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  1. #21

    Please- you cannot even count

    Not buying the 7 figure tale.

    [blue]Seriously who gives a fuck what you buy or don't buy?

    When you're a dick on your first post who fucking needs you.

    Fuck off

    A2

  2. #20

    Freedom is Never Free

    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy69  [View Original Post]
    It costs money right?

    JFC, As a married dude I don't think I could pull it off. Now that my kids are in there early 30's maybe time to pull the trigger on the divorce. It will cost me 7 figures.
    You know what they say. Divorce is so expensive because it's worth it!

  3. #19

    Fetlife

    Quote Originally Posted by Prevost  [View Original Post]
    I have one on the hook that I will fuck in the ass at the porn booths. She has a ***** fetish so I have to throw a 20 on the floor when done. Will schedule soon.
    It costs money right?

    JFC, As a married dude I don't think I could pull it off. Now that my kids are in there early 30's maybe time to pull the trigger on the divorce. It will cost me 7 figures.

  4. #18

    Update

    I have one on the hook that I will fuck in the ass at the porn booths. She has a ***** fetish so I have to throw a 20 on the floor when done. Will schedule soon.

  5. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by PurdHupley  [View Original Post]
    What groups are you posting in?
    I just post in the Portland Fetish Classifieds group. Got a few girls going right now. Too early to tell if any of them will work out for a next fuck.

  6. #16
    What groups are you posting in?

    Quote Originally Posted by Prevost  [View Original Post]
    Fetlife is turning into a great place to fuck some ladies. Last week I posted an ad looking for someone to do a daddy / good girl scene. I had a few responses. I ended up exchanging nasty messages back and forth with a young cutie. She got all worked up. The fantasy we decided on was that she'd be baby girl sleeping in her bedroom and daddy would come in and wake her up. He'd discover she'd been playing with her pussy and then decide to fuck her raw. I thought fuck it I'm down. We set up a time and she sent me a location. When I got to the location she texted me the apartment number. She answered the door in a tiny sundress and pigtails. Pink hair. She said to wait a minute and then come in the bedroom. When I entered the bedroom she was "sleeping" with a dildo next to her. I woke her up and played out the scene. I fucked her with the dildo. I shoved my dick in her mouth to the balls and used her pigtails as handles. I made her stand with her hands against the wall and fucked her hard from behind. I basically fucked her in every way I could think of. Her kink was to say "no daddy I don't want to get pregnant" Ended up creampieing her doggie. What a great little fuck.

    Had another one who wanted to do a nasty **** scene at the porn shop. I waited in a room and she "accidentally" came in and said I'm sorry I though the room was empty. I pulled her in by the arm and called her a nasty ****.

  7. #15

    Fetlfe Gold

    Fetlife is turning into a great place to fuck some ladies. Last week I posted an ad looking for someone to do a daddy / good girl scene. I had a few responses. I ended up exchanging nasty messages back and forth with a young cutie. She got all worked up. The fantasy we decided on was that she'd be baby girl sleeping in her bedroom and daddy would come in and wake her up. He'd discover she'd been playing with her pussy and then decide to fuck her raw. I thought fuck it I'm down. We set up a time and she sent me a location. When I got to the location she texted me the apartment number. She answered the door in a tiny sundress and pigtails. Pink hair. She said to wait a minute and then come in the bedroom. When I entered the bedroom she was "sleeping" with a dildo next to her. I woke her up and played out the scene. I fucked her with the dildo. I shoved my dick in her mouth to the balls and used her pigtails as handles. I made her stand with her hands against the wall and fucked her hard from behind. I basically fucked her in every way I could think of. Her kink was to say "no daddy I don't want to get pregnant" Ended up creampieing her doggie. What a great little fuck.

