird. It was a pretty interesting conversation. He is a cool guy though.

[B Malibu]

It will be my first time out to this area next week. Can anybody provide the address or directions to the Bird. Sounds like a good place to stop by.

Appreciate the help.

Flamingo Showgirls
618 E. Ball Rd.
Anaheim, CA 92805

http://flamingoshowgirls.com/

[Wino Rhino]

It will be my first time out to this area next week. Can anybody provide the address or directions to the Bird. Sounds like a good place to stop by.

Appreciate the help.

618 Ball Rd
Anaheim, California 92806
Ball and Anahiem
714-535-0811

Watch out for the skanks.

[Marty251]

It will be my first time out to this area next week. Can anybody provide the address or directions to the Bird. Sounds like a good place to stop by.

Appreciate the help.

[Marty251]

Heading out to Ocean county next week for first time.

Tried to find out where the Bird was located,but couldn't.

Can you someone please provide address?

Thanks alot.

[Sudsoz]

This a report that I inadvertently posted under LA.

After reading the advice here I went to the Bird mid afternoon.

Got to say that the collection was not good. Too many champagne blondes with plastic tits for my liking.

Tried several lap dances and was impressed by the way they all got the fingers on to the crown jewels. Nice.

Anyways I found a brunette with a fairly tight bod and after a trial I took her to the VIP. Well I offered her the belt and she did the rest. Nice soft hands and a flood at the pussy. Was offered other options but the prices were a little high.

All very nice but not a patch on the Saigon amateurs who will literally suck you dry.

Cheers. Next stop Miami.

[Pinche Gringo]

Anyone who is going out to hit the clubs this weekend, drop me a PM.

Would like to go out but would prefer to hang out with someone who has visited the clubs.

I am new to OC and have never been.

[B Malibu]

After some sushi, salmon and Hawaiian rib-eyes, Lerrena and I hit up the bird to see if Sierra and/or Ashley were working, but unfortunately they were not in the club. Place was pretty dead, unlike Tues PM which was pretty decent. I had literally dropped $$$$ (bill = $$.5; tip = $.5, yeah I overtip in bars and restaurants because I used to work in the industry) on dinner and drinks, so I knew I was gonna' probably end up being tame (that's why I took it easy brutha' L!). Btw... the money spent at dinner was well worth it though!!

I did meet one girl, Latina I believe, and for the life of me I can't remember her name - Kimberly maybe... I dunno? She was very sexy though, long dark straight her, beautiful smile and very cheery and friendly. She sat down next to me by the stage and immediately told me how beautiful my baby blues were. I guess the combination of my light blue shirt and the flash lighting made them stand out. I took her for a spin in the regular .10 lap zone and ended up getting 2 dances. They were awesome!!

She started off by kissing my neck and eventually came up and gently pressed her lips up against mine. Hands were all over each other and while I was palming her gorgeous derriere, she grabbed my hands and plopped them right on her soft enhanced D cups. Her nipples were nice n' hard and she really seemed to like them being fondled. It took a lot of restraint for me to keep from going VIP with her, but like I said, I wanted to save the rest of my cash for a good MP visit before the weeks end. She basically offered me 7 songs in the VIP, full nude, mutual touching with HE for $.50. Probably would have done it, but for that amount, I wanna' fuck! Told her next time and walked back to my seat by the stage with a raging hard-on.

In the meantime, Lerrena was getting serviced with some laps by Samantha (I think that was her name?) - pretty Latina with bangs. Looks alone she appeared bitchy, but L said she was cool and gave good high-mileage laps. Did the VIP thing with her for the $.50, but like me, he likes to F*%K! She quoted him $$$ and I'm pretty sure I heard him laughing from across the room, even over the loud music. Haha...

Other notables were Bambi and Menage. Bambi is a Latina with a spunky personality and L said her dances were very good. She has a shapely body and faint hints of old school bikini brief tan lines which are kinda' sexy. Her face is cute, but not hot. Menage is a thin, leggy black girl with a sweet demeanor and she can do some serious tricks on that pole! There were a few other girls, but I forgot their names. Lerrena got the blond waitress to show him her tits because he's that much of a stud! If I thought I could pull pussy before, I realize after watching this guy that I haven't even scratched the surface. You're my hero, L!!

P.S. - If anybody's thinking about hittin' up this place 2nite, send me a PM. I really wanna' go sample Ashley!

[Dokhollywood]

This place is very hard to get dances from unless you are a regular. I haven’t been to this joint for over a year and decided to roll with a buddy. (We normally hit up Deja Vu COI- best deal in town!) So we got our little coupons from the OC Register and headed to the Bird.

Upon arrival, we were standing around waiting for a place to sit until we were ushered by the waitress. We must have sat there for about an hour or so before any one of us got any lap dances.

