Massage Parlor Reports

[OCcruisin]

Sara was bathing me in preparation for my time in the Sukebe chair. She had just washed my hair and I had declined her offer to join me in the massive tub. Sara turned her attention to my back, lathered me up and began to wash it. Working in sections, she washed my body from head to toe. I had a huge hard on when she washed my privates but she seemed delighted with the effect she was having on me. She was very thorough when she washed between my ass cheeks and took great care to get my asshole perfectly clean. Her diligence in scrubbing my nether regions made me realize she was really going to give me a rimjob. I took another large sip of my wine as I enjoyed Sara's touch. After she was satisfied that I was squeaky clean, she rinsed me off with the portable shower head. Again, great attention was paid to the cleanliness of my asshole and I kept imagining her soft little lips on my rosebud. The Sukebe twins had obviously done this before because as soon as Sara started to drain the tub, Koko emerged holding some warm towels. She placed a large towel on the floor and Sara helped me out of the tub to stand on it. Koko grabbed the "humility" pillow and Sara began to dry me off with a second warm towel. She was very thorough and after a few moments I was dry. Sara handed me a clean warm towel and I put it around my waist. It did very little to conceal my erection and Sara looked very pleased with herself. She led me to a small padded bench in the corner of the bathroom and invited me to sit down. Then she knelt before me on the pink humility pillow that Koko had apparently placed there before leaving the room. Once she was on her knees she looked up at me very innocently. We maintained eye contact for a few seconds and my erection forced its way out of the towel. Pre-cum had pooled around the tip and Sara leaned slowly forward and licked it off. Once she had cleaned up the fluid with her tongue, Sara applied some moisturizing lotion to my feet and started to give me a foot massage. It felt fantastic as she knelt before me attending to my feet as if they were the most important things on the planet. I let her work on my feet for several minutes enjoying the visual of her kneeling before me in her pink bathing suit. My cock was standing straight up having parted the towel. It was throbbing and a steady flow of pre-cum ran down the shaft. Every few minutes Sara would stop the foot massage briefly and clean up my mess with her soft tongue. She looked directly in my eyes smiling as she did so. She never actually took my cock into her mouth even though I was praying that she would. She just used her tongue to clean up my leaking fluid by licking the full length of my shaft from my balls to my cock head. Finally, I could stand it no more. My balls were literally aching from the extended tease and anticipation. My heart was beating fast and my breathing was ragged. I needed to compose myself so I patted her on the top of her head and said "Good girl Sara. That felt great". She arose gracefully from her knees and returned with a pair of silk slippers and a bathrobe. She helped me get dressed and we walked into the living room. Koko was there and as she handed me my wine she gave me a very sweet smile. "Relax, we will be back soon" she told me as the Sukebe twins left the room.

Damn dude this sounds like what I need! Haha. I'm new on here. Been to a handful of places in OC. I like good massages along with the HJ. Never knew what else I should go for or risk. Not sure I'd want to take the risk of catching something but got a couple BJs.

Is this service through Sara and Koko a normal thing they offer? How much time and what is the damage?

To give intel, I've been to the day spa spot on harbor / adams for pretty cute girls, good service and a good HJ reach around and feeling around allowed.

[TravelerMike]

Driving from LA to Irvine and remembered an ad for a place on Edwards. Thought I'd stop. It's on Edwards, right next to Westminster ave. Walked in and was met by cute Asian (Crystal) in a tight mini dress. Very giggly. Asked if I'd been before and gave only appropriate answer. Looking good. Asked for an hour. Shown to typical room and instruction was "get fully undressed and get face down". Looking good. Now it goes downhill.

As I sit to remove shoes, Crystal says "Mary will do your massage". "Not you?" "She will start and I will be back to finish. Trust me, you will love it". Weird for me, but OK. Lie down and ignore the washcloth at the end of the table. Wait a couple minutes and in walks Mary-Granny! And, not GILF. Oh no. But, her massage was actually OK, if short. Maybe 20 minutes. Lots of good pressure. More attention to ass than I'm used to. No teasing. Doubt it would have done any good she is so unattractive. Not a word spoken. When she finishes, she leaves.

Crystal comes back in cooing about how handsome, yada, yada. A bit of massage and I ask "if only half hour, then only you?" She says yes, but she likes to have Mary start because, "I am not as good at massage as her". Correct. After a few minutes of her sitting on me rubbing, she starts teasing. At this point another girl comes in and rubs, too. Good. She says "next time ask for me, Tiffany", then walks over to little table, grabs something and walks out.

