Massage Parlor Reports

[Typical007]

https://us-orangecounty.ebackpage.co.../22454771.html

[RBFSyndrome]

So zts in Newport. Hhr 60 hr 80.

Saw bella / kelly who didn't really look like the photos but did have huge racks (bolts).

Allowed utc roaming from get go and thankfully she had skirt on. Nice posterior but massage lasted maybe 5 min at most before turning over where we negotiated the terms and she wanted 100 just for naked HE. Seems like that's the lowest she will go for HE. Not a BJ or FS lover myself, I just opted for that since I didn't want to lose any more money.

Funny thing is, in the beginning she made me wash my hands with alcohol (drenched my hands) and didn't want me to wash again after handing money to her LOL.

Either case after some fondling she oiled my little guy and got to work in reverse cowgirl position. I keep realizing how many of these masseuses suck ass at HE. Not sure why they keep going fast when I am about to shoot so I have to tell them to slow down every time.

Anyway, I won't be back because this is honestly a rip off unless you're looking for FS OR BBBJ which prob ranges 150-200. Everyone here seems to have giant racks so pick your meat. I know I can get a better HE with hour long massage for 100 at my regular place.

It's on quail st so don't msg me asking me where it is.

Ps - these girls asking for such prices is getting kinda old. Sure it’s open market and the ones that aren’t providing good service will die but when the house is raising fees AND the girl is expecting more tips? Something doesn’t add up so these shops need to figure shit out fast bc mongers ain’t dumb. Maybe that’s why there’s all these shilling accounts going on

[JetStream1]

El Clasificado is all over the place. There are standard LMPs on there. You have to have at least basic Spanish to navigate it usually. One place I visited was half-heartedly disguised as a dress shop. You went in there and they had a cash register and a variety of dresses hanging on racks, but they quickly ushered you into one of two back rooms where the girls were. The place was a shithole. The rooms just had air mattresses on the floor that they put a towel on. But I had a couple young Latina hotties in there. Another place was an "aromatherapy" shop. You walked into dumpy looking store front, a little window slid open and there was a guy sitting there to collect the house fee, went into a room, and in walks a latina girl wearing t-shirt and jeans and carrying a bottle of lavender essential oil. It was really weird actually. She just put lavender on a cotton ball and waived it around in front of my face for about 20 minutes, but eventually the top came off and I got a HJ. Some are standard escorts, some are massage girls working in private apartments, so it's literally all over the place. There's lots of scams on there too, so I wouldn't try it unless you at least have some basic conversational Spanish skills or you could be walking into a bad situation. I did more of that when I lived in LA County and I never got more than a quick blast off from anybody on there, usually in some shithole storefront or run down office complex.

There is always google translate. I think a few basics would be "llegar al orgasmo" (come), "por mano" (by hand), "boca" (mouth), "culo" (ass), "panocha" (pussy), "todo" (all), "cuanto" (how much), "a que hora" (at what time), "donde' (where).

[JetStream1]

Meant to say Melody, #100 next building over. Serenity is #112, where Annabelle used to be.

Apparently this is not Serenity at Bolsa and Magnolia up in the giant pagoda building?

[Alowicious]

Meant to say Melody, #100 next building over. Serenity is #112, where Annabelle used to be.

That whole building is, imo, overpriced to all hell. Sure, they're mostly all young hotties, but my experience is Nuru and handy for $200+house, which doesn't do it for me. I can get BBFSCIPMSOG for $150+house nearby, so I do.

Actually just stopped by Melody last night. Got screwed, and I don't mean the good way. Older Chinese with a paunch greeted me, led me to a room. In comes a much younger, much hotter, much skinnier babe who starts me off. I was super sore, so I directed her where to focus. Next thing I know there's a commotion outside (apparently one of you wanted my girl), lots of chatter in Chinese, and finally she comes back in. Asks if oil is okay (usually not, but I needed an actual massage, so sure), then proceeds to ignore every one of my previous directions. Super nice crack-taint tease. On the flip, I find out my young hottie got moved to the another room during the commotion, and I ended up getting a meh MILF that, thankfully, was better than the one who checked me in, but nowhere near the girl who started me off. Basic handy with UTC titty play. Was really not happy with getting the B&S, so left her $40 and split. Didn't ask for a name.

Anyone have an idea who the young hottie was I had for a minute?.

Those criteria means pretty much any AMP anywhere.

Pretty much any of the LF 10 x places would be a top choice. Serenity (100, the next building over) is good. A+ in LH does an excellent massage, and a particularly good handy (don't expect more from A+, though. I've tried).

I mean, if massage + tease + handy is your only criteria, the world is your oyster. Only the absolute most legit places don't, but those are easy to spot.

[BenderOver]

Pharm (see the second post referenced in Rdyn's writeup) must've been in there a while after me. I went in on the morning of the 3rd, stimulated by Alowicious's enthusiastic report. Yeah, I got Jennifer.

