Massage Parlor Reports

[RealSexyPanda]

Place behind Staters on Newport Blvd in Costa Mesa:

Old money hungry viet. NOT worth it. Less than five minutes of rub and then a rushed HJ with no touch.

She was only one and eager to close. Top worst experience ever.

Oasis on el toro:

Looking for Jacqueline but got Jennifer. Good massage and my MILF fantasy fulfilled. She is older but will be back to assess any other menu possibilities besides just HJ.

[Blrtum223]

Hi All,

I'm sure you've noticed HS has a lot of new girls. I usually like to stick with girls I've seen before and know what I'm getting. I recently went outside my comfort zone and tried Kelly. I was not disappointed and WILL repeat. She truly enjoys her work, and really knows how to push your buttons. She's only been there for about a month. I anticipate she will become a favorite on this board. I've had Novia before-and Kelly is far better IMO. Her pic on instagram is a fair representation, she's a beautiful girl. Her personality is even more awesome, and you are the center of her world during your session. She basically makes you feel like you're her boyfriend, and she's happy to satisfy you after a long days work. I could write about her for days. But I need to get going to see her again right now. Feel free to ask any questions, I"m happy to help everyone avoid wasting time on newbies. This is one newbie that is a winning choice.

How's her massage and body type? Nice ass or rack?

[SpideyLennon]

Hey brother,

How much was the total damage?

Hi All,

I'm sure you've noticed HS has a lot of new girls. I usually like to stick with girls I've seen before and know what I'm getting. I recently went outside my comfort zone and tried Kelly. I was not disappointed and WILL repeat. She truly enjoys her work, and really knows how to push your buttons. She's only been there for about a month. I anticipate she will become a favorite on this board. I've had Novia before-and Kelly is far better IMO. Her pic on instagram is a fair representation, she's a beautiful girl. Her personality is even more awesome, and you are the center of her world during your session. She basically makes you feel like you're her boyfriend, and she's happy to satisfy you after a long days work. I could write about her for days. But I need to get going to see her again right now. Feel free to ask any questions, I"m happy to help everyone avoid wasting time on newbies. This is one newbie that is a winning choice.

[Mhsm2014]

I can't believe you guys are actually talking about the spa at 23331 el toro.

Google that address and the word "bust" and tell me what you see lmao. You guys need to be safer.

I saw a girl at Golden Touch that I previously saw at this address and she confirmed they were visited by LE. What happened exactly I don't know but I've now heard and read this sort of thing multiple times about this place so I won't ever go back. Maybe it's nothing to worry about but why risk it? Plenty of similar places where nobody is talking about busts. I'll stick with those. Also I spoke negatively about Golden Touch before but I think I've changed my tune on it. A little pricey but always hot girls with great, unrushed service. Last session I had there was incredible.

[Skinny Dugan]

I just had a session at 6 star on Brookhurst and as I was leaving I saw Youngzi in a strip mall. I decided to pop in just to check it out and hopefully see some girls in the lobby. PPsn was friendly enough and so I told him that I usually go across the street but wanted to try a new spot. When I asked if there were any girls that were similar his eyes got big and he said "oh yes". He recommended Mia, Amy and Jennifer. Has anyone seen these girls?

[Sound7]

Coco, Lisa, Ana, Lili, . Each has her own touch for FM and BM.

Request by name not encouraged by the new owners. Typical response.." busy, not working today. By appointment request... Did you Call"

Are you on WeChat, QQ, Line, Zalo? Track the AMT availability by their preference of "Seeking Friends".
Set up the Scan ... Ready to go.
Speaking few kindness words in "Chinese" goes a long way in getting good 60 minute massage in most cases.
Words like okay, thank you and bye on the way out can set the tone too for next time. These MTs have very limited interaction but some new younger arrivals English skills is better and expecting greater fee too. "Massage good", "see you again", "water.".. common phrases by new MTs.
WeChat has Microsoft translator but the Google translator is the Gold Standard IMHO.

Some AMT relocate frequently.
Good luck.

That one works in the main room. I believe her name is Lisa. She is cute. She doesn't like to do private room sessions and if she does, it's legit.

[DunKirk666]

What I want in my ideal session is:

1. A young, pretty girl. Don't we all?

2. I get to pick from a lineup of at least 2. More is better.

3. She gets completely nude for the session. Not the quick pull top down and skirt up like the Asian providers.

4. Sweet personality. Someone I'd consider dating if it wasn't for the obvious (I was still single and closer to her age).

5. A non-rushed experience where I get the full hour I pay for.

6. Some amount of mutual touch. I don't need FIV or anything, just want to be able to feel her up a little.

7. A HE, and if 1-6 are met I'm perfectly content with a HJ.

All of that is available in some other markets and used to be available around here. Maybe it still is. I find it hard to believe that it's dropped completely off the face of the earth. But if it is it's nearly impossible to find.