Time to flip. More ooohing and ahhing over how handsome I am (I'm average) and how she loves my cock, which is "so big" (again average). She asks what she can do for me and I ask for BJ. "No, we don't do that. I will do "best handjob". I ask if she will take off dress. "oh yes, for you the best". Top comes down and mini rises to show off panties. Allowed FOV, but moved to make it hard to reach. When I did put finger, "Oh, you're making me come". Yeah, right. In 30 seconds?

Then jackhammer starts. Ask to slow and pay attention to the boys. Play with boobs, she licks my nipples, allows finger roaming and immediately starts with "come for me, baby". I ask about her bolt ons and if she will give me Russian. "No. We don't do anything but hand. I will get in trouble". Slows for a minute and starts hammering again. I focus on finishing. Do, wipes and off we go. I realize I was shorted 20 minutes. "Come see me again. If you want hand". Damage was 60 Massage and 40 tip.

Worst I've had in OC. Will not return.

[Mansis]

Just to inform members to save your time and money. Relatively new at harbor boulevard, Costa mesa. Anything but happy. . 45 for an hour. Medium quality massage. Neither offered extras nor asked. You can have foot massage for 25/ hour and in my opinion that is the best you can do there.

[HalfOfAsemi]

Went to Sunset a few weeks ago and got taken care of by Tina who also said she went by LaLa. Hmmm.

Awesome massage. Easily better than "legit" massages I've had at other places. I'd have gone back just for the rub. Afterwards she said there was new ownership, no FS, HJ only, though she was amendable eventually to DATY+HJ.

Went back again last week, specifically setting up an appointment with her. Got someone else who was awful and can't recall the name. Trying to blot it from my memory, no doubt. Guy at the front said her name was Tina, but she said it wasn't. Lesson learned, I think.

Any feedback on who "LaLa" might be or what that is? Assume it's not a code or anything. ?

[Two Minute Man]

Sara was bathing me in preparation for my time in the Sukebe chair. She had just washed my hair and I had declined her offer to join me in the massive tub. Sara turned her attention to my back, lathered me up and began to wash it. Working in sections, she washed my body from head to toe. I had a huge hard on when she washed my privates but she seemed delighted with the effect she was having on me. She was very thorough when she washed between my ass cheeks and took great care to get my asshole perfectly clean. Her diligence in scrubbing my nether regions made me realize she was really going to give me a rimjob. I took another large sip of my wine as I enjoyed Sara's touch. After she was satisfied that I was squeaky clean, she rinsed me off with the portable shower head. Again, great attention was paid to the cleanliness of my asshole and I kept imagining her soft little lips on my rosebud. The Sukebe twins had obviously done this before because as soon as Sara started to drain the tub, Koko emerged holding some warm towels. She placed a large towel on the floor and Sara helped me out of the tub to stand on it. Koko grabbed the "humility" pillow and Sara began to dry me off with a second warm towel. She was very thorough and after a few moments I was dry. Sara handed me a clean warm towel and I put it around my waist. It did very little to conceal my erection and Sara looked very pleased with herself. She led me to a small padded bench in the corner of the bathroom and invited me to sit down. Then she knelt before me on the pink humility pillow that Koko had apparently placed there before leaving the room. Once she was on her knees she looked up at me very innocently. We maintained eye contact for a few seconds and my erection forced its way out of the towel. Pre-cum had pooled around the tip and Sara leaned slowly forward and licked it off. Once she had cleaned up the fluid with her tongue, Sara applied some moisturizing lotion to my feet and started to give me a foot massage. It felt fantastic as she knelt before me attending to my feet as if they were the most important things on the planet. I let her work on my feet for several minutes enjoying the visual of her kneeling before me in her pink bathing suit. My cock was standing straight up having parted the towel. It was throbbing and a steady flow of pre-cum ran down the shaft. Every few minutes Sara would stop the foot massage briefly and clean up my mess with her soft tongue. She looked directly in my eyes smiling as she did so. She never actually took my cock into her mouth even though I was praying that she would. She just used her tongue to clean up my leaking fluid by licking the full length of my shaft from my balls to my cock head. Finally, I could stand it no more. My balls were literally aching from the extended tease and anticipation. My heart was beating fast and my breathing was ragged. I needed to compose myself so I patted her on the top of her head and said "Good girl Sara. That felt great". She arose gracefully from her knees and returned with a pair of silk slippers and a bathrobe. She helped me get dressed and we walked into the living room. Koko was there and as she handed me my wine she gave me a very sweet smile. "Relax, we will be back soon" she told me as the Sukebe twins left the room.

