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  1. #35864
    Quote Originally Posted by BenderOver  [View Original Post]
    Same. 45 massage / 60 tip HJ / 80 topless HJ / 100 nude HJ daty / 200 CBJ cfs.

    Her cooch is still smelling BV level 5 out of 10.
    Competitors charge 100-160 for that top shelf service.

    The problem with LL and Airbody is illustrated by this dialog:

    "oh yeah baby. Let me put some oil on that woody. Yeah yeah baby I can feel you are about to blow".

    DING DONG.

    "Hey hold it right there baby, let me answer the door. I will be back in just a minute. ".

  2. #35863
    Quote Originally Posted by OcAmper  [View Original Post]
    Now, that sounds crazy, IPA swish before mouthwash. I can imagine the taste, but is there a burn?

    I know, get IPA on my balls, head, burns. Not too bad, warm / maybe a little hot. Kind of feels good. Shaft, really no or little sensation.
    Its a little toxic. From the US government's National Institute of Health: The documented toxicity of isopropyl alcohol in man is confined for the most part to accidental ingestion (not inhalation), with a few cases reported in association with rectal and topical application.

    Several deaths have reportedly resulted from ingestion of about 1 pint of 70% isopropyl alcohol. In 1978,372 Melanesian men consumed a solution of 82% methyl alcohol and 18% isopropyl alcohol in the mistaken belief that the solution was methylated spirits; 18 of them died. . Ballard et al. (1975) reported that 15 of 41 persons working in a drug company became ill and had nausea, vomiting, weakness, and abdominal pain. Their illness was attributed to their exposure to carbon tetrachloride and isopropyl alcohol, inasmuch as 13 of the 15 had been within 25 ft of these chemicals when they were spilled.

  3. #35862
    Quote Originally Posted by IAmTheQ  [View Original Post]
    It's funny how direct the Chinese can be while we are taught to be politically correct and not to criticize and be accepting.
    That's not being direct. Its pretty standard Asian culture to praise others and downplay your own benefits. Take all of it with a grain of salt.

  4. #35861
    Quote Originally Posted by LucBlake  [View Original Post]
    Fish & chips?
    Or P&C. Both feature the older gals, have open menus, and low, low prices.

  5. #35860

    Sounds about Right.

    Place has 3 cuties RIGHT now. Had Kiki but I'm heading back for Eva. Dam she's cute. Kiki is thicker but nice curves and short blonde hair to boot. Eva is just fire. Great batch boys. Get it while you can.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigZhangMang  [View Original Post]
    Yeah, where?

  6. #35859

    Jenny

    Jenny is old, but she is so sweet.

    I haven't seen her recently at Lucky. I wonder if she is finally retired or is she still getting railed on the daily?

    Quote Originally Posted by MrPlumber  [View Original Post]
    I'm pretty sure he's referring to Lucky Pavilion on / in Westminster. Plenty of ways to dispense seed at that place.

    Mr. P.

  7. #35858

    Angel touch

    Has anyone seen Melissa at Angel Touch, or know anywhere with bottom heavy girls.

  8. #35857
    In Lake Forest at Victoria spa. Average looking all around with average size C's. Name was Elia. Run of the mill massage but there was nice flirting and teasing sprinkled throughout. When asked to massage a bit harder, she did put some muscle into it. Wore some yoga type pants and a t shirt with no bra. No issues coping a feel on her chest. Did maintain a lot of eye contact even during bbj. I did get annoyed as she was a tad pushy on upselling the donations, but whatever.

  9. #35856
    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzion  [View Original Post]
    I spent 3 benjamins for 2 pops (CFS then BBBJ) with 2 girls, is that a good price?

    $50 house fee, $150 for CFS, and added a 2nd girl for $100 more.

    CFS with two girls then BBBJ with one girl. Got to CIM / COF twice on the same girl too. She said cum on face and mouth is favorite. What a dirty and naughty girl.

    Seems like a good deal to me, cheaper than KAMPs since it would have been $700 for doubles and only 1 shot.

    One girl was Chinese 35-40 and looked like an ABG with blonde hair and eyelashes, the other girl was Chinese 40-45 with big tits. Both relatively spinner around 5'1-5'3" or so and I think both had fake tits.
    Great price. Usually I need a sandwich, cheeseburger or burrito between round 1 and 2. Ever see your ATF twice the same day?

    Happy hunting.

    Red.

  10. #35855

    Sounds Horrible

    Yeah, where?

