Massage Parlor Reports

[LongChorizo]

After this review, I wanted to check this place out. To save you reading the whole thing I don't monger a lot but this was the worst experience I have had to date.

Contrary to what Whacking said I think Kristie is probably closer to mid-late 40's. Her body is okay, and I'd pretty much agree with Howdy's description, but I think our opinions of smoking hot differ.

Get there, meet Kristie, get shown to room, pay entry. She was dressed in all sweats. She leaves for about 10 seconds and comes back in before I was undressed. I lay on table and massage is better than average. I give off signs of looking for more and she doesn't move away but lets me continue. After 2 minutes of massage she tells me to flip and asks what I want. Everything? No only he is available. I think why ask if there's only one thing available? I ask really no FS. No that doesn't happen here. Okay fine BJ. She looks hesitant and says $. I say no way! . 6? That ain't happening. Ugh, fine. 8 since I don't have a lot of time and can't go hunt down another place. She leaves to get stuff, comes back with saran wrap!! Ugh. She asks if I have a hat. No I don't bring hats with me. She said if I had a hat she would do *makes humping motion* but since I don't no go. Hell no, I wouldn't do it without a hat anyway. I'm about to just say forget it and leave but like I say no time to find another place. She pulled her sweatpants to her knees and lifted up shirt, allowed exploring under clothes, and very light fiv. No daty. She got damn wet though, and she did feel pretty tight like what Howdy said. Saran wrap is the worst and left very frustrated. Glad some of you guys have found a good place. But from my experience I could not recommend this to anyone.

Just a note. The entire building is under construction / renovation, so there's construction guys around and they can see you entering especially while they're working on the roof. If that makes you uncomfortable, you should probably avoid.

I am glad I read this review before heading out today. I am saving my monies LOL It sounds like a bad experience already. I drove by and didn't see any construction at the moment, so that's a turn off, plus being known in the community there might not be a good place to be either LOL.

Man, it's so hard to find a good spot. I might as well have to eat a beautiful Apple in Torrance and call it a day.

Happy hunting guys. Thanks for the review Voltron.

[Two Minute Man]

I had been seeing Sara at Life's Key Day Spa weekly for the last two years. Unfortunately it had never progressed beyond a hand job despite numerous subtle hints from me. My buddy, however, had used Sara's submissive streak to his benefit and had enjoyed her in every way imaginable. I was too polite to push Sara down that path but it was finally going to be my turn in the Sukebe chair! Her young friend Koko and I were picking out a sexy outfit for Sara to wear while she pleasured me. There were so many fantasy costumes that it was really difficult for me to decide. I kept going back between the cheerleader and the schoolgirl. Finally, I selected a pink cheerleader costume for my first orgasm. As we left the girls' closet Koko smiled sweetly and said, "I know it was difficult for you to choose an outfit. We will change costumes during your recovery period. Sara the schoolgirl will ensure your second cumshot is just as pleasurable as the first. Variety is the spice of life!" I could barely believe what I had just heard and was grinning from ear to ear. This girl really knew how to get inside a man's head. Koko then escorted me to a massive bathtub that was full of soap suds. You could see steam coming off of it and it looked very inviting. Koko gestured towards the tub and tossed a small silk pillow on the floor next to it. It was a pastel shade of pink and had the word "Humility" embroidered across the top of it. Koko then left the room. I stripped naked and entered the tub. It felt amazing and was the perfect temperature. As soon as I was comfortable, Sara entered the large bathroom. She was wearing a pink thong bikini that left nothing to the imagination. She had on a pair of matching high heels that clicked seductively as she crossed the bathroom floor. Her hair was in a tight ponytail held up by a pink scrunchy. She looked very sexy and and had obviously put some effort into looking good for me. I had only ever seen her in jeans before so I took my time checking her out. She was a hot piece of ass for sure. She approached the tub and knelt on the humility pillow Koko had left there for her. She smiled very sweetly at me and I could tell that her demeanor had changed. All of the cool, bitchy attitude was gone replaced by a humble girl that was willing to cater to my every need. I wasn't sure if she was under the threat of punishment or if she had already been punished, but she seemed genuinely happy to serve me. She reached under the tub and handed me a chilled glass of wine and then humbly apologized for her rudeness. She offered her apologies several times saying that her outburst was unacceptable. I was a guest in her master's house and she had embarrassed him with her lack of class. She hoped I could find it in my heart to forgive her and she would do everything in her power to make it up to me tonight. My cock was raging as I processed her words and casually sipped my wine. I was finally going to enjoy this little hottie! After a few minutes of her continued humility, I told her I accepted her apology. She looked like a huge weight had been lifted from her shoulders and thanked me profusely.

