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Today 22:13 #36368
Posts: 46You were all Right
I've been avoiding Right since it is basically 90% of the posts here for now. I did the same with Believe, only jumped on that train about 2 months before they closed shop. Couldn't resist anymore and visited today (Tuesday) at around 4:30. Parking lot had about 10 cars parked so I thought maybe I was going to have to wait but made a quick phone call and was told to walk on in.
Was greeted at the door by a short, short haired cutie in a pink dress, I was happy. She grabbed my hand and led me back to my room, only 1 door was closed so they weren't busy. Pink dress collects the house fee and excuses herself while I get comfortable on the table. While I'm getting ready I see patron behind the closed door making his exit so I was alone I think. A minute later in walks my girl but it wasn't pink dress, instead it was an incredibly gorgeous slender beauty with perfect petite curves in a little blue dress. She introduced herself as Lisa and pink dress girl was already faded from my memory. This being my first time here I didn't know exactly what their routine is so I let Lisa take control of the start of the session and she proceeded with an actually decent girlfriend quality massage for about 6-7 minutes.
Flipped over and she asked me what we were going to do together and I pointed to the stack of cash I left on the table and nodded and told me she'd be back in 2 minutes. A couple minutes later she pops back in and abra cadabra her dress is gone. She giggles and pours herself a glass of top shelf Listerine and swirls it like a seasoned sommelier and then jumps up on the table and on me and goes straight in for very aggressive DFK. After 12 rounds of boxing our tongues go to the score card and judges issue us a draw. Lisa asked if I would like the company of an additional partner but I graciously declined and told her that she was good enough for me. After that we played poker for a while and that was pretty fun. After our poker game Lisa helped me get dressed and walked me out and right as she opened the door to the lobby, one of you fine gentlemen walked in the front door at which point Lisa shoved me in the side room and closed the door. I was now locked in a room with a different girl but that girl got up and walked out and greeted that guy and Lisa retrieved me and we said our goodbyes.
Every bit of the hype for this place is warranted, my time spent with Lisa was probably the best non unicorn (IYKYK) experience I've had, if not up there with the best.
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Today 21:09 #36367
Posts: 189Is she Asian?
Originally Posted by CumDripp [View Original Post]
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Today 21:08 #36366
Posts: 189Made some space
Originally Posted by CarlosD3 [View Original Post]
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Today 20:32 #36365
Posts: 47Originally Posted by SukijoSeiwaka [View Original Post]
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Today 17:41 #36364
Posts: 29Trade
Your mailbox is full good sir so please clear out and reach out to me for info trading. I, too, strangely like large boobs and asses.
Originally Posted by SukijoSeiwaka [View Original Post]
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Today 17:38 #36363
Posts: 250Originally Posted by Halo6148 [View Original Post]
Sorry you have to deal with that.
My advice to any new monger, regardless of race, looks, weight. Whatever. Would be to become a regular at a spot you feel comfy in and get to become a familiar face to the staff. After a few trips they will know you are safe and you will have no problems.
Once the mommasan knows you it will be easy to get whatever you want.
Your other points are all good. Show up clean and be charming. All there is to it.
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Today 16:27 #36362
Posts: 229Originally Posted by CryMoarHoar [View Original Post]
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Today 15:14 #36361
Posts: 189Soomi? Nature? Right?
Originally Posted by CarlosD3 [View Original Post]
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Today 14:27 #36360
Posts: 165Rite On
At Fruitcake regarding front desk.
They mus t be reading this forum becuase there was a girlsitting at the desk at front yesterday when I went.
Also who was the mofo who took part in a foursome yesterday? Props to ya! LOL!
I have a hard time now with a threesome. Too much work on my part. Hehehe!
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Today 14:18 #36359
Posts: 136Green nature in orange
Went to green place the last weekend.
All the popular names were not available as I was told. During the time when I was there, nobody came in. Guessed they were not busy.
Eventually settled with a Chinese MILF named Sophia. Not young, not pretty face, titts are fine.
BBBJ was pretty decent and I blew it inside the bag doing K9.
5 entry and 1. 3 fee. She asked for more but I refused to give more.
I won't repeat. I don't go there often and that's probably why they did not give me one of the popular girls.
Hell no, definitely won't repeat.
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Today 12:56 #36358
Posts: 2Advice to Newer African American Mongers
Originally Posted by Hellfyreclub901 [View Original Post]
While OC Amper is 100% right that a few bad apples can ruin it for everyone especially in OC considering we are about 2% of the resident population. While that MAY cause you to get turned down, there are lots of things you can do to prevent this and receive service whenever you go out. As someone who's never been turned down, with the worst I've gotten being initial refusal when I asked for "bang bang" and then eventual agreement after making it clear that is the only service I would pay for (this happened once), it is 90% presentation and 10% location selection.
-Try to get a shower in if you hadn't that morning or the night before.
-Wear something nice. Not saying it has to be formal, I always go in street clothes, but instead of the hoodie, sweats, and vans opt for say the Nike, Gymshark, or any other nice name brand, some jeans / pajama pants, and Air Forces.
-Brush your teeth or at least get some gum in (obviously).
-Don't act jittery or aggressive, just relax and everyone else will too.
-A smile never hurt.
-When it gets down to it do not be rough, unless they ask / want you to.
-Being chatty is always a plus with these ladies.
-Try to cover any large tattoos initially, once they have taken you in there is no chance they will turn you down after they begin and finally notice them.
-Try to avoid VERY popular places, as the more popular, the more likely they have had a bad apple before and that won't help your chances. Stick with low volume to only relatively popular places (on and off days).
This is a compilation of all the general bad things black friends of mine have done while being turned down, and general advice they have given me. I am 5'10, bulky, and have dreads so if these tips have worked so well for me, there is no reason they shouldn't work for you. When it comes to escorts and hookers that's a whole different ball game, I'd need another post for that.
Good luck.
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Today 10:53 #36357
Posts: 51Thank you for answering every question
Originally Posted by CarlosD3 [View Original Post]
You sold me LOL.
Reason why I was considering is because OC is a drive for me. I'd have to go out of my way. But if it's truly worth it, the adventure is worth it.
If I lived in OC, my financial situation would be a lot more volatile LOL you guys have it great over here. My dumbass is still in LA, maybe for the best LOL.
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Today 08:46 #36356
Posts: 29Probably not
Was there a smoke shop next door? I see no reason why anyone would need to hop a counter. But this hobby is very much YMMV, so you could've just had a bad luck of the draw. You can't go wrong with Right Spa but Soomi is one of a kind and worth the extra effort to see IMO.
Originally Posted by FruitCake [View Original Post]
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Today 02:04 #36355
Posts: 39Originally Posted by CconstantRepea [View Original Post]
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Today 00:02 #36354
Posts: 351Nature / bait switch, what the f*
Bros, Don't go to nature / I called for Sommie / soda, they said she was working. While waiting for Soomie / Soda, I was watching the Monitor that they have in the room and SOME FOOL HOPPED THE COUNTER AND LURKS AROUND, AND HAS THE BALLS TO COME BACK IN AS A CUSTOMER, WTF!! I WANTED TO leave, but then money hungry MASSUES said" oh, wait, wait,. JUST WAIT. . OK, THEN waited and came in some fat chick, what a Joke that was, , no turn on at all,. Just went with the flow. No Soomie that I saw in the house. Fuck it, I'll go to Right Spa next time. Did i go to the correct place where Soomie was working???