    Quote Originally Posted by LucBlake  [View Original Post]
    Decided to check it out and see what all the fuss was about. Walked in and very nice looking Kiki greeted me and took me to the room, paid the hour and she left to go deposit. Came back and started an OK massage but told her she didn't have to keep going. Paid my 1. 6 and that's when all hell broke loose. Excellent BBBJ and all of a sudden the door opens and another girl storms in gives me her version of a BBBJ. Kiki brings me her honey pot and now all of a sudden I'm dining and getting a BBBJ. Shit, I said I only had 50 left so she said ok and slapped a cover on while I'm still dining. Then bam, switcha roo, now its the other way and Kiki is riding and I'm dining on the other girl. Kiki wants missionary and so the other girl walks out says be right back and I'm going at it hard. Then a different girl storms in just as I pull the cover off and she proceeds to help me paint Kiki's tits with my seed. Other girl said she didn't get to try and said 3 girls next time. There's a lot to be had here boys. Get there before it gets flooded.

    L.

  11. #35854

    Lucky Pav.

    Quote Originally Posted by SdSoonSil  [View Original Post]
    Any hint on this grandma shop in Westminster?

    I want to see how old Jenny is.
    I'm pretty sure he's referring to Lucky Pavilion on / in Westminster. Plenty of ways to dispense seed at that place.

    Mr. P.

  12. #35853
    Visiting the area next week for work and was hoping to find some good service while I'm there. Can anyone make any recommendations? Also any info on the normal FS rates in your area? I'm coming from Hawaii where standard hf is 60 and $60 is standard tip, so around $$20 total damage. PM is fine and any help is much appreciated.

  13. #35852

    PM Full

    Quote Originally Posted by SukijoSeiwaka  [View Original Post]
    Message me.
    Tried sending you PM, full inbox. Also interested in that spot.

  14. #35851

    Inbox full

    Quote Originally Posted by SukijoSeiwaka  [View Original Post]
    Message me.
    It looks like your inbox is full.

  15. #35850

    Naughty by Nature

    Well I got to hand it to Emma and the Nature dream team, because newbie Alisa is another top-tier cutie. Saw her yesterday, and thoughts of that experience have been creeping into my head (both of 'them) ever since.

    She's a very pretty Chinese doll, maybe 5' tall on a good day bundled with about 95 lbs of curvaceous cuteness. Auburn hair, and a tiny tattoo on her left hand by her thumb. When I asked if it was a spider, she said it was a crab, since she loves to eat them. Her English isn't great, but she manages a few words, and she has such a fun and bubbly personality.

    Beautiful C-cups that look, feel and taste great and natural, topped with cherry sized nips that crave attention. A tiny waist and some roundness to her booty complete her princess package. Her moneymaker is shaved, and she does have a bit of meat down there, nicely shaped.

    All of the above wouldn't matter all that much if she didn't offer stellar service to match, but she does that in spades. She adores kissing, from LFK to macking out DFK throughout our session (whenever logistical feasible) and her BBBJ style exceeded my expectations. She is a temptress and would head down south for a few side slurps and BLS, and then pop back up for some neck kissing, down to my nips and then slow body kisses down to the main event. While she didn't attempt DT like Elsa had (but hadn't succeeded) her suckage was so great that I had to pull her off so I wouldn't blast, and usually I have control in that department.

    Returning the favor, I suggested 69, but she just hopped up on my face as I was on my back. I don't think she understood the "69" word, or maybe she just wanted my focused attention, but beyond good. She was wet as heck, and after a few minutes of smothering me, I flipped her over for more mouthy fun until she was spazzing out.

    Alisa was equally enthusiastic for the CBJ main event, previewed by a big-fun camel slide. Thought I was going to slip it in bare there, but she was careful to avoid penetration. Once covered, she's so petite and flexible, that she had her tiny feet on my shoulders (instead of over my shoulders) for some origami-style mish. After slow dancing like that for a bit, it was hammer time and I almost lost it again, so I ejected and flipped her to enjoy her doggy for the finish. Prior to that pump, I gave her a minute of DATO, and she loves that, too. Only lasted another 5 minutes in canine, and the other great thing was that Alisa doesn't pull off after the blast. I stay semi-hard after cumming, so I like to go back to a slow slip-and-slide for several minutes, and Alisa enjoys that, too.

    Okay, this is a lengthy report, but writing it brings me back into those magnificent moments, so there ya have it. And during the wet-towel wash up, and while she was dressing me (like Korean-provider style), she couldn't get enough DFK; so much so that she didn't stop when the other girl, Candy, stopped in to say hi. Candy is fine-looking, too. Also petite, with black hair and porcelain skin, but I couldn't tell her boobie size because she had on a red dress that had some padding at the top. Candy did the LFK and crotch grab and asked me to see her next time, but after she exited I told Alisa that she's my new favorite and I'd see her again as soon as I could. After more tongue tangling, she sent me on my merry way.

    For me, Alisa ranks up there with Nature's best, including Tiffany & Elsa, and once I can manage a round two or three with her, I think Candy has the potential to be dandy, too. For Nature enthusiasts, I do suggest you park on a side street or a different nearby parking lot, because Emma mentioned again that since their lot is small, and she doesn't want to annoy her Pizza and Vape neighbors. All good. Scratch that: All grrrreeeeaaaat.

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