Toronto has body rub places that are perfectly legal where you get all of that. They're a little pricey, but definitely meet the criteria, and it's nice not having to worry about any possibility of LE showing up. You can get a "nude reverse" massage where she rubs you down head to toe, and you get to do the same to her, then she does the HJ. The girls strip completely the moment they walk into your room, and they're all hot and sweet. Unfortunately I don't go to Toronto anymore.

There used to be places in a small town about an hour west of Chicago that made the drive well worth it. They finally got shut down after 20+ years. You'd start in a hot tub with the girl. She'd come out in a swimsuit and the key to having a good experience was knowing that you had to take the swimsuit off of her before getting into the hot tub. She wouldn't do it herself. Another HJ place but always a great experience there. I don't know if anyplace else like it anywhere in the US.

Around here, I had places I'd go to for nude body slide. They were always working out of big houses in Bel Air or Beverly Hills. They advertised in the LA Xpress and it usually said something like "I'm a college girl, not a pro, and I give a full body on body massage at my place nude". It was for real. Young, hot, sweet girls would get completely naked, oil up their tits, and spend an hour rubbing them all over you while having nice conversation before the HJ finish. I also had a couple places I went to for legit nude massage. A full CMT quality massage except with the girl completely naked, and of course a HJ finish. My favorite operated out of an apartment in North Hollywood. It was 2 British girls and you could get one for $80 or both for $140. They used to advertise in the LA Weekly, which no longer has classifieds.

I have to believe places like that are still out there somewhere. But with Backpage no longer around and Craigslist no longer allowing those types of ads, and I'm not even sure where to find LAXpress anymore or if the ads in it are worth anything, if they're around they're probably mostly word of mouth.

Yeah you can still find it but it will cost you in time and money. Most mongers are not willing to shell out money for exploration and research only to be disappointed. So if you're up to the task you'll have to TOFTT many times to find that diamond amongst the rubble.

[Caribe]

Relative younger MT now. $20 Foot Massage.

That one works in the main room. I believe her name is Lisa. She is cute. She doesn't like to do private room sessions and if she does, it's legit.

[Sound7]

Relative younger MT now. $20 Foot Massage.

Ah, ok thanks for that intel! That's what I thought, but all the recent talk about F&C / Anna had me wondering. Yes, old Anna pretty much didn't care how much you gave her.

[FishyChips]

Visited old friend Ginnie at her newish location.

Still got giant sagging tits and still rimming.

She said she remembers me but it's been over 10 years since my last visit and she was old bad then.

4 to the house for half hour and. 6 to Ginnie for letting me slap around them heavy hangers.

[Grimmy23]

I used to see a Amy that worked right next to the Costco in Huntington Beach off the 405 and beach. Saw a couple different Amys there and they both gave the best full hour mode massage and body slide. Both were gnd looking and were spinners so nothing big up top. But that was fun and enjoyable. Always try the number once in awhile just to see if they are back but damn wish they were still around. Does anyone know of any girls working in that apt complex next to Costco that offer the full hour massage like that.

What I want in my ideal session is:

1. A young, pretty girl. Don't we all?

2. I get to pick from a lineup of at least 2. More is better.

3. She gets completely nude for the session. Not the quick pull top down and skirt up like the Asian providers.

4. Sweet personality. Someone I'd consider dating if it wasn't for the obvious (I was still single and closer to her age).

5. A non-rushed experience where I get the full hour I pay for.

6. Some amount of mutual touch. I don't need FIV or anything, just want to be able to feel her up a little.

7. A HE, and if 1-6 are met I'm perfectly content with a HJ.

All of that is available in some other markets and used to be available around here. Maybe it still is. I find it hard to believe that it's dropped completely off the face of the earth. But if it is it's nearly impossible to find.

Toronto has body rub places that are perfectly legal where you get all of that. They're a little pricey, but definitely meet the criteria, and it's nice not having to worry about any possibility of LE showing up. You can get a "nude reverse" massage where she rubs you down head to toe, and you get to do the same to her, then she does the HJ. The girls strip completely the moment they walk into your room, and they're all hot and sweet. Unfortunately I don't go to Toronto anymore.

There used to be places in a small town about an hour west of Chicago that made the drive well worth it. They finally got shut down after 20+ years. You'd start in a hot tub with the girl. She'd come out in a swimsuit and the key to having a good experience was knowing that you had to take the swimsuit off of her before getting into the hot tub. She wouldn't do it herself. Another HJ place but always a great experience there. I don't know if anyplace else like it anywhere in the US.

Around here, I had places I'd go to for nude body slide. They were always working out of big houses in Bel Air or Beverly Hills. They advertised in the LA Xpress and it usually said something like "I'm a college girl, not a pro, and I give a full body on body massage at my place nude". It was for real. Young, hot, sweet girls would get completely naked, oil up their tits, and spend an hour rubbing them all over you while having nice conversation before the HJ finish. I also had a couple places I went to for legit nude massage. A full CMT quality massage except with the girl completely naked, and of course a HJ finish. My favorite operated out of an apartment in North Hollywood. It was 2 British girls and you could get one for $80 or both for $140. They used to advertise in the LA Weekly, which no longer has classifieds.

