Massage Parlor Reports

[Hobbyist1492]

Paid 20 for hhr. She said her name was Linda, and kept going on about how big it was (it's average). I'm getting so tired of hearing that, so I decided to change the conversation. She says that again, "but it's so big!

I respond, "my dad's is bigger!" She had no comeback and looked at me like I blew a dog whistle.

[Xmul22]

The upstairs place just left of Stater Brothers seems to have a different chick each time I went. However, this last time one of the gals recognized me as a regular and a nice guy, so they opened up and gave me a great session. They were bored, so I was offered a 2 for 1 even though I told them I had only a certain amount of gratuity which turned out to be. 7 for each gal.

I went not too long ago and tipped more than that, and got way less. I was thinking with my other head and was determined to see the twins on Tina after seeing her at the window. Weak massage, despite asking for strong. Very thick gut, especially for an Asian, so much that her body suit couldn't contain it all. At times, I think it was her massive knockers brushing over my back and hands, but nope, it was her gut, constrained and shaped by her body suit / leggings. Face was not bad for what I typically find at these MILFy joints. "butterbod"?

The winners were her knockers. On the flip, I was caressing the exposed flesh of her shirt. After asking for extra tip to see the twins, she pulled up her shirt and bra and let the beauties fall. They were natural, round and soft to the touch, with a heft that still defied gravity. The pale nipples gave those globes a consistency that made them even more majestic.

Anyways, I got buyer's remorse, and even more so now after reading this.

[Mansis]

I always see a cute Asian MILF at the reception when I hit up Honey on the weekends. Probably late 30's slim Vietnamese. Anyone know if she gives massages?

There were a few and last month I also saw a new one. I guess whom you are talking about. In this case no. I asked her quite some time ago and she said no. If she changes her mind I will book an hour.

[Slammer6008]

Lepalace had been on my radar for a while, finally got to cross it off my list. Got assigned Benny for my hour, apparently a part timer. Ass looked great in her jeans, late 20's?, pretty good English with a sweet voice. Gave a pretty good massage, maybe 7/10. Kept making sure pressure was good. Asked if it was ok as she neared my taint to which I laughed and said of course. Slight teasing before the flip. Gave a scalp / face massage and then surprised me by saying, all done. I looked surprised and asked if we were really done. Much to my relief she just moved on to the more important body part. I indicated HE, she got started and said if she isn't doing what I like, just let her know. I asked permission for some light roaming, she was cool with it, sent me over the top. Finished the whole hour with some arm and leg massage. Good experience, would repeat, $. 5.

Try Yuki next time.

[ShortBus17]

Lepalace had been on my radar for a while, finally got to cross it off my list. Got assigned Benny for my hour, apparently a part timer. Ass looked great in her jeans, late 20's?, pretty good English with a sweet voice. Gave a pretty good massage, maybe 7/10. Kept making sure pressure was good. Asked if it was ok as she neared my taint to which I laughed and said of course. Slight teasing before the flip. Gave a scalp / face massage and then surprised me by saying, all done. I looked surprised and asked if we were really done. Much to my relief she just moved on to the more important body part. I indicated HE, she got started and said if she isn't doing what I like, just let her know. I asked permission for some light roaming, she was cool with it, sent me over the top. Finished the whole hour with some arm and leg massage. Good experience, would repeat, $. 5.

[BabyWipes]

I always see a cute Asian MILF at the reception when I hit up Honey on the weekends. Probably late 30's slim Vietnamese. Anyone know if she gives massages?

[Avec Bier]

Hey, mongers. Haven't been out in a bit, but got that itch again. Went to a place in Riverside (not much help for most, but I'll share) yesterday off of Hole by the Tyler Mall. No luck. Last night, hoping for better luck, went to Zenith in LN. Complete bust, though I did get 4 hands as they were closing and were in a hurry. First time for that. Couple months back went to that place near the Empanadas in LF. Pretty good HE for. 4, I think. 7 total.

I do miss Serenity in LF, though. Anyone know where their girls went? I know Ana was the favorite there, but I remember this one 5 ft nothing super curvy little thing who may also have been mamasan at times. If you know who I'm talking about and where she is, please fill me in. I'm going exploring tomorrow, so I'll post more.

[CubeBrick]

What was the damage here with BJ? Is it BBBJ? CBJ? BBBJCIM? More details would be appreciated. Thank you.

