Massage Parlor Reports

[Johniecumearly]

I was able to get away this afternoon and went to AC6 for the first time. Only Vivian and Lindy were working. I was hoping for Cindy. Well, Vivian was busy. I wavered about Lindy, but decided to go ahead because I was pretty horny and short on time.

Executive summary: Thumbs down on Lindy. Now, here are the gory details.

Looks: 3 (would be attractive if 20 pounds lighter)

Service: 2 (her brief BBBJ was the best part)

Body: 3 (breasts C-Cups, felt hard)

Total damage: $. 6

I am not even completely sure her name is Lindy. That's what I recall, but I didn't intend to request her again and didn't pay much attention to her name. She is a short, chubby Viet girl.

The massage started with a couple of minutes of light touch. Then, she asked me what I wanted. I replied that I needed to flip over first. Then I tried reaching for her ass, to make sure that under the loose clothing she was not completely grotesque. She backed away. So much for my due diligence. I said, "FS, " and she replied that it would be $. 2 prepaid.

She comes back with cover, loses her top. Then she did a combo of HJ and BBBJ. The latter I liked since I had always had K-girls doing CBJ. Well, I had some precum with the BJ, but it was so brief. The HJ was poor and the BBBJ was fine. I soon told her to stop her HJ, because I felt myself starting to come early (hence my handle of "JohnieCumEarly"). Well, here it came, her first major error:

Fraud #1: "I must keep stroking you, I am so horny. So so horny! "

I told her three times that she needed to stop, and why. I got firm about it. I said, "I am getting FS, right? " The third time was a charm, she finally listened after I physically resisted her stroking. Well, on comes the cover. Finally, off goes the skirt.

She's down. I start pounding, but it does not feel right. There was a bubble in the cover. Pretty soon, peter is limping. Lindy is tight (I wonder if she was squeezing purposely), so limp peter must retreat. I withdraw after only a couple of minutes. She says to me, "Oh, you come already, right? You're soft already. " I reply, "It got soft because of an air bubble. " She says it again:

Fraud #2: "Yes, you must be done, it is soft. "

(Maybe I should be nice and just call it "playing dumb, " as "fraud" is too harsh.) Well, at this point I decided that I had suffered a fool for long enough, so I decided to disengage her conversation and get off the table and wipe myself off. She tried to help me, but I tried to ignore her as much as possible. Besides doing that, I was not directly rude to her. She then left the room to clean herself. Immediately after she left, it took me ten seconds to put on my shirt, ten seconds to zip up my shorts, and ten seconds to find my own way out of here. She was still cleaning herself, I am sure. No "parting is such sweet sorrow, " not between Lindy and me.

Adding insult to injury, when I passed by the front window, I met eyes with Vivian. She was friendly and much better looking. So, do you see how the wrong decisions are made when peter does the thinking for us?

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I get foot massages (including back massages) about 70 times a year, which is one reason I don't do HE/FS massages much. There is not a whole lot of budget left. Per hour, I typically pay $15-30 to the shop, then tip $10-20. In the foot massage industry, of course you have great providers and lousy providers, but you rarely run into the horrible ones, and the good providers are relatively stable as businesses. At one foot massage place that I visit, I choose the private-room option and a particular favorite masseuse who is great at sexual teasing. Yes, it leaves you with blue balls, but then I go home and take it out on the wife. After having an experience such as this one with AC6 and Lindy, I am reminded of why I like foot/back massages so much. They are long and pleasurable, and the best providers take good care of you.

[Mikeng227]

Any of you fellas have the address or phone number for the new Ocean MP that you can pm me?

Thanks

[Tom Zee]

If the place doesn't advertise, isn't in any of the review sites and requires a referral to get in, then it should never be mentioned by address or any other identifying means in this forum. Take for example, mms M, the address should never be out there, nor should ANY info that could lead to its discovery.

If the place is on other review sites, advertises in Craigslist or backpage, then its out in the open so we shouldn't attempt to pretend it is a secret, because it IS NOT.

I agree. I've been asked about mms M several times.

I'm sworn to secrecy and it'll stay that way.

[Oc Amper]

If the place doesn't advertise, isn't in any of the review sites and requires a referral to get in, then it should never be mentioned by address or any other identifying means in this forum. Take for example, mms M, the address should never be out there, nor should ANY info that could lead to its discovery.

If the place is on other review sites, advertises in Craigslist or backpage, then its out in the open so we shouldn't attempt to pretend it is a secret, because it IS NOT.

[Just About Fun]

I agree, thanks. With couple exceptions, most don't pm. I don't understand becuz I'd think it'd be safer from LE. Suggest: reports on general viewing,but pm exact locations for those who ask, then none would be on public display, and everyone's happy, including providers.

I've PM'd all who asked

[Just About Fun]

MHS = Minh Ha Salon, located on Garbage Grove and Busted A" Big Load" (you figure it out the rest).