She smiled again and asked me if she could wash my hair. I nodded my consent and she placed my wine glass on the side table next to the tub. Using a container that was under the tub she began to pour water on my head. I relaxed as she washed my hair and gave me a fantastic scalp massage. Her beautifully manicured nails felt amazing as she teased my head, neck and ears. She then added conditioner and rinsed my hair thoroughly. Once my hair was rinsed she whispered seductively in my ear telling me that tonight was all about me. She gave my ear a quick nibble and offered to get into the tub with me. It was then that I realized that was why she had a bathing suit on. I really liked the idea of Sara in the tub with me. I knew once she got into the bath I could get her to take the edge off and quickly rub one out. Or maybe I could lather up her breasts and tit-fuck her. Or maybe have her suck my cock. That wouldn't take long at all! As these thoughts tumbled through my head I suddenly got control of myself. I needed to wait until this ***** was on her knees before me dressed as a cheerleader before I took my pleasure. I told her that she should remain kneeling on her humility pillow and contemplate how she was going to make amends for her earlier rudeness. She hung her head in shame and my cock was dancing between my legs at her apparent submission to me. I could see pre-cum in the bath water such was my level of anticipation. At last, after two years of nothing but handjobs, I was finally going to get some play from this hottie. I was in no hurry and was thoroughly enjoying being in control of Sara.

[AsianMovie605]

Got there when they just open. I find I get exceptional service when they start the shift. Was pulled into a room by C. A very relaxing 40 minutes of back massage, then on the flip, a HE was performed. After the explosion, she went back to massaging me. Out the door with $95 less.

[HowdyDoody32]

Sorry to hear you had a bad experience! 2 minute massage? And she said "No" to "everything?" She spit out numbers too? The girl I saw insisted on me making the offer. We're definitely talking about same girl and same place though. I have a feeling she noticed the increased number of customers this week LMAO! This place didn't even have any reviews on here until mines. As WhackingOff mentioned it's pretty much a dead parlor where all the good girls have left. What made my experience great and something to always remember was not really this girl's face, her body, or the sex, but rather that iPad experience LOL! I didn't say she was "smoking hot" either! I said, "she's OK looking and that she would have a smoking body if she lost 10 lbs of fat and gained 10 lbs of muscle! Also WhackingOff warned us about the saran wrap thing too he he he.

[VoltronX]

I do got to say thanks for that advice lmao! Saw kristy. She said only Mon. and Tue. God damn! I'd say of all the chicks I've boned at massage parlors for CFS, this experience is at the top of my all-time favorites list. Like #1 or #2. Some funny ass shit happened today. She's OK looking, and her body was pretty good-looking too! If she lost 10 lbs of fat and put on 10 lbs of muscle in her legs she would have a smoking body. She's got a nice body. Firm, small tits, and she's got a very pretty pussy too. All I can say is, that today if you were that monger in the waiting room pressing the dinger every few minutes and pacing back and forth and waiting, WE WERE BUSY FUCKING. We were watching you on the security cam iPad LMFAO! Oh that was funny shit! During round one of "cowgirl-mish-doggie style" I told her I'll try to be quick but she said "just keep fucking me. " So I kept fucking her. And we watched you as you paced back and forth hitting the dinger. Then we went for a round two of "cowgirl-mish-doggie style" and after that I told her she could finish me off with her hand. She looked to see if the monger in the waiting room was still there, and he was, and she said, "no, just keep fucking me" hahahahaha. "I know that customer," and then she said something about him that had me bust out ROFLMFAO! So we went for round three! I pounded and pounded her, ate her pussy, ate her ass, watched the monger pace back and forth, watched myself fucking her in the mirror, and as I eventually got tired and started to get a little limp during mish, I pulled out, removed the condom and blew my load all over her stomach. Oh she was great. Really fun girl. WOW that was fun. Deffo going to see her again sometime. I'd be careful though because if you look at yelp reviews people have called the cops recently on this place before so stay cautious.

P.S. I hope you weren't that monger in the waiting room hahahaha!

After this review, I wanted to check this place out. To save you reading the whole thing I don't monger a lot but this was the worst experience I have had to date.

Contrary to what Whacking said I think Kristie is probably closer to mid-late 40's. Her body is okay, and I'd pretty much agree with Howdy's description, but I think our opinions of smoking hot differ.

