Massage Parlor Reports

[Hello Jimbo]

First time posting here guys. Have been reading the forum for the past couple of weeks and appreciate the in depth reviews. Here's mine.

I went to GSS in COI last week. My first time at AMP in the US, but not new to the hobby. It was around 9 p.m. when I went it and the MMS said that they were busy and to come back in 30 minutes. So I went to the strip club in the same minimall to kill time. Good looking girls for the most part but there were a few that looked a heck of a lot better the farther away they were. Couple of butter faces. Extras available in the VIP for $$ and $$$. Too much for what I was in the mood for that night though. I went back to GSS and met with Angie. Tight little black dress, nice curves, a little acne on her face but I didn't mind. Probably early-mid 30s. So so massage for a little while until I reached out to touch her leg. She giggled and said I wasn't allowed to touch her. I think she just said that to test me out for LE. Couple minutes go by and she asked what I wanted. .8 for CBJ. Excellent job. Almost ashamed to say I lasted only a couple of minutes, but it was that good. I expected to clean myself up but then she left and came back with a hot towel. Good job all around.

I'll be checking out someplace new tonight nearby GSS. Any recommendations? Definitely partial to young and petite. PM me with specifics if you can. Like I said, not new to the hobby. Most of my time was spent in Thailand and several other places in the Far East. If anyone is planning a trip overseas, I could recommend several great places.

Damage: .5 entry/.8 tip

[Member #3942]

Place on Warner and Fairview. Its right off the coner next to the burger place. Well I went upstairs and tried them out. Good look chunky Thai girl with nice tits. Low cut top and short little jeans. The massage was really good. Does thing thing between your legs on both sides. It was really sensual. Nothing extra. Said I could do it myself but I told her I forgot how since girls like her do it for 40. She still didnt do it. I got dressed and left. Still was good.

Went downstairs since the latina place is in the same building. Open the tiny ass door and she was looking good. Took me back and gave a great massage too. I was free to roam with not even a peep about it. Tint towel on the flip, then I got some extra. I dont know if that was a one time thing or not. I dont know of anyo0ne else thats been there. Well it was good and the weird part is I couldnt tell you if I could get the same there again or not. Just seamed like she got all hot and just did it. I dont know for sure.

The other place on Bristol and central? Or maybe Center? Its up stairs too, last 4 digits are 2123 to call them. I was actually at the liqour sorte in the corner of the same building, I saw this cute asian drive up and park 50 feet up the lot. So I just walked that direction. She was damn good looking wearing a tight shirt and thin sweatpants. She ended up walking past me and smiled. As she went up the stairs she looked back and saw I was still checking her out. She smiled and shook her ass more. I didnt have time to go in the since I was on my way to get something done. I am sure to go back. The place says they have latinas too. Need to hear more about this place. Think the manager runs one in vegas too.

[SirMister]

Went there. HJ only. Well, I got to caress her tits, as well, but that was it. $40 for entrance, same for tip.

She did say there was a younger girl there later in the week.

Anyone else have the same experience?

I went there once after all the ads. I think the place is the same name as another AMP in Anaheim. Anyhow I got a new gal maybe her 2nd or 3rd day on the job. Massage just okay. Maybe a bit less. HJ. Nothing else.

[IWannaP]

Why were you still wearing shorts? LOL!!!!

That quote made my night lol.

[Hobbyist35]

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X-stale Ave, behind Farmer Boy's Burger Restaurant

I've been there. Its a small place. Girls are ok. I only saw 2. Not young not old. Great T/S with pretty good massage. Extras? Anything you want. Unless youre fat, ugly, stupid or just stink.

Went there. HJ only. Well, I got to caress her tits, as well, but that was it. $40 for entrance, same for tip.

She did say there was a younger girl there later in the week.

Anyone else have the same experience?

[Fe Maiden]

After some researching, made my way to this McD place. Paid a 40 spot for entrance and was led to the back room by a very old (40-50ish) Viet lady. I figured she was the MMS but I expected someone ELSE to come in. But then I noticed it was just her and some other lady in the front room but it was so dark I couldn't size her up. I should've just asked for my money back and left right there! While being led to the back I noticed there were about 3 or maybe 4 empty rooms avail. After a few minutes, in comes in the same old lady (MMS) and she proceeds to give me the most lamest massage. If at least the massage was decent, I wouldn't have minded. She could've been hot maybe 30 years ago but I never felt so disgusted in my life. She tells me to flip over, her hands start creeping up my legs, and she asks if I want to take off my shorts. I put out my hands and politely said no of course. Got dressed and ran out of there. I've been to AMP's (Goldfinger) in SF back in 2000-2001 so I guess my expectations were high. Did I happen to go on a very OFF night? I'm never going to go to an AMP again!

Are you sure you went to the right place on McD as there are a couple very near eachother? Why were you still wearing shorts? LOL!!!!

