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06-24-15 00:23 #11929
Posts: 1295Cheep?
Originally Posted by Wireless91910 [View Original Post]
They al remember faces, should be interesting the service you get next time.
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06-23-15 23:28 #11928
Posts: 455Man up!
Long Chorizo,
I can't tell you how to spend your money, but I don't she how she was thrilled with a 25 tip, when that's even low ball for a handy! Your a little late to the party, as this has been going on since Dec 2014. I'm sure most guys would tell you that's not cool.
Originally Posted by LongChorizo [View Original Post]
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06-23-15 20:10 #11927
Posts: 60Hello sweeties
Originally Posted by Import [View Original Post]
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06-22-15 18:48 #11926
Posts: 16Anna / Angie at Foot Place
Hey guys! Long time no see. I am always lurking, but I had to report on that Anna hype that I have been reading lately. I thought I was retired from this business, but I had to go check that place out. You old school guys know that when some new place pops out, you got to come out of that retirement LOL.
Any way, I used my spidey senses to find the place. I am more than happy to share the information via inbox. The place is in West, by some taqueria, donut shop, and fish and chip place. I called ahead of time to have a massage session with Anna, but I was told she was not working that day. The lady that answered.
Recommended "Angie". I said, "okay I'll have Angie in the private room. " I said private room based on what I read, but I knew that was not private room if there is only a curtain. I went there by 10:30 am Last week. There was no one at that place, so that was very awesome for me, due to the "walk of shame", and.
Due to the busy parking lot. I got to the entrance. I was welcomed in some broken English and I was taken to the private room. It was what I expected based on the reading I did. It's just a tiny room with a curtain and sliding door type of thing. After 5 minutes Angie came in and asked me to get "comfortable". She also took advantage and kissed me. We all know.
What that means, so I got nay-kid and I rested on the massage table face down. Angie came in, started massaging and oiling my entire back. I really enjoy massage, so having a massage before anything is the perfect combination. Let me tell you, Angie is really nothing to look at if you are used to young spinners.
Angie is an older lady, pancake flat, and some cups. She was whispering the entire time, so I couldn't hear her "real" voice, which I will tell you later. She has some massage skills, nothing spectacular, but does some good to your body. She slowly started massaging the boys until she played with the big boy. She was gentle enough. It felt good.
I started playing with her cups. She wasn't going to get the job done with the hand, so I had her completely nude. I grabbed the ribbed rubber (my favorite) I had and pounded away. She was completely soaking wet. This tells me she enjoys this. I only did missionary and popped. I left before the hour. She started telling me about.
How many kids she had (from what I understood) and I could barely understand her. From what I got is that the lady in front wants all the money. I was charged $37 for the private room. I tipped $25, which she was more than happy about. I don't care how good looking Angie was or how old she is; All I know is that.
She gave me great service. The price is just so good to pass. I tipped $25 just to see her reaction. If she seemed sad I would tip more, but since she was "super" happy, I didn't say anything. Looks like she was never tipped that high ever. For the price and the service I would repeat (which I did with Anna). This is a great place.
With good service with not great looking young gals, but they get the job done at a damn good price. I fear this place will go down pretty soon though. I really don't like visiting MPs no more, after the raid I was part of (read my previous posts).
I will report back later this week with the adventure I had with Anna. Just a heads up, be very careful with this BB everything type of girl + rimming. I was shocked.
See you guys! Keep reporting. Also, if anyone know the whereabouts of Eda, please let me know! She is my favorite massage girl.
Thanks!!
LC.
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06-21-15 09:56 #11925
Posts: 431Lube and oiled
Yesterday afternoon, I dropped my car off for its first oil change on Auto Center Dr. In Lake Forest. I decided to take a walk around the area rather than kick back in the boring waiting room, but after walking towards Lake Forest Blvd. , in 90 degree heat, I was soon regretting my decision.
Thinking it would nice to just happen upon an AMP to get out of the sun and have some fun, I hung a left on LF Blvd from Rockfield and magically happened upon Pro Massage in a tiny strip mall.
Seeing that its hours were 10 to 10, it looked like it had non-legit possibilities, so I entered and felt that way even more so. From behind a curtain in the small, darkened lobby with Asian thecor, a fairly attractive and petite Asian MILF emerged and took my $35 for hour.
