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  1. #36368

    You were all Right

    I've been avoiding Right since it is basically 90% of the posts here for now. I did the same with Believe, only jumped on that train about 2 months before they closed shop. Couldn't resist anymore and visited today (Tuesday) at around 4:30. Parking lot had about 10 cars parked so I thought maybe I was going to have to wait but made a quick phone call and was told to walk on in.

    Was greeted at the door by a short, short haired cutie in a pink dress, I was happy. She grabbed my hand and led me back to my room, only 1 door was closed so they weren't busy. Pink dress collects the house fee and excuses herself while I get comfortable on the table. While I'm getting ready I see patron behind the closed door making his exit so I was alone I think. A minute later in walks my girl but it wasn't pink dress, instead it was an incredibly gorgeous slender beauty with perfect petite curves in a little blue dress. She introduced herself as Lisa and pink dress girl was already faded from my memory. This being my first time here I didn't know exactly what their routine is so I let Lisa take control of the start of the session and she proceeded with an actually decent girlfriend quality massage for about 6-7 minutes.

    Flipped over and she asked me what we were going to do together and I pointed to the stack of cash I left on the table and nodded and told me she'd be back in 2 minutes. A couple minutes later she pops back in and abra cadabra her dress is gone. She giggles and pours herself a glass of top shelf Listerine and swirls it like a seasoned sommelier and then jumps up on the table and on me and goes straight in for very aggressive DFK. After 12 rounds of boxing our tongues go to the score card and judges issue us a draw. Lisa asked if I would like the company of an additional partner but I graciously declined and told her that she was good enough for me. After that we played poker for a while and that was pretty fun. After our poker game Lisa helped me get dressed and walked me out and right as she opened the door to the lobby, one of you fine gentlemen walked in the front door at which point Lisa shoved me in the side room and closed the door. I was now locked in a room with a different girl but that girl got up and walked out and greeted that guy and Lisa retrieved me and we said our goodbyes.

    Every bit of the hype for this place is warranted, my time spent with Lisa was probably the best non unicorn (IYKYK) experience I've had, if not up there with the best.

  2. #36367

    Is she Asian?

    Quote Originally Posted by CumDripp  [View Original Post]
    Not a MP but a club, Kayley at Sahara OC Theatre is pretty BIG (has a pic roll call), and pretty flexible can do the splits while dancing. Personally think she is on the thicker / fatter side, but I guess some fetishes out there appreciate it.
    I'm not into thick girls but, Asians normally don't have huge asses so, it could be quite the spectacle to sport.

  3. #36366

    Made some space

    Quote Originally Posted by CarlosD3  [View Original Post]
    Your mailbox is full good sir so please clear out and reach out to me for info trading. I, too, strangely like large boobs and asses.
    Made space thanks.

  4. #36365
    Quote Originally Posted by SukijoSeiwaka  [View Original Post]
    Realized I want a time filler. How big is Soomi's butt if compared to an actress or object? I'm looking for very uniqe individuals on my downtime. Which spa is best for 18-30? So far I've been seeing regulars, only fans chicks, etc until my bookers have huge breasted javs for me to BBFS. I literally have 4-7 days a week to drive around ejaculating. Any suggestions on huge breasted or Asian women with huge butts (I don't like big butts but, I like anomalies) please refer to me. If necessary, I have some contacts to trade if you like big asses or huge breast. All are 30 and younger.
    Not a MP but a club, Kayley at Sahara OC Theatre is pretty BIG (has a pic roll call), and pretty flexible can do the splits while dancing. Personally think she is on the thicker / fatter side, but I guess some fetishes out there appreciate it.

  5. #36364

    Trade

    Your mailbox is full good sir so please clear out and reach out to me for info trading. I, too, strangely like large boobs and asses.

    Quote Originally Posted by SukijoSeiwaka  [View Original Post]
    Realized I want a time filler. How big is Soomi's butt if compared to an actress or object? I'm looking for very uniqe individuals on my downtime. Which spa is best for 18-30? So far I've been seeing regulars, only fans chicks, etc until my bookers have huge breasted javs for me to BBFS. I literally have 4-7 days a week to drive around ejaculating. Any suggestions on huge breasted or Asian women with huge butts (I don't like big butts but, I like anomalies) please refer to me. If necessary, I have some contacts to trade if you like big asses or huge breast. All are 30 and younger.

  6. #36363
    Quote Originally Posted by Halo6148  [View Original Post]
    Hey, usual lurker here because I don't usually have any seasoned input, but this is a topic I can definitely provide some help with as I happen to be black. So here is some advice from a new monger (I've only been to about 17 different places), to newer mongers or guys who want to try it out and are black but don't know how it will affect them.

    While OC Amper is 100% right that a few bad apples can ruin it for everyone especially in OC considering we are about 2% of the resident population. While that MAY cause you to get turned down, there are lots of things you can do to prevent this and receive service whenever you go out. As someone who's never been turned down, with the worst I've gotten being initial refusal when I asked for "bang bang" and then eventual agreement after making it clear that is the only service I would pay for (this happened once), it is 90% presentation and 10% location selection.