[Fling Me]

After some researching, made my way to this McD place. Paid a 40 spot for entrance and was led to the back room by a very old (40-50ish) Viet lady. I figured she was the MMS but I expected someone ELSE to come in. But then I noticed it was just her and some other lady in the front room but it was so dark I couldn't size her up. I should've just asked for my money back and left right there! While being led to the back I noticed there were about 3 or maybe 4 empty rooms avail. After a few minutes, in comes in the same old lady (MMS) and she proceeds to give me the most lamest massage. If at least the massage was decent, I wouldn't have minded. She could've been hot maybe 30 years ago but I never felt so disgusted in my life. She tells me to flip over, her hands start creeping up my legs, and she asks if I want to take off my shorts. I put out my hands and politely said no of course. Got dressed and ran out of there. I've been to AMP's (Goldfinger) in SF back in 2000-2001 so I guess my expectations were high. Did I happen to go on a very OFF night? I'm never going to go to an AMP again!

[Fe Maiden]

Is anyone familiar with the place on Lincoln in Anaheim?

LOL, Which one?

[Peorth]

From what I hear, some insurance actually covers accupuncture.

My Blue Cross PPO insurance covers 50% for acupuncture treatment. But I wouldn't use it to visit AMP's, if you get busted you might find it difficult to get health insurance afterwards.

Side note, went to an AMP place on Central in Brea this week. Entry price was as expected ($40 1/2, $60 1 hr) and they were staffed with girls with very good bodies. But was not offered any special service. The rooms in the place have pretty thin walls and I could hear chatter from other rooms/outside, so I think this is prolly a legit-only place. The massage was excellent though, I even tipped the girl.

Is anyone familiar with the place on Lincoln in Anaheim?

[Member #3942]

Theres a new place in santa ana that has asians and latinas. No shower. Its in the OCweekly. Theres a larger ad for it and a smaller one. Cant really miss it. When I went to pay a visit last week they werrnt open yet. They are now. Wonder if any of you have been there yet.

[Underdog1]

Which girl at McD was this?

Her name was Sarah. Said it was her first day?

[Underdog1]

Had a conversation with one of the McD girls. Said that after the busts in San Fran, a lot of the K girls that were providing headed back to Korea. Since then the AMPS in SF have gone lame.

Also McD does get a rotating number of girls, not sure why but could this be similar to what was happening in San Fran ?? Which was a federal sting?

Oh, did a mention that Jenny was hot, hot, hot.

Also she said that Arabs are always made to pay up front.

[Giocchino]

Does anyone know of any MPs that will bill a PPO insurance policy and provide extras?

I'm already getting a weekly hour massage where all I pay is the co-pay, but it's totally legit, so it doesn't seem like it would be out of the question.

Whoopster

Yes, try New Age (see previous post by Beer Guzzler). The "doc" will check you out and bill the insurance for you. The insurance company will reimburse the doc so essentially you have a credit line when you come in to cover your massage. Insurance covers 60% or so after your deductible is met. I have gone there and got "free" massages and also asked for my money and he paid me out. Frankly, I don't see the big risk with fraud - since you do get a legitimate (or intimate) massage. The extras are extra.

[Bill2]

Don't do it, you don't want a paper trail that'll identify you as a monger. If you're married and get divorced, it's real easy for a PI to trace things back. It's also real easy for the IRS to trace this shit in case of an audit.

Not to mention being documented as a monger in another major Federal Bust like the La Paz/Le Sun/Health Therapy in BP interstate "human trafficking" bust they did on the hypocrite Chinese lady who used to own all those establishments and at the same time donate over 1/2 million to her church.

It's not worth the 28%-35% net savings you'd get with a Health Savings Account (depending on your tax bracket)...you don't want a paper trail! Remember that you'd still have to pay for the tip to the girl, only the house entry fee would be covered by insurance. Consider yourself lucky you're able to get away with the slight insurance fraud you're pulling off with a legit massage (what do they bill it as, chiropractic services?)

From what I hear, some insurance actually covers accupuncture.

[JeffTheDrunk]

Does anyone know of any MPs that will bill a PPO insurance policy and provide extras?

I'm already getting a weekly hour massage where all I pay is the co-pay, but it's totally legit, so it doesn't seem like it would be out of the question.

Whoopster

Don't do it, you don't want a paper trail that'll identify you as a monger. If you're married and get divorced, it's real easy for a PI to trace things back. It's also real easy for the IRS to trace this shit in case of an audit.

Not to mention being documented as a monger in another major Federal Bust like the La Paz/Le Sun/Health Therapy in BP interstate "human trafficking" bust they did on the hypocrite Chinese lady who used to own all those establishments and at the same time donate over 1/2 million to her church.

It's not worth the 28%-35% net savings you'd get with a Health Savings Account (depending on your tax bracket)...you don't want a paper trail! Remember that you'd still have to pay for the tip to the girl, only the house entry fee would be covered by insurance. Consider yourself lucky you're able to get away with the slight insurance fraud you're pulling off with a legit massage (what do they bill it as, chiropractic services?)