After they left, I surveyed the room. Koko had obviously prepared the Sukebe chair while Sara was bathing me. The now familiar pillows were placed strategically on either side of the chair. Underneath was another pillow that Sara would use as a head support when she ate the ass of the lucky chair occupant. This pillow was supported by a height adjustable stand so that she could get the required height without using towels as support. The chair was so clean it was gleaming. The twins obviously took great pride in the visual aspect of this pleasure chair. I had an erection that was trying to force its way through the opening in my bathrobe and it was pretty much impossible to conceal. I just couldn't believe that I was about to enjoy Sara's soft lips on my cock and ass. My buddy appeared briefly at the door. His new assistant was with him dialing the next call for him. She was stunning. She was similar in age to Koko and just as beautiful but looked way more high maintenance. Koko was born in Thailand and grew up very poor. Sara was also born in Asia and moved to the US in her twenties. Both girls were used to third world living conditions and had put food on their table by catering to the needs of older men. My buddy's new assistant had "Orange County spoiled *****" written all over her and I wondered how she could afford those Prada shoes on an assistant's salary. As she handed him the phone, he wished me luck and told me he would be in his office if I needed anything. Then they left abruptly as he made his next international phone call. I took my place in the Sukebe chair with a raging hard on. I took a large gulp of my wine to calm my nerves as I waited for Sara and Koko to return.

[Two Minute Man]

First Post Bamboo.

Just want to start off by saying thank you to the usasg for creating this amazing community and a thank you to all the members who contribute their knowledge and experiences. I stumbled upon this site less than a year ago not knowing this world of mongering even existed. Since then, I've been reading through posts for the various locations I travel and so far, my favorites have been Oc and Medellin in the International forums, based on the quality of posts.

A few months ago, after much research, I finally felt comfortable enough to dip my feet and I haven't had time to post my thoughts and share with you my experiences. I'll be posting my experiences as time permits, starting with my most recent one since its fresh in my mind. I know some of you don't like to read lengthy posts, so I'll do a quick rating at the beginning of my post followed by a more detailed summary for those of you like myself who appreciate details.

Bamboo.

Provider: Anna.

Attractive: 6. 5/10.

Massage: 8/10.

Service (s) (HE): 9/10.

Damage: . 3 front door + . 4 tip.

I decided to try out Bamboo after reading some recent reviews on Anna, so I called the place on a Sunday (early afternoon) and asked if she was available. The lady who answered said she was and asked me what time I wanted to come in, so I gave her a time and made my way over there. It was hot that day, my back had been aching all week, the shopping center was busy, and whoever designed the parking lot must own a Fiat because I had a hard time finding an open spot to fit my midsize Suv. Finally found a decent spot and I scoped out the area before hopping out. Predominantly Asian shopping center with lots of people out, so I start looking around for the most discrete way of entering but unfortunately, it's located on the 2nd floor and the stairway and walkway are extremely open. At this point I take a swig of water (all I had unfortunately) and say fuck it, as I slowly open the door, I accidentally tapped the car next to me on the way out haha! I make my way through the parking lot and up the staircase and the only person who even noticed me was some semi-homeless looking older Asian guy smoking a cigarette by the staircase. At this point I start to feel more relaxed and am excited about at the very least the massage I'm going to receive since my back had been killing me all week.

I open the door and enter a small waiting room; I go straight to the lady at the reception desk and tell her I'm there to see Anna. She tells me it's. 3 for an hour and to have a seat. There was an Asian couple and a friend of theirs, who looked like they all just finished playing golf, so then I thought maybe this is just a regular massage place. I sit down on the only seat available close to a curtained entrance and I try to peak through, but it literally looked pitch black. After maybe five minutes of waiting, the receptionist comes back with whom I assume is Anna popping her head through the curtains and she tells me to follow her. As I'm getting up, she quickly reaches to grab my hand to lead me, but accidentally rubbed my package. I quickly look around to see if the group noticed and get pulled past the curtains (I start to get a bit excited about what I'm about to experience). As she leads me into the large room past the curtains, I realize it's so dark that I felt like I went blind. She was also walking so fast that I did not have a chance to adjust my eyes and see who else was around, but it sounded like there were many people around me. As we're walking through a maze of dark objects (which I realized on the way out were people and massage tables out in the open room) she lets go of my hand and I start wishing my super power was echo location because I literally almost tripped over another massage therapists legs. Finally make it to the very end of the large room and she rushes me into a makeshift curtained room. There is a dim light, so I can see the massage table in front of me and my vision finally starts to adjust. She tells me to get undressed and that she will be back. As I'm getting undressed, I can faintly hear people in the next curtained room, but as I mentioned I was taken to the very last room so at that point I'm still hopeful about getting something other than a massage. I lay fully naked on my chest with my arms about my head to be able to feel around and I don't bother to put the towel on.