The upstairs place just left of Stater Brothers seems to have a different chick each time I went. However, this last time one of the gals recognized me as a regular and a nice guy, so they opened up and gave me a great session. They were bored, so I was offered a 2 for 1 even though I told them I had only a certain amount of gratuity which turned out to be. 7 for each gal.

They were both cute milfs; one gal was named Mimi and the other was Kimberly. They got naked and Kim pretty much smothered me with her snatch. FS didn't seem to be on the table, but it really seemed like she wanted to get licked to orgasm, and she had multiples right on my face. The session was way naughty and a bit over the line for what I usually do, but what the hell. I laid face down, and Kimberly sat on my face and started grinding on me. Her snatch was shaved and it tasted like she just washed it, it had that just showered water taste, which was great. Her pussy did not even have any stubble, it was smooth and soft. I licked her little clit with my tongue and I could feel contractions, while the other gal gave me a very good BBBJ and surprisingly she took it into her mouth and discreetly spit it out into a napkin. The best part was, the gal kept sucking gently (like a straw) and it really enhanced the orgasm. Inexperienced gals will just stop as soon as the yogurt starts to squirt out, but she knew what she was doing and really made for a top notch session. Then, the 2 gals gave me a pretty firm massage. During the massage I felt relaxed and great, but I was disappointed I couldn't hold out any longer and do more stuff with them. But that orgasm was pretty high on my scale, I would say at least an 8/10.

But please, realize YMMV and for this particular session everything lined up correctly for me: the place was empty, they were bored and had a slow day, and one gal didn't want her friend to be left out of the action and they turned up the excitement 3 notches just for me because of my regular status I am guessing.

[Eccaios]

Located on Katella in Orange. Park in the back.

Quickie overview:

YMMV. Signs posted all over warning against solicitation.

Massage: 7/10.

Provider looks: 6/10.

HE: 7/10.

Extras: no, but see review.

Damage: .4 house, .6 HE with OTC roaming.

Review: There are so many MPs in Orange. I'm not into HE; never been able to finish, and always feel stupid for dropping the cash after. But I do like a good massage, and I do like the erotic thrill of the tease and the flip, so every now and then I decide to try a new place for the massage, and test out the possibilities. This particular experience happened a couple of months ago, mid-week, early afternoon. I was considering Jasmine Thai, but figured, based on the last reviews here, that I would end up annoyed. I'd mentally prepared myself for just a massage, and so decided to stop in at Sunshine Day Spa with their Grand Reopening Banner. No reviews here, so it was flying blind. The lobby was tiny, with the aforementioned no-sex-soliciting signs, so I figured it was legit. The MMS was probably early-40's, but fit Asian so its hard to know, cute face, nice body, tight yoga-style, or high performance fabric clothing. She hurries out, says they are very busy, but to come back in half an hour. I leave, not sure if I will. I roll down the street to check out this new start-up massage place closer to the tracks, and its got some fugly providers, open area, super desperate, and I take a card of their services just to get out of there and return to Sunshine. As I'm heading back in, I pass an older dude parking his hog, super decked out in leathers, primping his hair. He follows me in, and I see his hands shaking. So I'm like, "Hmm, maybe this place does do a bit more." MMS comes back and seems genuinely happy to see me return, shoos leather-boy off and takes me to a back room. (sorry if you are reading this leather-boy; I mean no disrespect, but dude, don't try so hard. I was wearing shorts and t-shirt).

She's a little sniffly with allergies, but very sweet, tells me to undress and lay down, then leaves. I put my cash and a rubber on the table next to my phone, which is my little sign saying that I'm interested in more. Lay on my stomach nude, no towel. She comes back in, no real wait, and asks what I'd like, including walking on back. I don't want to use up too much of my time just in case there are some extras, and so just tell her I need a relaxing massage. It's good, perfect amount of pressure, recognizes my sore spots and works them well, full body. She's still sniffling and apologizes, but I'm moaning and apologize for that, and we laugh and we have a good chat about the weather and allergies, semi-flirting. On the legs she starts to spend time around my butt, brushes the boys, and I moan in appreciation and spread my legs to give her more access. Her teasing gets more intentional, and I'm hard before I even realize it.