    Had another one who wanted to do a nasty **** scene at the porn shop. I waited in a room and she "accidentally" came in and said I'm sorry I though the room was empty. I pulled her in by the arm and called her a nasty ****. I pushed her to her knees and took my dick out and slapped her in the face with it while calling her nasty names. Wasn't going to fuck her because I didn't bring a condom but she said she had one. Fucked her doggy in the booth calling her a filthy ***** the whole time. Finished by taking 40 bucks out of my wallet and throwing it on the floor and telling her I own that pussy now. She has offered me her ass next time. We'll see. So far I've fucked 3 different women by posting ads. Spent a total of 150 bucks on all 3. One for free. I have a few more women who look promising. Seems there are a lot of women in Portland interested in daddies.

  8. #14

    A man walks into a bar.

    Joe the Bartender: I always fuck them raw in the ass, never in the pussy. That way they can't get pregnant.

    Customer: That's just not true Joe! Why, how the hell do you think bartenders are born!

  9. #13

    One of my many whoring trips to Tijuana--circa 2011.

    Well, after striking out with ultra pre-negotiations with two more cute ones at the Hong Kong bar tonight, I decided to cut my losses on lady drinks and head over to a couple more bars. Two of the smaller bars had primarily skanks on the dance floor, and the cute ones were already taken. So off I went to the Chicago Bar--where I have never had any luck in the past. But tonight was different!

    Leena, a gorgeous little spinner with long, straight, silky black hair and big enhanced but nicely proportioned tits, came over and introduced herself. Now, this * was a real class act! All of 5 ft 2 in her 5 inch glass heels, this tiny 32 year old spinner has a classic, finely chiseled Aztec face which did look her age, but no older--but her body was SMOKIN'! My estimate of her measurements is 32 DD-21-30. Nicely trimmed natural Bush. Absolutely stunning legs, fabulously smooth light-nut-brown skin--no scars or stretch marks, very trim, somewhat muscular and atheletic but VERY feminine. She said she had one baby but you would never know. And a pussy which was one of the tiniest I've ever seen--all the parts were there, but everything was in miniature!

    So I buy her a drink, and immediately we start to DFK. She pulls up her tank top for my inspection, and my tongue reflexively goes right to her nips. Her English was good--she learned it working as a saleslady at Sears in Cancun, which is her home--but found whoring in TJ more lucrative and more to her liking. We had some very pleasant conversation interspersed with more DFK. So after a few minutes, I negotiated ultra-GFE (BBFS) service for 30 minutes for $80 with no problems! Her only request was that "I not tell anybody"! So off we go to the short time room.

    In the room, at first she was a bit shy and wanted the lights lowered and did want the $80 up front--so at first I thought to myself, "Oh, no! An instant replay of last night" But unlike the pig who ripped me off the night before, this one was a real sweetheart! Her * was so small and sensitive, that she requested that I cut short my finger play in her tight little whorehole, which I did. So after some brief DATY, we moved on to a nice BBBJ, then bareback CG, mish, and back to CG. She requested that I insert very gently, which I did, as she was so small and tight--even though I am not very big. But soon she was riding me CG like a little mimiature bronco, and my cock was bottoming out against her cervix. To make a long story short, she did not try to fake orgasms, but was very accomodating: "This is all about YOUR pleasure, Papi!" Can't argue with that, LOL!

    After a half hour I had not cum yet (although I probably did leak copius amounts of "leche" into her pussy at one point! But then the knock came on the door--so I gave her another $12 to pay the towel guy for an additional 30 minutes, and another $40 for her. Back to fucking CG (which she preferred because of her small tight * while looking up into those deep, dark, delightful eyes, and watching those great 32 DDs bounce, interspersed with hot DFK! Finally, I pulled out at her request and she gave me a LONG, superb BBBJ, culminating in a nice CIM / swallow as she gulped it all down while peering boldly into my eyes. She had turned from a coy, polite, lady-like courtisan into a cum-swallowing sleazy * What a FINE * Satisfaction at last! I gave her an extra 20 for being such sweetheart!