Anna walks in and starts to get situated at the head of the massage table but the first thing she does is grab my hands and move them to my side. She then gets some oil and starts to massage my back and at that point she hadn't really talked to me other than a simple few words. She started to say something to me (almost whispering) as she is massaging me, and I had to ask her to repeat it twice because I could not understand what she was saying. At this point, the massage felt pretty good, but I knew I was going to have a difficult time understanding her and communicating to her what I wanted due to the combination of lack of English and the super quiet environment because of the curtained rooms and people in the open area.

The massage was skillfully done and amazing, as she worked her way down to my lower body, I started to get excited because it seemed she had no problem teasing me here and there. As we got closer and closer to what I assume was the 30 min mark her teasing became more aggressive and less accidental which get me rock hard and I spread my legs a bit more to give her better access. Finally, she taps me on my shoulder and tells me to turn so I oblige her. I am not on my back and she is siting at the foot of the table and she adjusts one of my legs at an angle and starts to massage up and down from my ankle to my package and I am grinning with joy haha. She then starts to say something to me, but I couldn't understand her to save my life. Over the course of repeating it five times to me, I realize she is getting frustrated and I'm telling her I'm sorry I can't understand what you're saying. The fourth time she inches closer towards me and I hear here a little better, but the main issue was that I couldn't understand what she was saying: I think I vaguely heard her say something about 1, 2, or 3. I don't know if she was asking how many times I've been there, how many dogs I have, or what I wanted to order off of her secret menu haha As I mentioned, at that point I could tell she was getting frustrated so in my head I said, fuck it order combo #1 and hope for the best haha. So, on her fifth time repeating it to me I just quickly say, "ohhhh 1. 1 time please?" She replied, "ohh 1" and said something else that I didn't understand but during the game of charades she has continued to massage and caress my package, so I am rock hard still. Finally, after that whole lost in translation debacle she starts to fully focus on my penis massaging with both hands and then switching to one hand and massaging my balls with the other hand. It was an incredible experience and as much as I wanted to explode, I held it to fully savor the rest of my time. At the end of my HE she cleaned me up and massaged my head and arms. She finally told me our time had finished and starts to hand my clothes so I can get dressed. She tells me something but all I think I understood was the words hot tea so I respond, "Did you say hot tea?" and she responds quickly, " hot tea okay" and rushes out the curtained room before I realize I just ordered hot tea haha. So, I finish getting dressed and look at my phone to check the time and I realize my experience was an hour on the dot. So, I get. 4 ready in-hand and as she walks back in, she hands me a little Styrofoam cup filled with hot tea and I hand her the money. I tell her thank you and take a sip of the tea since I didn't want to be an asshole and say, sorry I didn't want tea. She tells me thank you and to call for her next time and I told her I would definitely be coming back. Overall, it was an incredible experience and her massage / HE skills have left me wanting to go back for more.

Hope you enjoyed the read and please feel free to give me any pointers about posting if you think I missed some important information you all typically look for in a post. I'll also be posting soon about my most recent strip club experiences (Fritz and Satin) along with my "massage" FS experiences at Detox and Star.

Best,

PwrRngr1.

Thanks PwrRngr1 for the great contribution. Nice to see a new member posting a review instead of immediately asking a ton of questions.

