Massage Parlor Reports

[Rntintheoc]

If that's true, did you try contacting Jackson? There used to be a function under settings that let you change it (I wanted my name to be RnTintheOC, but it wouldn't work) , but I would think the Admin could fix it. It's worth trying so you don't lose your status.

Hi guys, I'm actually a senior member with over 150 posts but I decided my screen name might be too revealing to my sig other if she ever looked here so, viola! New completely unidentifiable name.

[Dildo Baggens]

Stockholm,

Very nice treatise about this subject. No question the V girls up sell like crazy and just basically ruin any fantasy you may have had before the session. Also, in my experience, they tend to gab incessantly during the massage, usually about how a customer didn't give them a big enough tip. Now, if we could just find that hot looking V girl with a lobotomy, I'd pay good money for that!

Baggens.

Man, this is a great question and important topic. Nobody has chimed in yet, so I will take a stab at this subject. At KAMP's, the rate is often. 5 to get in, then you tip $ for the service. The. 5 entry fee usually indicates f. S. Establishment. The minimum tip for f. S. Is $, and the K gals are expert at not showing disdain for cheap customers, or letting you know in any way that you have offended them for some reason. Also, they are trained NOT to haggle or mention money due to legal reasons.

However, the V gals usually verbalize a menu with prices, and they WILL let you know straight out if they are pissed off if you are not willing to pay those prices. This distinction is a hypothesis that I have tested and studied for some time. That is why over a large sample size, mongers will give higher ratings to the K establishments. Basically, the K gal may be pissed at a difficult or cheap, monger, but her face will never show it because it is just sweet sweet sweet all the time.

So for f. S, the absolute minimum is usually $ for a good looking 20's or early 30's provider with no C section scars or episiotomy scars. Now the V gals, they truly expect the monger to offer a number above $, thats why they always initially ask 1. 6 and fully expect to settle for 1. 2 or 1. 4. I mean, yes they are beautiful, however this tendency exists worldwide. Even at Orchard Towers in Singapore, the Thai, Chinese, and Malay girls charge a certain amount, and then the V girls fetch a price that is around 25. 50% higher for some reason. I have always been especially attracted to V girls, but yes you can't say one group of girls are more beautiful than the other. But they are a little bit fiery and maybe wee bit more naughty than others? Thats why I crave them once in a while. I just can't put my finger on it but I am pretty much addicted. Now as to the going rate for GG establishments, I suggest if you like your provider and you want good service and maybe come back for a more intensive session, I would tip $ + at least 15% or so just to stand out. So, yes you are correct, a f. S. Tip of 1. 2 would be reasonable to get decent service in GG.

[Stockholm]

Just to clarify. The expected tip (standard) in GG is now 1. 2 to 1. 4? (background) I'm used to KAMPs with. 5 entry + $ as a tip to RA. I have not been to GG in a couple of years. Back then, V-RAs would ask for more than $, and provide lackluster service if they didn't get what they wanted (but then again, there was no guarantee they would provide better service if they got wanted either). But I'm tempted to re-visit for a bit of variety.

Man, this is a great question and important topic. Nobody has chimed in yet, so I will take a stab at this subject. At KAMP's, the rate is often. 5 to get in, then you tip $ for the service. The. 5 entry fee usually indicates f. S. Establishment. The minimum tip for f. S. Is $, and the K gals are expert at not showing disdain for cheap customers, or letting you know in any way that you have offended them for some reason. Also, they are trained NOT to haggle or mention money due to legal reasons.

However, the V gals usually verbalize a menu with prices, and they WILL let you know straight out if they are pissed off if you are not willing to pay those prices. This distinction is a hypothesis that I have tested and studied for some time. That is why over a large sample size, mongers will give higher ratings to the K establishments. Basically, the K gal may be pissed at a difficult or cheap, monger, but her face will never show it because it is just sweet sweet sweet all the time.

