Massage Parlor Reports

**Sexaholic777** · 11-05-23 21:55

Originally Posted by DoubleDave04 [View Original Post]

Very nice place with renovated showers, free parking in the back. The lady in the front desk is not the friendliest (to say the least) but some of the ladies are great. The pics they have on the IG / flickr are 100% fake, look nothing like the girls, but it can at least give you an indication of their ethnicity and general weight / size. It's a hit or miss though, you got to know who to ask for. A better way of knowing who to book than the pics, is to text and ask a description of who's available. Here's my short translation of the texts they send LOL:

20=24 yo = 24=27 yo / 25 yo = 27=33 yo / 26 yo = 33-39 yo.

Thin = Thin (this is the only one they get right LOL).

Petite = Short (height) but does not mean thin, can be overweight.

Busty top = Max a C, NOT a D. None of their girls are a D.

Curvy = Overweight / Fat.

Pretty, cute, sweet or friendly = Bad service.

Fun = much better service.

Whatever you do, don't ask for Jolene- she's terrible! Min was great, saw her a few times, very sensual and playful (in her 30's) and Lynn was AMAZING, very playful and sexy (20's).

If anyone has any insight into other girls there, please add- I'd love to hear!

Any news on the red head. Hayden. Oh wait that is Jolene her?

**Slammer6008** · 11-05-23 20:47

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Sasha, Wi and Lisa all in their 40's or 50's. Cindy certainly in her 50's and (maybe) 60's. None looks like 70's. Maybe to a younger guy they all look like grannies. But to a guy old enough to be a grandpa, they look plenty young enough. And the accommodating services are hard to beat, all at a more sensible price.

Privacy. Hmmm. The rack rate here is less than a no-tel off of Fig. Just hope the background music is suitably loud to muffle the moans and grunts eminating from your stall and provider. Don't be shy now.

BBD, once you've bounced your body off of Lisa's big ass in doggy a few times, you'll forget about her age. At least until your vesicles are fully drained. I'm rootin' for ya, Kid. Now get out there and bone that broad!

She has a great Ass from behind.

**Lift Her Up** · 11-05-23 19:12

Originally Posted by MrPlumber [View Original Post]

Sasha, Wi and Lisa all in their 40's or 50's. Cindy certainly in her 50's and (maybe) 60's. None looks like 70's. Maybe to a younger guy they all look like grannies. But to a guy old enough to be a grandpa, they look plenty young enough.

I have high school friends who are great-grandparents, a couple anyway, so yeah, they all look young to me. That said, I do believe Cindy is a little younger than 50. FWIW. (In addition to other indications, note that those natural breasts don't sag at all.) But I would be happy to keep seeing her, were she 70, saggy breasts, whatever. Any girl who welcomes me inside with a smile has me hooked.

Lift Her Up.

**Mr Plumber** · 11-05-23 16:08

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Bro only thing I saw there were 3 old Asian grannies in their 70 ies. And rooms with no doors. Is there another MHF in Westminster? You can see from pics on google there are no privacy in rooms there.

Sasha, Wi and Lisa all in their 40's or 50's. Cindy certainly in her 50's and (maybe) 60's. None looks like 70's. Maybe to a younger guy they all look like grannies. But to a guy old enough to be a grandpa, they look plenty young enough. And the accommodating services are hard to beat, all at a more sensible price.

Privacy. Hmmm. The rack rate here is less than a no-tel off of Fig. Just hope the background music is suitably loud to muffle the moans and grunts eminating from your stall and provider. Don't be shy now.

BBD, once you've bounced your body off of Lisa's big ass in doggy a few times, you'll forget about her age. At least until your vesicles are fully drained. I'm rootin' for ya, Kid. Now get out there and bone that broad!

**SaltyDog** · 11-05-23 12:13

Originally Posted by BraveNuPengwin [View Original Post]

Serious? Is Lisa in her 70's? This was like the recommended Katy from Relax in Tustin. What a waste of time and money.

Hopefully someone can confirm her approx age? If she's older than 40 something it's going to send penguin back into his igloo.

I'll admit Katie is no beauty queen. You must have really high standards. She's a good piece of ass and loves different positions. She loves what she does, literally. Her BBJ is one of the best I've had in OC. It's not just lips going up and down your pole it the whole mouth. If your nutsack is waxed or shaved she suck lick your balls a long time. Never a rush with her. Once she's in that red lit room she looks way different. One last thing, you can actually get a good massage from her too if you want otherwise the dress will drop right away.

I wouldn't consider seeing Katie a waste of time.

**Lift Her Up** · 11-05-23 01:26

Originally Posted by Lemonade1 [View Original Post]

Putting feelers out there. Any spot with decent massage that also does the deed?