    -Try to get a shower in if you hadn't that morning or the night before.

    -Wear something nice. Not saying it has to be formal, I always go in street clothes, but instead of the hoodie, sweats, and vans opt for say the Nike, Gymshark, or any other nice name brand, some jeans / pajama pants, and Air Forces.

    -Brush your teeth or at least get some gum in (obviously).

    -Don't act jittery or aggressive, just relax and everyone else will too.

    -A smile never hurt.

    -When it gets down to it do not be rough, unless they ask / want you to.

    -Being chatty is always a plus with these ladies.

    -Try to cover any large tattoos initially, once they have taken you in there is no chance they will turn you down after they begin and finally notice them.

    -Try to avoid VERY popular places, as the more popular, the more likely they have had a bad apple before and that won't help your chances. Stick with low volume to only relatively popular places (on and off days).

    This is a compilation of all the general bad things black friends of mine have done while being turned down, and general advice they have given me. I am 5'10, bulky, and have dreads so if these tips have worked so well for me, there is no reason they shouldn't work for you. When it comes to escorts and hookers that's a whole different ball game, I'd need another post for that.

    Good luck.
    Man that is some BS that you have to worry about this stuff based on your race. This hobby is sketchy enough as it is without throwing race issues into the mix!

    Sorry you have to deal with that.

    My advice to any new monger, regardless of race, looks, weight. Whatever. Would be to become a regular at a spot you feel comfy in and get to become a familiar face to the staff. After a few trips they will know you are safe and you will have no problems.

    Once the mommasan knows you it will be easy to get whatever you want.

    Your other points are all good. Show up clean and be charming. All there is to it.

  7. #36362
    Quote Originally Posted by CryMoarHoar  [View Original Post]
    Went to green place the last weekend.

    All the popular names were not available as I was told. During the time when I was there, nobody came in. Guessed they were not busy.

    Eventually settled with a Chinese MILF named Sophia. Not young, not pretty face, titts are fine.

    BBBJ was pretty decent and I blew it inside the bag doing K9.

    5 entry and 1. 3 fee. She asked for more but I refused to give more.

    I won't repeat. I don't go there often and that's probably why they did not give me one of the popular girls.

    Hell no, definitely won't repeat.
    The green goblin strikes again, seems like you have to give a masonic handshake or something to get a good one.

  8. #36361

    Soomi? Nature? Right?

    Quote Originally Posted by CarlosD3  [View Original Post]
    Was there a smoke shop next door? I see no reason why anyone would need to hop a counter. But this hobby is very much YMMV, so you could've just had a bad luck of the draw. You can't go wrong with Right Spa but Soomi is one of a kind and worth the extra effort to see IMO.
    Realized I want a time filler. How big is Soomi's butt if compared to an actress or object? I'm looking for very uniqe individuals on my downtime. Which spa is best for 18-30? So far I've been seeing regulars, only fans chicks, etc until my bookers have huge breasted javs for me to BBFS. I literally have 4-7 days a week to drive around ejaculating. Any suggestions on huge breasted or Asian women with huge butts (I don't like big butts but, I like anomalies) please refer to me. If necessary, I have some contacts to trade if you like big asses or huge breast. All are 30 and younger.

  9. #36360

    Rite On

    At Fruitcake regarding front desk.

    They mus t be reading this forum becuase there was a girlsitting at the desk at front yesterday when I went.

    Also who was the mofo who took part in a foursome yesterday? Props to ya! LOL!

    I have a hard time now with a threesome. Too much work on my part. Hehehe!

  10. #36359

    Green nature in orange

    Went to green place the last weekend.

    All the popular names were not available as I was told. During the time when I was there, nobody came in. Guessed they were not busy.

    Eventually settled with a Chinese MILF named Sophia. Not young, not pretty face, titts are fine.

    BBBJ was pretty decent and I blew it inside the bag doing K9.

    5 entry and 1. 3 fee. She asked for more but I refused to give more.

    I won't repeat. I don't go there often and that's probably why they did not give me one of the popular girls.

    Hell no, definitely won't repeat.

  11. #36358

    Advice to Newer African American Mongers

    Quote Originally Posted by Hellfyreclub901  [View Original Post]
    So my other experiences of getting turned away haven't been at AMPs (I'm still new to this, going to Right Spa would've been just my 4th AMP visit ever). They've been with sex workers on the internet who say "No African Americans" after I say my race or sex workers on Beach who see me and immediately look away.
    Hey, usual lurker here because I don't usually have any seasoned input, but this is a topic I can definitely provide some help with as I happen to be black. So here is some advice from a new monger (I've only been to about 17 different places), to newer mongers or guys who want to try it out and are black but don't know how it will affect them.