Get there, meet Kristie, get shown to room, pay entry. She was dressed in all sweats. She leaves for about 10 seconds and comes back in before I was undressed. I lay on table and massage is better than average. I give off signs of looking for more and she doesn't move away but lets me continue. After 2 minutes of massage she tells me to flip and asks what I want. Everything? No only he is available. I think why ask if there's only one thing available? I ask really no FS. No that doesn't happen here. Okay fine BJ. She looks hesitant and says $. I say no way! . 6? That ain't happening. Ugh, fine. 8 since I don't have a lot of time and can't go hunt down another place. She leaves to get stuff, comes back with saran wrap!! Ugh. She asks if I have a hat. No I don't bring hats with me. She said if I had a hat she would do *makes humping motion* but since I don't no go. Hell no, I wouldn't do it without a hat anyway. I'm about to just say forget it and leave but like I say no time to find another place. She pulled her sweatpants to her knees and lifted up shirt, allowed exploring under clothes, and very light fiv. No daty. She got damn wet though, and she did feel pretty tight like what Howdy said. Saran wrap is the worst and left very frustrated. Glad some of you guys have found a good place. But from my experience I could not recommend this to anyone.

Just a note. The entire building is under construction / renovation, so there's construction guys around and they can see you entering especially while they're working on the roof. If that makes you uncomfortable, you should probably avoid.

[Cuat28]

Any place where I can get mans caped and leave a little less stressed?

[Hihon]

Throw a rock. There's plenty close by. Harbor blvd area, Sapphire down on Main by McFadden. Lots to chose from.

There's this place Massage Essence behind McDonald's. How's this place?

[Ass Coach]

Hey guys I'm here for a conference and staying near the intersection of Bristol and Santa Ana Ave. Any good places to get a HJ, BJ or even FS? Thanks,

Throw a rock. There's plenty close by. Harbor blvd area, Sapphire down on Main by McFadden. Lots to chose from.

[SmartPath]

Does anyone know of any in the OC or if they even exist?

[Hihon]

Hey guys I'm here for a conference and staying near the intersection of Bristol and Santa Ana Ave. Any good places to get a HJ, BJ or even FS? Thanks,

[HowdyDoody32]

Thanks man. I figured it out and found it while driving by today. I was on the opposite plaza, where there is only men giving massage LOL. No thanks.

What was the damage, if you don't mind. I really don't want do use cards here.

I am a bit nervous on the police Yelp reviews. Thanks again.

Damage was 40 + 140.

[Buldge]

Go to the corner of fair and Harbor blvd in costa mesa. Look for the building that Houses Hotties pizza. Take a stroll through the courtyard. You can thank me later.

I was visiting the area just for the evening and I'm a massage fan. I read through this forum to see what what sort of offerings OC has. I have to thank USASG for allowing us to share our experience and keep each other safe.

My experience at this place was unusual. Right after I entered and was greeted by a 30 ish Chinese girl, a couple other customers walked in. I did see one other Chinese girl there. Both were dressed in tight fitting short summer dresses. One was slightly better looking than the other.

She lead me back to the room and requested $. 6 house fee. She left and came back to the room then immediately had me turn over. We negotiated the price for HJ at $. 4 I actually only got one muscle massaged which took about 10 minutes. I was permitted some OTC roaming but was asked for more $ for anything else. She apologized and said she couldn't provide me an actual massage because of the 4 other customers waiting. $. 2 was returned and I was shuffled out the door.

I suspect FS is available for the right $. $. 8 total for a 10 minute HJ by a semi cute Chinese gal isn't a good value in my opinion. An AMP that doesn't provide the "M" is none too interesting either. I like the massage part and the teasing that is customary because it is relaxing, beneficial and really makes the HE more intense!

Thanks again A2 and USASG!

[DunKirk666]

Has anyone tried Nana?

Yes. Young, pretty, lots of tats. Good English. Efficient but even after 3 visits never got a sensual feel from her. Friendly but business like. Handy, no FS.

[RBFSyndrome]

This place is next to Stater Brothers and serves as a good spot to go after or before doing the ol' pub crawl along Newport Blvd since they are open late. I would recommend calling first. The advertise on cityxguide and their number is also on google reviews.

Last weekend I met a gal with nice big baby bottle nipples and she did give me a nice oral session. It was a perfect night cap. I parked at Stater Brothers and picked up a 6 pack of Lagunitas afterwards to top off a nice evening.

The Golden Sunrise Spa? This spot was pretty good last time I went to CM. They had a bunch of cute young girls and some of them even gave head. Sorry to hear, bro.

What was the damage here with BJ? Is it BBBJ? CBJ? BBBJCIM? More details would be appreciated. Thank you.

[BabyWipes]

Looking to see these girls at HS soon, if anyone has info it would be much appreciated!

Jazzy, Erin, Marcie, Vina, Ileen, Jacey.