WOW!

MB, I am shocked!

Ok keep your eyes peeled for large trucks or RVs or vans near and around this place, now.

[Johniecumearly]

I went into MHS today around 9:30 AM, hoping to try the tight Lily, the joyful Joy, or Kay. But there was only one worker in their, a flabby woman who looked to be in her late 30's, non-Vietnamese. Maybe Korean or Chinese, I suppose. I asked when Lily would be in, and she replied Tuesday. I asked for the business phone number, but she said she didn't know it. So I left there, full of pent-up energy.

If somebody has the MHS phone number and would not mind PMing it to me, I'd appreciate much. I drove half an hour to get there, so needless to say, the disappointment left me "limping. " My wife gets back home in two days, on Tuesday.

[Ace Hole]

Wish you would not have done that. you should have back channeled and keep off public space. The places we like alot should be kept quite and if other members want to find out more info then we should PM them. Just my two cents

Asian Lover

Everyone is too damn paranoid. Places do not get busted from being posted on this or any other website. Cops are not trolling these boards looking for evidence. Everyone in the world knows that where there are massages there is likely to be sex. They don't need a message board to tell them that.

All of the hints that regular users can figure out cops can too. Cops can also very easily post a couple of stories and become a trusted member to get the PM'd info. All of the code is ridiculous too as it serves to hide or protect nothing. Why is typing $. 20 better than typing 120? Is that somehow supposed to protect you legally?

I view info regularly here. I don't post much because I usually access from my blackberry and posting is then cumbersome. But have gotten info on at least a dozen places I have tried out. That means the cops could have figured out the same locations. Not one of them have been busted that I have gone to. Tells me the cops are not on here looking for ***** houses. They bust places for two reasons.complaints from local businesses and political gain. They don't need this site for either.

Calm down people. If good intel on where to get great service is not shared then we are just telling erotic stories. If I want that I will go to literotica.com.

[Xvzn Xvzn]

I am actually glad you did, because no one ever pm's so this thing about PMinng is simply not true.

maybe if people start PMing known members, then it will cut down on stuff like this, and heartburn from our favorite smoked pork too!

I agree, thanks. With couple exceptions, most don't pm. I don't understand becuz I'd think it'd be safer from LE. Suggest: reports on general viewing,but pm exact locations for those who ask, then none would be on public display, and everyone's happy, including providers.

[Purpleninja]

I am actually glad you did, because no one ever pm's so this thing about PMinng is simply not true.

maybe if people start PMing known members, then it will cut down on stuff like this, and heartburn from our favorite smoked pork too!

Pretty much. I know I'm new but what's the point in having a forum if you don't want to share anything. I've gone back and figured out a lot of spots myself. But I've asked people to pm me some gg spots and nobody said anything.

[Rocco D]

I was online and saw a message elsewhere that stated Kay is no longer at her GG spot. I was planning on going by in the next few days. Any info? If not, any other suggestions on another comparable gal there? I might just have to stick to old betsy and hit another spot. PM me if you feel more comfortable.

Thanks!

[Statman]

Wish you would not have done that. you should have back channeled and keep off public space. The places we like alot should be kept quite and if other members want to find out more info then we should PM them. Just my two cents

Asian Lover

I am actually glad you did, because no one ever pm's so this thing about PMinng is simply not true.

maybe if people start PMing known members, then it will cut down on stuff like this, and heartburn from our favorite smoked pork too!

[Asian Lover]

MHS = Minh Ha Salon, located on Garbage Grove and Busted A" Big Load" (you figure it out the rest).

Wish you would not have done that. you should have back channeled and keep off public space. The places we like alot should be kept quite and if other members want to find out more info then we should PM them. Just my two cents

Asian Lover

[BruceBanner]

Yeah, I did a search and found a few ads. I guess a better way of asking the question was to simply get your opinion of the general quality of the girls compared to some of the other local joints. Maybe AC6 is a good baseline as it is well known to many. Thanks.

Kay, the only girl I've had at MHS, is similar in looks to Cindy at AC6. Cindy, if I recall correctly, has a firm, toned body with bolt on Cs and a cute face that just needs a little work on her teeth. Similarly, Kay at MHS, has a good body as well but with natural Cs.

I haven't sampled Joy or Lily yet. Just About Fun may be a better person to ask regarding the quality.

[Amp Novice]

Does anyone know what happened to Betty? Smokin' hot latina. She worked in Whittier and I think somewhere else in OC. She gave me her number the last time I "saw" her. I talked to her a couple of times trying to coordinate schedules. I went a couple of months without calling her and when I did, her number was no longer any good. When I saw her last in Whittier, she said she wasn't going to work there much longer. I guess I should call the place in Whittier and ask if she still works there but it was a long time ago since I've seen her. Those of you who know who I'm talking about know how hot she it. Killer T and A. Who knows, maybe she's out of the business.