Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I will visit Bamboo Wood at Westminster and report back here. Gracias!

Don't expect much improvisation. The menu is the most tightly controlled of any shop other than a legit shop. A couple of girls who crossed a line got fired.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

She has a great Ass from behind.

Thats exactly how I like to view them.

Yeah TH is a place where menu's are open and long.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

What happened to Grace at Sunny Health in Wm. This place is below Bamboo Woods.

Grace was a hot 30's gal. Place is packed w moaning and roaming. LOL.

There was one that gave FS besides Grace. Her name was Vanessa or Kiki. Anyone know where Grace left to?

Yes, she has been gone awhile. Cute. Funny. Nice. Tasty. And Gone. One of the few pre-pandemic girls to remain.

[BigBoDonk]

Sasha, Wi and Lisa all in their 40's or 50's. Cindy certainly in her 50's and (maybe) 60's. None looks like 70's. Maybe to a younger guy they all look like grannies. But to a guy old enough to be a grandpa, they look plenty young enough. And the accommodating services are hard to beat, all at a more sensible price.

Privacy. Hmmm. The rack rate here is less than a no-tel off of Fig. Just hope the background music is suitably loud to muffle the moans and grunts eminating from your stall and provider. Don't be shy now.

BBD, once you've bounced your body off of Lisa's big ass in doggy a few times, you'll forget about her age. At least until your vesicles are fully drained. I'm rootin' for ya, Kid. Now get out there and bone that broad!

Brother, I am 40 myself. And trust me, if Asian women looks in her 50 it means she is in her 70 ies. They don't age that soon.

[BraveNuPengwin]

I'll admit Katie is no beauty queen. You must have really high standards. She's a good piece of ass and loves different positions. She loves what she does, literally. Her BBJ is one of the best I've had in OC. It's not just lips going up and down your pole it the whole mouth. If your nutsack is waxed or shaved she suck lick your balls a long time. Never a rush with her. Once she's in that red lit room she looks way different. One last thing, you can actually get a good massage from her too if you want otherwise the dress will drop right away.

I wouldn't consider seeing Katie a waste of time.

My beej was covered, her massage sucked, and she has no ass and a beat mug.

[Sexaholic777]

What happened to Grace at Sunny Health in Wm. This place is below Bamboo Woods.

Grace was a hot 30's gal. Place is packed w moaning and roaming. LOL.

There was one that gave FS besides Grace. Her name was Vanessa or Kiki. Anyone know where Grace left to?

[Sexaholic777]

She has a great Ass from behind.

True health is that other AMP down the street.

[Sexaholic777]

There's actually younger milfs or single women here.

Just get the new one. The Papsan has a penguin working sometimes here. So watch out for her LOL.

https://nightfunpages.com/grand-open...ls-40-30-mins/

She's here a few more days.

Today saw Amy. About 33. In red dress. Typical C tits and nice bod.

Total. $140 for good massage and HE. Cheaper than strippers or your wife or girlfriend. Good luck spending $140 and see a naked girl that wants to please you. Shoot you can't even get this price in LA stripper bars. Lmao.

[Sexaholic777]

Very nice place with renovated showers, free parking in the back. The lady in the front desk is not the friendliest (to say the least) but some of the ladies are great. The pics they have on the IG / flickr are 100% fake, look nothing like the girls, but it can at least give you an indication of their ethnicity and general weight / size. It's a hit or miss though, you got to know who to ask for. A better way of knowing who to book than the pics, is to text and ask a description of who's available. Here's my short translation of the texts they send LOL:

20=24 yo = 24=27 yo / 25 yo = 27=33 yo / 26 yo = 33-39 yo.

Thin = Thin (this is the only one they get right LOL).

Petite = Short (height) but does not mean thin, can be overweight.

Busty top = Max a C, NOT a D. None of their girls are a D.

Curvy = Overweight / Fat.

Pretty, cute, sweet or friendly = Bad service.

