Massage Parlor Reports

[CrustyOldGuy]

Sometimes they just forget to flip the switch and turn the sign off. Sorry if I sound "crusty", but you're over thinking - especially when there were things you could have easily done (but didn't) while on site.

Not the first time in my life I've been accused of overthinking! Thank you for the reply. I hope to something more tangible to report after the New Year.

[KokoMobro19]

My MILF has told me she is gojng back to her country and wkn't be back till March! Have been seeing her many times this week. Who knows when and if she will be back!

Who's your MILF.

[Qeast]

Sometimes they just forget to flip the switch and turn the sign off. Sorry if I sound "crusty", but you're over thinking - especially when there were things you could have easily done (but didn't) while on site.

Went by an AMP yesterday- one that's been mentioned here indirectly once or twice, and there was a hand-written sign in the window saying closed due to governors order, BUT the red 'Massage' light in window was on. Considered either calling or knocking on door but instead left and went to building with multiple AMPs where the girls practically drag you inside.

Any thoughts on the first scenario? Should I have called? Knocked anyway?

Due to time constraints again I just walked thru the second place to see what was what. Plenty of availability from several places.

[Roo556]

Lily's in Lakewood. Been here 3 times in the last few months. Seems like they only have 40-50 yo Chinese ladies here and no touching the boobies. Some of them give good massages some don't. Only one of the 3 I saw was kind of cute. He only here.

Dream in SA. Walked in here and was greeted by coco. I had to wait for her to open the door as I guess she was waiting for an appointment to close out the day but she still took me. Another 40-50 Chinese lady who didn't let me touch the boobies, but gave a decent HJ. She left the door wide open the whole time which was a little off putting even though we were alone there.

Still looking for a place where a can feel up some bolt ons but I'm not interested in FS and would like an actual massage. Maybe that's asking too much LOL. People keep saying how good oc is but I've pretty much only struck out so far, maybe it's because of the whole COVID thing who knows.

[Negro038]

Been out of the area, just returning and wow, VT Spa. Mid 30's Vietnamese MILF. Petite, fit and a well maintained set of C's. House plus. 6. Massage was even well above average and the Nuru was incredible. Asked me to finish on her C cups.

Had not been there before and is a definite return. Can't remember her name. She said she works Wednesday thru Saturday.

[CrustyOldGuy]

Went by an AMP yesterday- one that's been mentioned here indirectly once or twice, and there was a hand-written sign in the window saying closed due to governors order, BUT the red 'Massage' light in window was on. Considered either calling or knocking on door but instead left and went to building with multiple AMPs where the girls practically drag you inside.

Any thoughts on the first scenario? Should I have called? Knocked anyway?

Due to time constraints again I just walked thru the second place to see what was what. Plenty of availability from several places.

[Plasma Spray]

My MILF has told me she is gojng back to her country and wkn't be back till March! Have been seeing her many times this week. Who knows when and if she will be back!

[Plasma Spray]

Another mediocre/ bad nuru report. At first I chose Gina but she was not hot at all and I quickly stammered that I meant Junie. Thicc bolt on Polynesian who clearly just started. She came in apologizing for putting on some covid weight and the convo didn't get better from there. Worst nuru I've ever had. Had me flip immediately and just rubbed her tits on my chest for a few minutes then she started the HJ. Starting a HJ from zero never works well and it was a struggle. She kept asking me what I wanted her to do because she was clueless. She turned down or awkwardly did a few things. Going to stick to nuruprincess and Krystal for awhile unless someone can convince me Havana is worth the trek.

Any good reports on the places on the first floor? Is that the swan place referenced here? Got a good look at a Asian MILF with bolt on at Angel and probably would have been happier there.

Did you catch the MILF'S name? I need me some!

[Bla Bla]

When does Annabelle and Jenny work? Daily or?

Annabelle is Monday Tuesday Thursday and Jenny works the weekends.