[Two Minute Man]

Hit Detox for the first time. I was the first customer in right at opening. As soon as I entered the Latina MMS upfront immediately took me back to a room, just "hello, you come back here." I paid the house fee. 4 up front, and asked how many providers were working. She sent in the two Latinas, one by one, both in late 20's to mid 30's (hard to tell), round asses. I couldn't really tell the difference, so I took the first one. Waited lying on my back for about five minutes before she came back in. Light rubbing for a couple of minutes, and then asks what I'll pay. I offer 1.2, she accepts. Puts on the cover, starts CBJ for a minute, then asks for tip. I get up and give it to her, standing CBJ, and I basically undress her. Mish for a bit, slight moaning and she finally starts to move, holding my biceps, then I have her turn around for doggy. Nice view, I start getting a rhythm going, she's letting out little whimpers which get me closer. We've been going ten minutes max and she starts telling me to finish. That's a sure buzz kill for me. She jumps down and says she'll finish me HJ, can't take the D. Look, I'll admit I might be slightly above average, but this aint' Big D Problems here, and I was careful to keep it shallow. Sounded like a line to me. HJ is fast, not erotic at all, and I tell her this ain't going to happen. She shrugs, sprays me off with alcohol and adios. I check the clock. 15 minutes.

So if you are looking for a sure thing, an in and out, this is your place. Providers are hot enough, though fairly lifeless.

Great review bro! Very nice to see new members contribute in their first post. A lot of newbies ask way too many questions. Rule of thumb is to provide intel for your first few posts. Then you earn the right to leech. Thanks again!

[Eccaios]

Hit Detox for the first time. I was the first customer in right at opening. As soon as I entered the Latina MMS upfront immediately took me back to a room, just "hello, you come back here." I paid the house fee. 4 up front, and asked how many providers were working. She sent in the two Latinas, one by one, both in late 20's to mid 30's (hard to tell), round asses. I couldn't really tell the difference, so I took the first one. Waited lying on my back for about five minutes before she came back in. Light rubbing for a couple of minutes, and then asks what I'll pay. I offer 1.2, she accepts. Puts on the cover, starts CBJ for a minute, then asks for tip. I get up and give it to her, standing CBJ, and I basically undress her. Mish for a bit, slight moaning and she finally starts to move, holding my biceps, then I have her turn around for doggy. Nice view, I start getting a rhythm going, she's letting out little whimpers which get me closer. We've been going ten minutes max and she starts telling me to finish. That's a sure buzz kill for me. She jumps down and says she'll finish me HJ, can't take the D. Look, I'll admit I might be slightly above average, but this aint' Big D Problems here, and I was careful to keep it shallow. Sounded like a line to me. HJ is fast, not erotic at all, and I tell her this ain't going to happen. She shrugs, sprays me off with alcohol and adios. I check the clock. 15 minutes.

So if you are looking for a sure thing, an in and out, this is your place. Providers are hot enough, though fairly lifeless.

[CantBuyMeLove]

Krystal actually endorsed her massage abilities. If I remember correctly, this is Chloe from Pearl Spa working under a new name trying to get her own IG clientele going. Reports of similar CMT skills as Krystal in massage, not sure of the looks or extras yet as I have not yet booked a session with her personally.

I have seen Chloe and she definitely rivals Krystal when it comes to CMT skills. I can't confirm if her IG is Trish Le, but if it is, then the body pics are not quite a fair representation, IMO, other than the D-sized breasts. Unlike Krystal who has a small, petite, tight frame, Chloe has a few extra pounds on her. Her face is okay, she carries on a good conversation and has a bubbly personality. She performed the massage in the nude, just like Krystal. You all know how strict Krystal is with her boundaries but I get the feeling that Chloe's can be pushed a little bit more. Although I did not try to do so as she just wasn't as sexually attractive to me (I probably am not to most women either so let's call it even).

Bottomline: Great massage! Wonderful personality, okay face, flabby body. I did not regret going to her as I really needed to a good, solid massage to get the kinks out of my body. However, Krystal is still my first choice for combination of a great massage, personality, and hot bod lust factor.

[DunKirk666]

What does providers charge for non-nuru (HJ only) at honey spa?

I think the expected tip is $60 for topless, $80 for nude. And as we know it's $100 for nuru.

[ToTheLoser]

My experience of entering the place was a bit off trippin' for me because they asked me for the immediate type of massage and the price was way more expensive than honey. 200 for nuru for 1 hour and 100 nuru for 30 min? Like WTF? And aren't I supposed to tip also at the end of my session?? However, I was able to come to an agreement at the typical standard and do the typical way that I'm used to when going to Honey Spa, Pearl, and Saphire. Strange that it was like this.