Never asked her name, but she was probably Viet, had a long pony tail, black capris and a black lacy top shielding good-sized boobies. I was sitting on the edge of the massage table nekkid when she opened the door of the small room and then backed out immediately, telling me to lie face down. Bad sign #1.
When she returned, she placed a small towel on my ass and began an okay massage. I attempted small talk, but although she spoke serviceable English, she wasn't too talkative, and I couldn't get a laugh or a smile out of her. Bad sign #2.
But when she was standing to my side, massaging my back, I put my hand on her calf, giving it a light squeeze, and she let it stay. Hmmmm. However, each time I tried to move up to her ass, or caress her boobs, she backed away, and when I pulled the small towel off my butt, she would immediately replace it. I flipped for a brief massage on the chest and shoulders, and she was very careful about making sure the towel stayed on my southern soldier the whole time. Back to the bad signs.
This went on for the full 30 minutes, so I resigned myself to the fact that it was a legit place, it was too new, or she was just being paranoid. She used warm towels to wipe off the lotion and, as I was about to get up to dress, she stopped me from rising and said while grabbing a plastic bottle of oil, "Do you want some help?" while pointing at junior. WTF, after all that? Well sure.
Then she oiled up my rod and provided one of the most mechanical HJs I've ever experienced. Nonetheless, I had a few days of build up so I was able to blast after a few minutes. Certainly not a stellar experience, but it got the job done.
She brought me a cup of water, barely managing a smile, and I departed after leaving $40 on the chair. I returned to the auto dealership to pick up my car five minutes before closing, and went about my merry way, both vehicle and body were lubed and oiled, but I received far greater customer service at the dealership than I did at misnamed Pro Massage.
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06-21-15 02:51 #11924
Posts: 36Originally Posted by SittingDuck [View Original Post]
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06-20-15 12:58 #11923
Posts: 36Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]
Nuru is $120 due to the extra cleanup time / effort of the provider.
They don't whine with no tip, but as expected it is appreciated & I think it's worth it as they've been more chummy on repeat visits.
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06-20-15 05:05 #11922
Posts: 606Originally Posted by OcAllen [View Original Post]
Which one is it?
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06-20-15 03:11 #11921
Posts: 279Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]
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06-20-15 00:17 #11920
Posts: 606Black, white, asian, latina?
Originally Posted by George1950 [View Original Post]
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06-19-15 22:03 #11919
Posts: 128Felt it today
I don't go to much AMP anymore ever since its a lot cheaper just to go pick a SW up. But after a little scare I decided to play it safe and go back to the AMP route.
Went to young healing spa the one they advertised as jades healing center for prostate. Last time I went was half a year ago and wasn't that impressed with the nuru. So I tried out of curiosity and wasn't aware they got a new staff. Came in and sat down 4 girls came in. Kiki a small petite Asian girl came in first then two white girls one skinny named Brittany and a curvy one name Gigi. Also a curvy Latina named Eva came in. Got Kiki and she was extremely nice. Nice long massage with nuru as advertised and a HJ at the end. Got out of the shower greeted with hug and gave her a 20 dollar tip since she was nice and didn't upsale for the HJ like the previous girls have.
After that I decided I wanted some FS so I drove 5 minutes down to lavender and got cici. Lame massage, but pretty good FS for 120 I believe. She didn't try to offer me 160 like they normally did and she said 120 from now on for me.
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06-19-15 15:03 #11918
Posts: 50Yep
Originally Posted by Aceman2000 [View Original Post]
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06-19-15 13:59 #11917
Posts: 250Anna or Hanna?
Originally Posted by George1950 [View Original Post]
But I let Hannah massage me in the curtained room but she could not produce a he, even if she allowed reaching in her bra. She wears these tight heavy material bras and pants, disallowing ease of reaching the goods.
But, it is all part of the trip of sometimes toftt, something newbies got to learn. Even we oldies bite the bullet and learn.
Be safe.
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06-19-15 12:54 #11916
Posts: 279Originally Posted by George1950 [View Original Post]
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06-19-15 12:52 #11915
Posts: 279Originally Posted by FunTrust [View Original Post]