First dance I got was from Gina, a hot looking Latina with a body that reminds me of the LowRider chicks. She played no defense; top or bottom. I got 2 dances from her and told her to look for me again at the end of the night. Her dances where very good and high mileage but I wanted to sample others.

Second dance I got from Lexi. No top defense, but would'nt let me touch down south. She said that is reserved for VIP. If they don’t let me sample in the regular dance, then I tend to believe that the VIP action is just the same—nothing but talk. So I only got a single couch dance with her.

There was a girl named ‘Aida’ or ‘Aira.’ She was giving out her own special (3 for $20) all night long. My buddy and I declined her several times, but since the girls were sticking to their regulars, my buddy decided to get a dance from her. Since he is all about the deal, the 3 for $20 was a selling point.

We he came back, I asked him if she was any good? He said yes. So I took his words for it and too got a 3 for $20. She was ok, no defense, but the thing that turned me off was her body. She had bumps and over her ass and there seems to be scars on the sides that you can feel. Yuk.

So after sampling only 3 girls, I told my buddy to get a dance from Gina. After his 3 songs dance with her, It was my turn to end the night. I asked Gina for a dance (at this point all I have left is $20) This is where it got interesting. We sat down on the couch and she asked me if I wanted to, “Take it out for $20 a song?” Thinking to myself, all I have left is a twenty, I said, “Sure.” Go out with a bang, right?

Cover on and continued to give me a hand job, tits action and then the song was over but I was not yet done. I told her, that song didn’t count because she didn’t finished me off yet. So she continued to keep on going and rubbed my shaft up and down cowgirl style but no penetration. I forced myself to nut as I didn’t want to pay any extra cash. Needless to say, I got home happy for $20, all in the couch section with people around. I’m sure that this girl will go fs in vip. Hell, I could have gone fs in the regular section if I had an extra twenty.

Will be back and try to go fs with her. Btw, she said that she only works on weekends.

On a side note, Precious is still there. I think she got seniority over all of these girls. Maybe one day, she will own the club.

Its not hard at all to get dances there. You must have gone on a weekend night. Thats when the ratio is bad. On the other hand, its good if you just want to check out the eye candy without too many hassles.

[Baby Penn]

Just wondering did Gina have the cover and put it on or did you apply it before the dance to avoid a posible mess?

She provided the cover. I wasn't even expected it.

[Member #5046]

This place is very hard to get dances from unless you are a regular. I haven’t been to this joint for over a year and decided to roll with a buddy. (We normally hit up Deja Vu COI- best deal in town!) So we got our little coupons from the OC Register and headed to the Bird.

Upon arrival, we were standing around waiting for a place to sit until we were ushered by the waitress. We must have sat there for about an hour or so before any one of us got any lap dances.

First dance I got was from Gina, a hot looking Latina with a body that reminds me of the LowRider chicks. She played no defense; top or bottom. I got 2 dances from her and told her to look for me again at the end of the night. Her dances where very good and high mileage but I wanted to sample others.

Second dance I got from Lexi. No top defense, but would'nt let me touch down south. She said that is reserved for VIP. If they don’t let me sample in the regular dance, then I tend to believe that the VIP action is just the same—nothing but talk. So I only got a single couch dance with her.

There was a girl named ‘Aida’ or ‘Aira.’ She was giving out her own special (3 for $20) all night long. My buddy and I declined her several times, but since the girls were sticking to their regulars, my buddy decided to get a dance from her. Since he is all about the deal, the 3 for $20 was a selling point.

We he came back, I asked him if she was any good? He said yes. So I took his words for it and too got a 3 for $20. She was ok, no defense, but the thing that turned me off was her body. She had bumps and over her ass and there seems to be scars on the sides that you can feel. Yuk.

So after sampling only 3 girls, I told my buddy to get a dance from Gina. After his 3 songs dance with her, It was my turn to end the night. I asked Gina for a dance (at this point all I have left is $20) This is where it got interesting. We sat down on the couch and she asked me if I wanted to, “Take it out for $20 a song?” Thinking to myself, all I have left is a twenty, I said, “Sure.” Go out with a bang, right?

Cover on and continued to give me a hand job, tits action and then the song was over but I was not yet done. I told her, that song didn’t count because she didn’t finished me off yet. So she continued to keep on going and rubbed my shaft up and down cowgirl style but no penetration. I forced myself to nut as I didn’t want to pay any extra cash. Needless to say, I got home happy for $20, all in the couch section with people around. I’m sure that this girl will go fs in vip. Hell, I could have gone fs in the regular section if I had an extra twenty.

Will be back and try to go fs with her. Btw, she said that she only works on weekends.

On a side note, Precious is still there. I think she got seniority over all of these girls. Maybe one day, she will own the club.

Just wondering did Gina have the cover and put it on or did you apply it before the dance to avoid a posible mess?