[NathanCross]

Detox GG. Slim 25 yo Latina with a very nice bod, 8 out of 10 for sure. C cup, nice soft tush, clean shaven, and a cute face. Allowed some light FIV, CBJ, RCG, and Mish. No massage, no teasing, straight to the point. . 4 for hh, 1. 4 for CFS. Forgot to get her name but she spoke little to no English and had some small tattoos maybe of birds between her navel to her chest.

Happy Face. Slim Vietnamese MILF by the name of Lyn or Linh. Had a very nice satisfying time with this lady. FIV, CBJ, CG, RCG, Doggy, Mish. . 4 for hh, 1. 4 for CFS.

[Fe Maiden]

I was never all that interested in this, but would like to dump the gallons described here. I've heard the ben wah balls stories, but I've only had the finger tickle.

I saw Zelda once. She made me cum hard twice. Never felt so drained.

[Miguel Honcho]

I was apprehensive about having a toy up my ass too, but Zelda talked me into it because "her fingers were too short" to reach properly. She took her time getting me relaxed and ready to receive ir. Once it was in I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. I orgasmed really hard but it was a dry one, a s I had never had a dry orgasm before. She just said oh, that was hot but I didn't get anything, so let's try again. She went back at it and after a few minutes I felt a big one coming in. She said go ahead and scream if you want, nobody can hear you. I let loose and wow, I can't remember that much cum coming out of me since I was a teenager, and I darn near blacked out. That was over a year ago and I haven't been back, but I will sometime just to experience an orgasm like that again. Not many people have had a real prostate massage and experienced a real prostate orgasm. You will get it with Zelda. With most providers it's shove a finger up your ass for a few minutes and wiggle it around. This is far better than that a d something you have to experience to believe.

I was never all that interested in this, but would like to dump the gallons described here. I've heard the ben wah balls stories, but I've only had the finger tickle.

[Quincy88]

Went to king's in LH a few times in the past couple weeks. It's across from best buy. Seen Anabelle, Jenny and Linda.

Annabelle is the best. She's a hot Viet and pretty friendly. Nude HJ for $.

Jenny was the 2nd best. Not as cute as Anabelle, but still good. Will do FS for $. 4.

Linda was the worst. Massage only. Good massage, but no extras.

Saw a few other nice looking ladies there, but haven't tried yet. MMS is nice and friendly. Place gets busy, tho. Probably best to call for appt.

When does Annabelle and Jenny work? Daily or?

[Grimmy23]

Zelda is a very cool chick, and she's good at what she does. Don't expect a young hottie, and don't expect FS. Be warned that you need to make the first appointment well in advance, and her hours are limited. She will not bust you and rush you out the door, you get your full time with truly awesome edging all the way through. She does have short fingers though, so if your walnut is in deep, she may need an implement to reach it. That particular thing doesn't work for me. The finger is all I want in there. If you've never tried this type of massage, do some research. You'll either love it or hate it. For me it's a nice treat a few times a year or so. Good thing with her shop. It's backed right up to the freeway, so if you're loving it the way you just might, no one will hear your screams. Just relax and let it rip. Here's a tip. Take a healthy dump before you go.

I was apprehensive about having a toy up my ass too, but Zelda talked me into it because "her fingers were too short" to reach properly. She took her time getting me relaxed and ready to receive ir. Once it was in I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would. I orgasmed really hard but it was a dry one, a s I had never had a dry orgasm before. She just said oh, that was hot but I didn't get anything, so let's try again. She went back at it and after a few minutes I felt a big one coming in. She said go ahead and scream if you want, nobody can hear you. I let loose and wow, I can't remember that much cum coming out of me since I was a teenager, and I darn near blacked out. That was over a year ago and I haven't been back, but I will sometime just to experience an orgasm like that again. Not many people have had a real prostate massage and experienced a real prostate orgasm. You will get it with Zelda. With most providers it's shove a finger up your ass for a few minutes and wiggle it around. This is far better than that a d something you have to experience to believe.

[Grimmy23]

Random but to confirm. No masks required during the session and no mask on Chanel??

No masks required during service. You have to have one as you're walking in.