Massage Parlor Reports

[TwoBlueBalls]

I read your report and had a flashback of walking through Chicago Chinatown watching many of the local Chinese men and women spitting everywhere! My Chinese friends tell me it's common practice in China. Alamak! You wanted her to toss your salad?! Too phunny! Maybe if you had some ginger sesame oil dressing she'd have been more accommodating. Ai yaaa!

After a few beers at the bar. Stopped by F & C and got Lucy (I think). Skinny, early 40 late 30's. Tiny ass, small tits but overall nice body.

After 5 min of massage. On the flip, ask me what I wanted, told her everything, agreed on 1.00. BBBJ was average, tried get her to toss my salad, she didn't budge.

She keeps spitting on the floor during BBBJ. Got total turned off. Got her to hunker down on the boy so I could blow my load fast.

Room was humid smells like fish, place feels like a dirty corner hotel. All offers were on the table but I couldn't do it. I prefer quality of quantity. Prob won't repeat.

Cheers!

[Mb3333]

Thanks for the post, I decided to book with her based off your review, been thinking about it for a while. I only got a half hour, nice private setup and she seems like s pro with the blades on my soft bits. Nice body like you said and encouraging through the end. Will see her again for sure.

She told me her name is Michelle? Welp. 10/10 is fair all things considered.

Went with a 1/2 hour as well, wasn't fully prepared for a dry shave with baby powder but she got it done and was very pleasant. Her body is fantastic. I'd peg her in the mid to upper 30's. All the same as has been said before, excellent service, full roaming allowed. 1. all in.

[MisterTwinkies]

Recently visited Laguna location and what was supposed to be a legit massage turned extremely happy ending. GFE BBFS and cip. Girl I saw swears it's not her norm and that the place is usually on the up and up. I've seen the same woman multiple times and she has never asked for more money aside from the actual massage price. What would you make of this?

She likes you, and she probably has a name so you should share that with us.

[RBFSyndrome]

Recently visited Laguna location and what was supposed to be a legit massage turned extremely happy ending. GFE BBFS and cip. Girl I saw swears it's not her norm and that the place is usually on the up and up. I've seen the same woman multiple times and she has never asked for more money aside from the actual massage price. What would you make of this?

Do you rmb her name and this was the same girl you saw multiple times or a new girl? What was the damage? Any cuties there?

[KNaughty562]

Finally tried a city (look up) "SPA" and wanted to provide a report back. Paid 40 for half. Got a lady in her 40's, Message was decent. BBBJ was good. She let my hands roam all over.

Overall service was good. Would repeat again. Hope my intel help other mongers as sharing is caring.

Cheers!

[Cappy73]

Valerie. Her service was good, but her attitude leaves much to be desired.

Erin. Service is okay; attitude is good.

1. Vy Massage. Lan.

Went here randomly one day for a walk in and got Lan for an hour. A bit fobby, small a-b ish tits, decent ass.

Massage was ok 6/10, HJ was nothing special 6/10, face 6/10, body 6/10.

2. Krystal.

I've seen Krystal 4 times and you all know how it goes. I usually do the 1 HR and then full nude massage.

Massage 11/10, body 9/10.

3. Pearl Spa. Bella.

Got Bella, and it was probably one of the worst experiences I've had service wise. Maybe because I booked a 6 PM and that was the end of her day. She was lazy and didn't really give me a massage. She asked for me to massage her which I did but that got boring AF after about 10 minutes. Shorted me 20 minutes, paid for an hour and full nude massage. She allows FIV and roaming. Fake tits, tight body, but she's extremely fobby which was a turn off for me.

Face 5/10, body 7/10, massage 1/10, HJ 6/10.

4. Mercedes..

[JackDaniels12]

Any FS over at Westminster AREA? Want to try some with no condom BJ.

[JackDaniels12]

Any good recommendation on FS AMP been looking haven't fun a good one. Only had 2 FS experience and their were Rose Massage costed a bit 160+1 hr (50), didn't know name. Also Annie from https://www.instagram.com/sensualmassage_714/?hl=en 180 both body type was avg.

Any good place I can try for Westminster area I can try. I want to try a service where they give me head with no plastic wrap or condom.

[KNaughty562]

After a few beers at the bar. Stopped by F & C and got Lucy (I think). Skinny, early 40 late 30's. Tiny ass, small tits but overall nice body.

After 5 min of massage. On the flip, ask me what I wanted, told her everything, agreed on 1.00. BBBJ was average, tried get her to toss my salad, she didn't budge.

She keeps spitting on the floor during BBBJ. Got total turned off. Got her to hunker down on the boy so I could blow my load fast.

Room was humid smells like fish, place feels like a dirty corner hotel. All offers were on the table but I couldn't do it. I prefer quality of quantity. Prob won't repeat.

