Massage Parlor Reports

**YogaPant** · 10-11-19 16:37

Avoid IG Crystal Asian at Fairview bodycare.

She told me she was pinoy but she was Viet.

Made a 1 hr appointment with her. When I got there window lady said only 45 mins available. Crystal was actually same girl at window. Chubby Viet girl (look 5/10). I asked for nuru but she can't nuru because she on her period and she offer me another girl. Waited 5 mins for different girl and short Hispanics average looking girl enter and she said nuru was $140. I left and went to honey instead.

**PeterCPierce** · 10-11-19 02:07

*Julia. GTDS.

-https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Juliaoc19.

Definitely the girl in the pics. Her face is really pretty. Ass and ass are to die for even if fake. Lips are juicy looking. To bad you can't kiss them. Massage is better than most and she definitely likes to please. YMMV but from my experience I get to play around with her more than just a regular NURU massage.

Face / Body: 9/10.

Massage: 8. 5/10.

*Nikolettte. Hotel.

-https://privatedelights.ch/profile/NuruByNikolette.

Pictures completely fake and don't resemble her. If you're into older looking Latina MILFs, this lady is perfect for you. Her tits are nice but her ass is flabby. Works out of hotels and sometimes tends to work with Jadejen according to her ads. Aside from her appearance not being great (at least for me), she does have a great personality, almost mommy like so if you like rollplaying, you might want to ask if she provides that.

Face / Body: 5/10.

Massage: 6/10.

*Jadejen. Hotel.

-https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Jadejen.

Cute looking young Asian with fake tits and ass but she looks expectacular nonetheless. She kinda looks like the girl in the ad but not really sure if it's her. Tries to please you at best she can and her tits smoothering you is the best part of her massage. She has a really soft voice which is another nice perk about her.

Face / Body: 8/10.

Massage: 7. 5/10.

*Novia. Honey.

-Instagram.

I don't think she needs much reviewing at this point since she's proven to be a top choice in OC.

Face / Body: 9/10.

Massage: 9/10.

One of these ladies offers FS after seeing them consecutively and gaining her trust.

I managed to find her personal Instagram account which she tends to unlock from time to time.

Willing to info for another providers info.

**RockWool** · 10-11-19 01:06

Paid for an hour and was alr art milked before 20 minutes.

Chloe walked in claiming that she remembers me from the first time I saw Ruby. She said she was working the counter and that I seemed nice. I cannot remember, but I faintly remember the counter receptionist being a cutie. She was slim, with a young, and very chesty. Her face she's her to about 20-30 years old. Massage was non-existent and the teasing was barely there. Took about 7 minutes to her to tell me to turn over. Down went her tube too and bra to reveal a pair of meat belts that resembled Hitomi Tanaka's tits, but at least 1/5 the size. Sometime like a DD-DDD with big puffy areolas and eraser snapped nipples.

She got to work and was jacking the drive shaft with little technique except for a unenthusiastic up and down GIJoe hand grip. Access to the twins were soon impeded by her angling her torso away and using her working forearm to keep my hand from getting much more than just a fingertip around the meat. Mind you, I want squeezing or pinching, I was caressing softly and sweetly. She initiated a power struggle for tit access and had the audacity to tell me to hurry up. I was annoyed and told her that I would if she allowed me to play with them instead of blocking me. She relented and allowed me full access, but by them I was annoyed and borderline disrespected. Felt like telling her to get a real job if she wasn't going to put effort into the massage, but I didn't because I want to see Ruby again and would rather not be 86 ed from there. Not even a minute after she wiped me down I began to ask about a second pop. She tried her best to bullshit me, saying the room I was in (closest to the door) was not safe and she couldn't because they don't want her to. I made it obvious I knew she was full of shit, but still played along. I quietly and angryly got dressed and walked out.

TLDR. Avoid this use Ruby if you want a big titted Asian to milk you.

**Wiregrass** · 10-10-19 23:25

Today I was able to visit the Le Palace; I told my bride I was headed out to wash the car. An hour passes before she missed me - sending me a text.

I guess they (Le Palace) smelled the southerner in me as my one hour session was $35.

A trim Chinese gal, 40 ish (she called herself Mei) was my attendant. She provided only a tiny bit of teasing but as I really was pushed to get the car washed I asked to flip early.

Upon my agreement to her hand signal she responded with five fingers, I said no and pointed to the $40 I had laid out in plain view, under my glasses. She accepted but allowed no touching. As I wasn't up to the task I eventually offered $10 to fondle her tattas - she declined. I eventually asked how much and she answered with 2 fingers - I eventually agreed. They were small but firm.

