Massage Parlor Reports

[SCJohn]

I had time to kill near The Shops and the medical centers. I do a Google map search that is faster than Rmap. I filtered out names like spas and the shop front photos that didn't seem promising. And I cross checked with the are map. There wasn't much left that is not closed with more than 2, 3 stars. So I clicked around on the Google destinations. The one in Ladera ranch (gave me a heart attack, with Asian cheerleader pictures. No wonder it was closed as reported on Rmap. I called and made sure it was still closed. Those guys never learn. We don't do it like that here. It was like those goods on Amazon, eBay that you can't resist clicking on it, but put off by their way of doing business, or lack of it.

I couldn't afford driving a few minutes; it would subtract out of the hour. I also took it as a challenge and an adventure. Then I rediscovered the one tucked between the busy freeways in a quiet dead end with a gun shop nearby. I went there once a while ago because of the intel right here. I wasn't expecting much but I didn't think you guys talk about it for nothing. It was strange the last time. The receptionist was a white woman, not old, about 40, but not attractive. There was a new age feel about her, with fancy accessories and blonde streaks that were not sexy. It was fully booked and there was a guy sitting there waiting. I put down my name in case I could come back later. I didn't. A weird experience.

It was still popular on Rmap. This time, there were two older white women sitting, talking and waiting. But that didn't matter. The receptionist was a virgin next door Asian, in shorts. She was not particularly pretty but a total spinner. She didn't even mention half hour so I paid up She talked politely and courteously and walked me into the 1st room. I think I still needed to fill in the form but she asked my name and did it for me at the counter. I knew it wasn't likely that she does massage, but there are many girls like her in other places that do. I had high hopes.

The 1st room is a fake room like a doctors checkup room with unused equipment. The massage table is 1st class. I put my phone right near the top of my head on the counter top in case somebody needed me. Tr came in and we were both pleasantly surprised. She is, I would say, a girl, 20's or may be just about 30, in good shape with body hugging outfit. It wasn't ultra tight and wasn't exposing much to entice you into something you shouldn't. It wasn't very dark so I could scan her easily. She asked me how I found that place. With modern tech I had too much to explain and I didn't want to mention Rmap. I didn't pay up on that day anyway.

Unfortunately I got the 1st call soon after she touched me. I knew I had to go soon but I didn't know how to tell her. Then when I felt some vibration in the air I would lift my head and look at the phone on the counter to see if the LED blinks. She must had felt weird and stayed away from the phone. Then I told her I had to go soon and I didn't know how she took it. Then the 2nd call came and I had to go.

So I got up, telling her that I was sorry and I had to go. I gave her tips even for the short visit so she wouldn't feel so weird, or wouldn't feel I was doing something very weird. And maybe I would come back the same day so the tip wasn't wasted. When she was on her way out, she tripped like 3 or 4 times. She didn't fall but nearly.

When she left I discovered that she was wearing like a 3" narrow platform, which she left behind. Maybe she was barefoot trying to put on the heels standing up when she tripped. Maybe while on the heels she was tripped twice by my slippers.

Thinking about it, she was already weird out by me. And then I was getting up totally naked. She could have been frozen, being blocked in the wrong side of the room, when I was walking around, even walking close to her giving her the tips. When she saw the opening she shook off her heels and ran out!

Didn't know that Ladara shutdown. Thanks for the heads up. It was nice to work out at 24 then head over for a little relief.

That place off of Crown Valley is unreliable, but there are slim pickings in that area. The cute ones are expensive and the others are just ok. Might have headed down to Ortega or up to Valencia. LF is a bit far from there.

Thanks for taking the time to post your escapades.

[James D 2004]

I had time to kill near The Shops and the medical centers. I do a Google map search that is faster than Rmap. I filtered out names like spas and the shop front photos that didn't seem promising. And I cross checked with the are map. There wasn't much left that is not closed with more than 2, 3 stars. So I clicked around on the Google destinations. The one in Ladera ranch (gave me a heart attack, with Asian cheerleader pictures. No wonder it was closed as reported on Rmap. I called and made sure it was still closed. Those guys never learn. We don't do it like that here. It was like those goods on Amazon, eBay that you can't resist clicking on it, but put off by their way of doing business, or lack of it.

I couldn't afford driving a few minutes; it would subtract out of the hour. I also took it as a challenge and an adventure. Then I rediscovered the one tucked between the busy freeways in a quiet dead end with a gun shop nearby. I went there once a while ago because of the intel right here. I wasn't expecting much but I didn't think you guys talk about it for nothing. It was strange the last time. The receptionist was a white woman, not old, about 40, but not attractive. There was a new age feel about her, with fancy accessories and blonde streaks that were not sexy. It was fully booked and there was a guy sitting there waiting. I put down my name in case I could come back later. I didn't. A weird experience.