    Now, I am undecided whether to fuck her again tomorrow, or try for a new one, as tomorrow is my last day in Mexico. But at least, if I try for a new one and it does not pan out, Leena will be there to accept my bare cock in her tiny little whorehole and swallow the evidence! (She did go thru a little charade of opening a condom and throwing it on the floor, for the benifit of the clean-up crew who she apparently knows well). So you readers are the only ones so far that knows of our little "bareback secret", LOL!) I did not get any pics, as we ran out of time after the second half hour and we both wanted time for a decent shower. But if I see her again tomorrow, I will try to get some pics.

    So after that fine satisfying session, I grabbed a couple of street tacos in the cool midnight Baja air, for $1 each (the finest tacos in the world are to be had from the street vendors in Tijuana, IMHO!) , then the short taxi ride back to my hotel. (Since walking in TJ at night out of the immediate vicinity of the Zona Norte is VERY dangerous!

    So now I am going to go to sleep, very glad that I FINALLY got to bareback some PRIME Mexican pussy on this trip to TJ!

    Adios!

  10. #12

    Oh Zone

    The Oh Zone was fun as well. You could go into Pop A Top and take a stripper across the parking lot or see one of the gals working in the Oh Zone. There was an older lady, maybe early 40's with long blonde hair and big fake tits. We had good chemistry and had some great fuck sessions. I never fucked her bareback though. I think BB was available for the asking and I suspect she had other guys who she also had great "chemistry" with. One time I railed her hard in mish on the couch. I went to pull out and she very quickly grabbed the rubber and removed it as if trying to keep me from seeing it. I've never had a chick do that. I did get a glimpse of it and it appeared to have some thick milky colored cream on it. So either she was super wet and creamy or I had sloppy seconds. I'll never know for sure. But any thought I had of BBFS with her ended. Unless I showed up right at the opening for the day and could be sure I was the first in line. But I never did. She was really nice, sweet lady. I can't remember her name now.

  11. #11

    If you have to explain a joke...well you know...

    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyShafToe  [View Original Post]
    But for the life of me, I cannot follow Rammer's joke.
    Been around forever...a popular culture reference from both "Colors" & the "Sopranos".

    Though the first time I first heard in economies or small business class in the late eighties. Then was about how with experience comes knowledge. And that pre-planning along with some expertise, will always reap the best rewards. Or something along all those lines...

    Or in mongering terms...think with the big head...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qj0RrSmQEo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXYu7E8HHxo

    Also I'm enjoying these shack score stories. I never realized they could be that productive...

  12. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy69  [View Original Post]
    Bobby. Yes, there was an incredible run there from when I started in 1998 to about 2008. After 2008 it was still ok, but prices started to get jacked. By the time it ended for me in about 2013 it was $200 minimum for anything. I had a regular at the place that moved into the old ViewPoint (now an off track betting place). She worked hard to keep the price as reasonable as she could but it was $100 to the house.

    There was a couple of months in Video Visions back in around 2004 where a big tittie black woman would come into to video booth with me and for about $40 she'd either give me a HJ while I played with her tits and watched porn or she'd suck my cock. I don't think it that was sanctioned by the owners and it ended pretty quickly. But man, what's great deal. Just show up and for about $45 total get your knob polished. Memories.

    I've only had a rubber break once. It was with a very well known person for now only does body rubs. Fucked her hard in doggy and it felt way better than usual. Pulled out and it was shredded and cum was leaking out of her. She freaked and went to wash her pussy. I toweled off. Wasn't worried since I've been snipped since 1994. She was a safety gal so no worries there either.
    I had one break the other day on my regular. I was pumping away and though, mad she just came buckets cause she's never this wet. Then I realized and aborted the mission. Man those two three strokes were nice tho. Hey I'm a strait shooter. I apologized and she was totally cool. Gloved again and finished. She did let out an extra ohh ahh when it broke though. Funny.

    Raw pussy is a blast!