Still not able to complete my end of the business I finally told her to quit so I could wash the car. Mei got her $60 tip and I was out before it was too late to arouse my brides suspicion. When I asked Mei she said none of the attendants allowed FS. Pappasan was in the lobby on my exit.

Sorry if I busted all y'alls normal price scheme but I was pressed for time; I will be headed back south (Alabama) next Tuesday and won't likely get another chance to wonder.

Thanks to all y'all that responded to me with private mails.

**DJones** · 10-10-19 21:42

Not bad, considering upstairs is $1 for the house fee and a. 4 tip on top of that.

Originally Posted by ToTheLoser [View Original Post]

So I need some FS action and that place although pricey, it's a spot that I know that would do FS. I had the other girl before, but the other girl wanted me to try out Dior since she was younger and probably had more energy. So here's the review of Dior. Totally don't remember the other young asian MILF (probably around late 30's to 40's at most, but still looking young).

Dior claims to be 26 and is Asian. I believe that she is specifically Viet, but did not confirm that. She does look younger, but she is like an Asian Baby Girl (or what the asian community likes to call ABG). So what do you get?

40 house fee.

1. 40 for cfs (but I got it lower to 1. 20. Haggled from a position of 1. 00 and upped to 1. 20).

Well, you get BBBJ and cfs. I didn't try eating out, fov, fiv, kissing, or ass stuff.

She doesn't really do any massage, more of wipe down and clean you before you start doing it. Her BJ is pretty good and she has a spanking body. However, my experience is that they kinda want to make you go in and get out as quick as possible. I essentially had 15 minutes of pure movement. From cowgirl, missionary, and doggy. Her tits are pretty nice although not as big as the other girls (I'm very much into tits BTW). It got to the point where I was too much for her when doing it. So we ended up HJ and BBBJ.

Review in terms of points.

Body: 8/10.

Face: 7/10.

Massage: and / a (No massage, but a focus on wipe down before you start and a wipe down after).

Extras: 8/10.

I believe last time when I was there, the MILF kinda demanded $2. 00 for tip, and I said I only had $1. 20. So they might try to gouge you.

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**AlecS** · 10-10-19 21:07

Stopped by today and had a visit with Coco.

7/8 on looks.

6/7 on massage.

3/4 on teasing.

4/5 on HE.

35 house. 35 tip.

Speaks some English and friendly. Probably will not repeat.

**ToTheLoser** · 10-10-19 20:54

So I need some FS action and that place although pricey, it's a spot that I know that would do FS. I had the other girl before, but the other girl wanted me to try out Dior since she was younger and probably had more energy. So here's the review of Dior. Totally don't remember the other young asian MILF (probably around late 30's to 40's at most, but still looking young).

Dior claims to be 26 and is Asian. I believe that she is specifically Viet, but did not confirm that. She does look younger, but she is like an Asian Baby Girl (or what the asian community likes to call ABG). So what do you get?

40 house fee.

1. 40 for cfs (but I got it lower to 1. 20. Haggled from a position of 1. 00 and upped to 1. 20).

Well, you get BBBJ and cfs. I didn't try eating out, fov, fiv, kissing, or ass stuff.

She doesn't really do any massage, more of wipe down and clean you before you start doing it. Her BJ is pretty good and she has a spanking body. However, my experience is that they kinda want to make you go in and get out as quick as possible. I essentially had 15 minutes of pure movement. From cowgirl, missionary, and doggy. Her tits are pretty nice although not as big as the other girls (I'm very much into tits BTW). It got to the point where I was too much for her when doing it. So we ended up HJ and BBBJ.

Review in terms of points.

Body: 8/10.

Face: 7/10.

Massage: and / a (No massage, but a focus on wipe down before you start and a wipe down after).

Extras: 8/10.

I believe last time when I was there, the MILF kinda demanded $2. 00 for tip, and I said I only had $1. 20. So they might try to gouge you.

**DunKirk666** · 10-10-19 10:20

Originally Posted by NumberCruncher [View Original Post]

Sorry Two Minute Man, but I have to call bullshit. I'm probably going to sound like my dad, but nothing in life is free, especially unlimited rimming, anal, etc. Let alone with beautiful women, along with a free place to crash all night in San Clemente. Why would your buddy allow this in his house and pay for it? I'm not calling you a liar, but seriously. And are they really twins? I have to confess that I don't read your posts word for word because they are so long. I appreciate your contributions to the forum (the non-sukebe ones). I will love to see any legit contributions from a known poster on here about their "experience" with the "Sukebe twins. " TGBTT is a common abbreviation on here. Please prove me wrong.

Agreed.

It's better to just place certain posters on ignore so their fiction doesn't clutter up the feed.