It was still popular on Rmap. This time, there were two older white women sitting, talking and waiting. But that didn't matter. The receptionist was a virgin next door Asian, in shorts. She was not particularly pretty but a total spinner. She didn't even mention half hour so I paid up She talked politely and courteously and walked me into the 1st room. I think I still needed to fill in the form but she asked my name and did it for me at the counter. I knew it wasn't likely that she does massage, but there are many girls like her in other places that do. I had high hopes.

The 1st room is a fake room like a doctors checkup room with unused equipment. The massage table is 1st class. I put my phone right near the top of my head on the counter top in case somebody needed me. Tr came in and we were both pleasantly surprised. She is, I would say, a girl, 20's or may be just about 30, in good shape with body hugging outfit. It wasn't ultra tight and wasn't exposing much to entice you into something you shouldn't. It wasn't very dark so I could scan her easily. She asked me how I found that place. With modern tech I had too much to explain and I didn't want to mention Rmap. I didn't pay up on that day anyway.

Unfortunately I got the 1st call soon after she touched me. I knew I had to go soon but I didn't know how to tell her. Then when I felt some vibration in the air I would lift my head and look at the phone on the counter to see if the LED blinks. She must had felt weird and stayed away from the phone. Then I told her I had to go soon and I didn't know how she took it. Then the 2nd call came and I had to go.

So I got up, telling her that I was sorry and I had to go. I gave her tips even for the short visit so she wouldn't feel so weird, or wouldn't feel I was doing something very weird. And maybe I would come back the same day so the tip wasn't wasted. When she was on her way out, she tripped like 3 or 4 times. She didn't fall but nearly.

When she left I discovered that she was wearing like a 3" narrow platform, which she left behind. Maybe she was barefoot trying to put on the heels standing up when she tripped. Maybe while on the heels she was tripped twice by my slippers.

Thinking about it, she was already weird out by me. And then I was getting up totally naked. She could have been frozen, being blocked in the wrong side of the room, when I was walking around, even walking close to her giving her the tips. When she saw the opening she shook off her heels and ran out!

[Wally Wally]

Is Joanne working again?

She's not back from her vacation / herpes removal / strep throat.

They do have some of the old ones and a few new ones.

I was at SH on bolsa yesterday again. Was eating some PHO with my biddy and he said lets go. Cheap so off we went. Neither of us got a handy. Went down the street to 6 Star. We both had cuties, but again no handy.

[Leche]

Went to the massage place on Alicia Pkwy next to Albertsons again. It is a weird location but I have been there more then a few times. This time I got a girl I had before and she was all smiles and even a quick hug. Massage starts good then the towel came off. She did a good ass massage. When she moved to legs a reached back and moved her hand back to my ass. She got the idea of more ass massage. They know what you want just need to get them to offer it up. After the covered flip the towel did end up not covering anything. That didn't help because she just woldnt do it. Strange cause she allowed me to rub her anywhere. When I rubbed between her legs she was grinding back hard. Well got nothing. Massage was good. Not sure If I will try anymore there since there is another place 5 minutes from there.

Also went to LFBC olf location because the new Lakeview was packed. Damn perv guys found Joannes place and I think 100 guys moved into it. Anyway I went across the hall and they were happy to see me. Nice dress and good massage. She even asked about across the hall. I played dumb which is easy cause I am. I was able to touch anything but she wouldn't suck and she wouldn't rub her ass on my junk. So its just a decent lady half naked doing a HJ.

Also was at S&H on bolsa. Got linny? Some weird sounding name like that. I saw her walking around and asked for her. She's tiny and like 20. Naked massage She did like all the other routines here. Climbed on top rubbed her crotch on top of my head I turned and kissed her thigh. She grinded lots iafter that but big deal its the back of my head. Ass massage was good no reaching under. Turn over with towel covering just the tip. She light touched the balls lots and the towel did fall to the floor. She wouldn't do it. Said you do it. Even helping her she wouldn't do it. She was cute and young. Bummer cause I don't think she will even on return visits. She's young and guys ask for her all the time she says so she does good. I tipped her 10. On way out I saw another guy leaving after his massage with a good looking slutty dresses girl I hit him up walking down the stairs. He said he has seen her 3 times and she won't wank. But she's ok with touching her. So she's out too. He wanted my girl I told him she won't wank either. He was off to happy happy said he gets BJ there. Hard to believe cause I never heard of more then HJ there.

Is Joanne working again?

[Chogori]

Was over on Fern on Friday. Lila, Avenue, Dae, Aroma, and Rest Stop are all closed. Not sure what happened. Dae has been gone for some time. Tobacco place there now. Even Patio Cafe in the same complex is closed.

Which is your favorite?

1) Lila.

2) Avenue.

3) Dae.

4) Aroma.

5) Lavender.