I got the girl, Blossom. Totally did not look like the girl in the pic. I think the biggest frustration was that it took her 20 minutes to get into my room when I was waiting. Not the biggest fan of waiting more than 10 minutes for a massage and definitely made me feel uncomfortable for waiting so long. The massage was no CMT, but was relaxing, kinda wish I went to Krystal or Trish instead if I wanted a better massage. Still better than the light motion massage and slightly better than the average massage. However, her nuru was one of the best I had. Damn, she was rubbing her pussy all over my legs, body, and arms.

I think of the other most disappointing thing for me was that she used so much damn oil. Like no joke. I felt drenched afterwards even though I had a wipe down. Kinda wish that she wiped me down even more to help remove all that damn oil hahaha.

She allows FIV, and lots of touching as long as you don't touch her face or hair. She claims she is part Thai, Viet, and Chinese. She goes to school and does this part time.

Would I recommend going back? For many, yes. She was a very nice person. For me? I think I rather stick with what I know. Throughout the time with already waiting more than 20 minutes at the beginning and just feeling uncomfortable throughout the period. I was mainly unsatisfied with my experience when I wish there was better communication or just pushing my appointment out a little more out to allow her to do what she needed to do beforehand.

Damge: $65 (house) + $120 (tip) fairviewmassage vs $65 (house) + $100 honey.

In the end? Try it out once, read the other reviews. I think it was worth trying out, but would not push it more than this one time. In the other reviews, she is pretty good. I guess I had an off day for her.

[RubnHood]

Anyone have details on this chick? Krystal competitor?

https://www.instagram.com/trish_le_714/

Krystal actually endorsed her massage abilities. If I remember correctly, this is Chloe from Pearl Spa working under a new name trying to get her own IG clientele going. Reports of similar CMT skills as Krystal in massage, not sure of the looks or extras yet as I have not yet booked a session with her personally.

[ToTheLoser]

Anyone have details on this chick? Krystal competitor?

https://www.instagram.com/trish_le_714/

It's in the forums. She's a friendly competition and a friend of Krystal. There's more deets if you go like 3 or 4 pages over in the forums.

[EasyOC]

Anyone have details on this chick? Krystal competitor?

https://www.instagram.com/trish_le_714/

No info. But from the looks of it, she definitely will be some stiff competition.

[PwrRngr1]

First Post Bamboo.

Just want to start off by saying thank you to the usasg for creating this amazing community and a thank you to all the members who contribute their knowledge and experiences. I stumbled upon this site less than a year ago not knowing this world of mongering even existed. Since then, I've been reading through posts for the various locations I travel and so far, my favorites have been Oc and Medellin in the International forums, based on the quality of posts.

A few months ago, after much research, I finally felt comfortable enough to dip my feet and I haven't had time to post my thoughts and share with you my experiences. I'll be posting my experiences as time permits, starting with my most recent one since its fresh in my mind. I know some of you don't like to read lengthy posts, so I'll do a quick rating at the beginning of my post followed by a more detailed summary for those of you like myself who appreciate details.

Bamboo.

Provider: Anna.

Attractive: 6. 5/10.

Massage: 8/10.

Service (s) (HE): 9/10.

Damage: . 3 front door + . 4 tip.

I decided to try out Bamboo after reading some recent reviews on Anna, so I called the place on a Sunday (early afternoon) and asked if she was available. The lady who answered said she was and asked me what time I wanted to come in, so I gave her a time and made my way over there. It was hot that day, my back had been aching all week, the shopping center was busy, and whoever designed the parking lot must own a Fiat because I had a hard time finding an open spot to fit my midsize Suv. Finally found a decent spot and I scoped out the area before hopping out. Predominantly Asian shopping center with lots of people out, so I start looking around for the most discrete way of entering but unfortunately, it's located on the 2nd floor and the stairway and walkway are extremely open. At this point I take a swig of water (all I had unfortunately) and say fuck it, as I slowly open the door, I accidentally tapped the car next to me on the way out haha! I make my way through the parking lot and up the staircase and the only person who even noticed me was some semi-homeless looking older Asian guy smoking a cigarette by the staircase. At this point I start to feel more relaxed and am excited about at the very least the massage I'm going to receive since my back had been killing me all week.