She has me flip, works my chest, teases again, and then puts my hand on her ass. Begins to grip my shaft and leans into me, asking what I want. I ask what's on the menu and she rubs me. I ask if more, and she says no, though she asks where else I've gone. I give the name of a few FS places, and she acts surprised and says that they don't want to get in trouble here, then nods at the condom I left on the table and says, "I saw that and wondered. " We laugh about it, good connection, and I tell her to go ahead with the HE even though it probably won't make me finish. She's pretty good at it though, varying techniques, really getting into it, letting me rub between her legs. She's got the sort of tight pants and top that make it difficult to really get under, and she hasn't offered to bare all even after we talked about the other services, so I respect it and don't push. She's also got her ipad with the camera view of the front, and someone (leather-boy again?) keeps coming in, so maybe this is why she doesn't go further. She eventually has to pause and run out there to shoo him away. I figure we're about done anyway, and I'm not going to finish, so when she comes back and apologizes I say no problem, maybe just finish up with a head massage. She complies, and again, its quite good, and then she climbs up on my in CG to keep rubbing my head, but also grind me, which gets me rock hard again. And I'm like, damn, what the hell is up here? We're laughing and having a good time, and she even starts to rub her tits as she rides me, and I say "You're really a cute little tease aren't you?" She responds by sliding down and taking me BBBJ. Then the fucking door chime rings again. "You not come for me?" she asks, and I say that it only really works the one way, and she gives me a cute little pout, compliments the member. I say it's fine, I had a good time. She runs back out to the front, and when she comes back gives me a really nice rub down to clean up all the oil, and starts asking where I live, and then tells me where she lives (weird). Keeps grabbing my dick even as I get dressed, which doesn't help me prepare to exit. Tells me to come back, she'll walk on my back and other stuff. I give her. 6 as a tip since she was so cool.

She gives me a bottle of water and shows me out the back way, hugs me as I leave, and surprises me with a little peck on the lips, final squeeze of the junk, and a slap on the ass. I go out into the blinding sunlight, and think, "What the fuck just happened?

What's this all mean? Will more be on the table next time? Does she do outside work? What the fuck was her name? Who the fuck knows. YMMV, but if it does, let me know.

[DJones]

Are there any risks of catching something strictly from a Nuru massage with hand release?

Be careful with the camel slide and herpes which is transferred on skin contact. The girls at the old Gurus used to do this, but I haven't seen it much in the past couple of years.

[Wiregrass]

Typically most posters prefer to post privately. If able I will visit them.

I most surely hope to participate, depending on if I can slip my marital bonds of 40+ years.

[LVB808]

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums. Knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother. In Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

WG.

Foot reflexology in Westminster. Search this thread, it's not hard to find more info.

[HowdyDoody32]

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums. Knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother. In Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

EDIT IN: THE USUAL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY AREA - I'D SUGGEST YOU STAY HOME. OUR AMP's TYPICALLY OPEN WITH $60 FOR AN HOUR SESSION, AND IF LUCKY YOU CAN DIY HJ. OF COURSE THERE IS AN EXCEPTION HERE AND THERE.

WG.

HSalt Fish and Chips: 5956 Westminster Blvd.

Warning: I wouldn't. Recently married? Want a chance to catch the crabs LOL?

[Wiregrass]

I'm known as Wiregrass, a frequent (Senior) contributor on the LA forum (however that's lower Alabama). For several months I've been following your Orange County forums, knowing that I'd again be there (visiting my very elderly mother -in Garden Grove, and nearby brother and sister). Well my visiting date is now quickly approaching; we'll (bride and I) be pulling out on the 2nd /3th of the up-coming week and expect to be there about a week later. Got to again pay tribute to Elvis, and many other sites, while en-route.

After all your teasing I feel the F&C (fish & chips) place most closely offers what I seek (economical / older woman - I'm an elderly gent), offering a quick in / out, so my wife won't notice my absence.

As I'm unfamiliar with the geography, and y'alls abbreviations, I need your help; I need a specific address (and a business name). My GPS only speaks southern.

Incidentally, I was born locally, but left the state in 1961. The Army brought me to Alabama in 1980 - and I never left. My dogs can run free and I can open carry / shoot my guns off the porch. Whats not to like?

Someone please trust me and private mail me this info; thank you.

EDIT IN: THE USUAL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY AREA - I'D SUGGEST YOU STAY HOME. OUR AMP's TYPICALLY OPEN WITH $60 FOR AN HOUR SESSION, AND IF LUCKY YOU CAN DIY HJ. OF COURSE THERE IS AN EXCEPTION HERE AND THERE.

WG.

[BabyWipes]

No.

It's a HJ. What can you catch from a handy?

Well imagine she has a herpes outbreak and she's rubbing it all over you.