So for f. S, the absolute minimum is usually $ for a good looking 20's or early 30's provider with no C section scars or episiotomy scars. Now the V gals, they truly expect the monger to offer a number above $, thats why they always initially ask 1. 6 and fully expect to settle for 1. 2 or 1. 4. I mean, yes they are beautiful, however this tendency exists worldwide. Even at Orchard Towers in Singapore, the Thai, Chinese, and Malay girls charge a certain amount, and then the V girls fetch a price that is around 25. 50% higher for some reason. I have always been especially attracted to V girls, but yes you can't say one group of girls are more beautiful than the other. But they are a little bit fiery and maybe wee bit more naughty than others? Thats why I crave them once in a while. I just can't put my finger on it but I am pretty much addicted. Now as to the going rate for GG establishments, I suggest if you like your provider and you want good service and maybe come back for a more intensive session, I would tip $ + at least 15% or so just to stand out. So, yes you are correct, a f. S. Tip of 1. 2 would be reasonable to get decent service in GG.

[VAGentlemen]

Ad on BP for $50 / hr with free table shower for Little in GG. 1st red flag: no table shower. 2nd red flag: gave $60 for the special, and no mention of change. 50 min massage below average. No tease. No play. Therefore, no return.

[Qeast]

Just to clarify. The expected tip (standard) in GG is now 1. 2 to 1. 4? (background) I'm used to KAMPs with. 5 entry + $ as a tip to RA. I have not been to GG in a couple of years. Back then, V-RAs would ask for more than $, and provide lackluster service if they didn't get what they wanted (but then again, there was no guarantee they would provide better service if they got wanted either). But I'm tempted to re-visit for a bit of variety.

[lammajohn]

Hi fellow hobbyists, this is my first real "report" & I'm a bit nervous about that. I hope you guys don't hate on it. I was not able to see "Apple" but ended up going for the hour with Cathy. The price was actually $49. 99 (so that's. 5) so it's not bad for an hour. They used to charge that for the half hour based on older reviews under previous ownership.

I did try to do some intel before going, and I googled up this ad:

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...ecial/32683037

I would say Cathy looked closer to the one in Red on the ad. I doubt these pics are real, or they mix in fake and real pix, but she had a rosy complexion, rather than the tanned look on most of these beauties. Her bod was very very nice also. I don't want to get into too much of the nitty gritty, because I don't even talk about that during Confessional! But thanks for the original info. Much appreciated! And have a happy and safe 4th coming up, boys!

Been here three times now (cause its so close to home). There are two different girls who use the name "Apple" so don't put too much faith into the name. One girl has ink, the other didn't. Both are pretty down for anything as long as the price is right.

First time I went, they charged me $60. Its $40 the last two times I went. Rates inside is .6-.8 for HE; 1.20-1.40 for FS.

[lammajohn]

After seeing numerous ads on BP I decided to try one of the places in GG just off of Beach. Walked up the stairs, entered and was greeted by a young man who asked "Half hour massage?". Next he surprised me by asking if I wanted "female?". Maybe they cater to all tastes here or maybe he was just kidding. Anyway I asked for half hour with a female. Got Linda, a slim and pretty Viet. She started with a kind of firm massage that felt good, then went to that very light touch that felt really good. Gradually kept barely brushing the boys before asking me to flip and asked if I needed anything special. She quoted $140 for FS. Seemed a little higher than I am used to paying but I am no good at bargaining, especially with someone who is petite in just the way I like so I agreed. She asked for the money, then left for supplies.

She was great. Nice CBJ action and I guess we did most of the usual positions. The best part was looking at her beautiful butt and slim legs as I pounded her doggy. There was no rush and no complaints when I didn't finish quickly. Well, in fact I didn't finish at all, but no worries. That left me in the mood for further adventures later in the day.

Linda works only on weekends. I will likely make a repeat visit.

It must be my luck.