I have to believe places like that are still out there somewhere. But with Backpage no longer around and Craigslist no longer allowing those types of ads, and I'm not even sure where to find LAXpress anymore or if the ads in it are worth anything, if they're around they're probably mostly word of mouth.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Or has the MP scene gotten exceptionally bad in recent years? I got back into a little mongering this week for the first time in a couple years. Yeah, there are some places with hot young girls that are nice to look at, but the service is abysmal and rushed. All of these places in bedpage advertise "text for pics," "you choose," "nuru," and "backdoor available. " The pics are never anywhere close to accurate. There is never a choice. They always only have one girl available when you show up. "Nuru" places usually don't really offer nuru. They're just another name for a typical rub & tug joint. Backdoor. Well I'm sure it's available somewhere but not that common. Not that I'm into that really but it's a bucket list thing and I've never found it around here. Almost always at MPs I find I'm in and out of the place in about 15-20 minutes. The girls are mostly about getting you in, getting you off, and getting you back out the door as quickly as possible. That's why I enjoyed my session with Zelda so much, even though she's older and not really attractive. It was all about my orgasm and nothing else.

20 years or so ago, before the internet was a dominating force, I was always able to find nice experiences with young pretty girls in places like the LAXpress. I'd get lots of nude massages with happy ending. Literally a legit type hour massage like you'd get in a real spa, except with the girl Completely naked and a HJ finish. I'd also find lots of "body on body" massages where a young girl would do a nuru type slide over me for an hour while having nice conversation, and finish with a HJ. I don't need anything more than a HJ really. In fact I'd much rather get "just a HJ" with a young, pretty girl than a rushed BJ or FS from an MP that just wants me out the door as quickly as possible. Those kinds of places have become difficult to impossible to find though. Are there any still out there?

Things were good 5 to 10 years ago.

[NailBoiz1]

Just curious has anybody try this Latins place in Garden Grove off Katella that claims to be open until 4 am? Prices? Offer? Any info would be much appreciated.

[DunKirk666]

Or has the MP scene gotten exceptionally bad in recent years? I got back into a little mongering this week for the first time in a couple years. Yeah, there are some places with hot young girls that are nice to look at, but the service is abysmal and rushed. All of these places in bedpage advertise "text for pics, you choose, nuru, and backdoor available. " The pics are never anywhere close to accurate. There is never a choice. They always only have one girl available when you show up. Nuru places usually don't really offer nuru. They're just another name for a typical rub & tug joint. Backdoor. Well I'm sure it's available somewhere but not that common. Not that I'm into that really but it's a bucket list thing and I've never found it around here. Almost always at MPs I find I'm in and out of the place in about 15-20 minutes. The girls are mostly about getting you in, getting you off, and getting you back out the door as quickly as possible. That's why I enjoyed my session with Zelda so much, even though she's older and not really attractive. It was all about my orgasm and nothing else.

20 years or so ago, before the internet was a dominating force, I was always able to find nice experiences with young pretty girls in places like the LAXpress. I'd get lots of nude massages with happy ending. Literally a legit type hour massage like you'd get in a real spa, except with the girl Completely naked and a HJ finish. I'd also find lots of "body on body" massages where a young girl would do a nuru type slide over me for an hour while having nice conversation, and finish with a HJ. I don't need anything more than a HJ really. In fact I'd much rather get "just a HJ" with a young, pretty girl than a rushed BJ or FS from an MP that just wants me out the door as quickly as possible. Those kinds of places have become difficult to impossible to find though. Are there any still out there?

Yeah there are HJ places out there with hot young girls but you're not going to get away with a $40 tip. They know they are hot and expect ridiculous tips. Had it happen recently at Newport Mesa. Hot Viet offered a basic HJ and wanted $100. So if you're willing to pay that then you won't have a problem. Most won't pay prices for a rushed handy.

[DPR85]

I've been lurking for a bit around here and just wanted to contribute my short experience.

Harmony Spa.

Like others have mentioned, Lena is a bit tits MILF. She's pricey (. 6 Handshake and there's more on the menu). Massage is 6/10 and decent handshake. Cici is probably the best looking. Young and a 7/10 body I think. Massage and handshake pretty standard. . 4 for the HE.

Vy Massage.

This has been my go to because of the price. Although it seems that in the past week they're under new management so I'm not sure what the deal is now. I mostly went with Julie or Jenny. Julie is a big tits Latina. Looks were 6/10 (no ass). She gave a decent massage 6-7/10 and good handshake for. 4. I think I even remember a Russian finish but YMMV. Jenny is a young viet. Not fat not skinny, she has a good body for my taste 7/10 (good ass). Decent massage 6-7/10 and good handshake for. 40. Linda is a viet in her 30's I think. Good body with C bolts on. Massage was 5/10 and HE was standard for. 4.

Luxury Golden Spa.

Went here because of the table shower but ended up being serviced by the mms so my experience wasn't great. She offered he but I just couldn't do it with her. I might give it another try.