I open the door and enter a small waiting room; I go straight to the lady at the reception desk and tell her I'm there to see Anna. She tells me it's. 3 for an hour and to have a seat. There was an Asian couple and a friend of theirs, who looked like they all just finished playing golf, so then I thought maybe this is just a regular massage place. I sit down on the only seat available close to a curtained entrance and I try to peak through, but it literally looked pitch black. After maybe five minutes of waiting, the receptionist comes back with whom I assume is Anna popping her head through the curtains and she tells me to follow her. As I'm getting up, she quickly reaches to grab my hand to lead me, but accidentally rubbed my package. I quickly look around to see if the group noticed and get pulled past the curtains (I start to get a bit excited about what I'm about to experience). As she leads me into the large room past the curtains, I realize it's so dark that I felt like I went blind. She was also walking so fast that I did not have a chance to adjust my eyes and see who else was around, but it sounded like there were many people around me. As we're walking through a maze of dark objects (which I realized on the way out were people and massage tables out in the open room) she lets go of my hand and I start wishing my super power was echo location because I literally almost tripped over another massage therapists legs. Finally make it to the very end of the large room and she rushes me into a makeshift curtained room. There is a dim light, so I can see the massage table in front of me and my vision finally starts to adjust. She tells me to get undressed and that she will be back. As I'm getting undressed, I can faintly hear people in the next curtained room, but as I mentioned I was taken to the very last room so at that point I'm still hopeful about getting something other than a massage. I lay fully naked on my chest with my arms about my head to be able to feel around and I don't bother to put the towel on.

Anna walks in and starts to get situated at the head of the massage table but the first thing she does is grab my hands and move them to my side. She then gets some oil and starts to massage my back and at that point she hadn't really talked to me other than a simple few words. She started to say something to me (almost whispering) as she is massaging me, and I had to ask her to repeat it twice because I could not understand what she was saying. At this point, the massage felt pretty good, but I knew I was going to have a difficult time understanding her and communicating to her what I wanted due to the combination of lack of English and the super quiet environment because of the curtained rooms and people in the open area.

The massage was skillfully done and amazing, as she worked her way down to my lower body, I started to get excited because it seemed she had no problem teasing me here and there. As we got closer and closer to what I assume was the 30 min mark her teasing became more aggressive and less accidental which get me rock hard and I spread my legs a bit more to give her better access. Finally, she taps me on my shoulder and tells me to turn so I oblige her. I am not on my back and she is siting at the foot of the table and she adjusts one of my legs at an angle and starts to massage up and down from my ankle to my package and I am grinning with joy haha. She then starts to say something to me, but I couldn't understand her to save my life. Over the course of repeating it five times to me, I realize she is getting frustrated and I'm telling her I'm sorry I can't understand what you're saying. The fourth time she inches closer towards me and I hear here a little better, but the main issue was that I couldn't understand what she was saying: I think I vaguely heard her say something about 1, 2, or 3. I don't know if she was asking how many times I've been there, how many dogs I have, or what I wanted to order off of her secret menu haha As I mentioned, at that point I could tell she was getting frustrated so in my head I said, fuck it order combo #1 and hope for the best haha. So, on her fifth time repeating it to me I just quickly say, "ohhhh 1. 1 time please?" She replied, "ohh 1" and said something else that I didn't understand but during the game of charades she has continued to massage and caress my package, so I am rock hard still. Finally, after that whole lost in translation debacle she starts to fully focus on my penis massaging with both hands and then switching to one hand and massaging my balls with the other hand. It was an incredible experience and as much as I wanted to explode, I held it to fully savor the rest of my time. At the end of my HE she cleaned me up and massaged my head and arms. She finally told me our time had finished and starts to hand my clothes so I can get dressed. She tells me something but all I think I understood was the words hot tea so I respond, "Did you say hot tea?" and she responds quickly, " hot tea okay" and rushes out the curtained room before I realize I just ordered hot tea haha. So, I finish getting dressed and look at my phone to check the time and I realize my experience was an hour on the dot. So, I get. 4 ready in-hand and as she walks back in, she hands me a little Styrofoam cup filled with hot tea and I hand her the money. I tell her thank you and take a sip of the tea since I didn't want to be an asshole and say, sorry I didn't want tea. She tells me thank you and to call for her next time and I told her I would definitely be coming back. Overall, it was an incredible experience and her massage / HE skills have left me wanting to go back for more.

Hope you enjoyed the read and please feel free to give me any pointers about posting if you think I missed some important information you all typically look for in a post. I'll also be posting soon about my most recent strip club experiences (Fritz and Satin) along with my "massage" FS experiences at Detox and Star.

Best,

PwrRngr1.