I was there on a Monday (or was it Tuesday?) a few weeks back. Went 'upstairs' and the guy asked me "how long". I asked how many ladies were working and he said he only had two. First one was an old (45ish) fat mexican who was not very pleasing to look at. I asked for the 'other' girl and he said okay. He escorted me to the room and said to wait there. I waited. Two minutes later, a viet girl walked in and gave me my $40 and told me to 'have a nice day'. She wasn't much better than the first girl so I didn't mind and I left. The two other joints downstairs are HE only. I typically look for FS.

[Pinche Gringo]

I went again to the same place for the second time. I had Lisa first time and Lola this afternoon, both Chinese ladies. Lola told me outright that she does not do anything except massage when I was rubbing her leg. Lisa was a little more friendly but as I reported previously, I was still shut out. Maybe my bald head. 50 year old body is not to their liking. Oh well. Time to move on to a new hidden gem. I am sure there is one out there to be discovered.

Hi guys, I'm actually a senior member with over 150 posts but I decided my screen name might be too revealing to my sig other if she ever looked here so, viola! New completely unidentifiable name.

Anyway, on to the good stuff. I decided to try the foot massage place at Magnolia and Hazard to see if I could verify the previously reported results. As stated, it's easy to find with a big banner sign on front side of building. When I entered, mms I think assumed I wanted "full body massage?" and asked for. 3 I paid and she led me thru a sort of dark room with chairs against the walls, and into a small room with two beds. The door was actually a curtain that stopped about 6 inches above the floor, so there was privacy but not as good as a door and not sound resistant. I got undressed and lay down on one of the beds with nothing covering me. A tall asian (sorry not good with different nationalities) walked in and said hi. She was very thin with small A type above. She was wearing jeans and a brown / white striped shirt with some weird "boa" type collar. She had a pretty smile but her teeth were obviously never in orthodontics.

She started the massage by covering my privates with a medium sized towel. Of course I told her I didn't need the towel but she just giggled and left it on. What proceeded was a very good massage, not as hard and deep as I like it but still quite good. She moved the towel around to get to buttocks and thighs but never touched or even grazed the boys. I gave the requisite oh's and ah's when she got near or worked on my butt, but to no avail. After the flip, she again worked my muscles pretty well but did not get to the muscle in the middle. I did roam with my hands up and down her covered leg, she didn't seem to mind and let me do so. I never got time to get all the way up but thought I was in like Flynt. I was wrong. She finally ended the massage, telling me "All finished." I said, oh really, I think you need to massage a little more and put my hand down to my crotch. She just smiled and said all finished again. She left the room, I eventually got up and got dressed. She brought in a little cup of water just as I was done getting dressed.

I looked in my wallet for a fiver but only found a ten. So I dropped that on the bed, feeling very generous considering the tease. She followed me to the door, and as I was about to leave said "tip?" She obviously had not seen me drop the ten on the bed. I told her I left it on the bed and she smiled, turned and (I'm sure) hurried back to the room to collect her overly generous tip.

So, as you can see, YMMV here. She came sooo close, only to disappoint.

[AizenMyoo]

After seeing numerous ads on BP I decided to try one of the places in GG just off of Beach. Walked up the stairs, entered and was greeted by a young man who asked "Half hour massage?". Next he surprised me by asking if I wanted "female?". Maybe they cater to all tastes here or maybe he was just kidding. Anyway I asked for half hour with a female. Got Linda, a slim and pretty Viet. She started with a kind of firm massage that felt good, then went to that very light touch that felt really good. Gradually kept barely brushing the boys before asking me to flip and asked if I needed anything special. She quoted $140 for FS. Seemed a little higher than I am used to paying but I am no good at bargaining, especially with someone who is petite in just the way I like so I agreed. She asked for the money, then left for supplies.

She was great. Nice CBJ action and I guess we did most of the usual positions. The best part was looking at her beautiful butt and slim legs as I pounded her doggy. There was no rush and no complaints when I didn't finish quickly. Well, in fact I didn't finish at all, but no worries. That left me in the mood for further adventures later in the day.

Linda works only on weekends. I will likely make a repeat visit.