I followed A's example and produced. 6 for the house fee and $. 4 for the action. On the way into the room, she said "You want massage," with a knowing look, and I said "Yes," and we exchanged knowing looks. So I thought we were off to a good start. On the good side, she gave me a massage that seemed like she's had professional massage training. On the flip, no tease, and straight to a really good, thorough, and varied CBJ. On the down side, no tease, no FS. I did though get breast and nipple roaming, unlike someone else reported.

She was out of the room or at least to the door three times. The first time it was because Short Red Dress (apparently Lulu) knocked to get some oil, second time to go out for a hot towel, and third time to take the donation out of the room before the CBJ started. That one took a few minutes.

She invited me back with a hug. "Next time, make love?" No response. "Make love?" I got a noncommittal look from her. So, apparently no FS from her for me, ever.

So if you like professional massages and really good BJ's, she's for you. I was just disappointed.

Lift Her Up.

200 for a CBJ? That's about as expensive as Mia on Temple in Temple. Can't do it. No can do. I take a trip out to SEA and I'm fucking twice a day, BBBJ BBFSCIP for 50 out the door with an 18 to 20 year old smokeshow. I hit the joints twice a day. Felt like my dick ran a marathon during these trips.

I've walked out of sessions before that I paid 50 to get into and when the girls trippin and not want to go bb, I just walk out and pay another 50 to find someone else as hot and try again. The reason is simply because I can only nut twice a day at best and that satisfying nut is worth the 50 loss to just find another session that does it for me.

I read this and I'm just crying at how bad the economics are here in LA and OC these days.

[Lift Her Up]

Not sure who Alowicious got, but I saw LULU recently, in that red minidress. . . .

Pharm (see the second post referenced in Rdyn's writeup) must've been in there a while after me. I went in on the morning of the 3rd, stimulated by Alowicious's enthusiastic report. Yeah, I got Jennifer.

I followed A's example and produced. 6 for the house fee and $. 4 for the action. On the way into the room, she said "You want massage," with a knowing look, and I said "Yes," and we exchanged knowing looks. So I thought we were off to a good start. On the good side, she gave me a massage that seemed like she's had professional massage training. On the flip, no tease, and straight to a really good, thorough, and varied CBJ. On the down side, no tease, no FS. I did though get breast and nipple roaming, unlike someone else reported.

She was out of the room or at least to the door three times. The first time it was because Short Red Dress (apparently Lulu) knocked to get some oil, second time to go out for a hot towel, and third time to take the donation out of the room before the CBJ started. That one took a few minutes.

She invited me back with a hug. "Next time, make love?" No response. "Make love?" I got a noncommittal look from her. So, apparently no FS from her for me, ever.

So if you like professional massages and really good BJ's, she's for you. I was just disappointed.

Lift Her Up.

[OcHobby949]

OMFG this is a week for you? That's a month + for me.

Heyooo it's the Warthog with my favorite WGs in the area from the last week:

Lake Forest 106.

Natalia. Super thick and plastic Latina but one of the hottest providers I've ever seen. Crazy fake tits and butt but so fine. Mondays / Wednesdays.

Lake Forest 107/109.

Angel. Petite Latina girl next door type. Not as hot as pictures but super cool vibes. Not sure days.

Lake Forest 112.

Charli. Thick Asian / black, hot as hell, open to extras. Said she works in Orange too. Not sure days.

Santa Ana Haven..

[Grimmy23]

This is very intriguing. Are these private apartments for incalls and how are the talents?

El Clasificado is all over the place. There are standard LMPs on there. You have to have at least basic Spanish to navigate it usually. One place I visited was half-heartedly disguised as a dress shop. You went in there and they had a cash register and a variety of dresses hanging on racks, but they quickly ushered you into one of two back rooms where the girls were. The place was a shithole. The rooms just had air mattresses on the floor that they put a towel on. But I had a couple young Latina hotties in there. Another place was an "aromatherapy" shop. You walked into dumpy looking store front, a little window slid open and there was a guy sitting there to collect the house fee, went into a room, and in walks a latina girl wearing t-shirt and jeans and carrying a bottle of lavender essential oil. It was really weird actually. She just put lavender on a cotton ball and waived it around in front of my face for about 20 minutes, but eventually the top came off and I got a HJ. Some are standard escorts, some are massage girls working in private apartments, so it's literally all over the place. There's lots of scams on there too, so I wouldn't try it unless you at least have some basic conversational Spanish skills or you could be walking into a bad situation. I did more of that when I lived in LA County and I never got more than a quick blast off from anybody on there, usually in some shithole storefront or run down office complex.

[Creampiez]

Heyooo it's the Warthog with my favorite WGs in the area from the last week:

Lake Forest 106.

Natalia. Super thick and plastic Latina but one of the hottest providers I've ever seen. Crazy fake tits and butt but so fine. Mondays / Wednesdays.

Lake Forest 107/109.

Angel. Petite Latina girl next door type. Not as hot as pictures but super cool vibes. Not sure days.

Lake Forest 112.