**Two Minute Man** · 10-10-19 08:39

Originally Posted by NumberCruncher [View Original Post]

Sorry Two Minute Man, but I have to call bullshit. I'm probably going to sound like my dad, but nothing in life is free, especially unlimited rimming, anal, etc. Let alone with beautiful women, along with a free place to crash all night in San Clemente. Why would your buddy allow this in his house and pay for it? I'm not calling you a liar, but seriously. And are they really twins? I have to confess that I don't read your posts word for word because they are so long. I appreciate your contributions to the forum (the non-sukebe ones). I will love to see any legit contributions from a known poster on here about their "experience" with the "Sukebe twins. " TGBTT is a common abbreviation on here. Please prove me wrong.

No offense taken bro. If you had told me 3 months ago what I was about to experience with the Sukebe twins, I would have called bullshit too. They are definitely not twins though they have some striking physical similarities. My buddy gave them the "Sukebe twins" nickname after noticing that they put a lot of effort into dressing, looking and smelling like identical twins. My buddy has a large house with a casita on the grounds. Any overnight guests will be staying in the casita. The rest of the house has motion sensors and it is not like he is going to leave valuables around to be stolen. We will have the cell phone number of both guests and license plates assuming they drive to San Clemente. By choosing mongers with at least 250 posts and several years of contribution we should be able to get two credible guys. We intend to ask Jackson (admin) if there are any red flags once we randomly select two guys. In addition, I will read the posting history of the guys that are selected. Just to make sure there are no signs of overt hostility towards women or any mention of violence. There will also be a mild screening similar to that which an escort would do. All in all, a fairly low risk encounter for my friend. He is just trying to silence the vocal non-believers. Oh, and there is a recent review on rubmaps from a guy who claims Sara gave him a rimjob in the shower and let him come on her face.

**Tipisil** · 10-09-19 22:50

Originally Posted by NumberCruncher [View Original Post]

Sorry Two Minute Man, but I have to call bullshit. I'm probably going to sound like my dad, but nothing in life is free, especially unlimited rimming, anal, etc. Let alone with beautiful women, along with a free place to crash all night in San Clemente. Why would your buddy allow this in his house and pay for it? I'm not calling you a liar, but seriously. And are they really twins? I have to confess that I don't read your posts word for word because they are so long. I appreciate your contributions to the forum (the non-sukebe ones). I will love to see any legit contributions from a known poster on here about their "experience" with the "Sukebe twins. " TGBTT is a common abbreviation on here. Please prove me wrong.

If I'm chosen and try it out. I'll give my honest review of the experience. Maybe I'm just trusting. But I don't see a reason why someone would make all this up. If he is describing his buddy corrextly, I can see how he would do it just so others know the level of expertise he is experiencing.

**Number Cruncher** · 10-09-19 21:46

Sorry Two Minute Man, but I have to call bullshit. I'm probably going to sound like my dad, but nothing in life is free, especially unlimited rimming, anal, etc. Let alone with beautiful women, along with a free place to crash all night in San Clemente. Why would your buddy allow this in his house and pay for it? I'm not calling you a liar, but seriously. And are they really twins? I have to confess that I don't read your posts word for word because they are so long. I appreciate your contributions to the forum (the non-sukebe ones). I will love to see any legit contributions from a known poster on here about their "experience" with the "Sukebe twins. " TGBTT is a common abbreviation on here. Please prove me wrong.

**Mb3333** · 10-09-19 16:39

So tried the shave at https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/exoticinoc great service located in a spa like facility in LF, Val is a little older and robust than she leads on however the location is super convenient and she's an expert at cock and ball grooming for sure with a topless release at the end. 1. 0 all in for the service and release.

**MikeSilero00** · 10-09-19 11:28

Originally Posted by BoyWonder69 [View Original Post]

First time reporting here. I went a couple weeks ago to gtds because I caught Julia's post on IG and was able to see her on the same day. Making the appt was ez.

What's her ig?

**MacNCheese** · 10-09-19 11:16

Originally Posted by PaperTiger24 [View Original Post]

PM sent hope I qualify man.

While you're waiting, I've got a time share you'd be CRAZY not to buy.

**Two Minute Man** · 10-09-19 08:32

Originally Posted by NTK619 [View Original Post]

I, SO, believe you!

Thanks man, I appreciate the vote of confidence. Also, thank you all for the overwhelming response to volunteer an impartial review of the Sukebe twins. I didn't see that coming (sarcasm). My buddy is in Japan for the Formula 1 race (and the Kyoto soapland scene) but when he gets back we will randomly select two mongers from the many that meet the minimum requirements. Will keep you all posted.