[OCJoker]

Hi guys, I'm actually a senior member with over 150 posts but I decided my screen name might be too revealing to my sig other if she ever looked here so, viola! New completely unidentifiable name.

Anyway, on to the good stuff. I decided to try the foot massage place at Magnolia and Hazard to see if I could verify the previously reported results. As stated, it's easy to find with a big banner sign on front side of building. When I entered, mms I think assumed I wanted "full body massage?" and asked for. 3 I paid and she led me thru a sort of dark room with chairs against the walls, and into a small room with two beds. The door was actually a curtain that stopped about 6 inches above the floor, so there was privacy but not as good as a door and not sound resistant. I got undressed and lay down on one of the beds with nothing covering me. A tall asian (sorry not good with different nationalities) walked in and said hi. She was very thin with small A type above. She was wearing jeans and a brown / white striped shirt with some weird "boa" type collar. She had a pretty smile but her teeth were obviously never in orthodontics.

She started the massage by covering my privates with a medium sized towel. Of course I told her I didn't need the towel but she just giggled and left it on. What proceeded was a very good massage, not as hard and deep as I like it but still quite good. She moved the towel around to get to buttocks and thighs but never touched or even grazed the boys. I gave the requisite oh's and ah's when she got near or worked on my butt, but to no avail. After the flip, she again worked my muscles pretty well but did not get to the muscle in the middle. I did roam with my hands up and down her covered leg, she didn't seem to mind and let me do so. I never got time to get all the way up but thought I was in like Flynt. I was wrong. She finally ended the massage, telling me "All finished." I said, oh really, I think you need to massage a little more and put my hand down to my crotch. She just smiled and said all finished again. She left the room, I eventually got up and got dressed. She brought in a little cup of water just as I was done getting dressed.

I looked in my wallet for a fiver but only found a ten. So I dropped that on the bed, feeling very generous considering the tease. She followed me to the door, and as I was about to leave said "tip?" She obviously had not seen me drop the ten on the bed. I told her I left it on the bed and she smiled, turned and (I'm sure) hurried back to the room to collect her overly generous tip.

So, as you can see, YMMV here. She came sooo close, only to disappoint.

[Mike Lang]

First report: I tried the new foot spot on mag / haz in Westminster.

At this point I just gently put her hand on my junk and off she went, it was a normal but nice HJ. No talk at all for tip, and cleaned me up. Gave her. 30 I think. She loved it and hugged me

Thanks for the info. I have driven pass by many times and always wonder. $30. 00 for private room is kind of high, but $30. 00 for HJ is very economical.

I know a place called "Heavenly foot massage" on corner of Westminster and Beach. This place charges $20. 00 for a private room and tip negotiable. I usually tiped $30. 00. I stop going there because 1 it always crowded (I have to wait) .2 I usually got old, ugly masseurs, who did HJ for $20. 00, 3 the massage was suck. Any monger still go to that place, please pass me some info. Thanks!

[The Prodigy]

Hey mongers, I have been on here for a few years now and I have received excellent intel from many of you. For some reason I have forgotten the fact of what makes this site so awesome, the toffts and reports given to all of us for nothing. And the stories always crack me up. I have also realized I have been a regular member for too long. I have done well on my own, and I have done countless toffts and have also found some great spots and kept them to myself out of not wanting to flood the place with newbs. So to start giving back and earning my over due senior status, I will give my reports one at a time to make up for my greediness and get my 25 reports met and to help fertilize the hobby since its clear that these are dark times for all mongers.

First report: I tried the new foot spot on mag / haz in Westminster. Can't miss it, huge signs. Place is not busy and very large compared to the tiny cracker box foot spots we are used to. .15 for 1 hour in main room, .30 for private room. I got a small Korean gal who looked more Japanese, I opted for the private room, I walked into a room wth 2 bed. So I waited to see what bed I was to get on, when the tech walked in she asked me to get naked right in front of her which turned me on. I was expecting normal foot spot protocol. So I got naked and I got a very good massage and I was naked the entire time, she even walked on the back, then on the flip she kept massaging me as close to the junk as possible with out making contact. At this point I just gently put her hand on my junk and off she went, it was a normal but nice HJ. No talk at all for tip, and cleaned me up. Gave her. 30 I think. She loved it and hugged me.

