Massage Parlor Reports

[PhineasPhreak]

Saw a hot F doll named Kathy down in the El Toro area. I am not loyal to any particular store, but it was the place with suite number #A111. These days if I find a good one, I always try to get her digits. Anyhoo,

Kathy has super long hair down to her ass, she wears sexy clothes with high heels, and she has a hot body. She looks like a aamp girl and she does fetch a bit more than the average gal, but her service was really good. She didn't short me on the time and didn't mind doing 1 hour. So I did tip accordingly for the hour. She really is a head turner and she said she didn't mind if I gave out her phone to my friends. I consider usasguide to be my friend, so here goes. (7 i4) exx exes exx- Nine Ocho Ocho One.

[James D 2004]

It was supposed to fool the cops / pigs / LEO / ass sniffers.

Am I right?

Never underestimate your enemy; they have at least a high school diploma. It may be fooling someone in the 1st few months but not after 20 years. Do we need more updated confusion; a hologramic silence cone?

Do they care about the amount of money? They have known to charge prostitutes soliciting sex for a taco.

[Caribe]

It was supposed to fool the cops / pigs / LEO / ass sniffers.

Am I right?

Right! Just like that ol' cone of silence. It confuses everyone trying to use it but those on the outside know exactly what's going on.

[SpikeBites]

Didn't someone say that a new MP opened up at the same location as Nuru Guru? Has anyone gone to check it out?

[YellowFinTuna]

Went over to Amazing on Edwards last week and it was the best MP layout I've ever been to. Relatively new place with reasonable size rooms, clean, tall ceilings, walls up to the ceiling (good AC) and locks on the doors (first time I've ever seen that). Parking was so-so and not much anonymity.

Attitude was a 10, price was. 4 for 30 min and. 4 for 60 min. I guess mostly they only do 30 min. , but I usually do 60 and they said ok. Massage was a 2-3 on a scale of 10 but the handshake was a 7-8. Nothing special except that both masseuses participated for the price of 1, I guess because it was a slow day. Finished me off in 20 minutes and they started the massage again but I asked to leave (because it was only a 2 massage by that time). Super generous with the oil which was nice but kinda weak and without structure on the massage. It can only get better at this place so I may go back but too many other places to explore right now to settle on this one.

[ChrisPoontang]

I always wondered who it was supposed to fool. For you oldies, it works as well as CONTROL's Cone of Silence!

It was supposed to fool the cops / pigs / LEO / ass sniffers.

Am I right?

[Caribe]

Please let that notation die, it does absolutely nothing other than confuse anyone.

I always wondered who it was supposed to fool. For you oldies, it works as well as CONTROL's Cone of Silence!

[AsianPussy]

$4? Are you saying, in regular notation, $40? $140? Or some other amount?

Jeez, I'm not sure how the forum newbies somehow understand this kind of notation is used, but never understand how to use it correctly or how confusing it is.

Please let that notation die, it does absolutely nothing other than confuse anyone.

[Oc Amper]

$40. So just so everyone can learn by the Senior members previous adventures at AMP. Explain, in you experience what's expected and what is a fair price. I didn't want to give to many details for uncle LEO. I plan on going to AMP again and don't have time to learn all the nuances. So help everyone (if you like) so we can have a great time while partaking in the AMP.

Thank you.

Usually, forty / fifty bucks is for a half-hour massage with an hour coming in at fifty or sixty bucks. If it is a full service parlor, especially Koreans, you'll be asked to turn over very soon. The others, maybe around the half way point.

From there, its up to you to some degree. Get a boner, she'll ask some questions and off you go. Tips expected is usually forty for 30 minutes and a handy, one or one twenty for screwing.

Naturally, some places charge more, not so many charge / expect less.

The LEO thing, they know what is up. They aren't stupid. I haven't said anything that can't be found in just a few minutes on this very forum or other places.

The value of the forum, is information. Cryptic messages are generally not so helpful to any.

[McCooker]

5* in SA tempted me in with the offer of. 3 for an hour long massage. That's the good part. Not the most attractive masseuses though; everyone I saw there, along with my own provider, was pushing a little beyond that MILF range. Would be easier for me to go along with if the massage part was at least decent, but I can't say that it was. . 7 total dmg, fine if you're on a tight budget and aren't really looking at your provider.

[ManUp]

$4? Are you saying, in regular notation, $40? $140? Or some other amount?

Jeez, I'm not sure how the forum newbies somehow understand this kind of notation is used, but never understand how to use it correctly or how confusing it is.

$40. So just so everyone can learn by the Senior members previous adventures at AMP. Explain, in you experience what's expected and what is a fair price. I didn't want to give to many details for uncle LEO. I plan on going to AMP again and don't have time to learn all the nuances. So help everyone (if you like) so we can have a great time while partaking in the AMP.

Thank you.

[Member #6326]

Well, finally popped my AMP cherry. It was a fun experience and went to Honey and wasn't disappointed. Paid the usual and had Ally for the day. She massaged, tickled, teased, and eventually did her magic. I probably would go again and check out the other girls.

On the other note, I visited Rose in GG and that place was closed around lunch time. I guess they open when they feel like since I called around 5 and they picked up the phone. Maybe next time I'll go on a busier day like Friday.

[Oc Amper]

Went into AMP of ward and Bolsa. Went upstairs to find 4 Asian providers and a empty place. I've never visited a AMP (newbe) so I used the head then came out and Mamasan said no foot massage only body. I could not partake because of the scent from the lotion. She said no lotion $4 for 1 hour. I asked if I can just cut the massage and get spacial treatment because I have to get home. She would bend. Any advise for the next time. Place is upstairs from Just Dental in the same building.

$4? Are you saying, in regular notation, $40? $140? Or some other amount?

Jeez, I'm not sure how the forum newbies somehow understand this kind of notation is used, but never understand how to use it correctly or how confusing it is.

[ManUp]

She would bend?

Did she or did she not complete the mission?

The place you are talking about is a sure thing. I was there on Saturday and it was fine. What advice are you asking for? Your post is very confusing.

I ment to say she would not bend the rules.

[ManUp]

I PM you. Sorry about confusion. I was trying not to break any rules here.