  13. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Zippy69  [View Original Post]
    Bobby. Yes, there was an incredible run there from when I started in 1998 to about 2008. After 2008 it was still ok, but prices started to get jacked. By the time it ended for me in about 2013 it was $200 minimum for anything. I had a regular at the place that moved into the old ViewPoint (now an off track betting place). She worked hard to keep the price as reasonable as she could but it was $100 to the house.

    There was a couple of months in Video Visions back in around 2004 where a big tittie black woman would come into to video booth with me and for about $40 she'd either give me a HJ while I played with her tits and watched porn or she'd suck my cock. I don't think it that was sanctioned by the owners and it ended pretty quickly. But man, what's great deal. Just show up and for about $45 total get your knob polished. Memories.

    I've only had a rubber break once. It was with a very well known person for now only does body rubs. Fucked her hard in doggy and it felt way better than usual. Pulled out and it was shredded and cum was leaking out of her. She freaked and went to wash her pussy. I toweled off. Wasn't worried since I've been snipped since 1994. She was a safety gal so no worries there either.
    I had one break the other day on my regular. I was pumping away and though, mad she just came buckets cause she's never this wet. Then I realized and aborted the mission. Man those two three strokes were nice tho. Hey I'm a strait shooter. I apologized and she was totally cool. Gloved again and finished. She did let out an extra ohh ahh when it broke though. Funny.

    Raw pussy is a blast!

  14. #8

    The Shack

    Bobby. Yes, there was an incredible run there from when I started in 1998 to about 2008. After 2008 it was still ok, but prices started to get jacked. By the time it ended for me in about 2013 it was $200 minimum for anything. I had a regular at the place that moved into the old ViewPoint (now an off track betting place). She worked hard to keep the price as reasonable as she could but it was $100 to the house.

    There was a couple of months in Video Visions back in around 2004 where a big tittie black woman would come into to video booth with me and for about $40 she'd either give me a HJ while I played with her tits and watched porn or she'd suck my cock. I don't think it that was sanctioned by the owners and it ended pretty quickly. But man, what's great deal. Just show up and for about $45 total get your knob polished. Memories.

    I've only had a rubber break once. It was with a very well known person for now only does body rubs. Fucked her hard in doggy and it felt way better than usual. Pulled out and it was shredded and cum was leaking out of her. She freaked and went to wash her pussy. I toweled off. Wasn't worried since I've been snipped since 1994. She was a safety gal so no worries there either.

  15. #7

    Another story about the Shack

    Man, Zippy, I wish I'd found the Shack in 1998. Although, probably good I hadn't for my finances. Haha. I have so many amazing memories of that place.

    Another great time was after a Hottie Tottie party. I went to the Shack with one if the guys. I'd fully bought into the Shack by then, but I wasn't quite addicted yet.

    We walked in, and there was a cute petite blonde with her suitcase packed up ready to leave. Fuck was she hot. I had to go up to talk to her. She said she was off, but offered if I wanted a show, she could stick around a little linger. I bailed on my buddy, LOL.

    I think her name was Sunny or Sunshine or something. Tight, toned body, beautiful, great smile, 18 or 19 years old, just amazing. The dance did not disappoint! We made out, she sat on my face, we did some stripper slide, she sucked my cock and balls, and then we fucked. Or maybe we didn't fuck. I do remember unloading unto ger mouth and her swallowing my load.

    She became a favorite at that point. I saw her a bunch. Ince git ger to do an outcall at a hotel.

    She told me she would walk around downtown Portland handing out business cards, LOL. She was crazy.

    One time when I was fucking her at the Shack, she was riding me super hard in cowgirl, just grinding like crazy, then bouncing up and down, then grinding, then bouncing. It felt amazing. Her pussy was working me so good, and I blew my load. When she got up off me, the condom was in shreds. I'd blown my whole load up into her pussy.

    I hadn't gotten a vasectomy yet at that point. So I freaked a little. She assured me she was on birth control. I guess it just have turned out fine, but that was scary. I'd fucked a lot of hookers to that point and never had a condom break. To this day, it was only time I've had one just get tore apart like that.

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