Second report. Warning. As we all know the cheapy AMP on beach and terry second floor was raided, too bad, I had great cheap fun there. But I didn't give up and went back a few more times to find my girl ka#why. But both times I got beat ass mammasans and freezing cold oil and cold wet towels. And the last time I went, the lady said I had to HJ myself (seems to be a big trend these days) so I jerk myself giving this old bag a free show and then I get dressed and throw her a ten spot for a tip since she didn't do anything but pretend I was not jerking off haha. Then this chick had the nerve to ask for .40 tip as if she gave me a HJ. I just played it cool and pulled the "money in car line" and peaced out. More to come later guys. Again sorry for not giving back.

[Pinche Gringo]

I was actually thinking it was someone from either the neighborhood or from one of the surrounding businesses who want to keep customers from visiting the MP.

That sucks. I doubt the mp joint would have anything to do with slashing a customer's tyres. Massage parlours in offices or strip malls don't want trouble with customers because of the risk of them dropping a dime.

Escorts in seedy motel situations are more likely for this kind of thing happening. Most massage parlours are usually in lousy neighborhoods as it is, and it was probably a neighboring punk who wanted to goof with a monger. I remember once, I went to Bullis Street in Compton for a Latina "photo studio" place way back in the day, and when I walked out, it was all ghetto and some dude tried to intimidate me by asked me " Was it worth the money?" I just drove away. I didn't want to butt heads with the local thugs. I never went back there for that reason. But if you stick to Orange County, you have more to fear from the stings than from any vandalism or hooliganism. Personally, I've never had any problems like that in OC, except maybe some sketchy Santa Ana joints at 11 pm at night. Another thing, if there is a male pps, it doesn't hurt to give him a $5 spot and he will watch your car. Sometimes a small tip can buy some good service. I always tip the security at strip joints and they always smile and welcome me.

[Stockholm]

Been out of the country for a month or so enjoying the $3 massages with $10 HJ tip. Well, when I got back I decided to hit a place on magnolia in garden grove. Lady was a little hesitant as it was my first time in the place but by the end of the hour she was very relaxed. When I got back to my truck, I noticed one of my tires was flat. Changed it and took it to the tire shop and they said it had clearly been slashed. I am wondering if this is a one time thing or has anyone else had anything like this happen while visiting and MP's?

That sucks. I doubt the mp joint would have anything to do with slashing a customer's tyres. Massage parlours in offices or strip malls don't want trouble with customers because of the risk of them dropping a dime.

Escorts in seedy motel situations are more likely for this kind of thing happening. Most massage parlours are usually in lousy neighborhoods as it is, and it was probably a neighboring punk who wanted to goof with a monger. I remember once, I went to Bullis Street in Compton for a Latina "photo studio" place way back in the day, and when I walked out, it was all ghetto and some dude tried to intimidate me by asked me " Was it worth the money?" I just drove away. I didn't want to butt heads with the local thugs. I never went back there for that reason. But if you stick to Orange County, you have more to fear from the stings than from any vandalism or hooliganism. Personally, I've never had any problems like that in OC, except maybe some sketchy Santa Ana joints at 11 pm at night. Another thing, if there is a male pps, it doesn't hurt to give him a $5 spot and he will watch your car. Sometimes a small tip can buy some good service. I always tip the security at strip joints and they always smile and welcome me.

[Mcfrdd]

Haven't practiced this hobby in years. Probably have saved $5K by staying home and jerking off. But Lately I've been tempted to try one of these places and could not find any personal experiences on this site.

Anybody?

Ruby popped my nuru cherry. I had a blast.

http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/18682