[SCJohn]

Went to the massage place on Alicia Pkwy next to Albertsons again. It is a weird location but I have been there more then a few times. This time I got a girl I had before and she was all smiles and even a quick hug. Massage starts good then the towel came off. She did a good ass massage. When she moved to legs a reached back and moved her hand back to my ass. She got the idea of more ass massage. They know what you want just need to get them to offer it up. After the covered flip the towel did end up not covering anything. That didn't help because she just woldnt do it. Strange cause she allowed me to rub her anywhere. When I rubbed between her legs she was grinding back hard. Well got nothing. Massage was good. Not sure If I will try anymore there since there is another place 5 minutes from there.

Thanks for the intel. Been meaning to try that place out as it's on my way home and I shop at that Albertsons. Would be great to get a HE along with groceries. For a legit massage Diamond Spa is cheap. I don't there there's any are&T places in MV. But LF isn't too far a drive.

[Wally Wally]

Went to the massage place on Alicia Pkwy next to Albertsons again. It is a weird location but I have been there more then a few times. This time I got a girl I had before and she was all smiles and even a quick hug. Massage starts good then the towel came off. She did a good ass massage. When she moved to legs a reached back and moved her hand back to my ass. She got the idea of more ass massage. They know what you want just need to get them to offer it up. After the covered flip the towel did end up not covering anything. That didn't help because she just woldnt do it. Strange cause she allowed me to rub her anywhere. When I rubbed between her legs she was grinding back hard. Well got nothing. Massage was good. Not sure If I will try anymore there since there is another place 5 minutes from there.

Also went to LFBC olf location because the new Lakeview was packed. Damn perv guys found Joannes place and I think 100 guys moved into it. Anyway I went across the hall and they were happy to see me. Nice dress and good massage. She even asked about across the hall. I played dumb which is easy cause I am. I was able to touch anything but she wouldn't suck and she wouldn't rub her ass on my junk. So its just a decent lady half naked doing a HJ.

Also was at S&H on bolsa. Got linny? Some weird sounding name like that. I saw her walking around and asked for her. She's tiny and like 20. Naked massage She did like all the other routines here. Climbed on top rubbed her crotch on top of my head I turned and kissed her thigh. She grinded lots iafter that but big deal its the back of my head. Ass massage was good no reaching under. Turn over with towel covering just the tip. She light touched the balls lots and the towel did fall to the floor. She wouldn't do it. Said you do it. Even helping her she wouldn't do it. She was cute and young. Bummer cause I don't think she will even on return visits. She's young and guys ask for her all the time she says so she does good. I tipped her 10. On way out I saw another guy leaving after his massage with a good looking slutty dresses girl I hit him up walking down the stairs. He said he has seen her 3 times and she won't wank. But she's ok with touching her. So she's out too. He wanted my girl I told him she won't wank either. He was off to happy happy said he gets BJ there. Hard to believe cause I never heard of more then HJ there.

[AlexRodriguez]

I recently tried out the place in SA that claim to have some of the guru refugees and asked for the allegedly petite Asian coco.

What I got was a middle-aged, decidedly not petite asian coco.

She was ok looking and nice enough, but the service was very non-GFE and frankly, not very exciting.

It was supposed to be a 40 min nuru session, but it was more like 20 min oil massage & 10 min oil b2 b rub with a HJ finish that took some serious concentration.

Tip was pleaded for and then frowned upon at 40.

Will not repeat. Do not recommend.

[GodOfColumbin3]

Unfortunately, the ParadiseFeet and NuruGuru webpages are now officially down No clue if my faves from that location in Cypress are elsewhere around OC, but I was going to start by going to Veronica on Fairview in SA and inquiring during my session.

[MrNoodly]

Earlier this month, someone posted that C&C had re-opened. They were also good enough to post a link to the BP ad.

I took a look at the RM site. Funny: C&C's image is of the old place, and the map illustration still points to the old locationbut the address seems to have been updated (same as the BP ad).

Does anyone know if the new place has showersor does it not have showers (like the old facility?)

I wouldn't count on RM being up-to-the-minute current.

[DutchTreat]

Lavender. Anything on Fern Street generally blows and isn't worth the drama of being heckled by one of the neighboring AMP's.

Dutch.

Which is your favorite?

1) Lila.

2) Avenue.

3) Dae.

4) Aroma.

5) Lavender.

[Hornilius69]

Which is your favorite?

1) Lila.

2) Avenue.

3) Dae.

4) Aroma.

5) Lavender.

5,4,3. 2,1.

[DarthSpiker]

Which is your favorite?

1) Lila.

2) Avenue.

3) Dae.

4) Aroma.

5) Lavender.

[Qeast]

Earlier this month, someone posted that C&C had re-opened. They were also good enough to post a link to the BP ad.

I took a look at the RM site. Funny: C&C's image is of the old place, and the map illustration still points to the old locationbut the address seems to have been updated (same as the BP ad).

Does anyone know if the new place has showersor does it not have showers (like the old facility?)

[PhineasPhreak]

Haha. The classic "she wants you to read her mind" argument and subsequent fall out. There could be a myriad of reasons she got pissed and yelled, but we never seem to ever guess correctly. Yup. We've been there, done that.