Cheers!

[DrHunt]

According to rmaps the thai body works in Laguna Beach, it's closed. Or was it Laguna Hills or Laguna Niguel? Seems like you got lucky imo.

Laguna hills.

[Fe Maiden]

Recently visited Laguna location and what was supposed to be a legit massage turned extremely happy ending. GFE BBFS and cip. Girl I saw swears it's not her norm and that the place is usually on the up and up. I've seen the same woman multiple times and she has never asked for more money aside from the actual massage price. What would you make of this?

According to rmaps the thai body works in Laguna Beach, it's closed. Or was it Laguna Hills or Laguna Niguel? Seems like you got lucky imo.

[DrHunt]

Recently visited Laguna location and what was supposed to be a legit massage turned extremely happy ending. GFE BBFS and cip. Girl I saw swears it's not her norm and that the place is usually on the up and up. I've seen the same woman multiple times and she has never asked for more money aside from the actual massage price. What would you make of this?

[KevAmps]

Apple (sometimes AKA Suzanne, I think) has been the only one of the R999 providers to give me a legit massage. She has worked on my back and arms a couple of times after workouts, and I definitely came out feeling better afterward. The feeding on her love apples, the view throughout, and the culminating release were the cherry and sprinkles on top. Good to know she's still around!

So many Apples, so little time!

I was able to have my fav room towards the back. In walks in Apple. Nice personality, beautiful face, always impeccable with with a nice butt and a great rack.

We caught up while she gives an amazing massage. Strong hands for someone so petite. Time to flip and she undresses.

Sexy body, we hug for a minute then slips on the condom with her mouth. Her skills are fantastic. I lay back and enjoy this incredible view! She moves up and starts licking my nipples as she gives me a HJ. She then climbs on board for some crazy CG. Again, an amazing site. She was so hot and so into it, I finished. Clean up, water and our goodbyes.

Never a rush, always fun and attentive. Good times with a beautiful Viet babe.

[Blrtum223]

1. Vy Massage. Lan.

Went here randomly one day for a walk in and got Lan for an hour. A bit fobby, small a-b ish tits, decent ass.

Massage was ok 6/10, HJ was nothing special 6/10, face 6/10, body 6/10.

2. Krystal.

I've seen Krystal 4 times and you all know how it goes. I usually do the 1 HR and then full nude massage.

Massage 11/10, body 9/10.

3. Pearl Spa. Bella.

Got Bella, and it was probably one of the worst experiences I've had service wise. Maybe because I booked a 6 PM and that was the end of her day. She was lazy and didn't really give me a massage. She asked for me to massage her which I did but that got boring AF after about 10 minutes. Shorted me 20 minutes, paid for an hour and full nude massage. She allows FIV and roaming. Fake tits, tight body, but she's extremely fobby which was a turn off for me.

Face 5/10, body 7/10, massage 1/10, HJ 6/10.

4. Mercedes.

$65 1 hr - $300 tip for FS. Amazing pair of fake tits, lots of dirty talk. Allowed sucking, FIV, CBJ, CFS, cowgirl, doggy, mish. She's very sweet and does her best to help you get into it. Would not repeat due to high price, but it was worth it to try her out. She's definitely very plastic looking with a lot of tattoos. Body type actually matches the photos of Chloe Saxon she uses.

Face 7/10, Body 8/10, Fake tits 8/10, HE / FS 8/10, Massage 4/10.

5. Honey Spa. Tawny.

$65 1 hr - $100 tip for nuru. She gives an actual good massage, CMT quality and great teasing. Her HJ technique is awesome and she jokes around and has a good time. She's a bit OCD so keep in mind she likes to do things her way when servicing you. She allows roaming, but no FIV on my first time. She said if I come back then she'd allow more. Her being a redhead definitely turns me on and she has a decent bod with a fake pair of tits.

Face 7/10, Body 7/10, HJ 9/10, Massage 8/10.

Has anyone seen Valerie, Claire or Ivanka from HS recently? I never see them on the roster and I don't know if they have their own IGs. Would love to try them out.

Anyone have info on Chloe, Amber, Scarlett, Erin, Ari, Megan, Ally, Maya or Mia from HS?

Also has anyone tried out these IG girls? Vipnurugoddess, nurubynikolette, bodyslidescarlet, body. Rub, massagesbymegan, nurubynatalia, or latinagoddessss.

[SporadicLurker]

Real talk, which one do you guys think is best? Can I get a quick LASER?

Seems like Helen is bit of the more wild ride but I've read more comments on people's preference with Lucy. My understanding is that Lucy's body type is just passable, but not sure about Helen. Is lucy more bang for your back? (pun intended).

Honestly, Lucy is just more accommodating. Helen gives me a bit of psycho vibe.