Try Cindy who is now back at MHF.

Lift Her Up.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 11-04-23 19:26

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Bro only thing I saw there were 3 old Asian grannies in their 70 ies. And rooms with no doors. Is there another MHF in Westminster? You can see from pics on google there are no privacy in rooms there.

Serious? Is Lisa in her 70's? This was like the recommended Katy from Relax in Tustin. What a waste of time and money.

Hopefully someone can confirm her approx age? If she's older than 40 something it's going to send penguin back into his igloo.

**Nickelndime** · 11-04-23 16:23

Visited Rainbow after noticing it when grabbing lunch at subway. Drew Tammy. I believe she is Vietnamese. 50 ish, short, kinda plump, very nice and friendly. She's neither ugly or hot, just so-so looking. Just a ho-hum experience overall with basic massage, some teasing, and standard HJ. Was not really interested in seeing her naked but did do otc during HJ. Would not go out of the way to try others here. 60 tip.

Man, I'm finding out that it's really tough to find "hot" HJ girls in the OC, as some have said. Seems like the younger, hotter ones if working are FS, which I usually do not seek in parlors. And also noticing that these younger, hotter ones are not very adept at HJ's.

**Danny2** · 11-04-23 13:11

Originally Posted by LngTimeMongr [View Original Post]

Any mongers seen the current line up at green spa?

Current line is: Sandy. Vannesa. Ice。kelly.

Which one is the best? Whos the youngest?

Ice looks to be the youngest of them.

**LVB808** · 11-04-23 12:45

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Hmm, I think either papasan tricked me and gave me different lisa, or we have completely different vision of how thick woman should look like. I think it is more up to diet, as oppose to genetics. Women who grew up here, tend to use more sugar and high calory food, that's why they are thick as oppose to those who grew up in Asia.

I can vouch that Lisa does have a thick lower half, so you may have gotten someone else. Above the waist she is not thick, but below the waist it's ample. Maybe not Connie Perignon thick, but still very plump.

**Sticker** · 11-04-23 09:54

Hit it up a couple of days ago and drew Chloe, who I would describe as one of Hypno's standard-style girls, which isn't a bad thing. Early 30's, cute face, b-c cups, semi-shaved, brownish mid-length hair and medium build with some ink. Very good kisser, acceptable BBBJ, enjoys 69 & DATY, and good, passionate sex. Mamasan had told me that Rika and Suki were the other two girls in the current rotation, and Rika would have been my first choice, and Suki my second, but they were busy.

Since Chloe was pretty good, I may head back in a couple of days to check out one of the others, and mamasan said she'll do a better job of getting me the right girl for my appointment next time. Usually she's good about that, but at least if it becomes a problem, I can always hang it out at Nature more often.

Has anyone tried Rika or Suki at Hypno yet?

**VoodooChile** · 11-04-23 06:22

Originally Posted by Helmette [View Original Post]

She gave me a proper, back massage, that got rid of my shoulder pain. And yes, she is happy to offer the deed at extra cost. I am kinda new to this, but thus far, she had the best attitude and service.

Funny, I thought she gave a terrible massage. And wasn't impressed at all with the service from her. She was sweet, but massage was basically 30 minutes of her digging her elbows in the same spot over and over. Had to tell her to stop a few times. Extra stuff I felt she was a bit of a dead fish to be honest, but maybe I have been spoiled lately. YMMV.

**JohnTheDodger** · 11-04-23 02:11

Originally Posted by Helmette [View Original Post]

She gave me a proper, back massage, that got rid of my shoulder pain. And yes, she is happy to offer the deed at extra cost. I am kinda new to this, but thus far, she had the best attitude and service.

How's ice's body type?

**Helmette** · 11-03-23 23:01

I will visit Bamboo Wood at Westminster and report back here. Gracias!

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

Burke is a 100% legit place. Try anything there and best case you get kicked out with no refund and banned from returning to any location. Worst case they press charges. Legit shops don't mess around when it comes to this stuff. The BW that is talked about here is Bamboo Wood in Westminster.

**BigBoDonk** · 11-03-23 22:16

Originally Posted by SaltyDog [View Original Post]

If any of you guys remember Mandy from M&A that moved out of state she's back. Really big nice firm round ass and she love to wear a G-String to go along with her ass. Seen her today and a nice round ass is a rare thing. Good thing she has a firm ass otherwise I wouldn't waste my time.

If you're a rookie she'll sniff you out right away, YMMV but not for me.

So where is big booty Mandy is working? I will exchange contacts of 80 buck FS latina for that. Let me know guys.