    While OC Amper is 100% right that a few bad apples can ruin it for everyone especially in OC considering we are about 2% of the resident population. While that MAY cause you to get turned down, there are lots of things you can do to prevent this and receive service whenever you go out. As someone who's never been turned down, with the worst I've gotten being initial refusal when I asked for "bang bang" and then eventual agreement after making it clear that is the only service I would pay for (this happened once), it is 90% presentation and 10% location selection.

    -Try to get a shower in if you hadn't that morning or the night before.

    -Wear something nice. Not saying it has to be formal, I always go in street clothes, but instead of the hoodie, sweats, and vans opt for say the Nike, Gymshark, or any other nice name brand, some jeans / pajama pants, and Air Forces.

    -Brush your teeth or at least get some gum in (obviously).

    -Don't act jittery or aggressive, just relax and everyone else will too.

    -A smile never hurt.

    -When it gets down to it do not be rough, unless they ask / want you to.

    -Being chatty is always a plus with these ladies.

    -Try to cover any large tattoos initially, once they have taken you in there is no chance they will turn you down after they begin and finally notice them.

    -Try to avoid VERY popular places, as the more popular, the more likely they have had a bad apple before and that won't help your chances. Stick with low volume to only relatively popular places (on and off days).

    This is a compilation of all the general bad things black friends of mine have done while being turned down, and general advice they have given me. I am 5'10, bulky, and have dreads so if these tips have worked so well for me, there is no reason they shouldn't work for you. When it comes to escorts and hookers that's a whole different ball game, I'd need another post for that.

    Good luck.

  12. #36357

    Thank you for answering every question

    Quote Originally Posted by CarlosD3  [View Original Post]
    Soomi would probably be the hottest chick at Right Spa by a half mile. But at least for me she barely kissed and did not show the incredible enthusiasm of the RS ladies, notably that she didn't suggest we get married or that she loved me. So service for me would go RS but Soomi is now in the top 5 hottest chicks I've ever boned lifetime.

    So don't choose, just go for it. And I don't see why she wouldn't do an hour, just get there early or on a weekend when it's slower. She's here for 10 days she said.
    Appreciate your info.

    You sold me LOL.

    Reason why I was considering is because OC is a drive for me. I'd have to go out of my way. But if it's truly worth it, the adventure is worth it.

    If I lived in OC, my financial situation would be a lot more volatile LOL you guys have it great over here. My dumbass is still in LA, maybe for the best LOL.

  13. #36356

    Probably not

    Was there a smoke shop next door? I see no reason why anyone would need to hop a counter. But this hobby is very much YMMV, so you could've just had a bad luck of the draw. You can't go wrong with Right Spa but Soomi is one of a kind and worth the extra effort to see IMO.

    Quote Originally Posted by FruitCake  [View Original Post]
    Bros, Don't go to nature / I called for Sommie / soda, they said she was working. While waiting for Soomie / Soda, I was watching the Monitor that they have in the room and SOME FOOL HOPPED THE COUNTER AND LURKS AROUND, AND HAS THE BALLS TO COME BACK IN AS A CUSTOMER, WTF!! I WANTED TO leave, but then money hungry MASSUES said" oh, wait, wait,. JUST WAIT. . OK, THEN waited and came in some fat chick, what a Joke that was, , no turn on at all,. Just went with the flow. No Soomie that I saw in the house. Fuck it, I'll go to Right Spa next time. Did i go to the correct place where Soomie was working???

  14. #36355
    Quote Originally Posted by CconstantRepea  [View Original Post]
    Went the other day and they tried so hard to prevent an incoming monger from seeing me leave. We're both studying the cam and she's like let's go now. As soon as we step out, I look to the right toward the restroom and see the person we were trying to avoid LOL. Another time I set up a back to back with Selina at right and coco at nature but for some reason Selina kept me overtime 15 minutes to prevent other mongers in waiting room from seeing me. It would be okay if it was for a 2nd pop, but we were both clothed just waiting for waiting room to clear up. Nearly missed my 2nd appt.

    I too notice when in rush mode tge 2nd girl will stay there for like 7 minutes than bounce and never come back. But I guess that's their m. O. I've gotten better at resisting tge double.
    They must have been slipping the last time I was there. When they walked me out to the lobby, they opened the door to let me out and there was some guy standing right there waiting. It was after 10 pm so I have no idea why someone was showing up that late anyway.

  15. #36354

    Nature / bait switch, what the f*

    Bros, Don't go to nature / I called for Sommie / soda, they said she was working. While waiting for Soomie / Soda, I was watching the Monitor that they have in the room and SOME FOOL HOPPED THE COUNTER AND LURKS AROUND, AND HAS THE BALLS TO COME BACK IN AS A CUSTOMER, WTF!! I WANTED TO leave, but then money hungry MASSUES said" oh, wait, wait,. JUST WAIT. . OK, THEN waited and came in some fat chick, what a Joke that was, , no turn on at all,. Just went with the flow. No Soomie that I saw in the house. Fuck it, I'll go to Right Spa next time. Did i go to the correct place where Soomie was working???

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