[Wino Rhino]

I was in the area so I stopped by early, around 9PM, last night. The place was pretty full, but there were only five girls working at that point. As the night progressed, around 11pm, a couple of other dancers joined the group. There were way too many guys for the number of strippers, but as it turned out most weren't paying for private dances.

The place is pretty much a dive. Everything about it is worn: the couches, the dancers, the waitresses. It is a full nude clube, with $15 bikini, $30 topless and $40 dollar full nude. Topless and full nude are behind a curtain in separate booths. The cum stains on the booth dividers give some indication of what's going on in back. I wanted to shower in Purell.

I got nude dances from two girls. Betty, a Hungarian, was very formulaic, but enjoyable. She's a big, natural brunette with a good attitude and pretty talkative. She told me about the group of guys, 14 of them, that sit alongside one wall and just watch the stage for the entire night. She pointed them out and said they had been there since 7, and wouldn't leave until closing. She hated those cheap bastards for not getting any dances.

The other girl I got a couple of nude dances from was Roxy. She danced at the bird under Josephine, but left, because "the other girls were jealous" of her generous lap dances. That should have been my first clue that something was wrong, but I went ahead with the dances. They were okay, no extras--nothing special. I paid her $, cost was .8, and she asked for a tip, Being unimpressed, I said no. She told me to exit so that another song wouldn't be charged, and then never gave me my twenty. So beware.

[Baby Penn]

This place is very hard to get dances from unless you are a regular. I haven’t been to this joint for over a year and decided to roll with a buddy. (We normally hit up Deja Vu COI- best deal in town!) So we got our little coupons from the OC Register and headed to the Bird.

Upon arrival, we were standing around waiting for a place to sit until we were ushered by the waitress. We must have sat there for about an hour or so before any one of us got any lap dances.

First dance I got was from Gina, a hot looking Latina with a body that reminds me of the LowRider chicks. She played no defense; top or bottom. I got 2 dances from her and told her to look for me again at the end of the night. Her dances where very good and high mileage but I wanted to sample others.

Second dance I got from Lexi. No top defense, but would'nt let me touch down south. She said that is reserved for VIP. If they don’t let me sample in the regular dance, then I tend to believe that the VIP action is just the same—nothing but talk. So I only got a single couch dance with her.

There was a girl named ‘Aida’ or ‘Aira.’ She was giving out her own special (3 for $20) all night long. My buddy and I declined her several times, but since the girls were sticking to their regulars, my buddy decided to get a dance from her. Since he is all about the deal, the 3 for $20 was a selling point.

We he came back, I asked him if she was any good? He said yes. So I took his words for it and too got a 3 for $20. She was ok, no defense, but the thing that turned me off was her body. She had bumps and over her ass and there seems to be scars on the sides that you can feel. Yuk.

So after sampling only 3 girls, I told my buddy to get a dance from Gina. After his 3 songs dance with her, It was my turn to end the night. I asked Gina for a dance (at this point all I have left is $20) This is where it got interesting. We sat down on the couch and she asked me if I wanted to, “Take it out for $20 a song?” Thinking to myself, all I have left is a twenty, I said, “Sure.” Go out with a bang, right?

Cover on and continued to give me a hand job, tits action and then the song was over but I was not yet done. I told her, that song didn’t count because she didn’t finished me off yet. So she continued to keep on going and rubbed my shaft up and down cowgirl style but no penetration. I forced myself to nut as I didn’t want to pay any extra cash. Needless to say, I got home happy for $20, all in the couch section with people around. I’m sure that this girl will go fs in vip. Hell, I could have gone fs in the regular section if I had an extra twenty.

Will be back and try to go fs with her. Btw, she said that she only works on weekends.

On a side note, Precious is still there. I think she got seniority over all of these girls. Maybe one day, she will own the club.

[B Malibu]

Lerrena and I hit up Flamingo after a round of drinks elsewhere. Saw a few real nice girls, especially Ashley and Sierra (again). I also met a few other real cuties, but their name's escape me right now. Lerrena got lucky and banged Ashley in the VIP - lucky bastard!! Haha... I wanted sloppy seconds, but she never came back out again. :-(

When he got back, we were chillin' at the stage and the DJ kept saying over the mic, "Get yourself a couch dance guys. That's where the action's at." The problem was, there were no girls to catch. I realize it was Monday and getting late, but the last hour there didn't produce any girls on stage and the ones that were still there were either in the back or sitting with regulars.

Did I mention Ashley is fucking HAAAWWT!!! She reminds me of porn star, Ashlynn Brooke.

Afterwards, took a run down HB. Saw and spoke with Tina, Salma, and Brooklyn. Should have taken them up on their offers, but we ended up passing, going to get gas, then ended up bangin' BSW Kim and Mia. Girls are good looking with nice bods, but service was lame... at least it was for us because we expect a lot out of our girls. Hehe... they'd be good for 95% of the mongering population though.