Fun = much better service.

Whatever you do, don't ask for Jolene- she's terrible! Min was great, saw her a few times, very sensual and playful (in her 30's) and Lynn was AMAZING, very playful and sexy (20's).

If anyone has any insight into other girls there, please add- I'd love to hear!

Any news on the red head. Hayden. Oh wait that is Jolene her?

[Slammer6008]

Sasha, Wi and Lisa all in their 40's or 50's. Cindy certainly in her 50's and (maybe) 60's. None looks like 70's. Maybe to a younger guy they all look like grannies. But to a guy old enough to be a grandpa, they look plenty young enough. And the accommodating services are hard to beat, all at a more sensible price.

Privacy. Hmmm. The rack rate here is less than a no-tel off of Fig. Just hope the background music is suitably loud to muffle the moans and grunts eminating from your stall and provider. Don't be shy now.

BBD, once you've bounced your body off of Lisa's big ass in doggy a few times, you'll forget about her age. At least until your vesicles are fully drained. I'm rootin' for ya, Kid. Now get out there and bone that broad!

She has a great Ass from behind.

[Lift Her Up]

Sasha, Wi and Lisa all in their 40's or 50's. Cindy certainly in her 50's and (maybe) 60's. None looks like 70's. Maybe to a younger guy they all look like grannies. But to a guy old enough to be a grandpa, they look plenty young enough.

I have high school friends who are great-grandparents, a couple anyway, so yeah, they all look young to me. That said, I do believe Cindy is a little younger than 50. FWIW. (In addition to other indications, note that those natural breasts don't sag at all.) But I would be happy to keep seeing her, were she 70, saggy breasts, whatever. Any girl who welcomes me inside with a smile has me hooked.

Lift Her Up.

[Mr Plumber]

Bro only thing I saw there were 3 old Asian grannies in their 70 ies. And rooms with no doors. Is there another MHF in Westminster? You can see from pics on google there are no privacy in rooms there.

Sasha, Wi and Lisa all in their 40's or 50's. Cindy certainly in her 50's and (maybe) 60's. None looks like 70's. Maybe to a younger guy they all look like grannies. But to a guy old enough to be a grandpa, they look plenty young enough. And the accommodating services are hard to beat, all at a more sensible price.

Privacy. Hmmm. The rack rate here is less than a no-tel off of Fig. Just hope the background music is suitably loud to muffle the moans and grunts eminating from your stall and provider. Don't be shy now.

BBD, once you've bounced your body off of Lisa's big ass in doggy a few times, you'll forget about her age. At least until your vesicles are fully drained. I'm rootin' for ya, Kid. Now get out there and bone that broad!

[SaltyDog]

Serious? Is Lisa in her 70's? This was like the recommended Katy from Relax in Tustin. What a waste of time and money.

Hopefully someone can confirm her approx age? If she's older than 40 something it's going to send penguin back into his igloo.

I'll admit Katie is no beauty queen. You must have really high standards. She's a good piece of ass and loves different positions. She loves what she does, literally. Her BBJ is one of the best I've had in OC. It's not just lips going up and down your pole it the whole mouth. If your nutsack is waxed or shaved she suck lick your balls a long time. Never a rush with her. Once she's in that red lit room she looks way different. One last thing, you can actually get a good massage from her too if you want otherwise the dress will drop right away.

I wouldn't consider seeing Katie a waste of time.

[Lift Her Up]

Putting feelers out there. Any spot with decent massage that also does the deed?

Try Cindy who is now back at MHF.

Lift Her Up.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Bro only thing I saw there were 3 old Asian grannies in their 70 ies. And rooms with no doors. Is there another MHF in Westminster? You can see from pics on google there are no privacy in rooms there.

Serious? Is Lisa in her 70's? This was like the recommended Katy from Relax in Tustin. What a waste of time and money.

Hopefully someone can confirm her approx age? If she's older than 40 something it's going to send penguin back into his igloo.