Charli. Thick Asian / black, hot as hell, open to extras. Said she works in Orange too. Not sure days.

Santa Ana Haven.

Milani. Cool Latina chick that's down with extras. Used to be Reina or Reyna at Honey Spa. Not sure days..

Yah the El Toro Rd and Muirlands Nuru places are ok, never got good service. Maybe these guys are promo, or get sucked for half price.

There is Melody Spa next to them. Always good cock suckers, never tried full service. It has been offered, hottie named Michelle works there on Tuesdays. Just sharing intelligence, hope the regulars in here don't go busting my balls like the other guys in here. We are here to enjoy pussy, plain and simple. LOL.

One more place down the street off of Silverado high area next to the Patsys or across the street.

[Creampiez]

Jx in Tustin off of 17th in Santa Ana, it's in a busy shopping center next to El Pollo Loco, any monger that actually been here would know that. From previous post, lots of guys saying they get full service action. Not even close, you will be lucky to get a quick handle. Good massage though and typical $40 plus $40.

Dubois- What can I say but Biggins in Lake Forest off the medical building. I do notice lot of people banned for defending themselves here. Hope I don't. Honestly if you don't like my intelligence report just move along. Back to Dubois, it's on the 2nd floor, there's an Mail Center in the center. If you don't live in Lake Forest, then oh wellz. It's small with 2 rooms and a smaller closet type room for regular massage. Got this beautiful black chick with round suckable nips. She was in her late 20's, very friendly, started with her top off then her yoga pants which most hos wear these days it seems. She wanted $80 for BJ and $100 for BBBJ. I didn't know her well, didn't look like she had something, so I got the BBBJ. Then she sucks my wang for about a good 10 minutes. She starts to milk my cock between her legs and slips right on and rides like the wind. After about another 15 minutes, she asks if I want her to swallow. What can I say with such a beautiful young thang! Of course I said. I came so much it oozes out of her thick lips. Well worth the $220.

I keep hearing about Cypress Places and this Bamboo promoted place by these other mongers I will check them out tomorrow or Sunday. Keep ya posted!

[TommyGaines]

You can still get everything for 50 to 80 with the Latina gals on El Classificado and the other Latin classifieds. You need to speak Spanish. These are my go to when I just want to blast one off.

This is very intriguing. Are these private apartments for incalls and how are the talents?

[TommyGaines]

Stopped by Bamboo hoping for a better experience than Coconut earlier in the day. I'm 0/2 today. I was in a bit of a hurry so asked for 30 minutes. Papasan accommodated with 25 fee. I drew Lou who I've seen before. Same script but just a quicker rub. For me her rub is too hard. Felt like I got beat up and she wasn't taking the hint to let up. On the flip the HJ was too much of a jackhammer style. My first couple of times here I had a slow edging finish which was awesome. Guess it just depends on the girl. I have no idea what Lou looks like between the mask and the dim lighting. They might as well hide under a sheet. I thought for 30 minutes a 35 tip would be ok. But she let me know she wasn't happy. Bumped to 40, still not happy. Went to 45 and I said that's it. I was in a cheap mood but the service was just subpar for the ending.

I may give Bamboo one last try on a future trip to see if I can get the edging finish but today kinda sucked.

Never had Lou before. Always went with 1 hr tipping 40/50/60 depending on my mood and never had any complaints. Don't give up on this place, it's in my regular rotation because I know what I'm getting.

[FrankReynolds]

Heyooo it's the Warthog with my favorite WGs in the area from the last week:

Lake Forest 106.

Natalia. Super thick and plastic Latina but one of the hottest providers I've ever seen. Crazy fake tits and butt but so fine. Mondays / Wednesdays.

Lake Forest 107/109.

Angel. Petite Latina girl next door type. Not as hot as pictures but super cool vibes. Not sure days.

Lake Forest 112.

Charli. Thick Asian / black, hot as hell, open to extras. Said she works in Orange too. Not sure days.

Santa Ana Haven.

Milani. Cool Latina chick that's down with extras. Used to be Reina or Reyna at Honey Spa. Not sure days.

Santa Ana Seventeen.

Sage. Cool as hell light skinned black babe. Not into extras but into the nuru. Said she went by Kitty in Lake Forest before. Saturdays.

Newport.

Pinky. Really tiny Asian babe with stripper moves. Wanted a lot for extras, may be down because she's hot and freaky as hell. Said she went by Trinity at some other spas. Not sure days.

GG Euclid and Lampson.

Lyni. Tiny but not super skinny Vietnamese chick, early 20's, down for whatever. Super fun time and fully recommend. The picture they use on their insta is actually her, and she looks a little bit better IRL. Said she works in HB sometimes too. Not sure days but she's there more often than not.

[Ho Down Man2]

There's more than one THH??

Or perhaps rather, there's more than one THH with a discrete FS AMP next door??

Go to the intersection of Euclid and Ball. Look for the THH Sandwich shop and its on the side. The door only says SPA. Bring money as its a bit pricey but service is great!!