General Reports

**SteveMongerMan** · 01-17-20 18:39

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

In my experience it's not what you say, but how you act. You are there for a massage, nothing else. Talk to your provider like you would someone you just met at a party. Be friendly, inquisitive, polite. If it's a legit place, most likely they will position your arms / hands where they want them. A "fun" place will find ways to let you know (crotch rub against your arm is a pretty common sign). Drop your arm and see if they work beside / on it. Even if your initial caress is rebuffed, it's not the end of the world. Providers deal with that all the time. Apologize and relax for the the rest of the massage. As for what NOT to say, I'd avoid talking about working for any police department.

Thanks for your input. Be safe oft there.

**Joe Pike** · 01-15-20 10:13

Originally Posted by SteveMongerMan [View Original Post]

Can anyone offer me some advice on what to say or not to say to my massage provider. I am nervous of law enforcement. How can I enjoy the "full service" without being a nervous Nelly the whole time. Does anyone know where I can get solid facts to keep safe. Thanks fellow mongers.

I don't say anything, just try some things and she will get the hint. If she's into it, it will happen.

**PlayerN818** · 01-15-20 08:50

Originally Posted by SteveMongerMan [View Original Post]

Can anyone offer me some advice on what to say or not to say to my massage provider. I am nervous of law enforcement. How can I enjoy the "full service" without being a nervous Nelly the whole time. Does anyone know where I can get solid facts to keep safe. Thanks fellow mongers.

In my experience it's not what you say, but how you act. You are there for a massage, nothing else. Talk to your provider like you would someone you just met at a party. Be friendly, inquisitive, polite. If it's a legit place, most likely they will position your arms / hands where they want them. A "fun" place will find ways to let you know (crotch rub against your arm is a pretty common sign). Drop your arm and see if they work beside / on it. Even if your initial caress is rebuffed, it's not the end of the world. Providers deal with that all the time. Apologize and relax for the the rest of the massage. As for what NOT to say, I'd avoid talking about working for any police department.

**SteveMongerMan** · 01-14-20 13:48

Can anyone offer me some advice on what to say or not to say to my massage provider. I am nervous of law enforcement. How can I enjoy the "full service" without being a nervous Nelly the whole time. Does anyone know where I can get solid facts to keep safe. Thanks fellow mongers.

**Checkin Out** · 12-07-19 20:01

I have a bookmark (or whatever it is called) that has always taken me straight to a page in the CA forum. From there I click on "California" and then select a city. Recently, when I click on California, I hear a loud, ominous click but don't get any other response. Have to click on the "States & Cities" category and then to CA from there. Anybody able to tell me where / how I am effing up?

**SaltyDog** · 11-27-19 11:14

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Yes, Missed Connections seems mostly for gay hookups, but maybe 5-7% are 'women,' and some subset of those could be UTR types. Whisper, in my experience, is mostly young women playing with the idea of taking money, with a few -- around rent time -- being real, but GPS. Switter is a handful of pros, but you're never sure where they are located.

Good old L istcrawler has some real, but some of their categories are dominated by scammers.

In a perfect world, I'd find a place mature Asian women go to earn a few extra bucks. But WeChat seems to be all young and not-for-rent.

The upside of WeChat is its Chinese and if that's what you're looking for keep sending out Hello's. Hoocked up with some agencies that have crazy pretty ladies and massage places too. I don't know if any other app that totally caters to Chinese.

A nice Mature Chinese would be nice, you have one for me Willie?

Lots of the women in WeChat will give you the nannie bullshit but there for sure is good pussy there.

**Marlowe** · 08-26-19 19:57

Just wondering. Lately whenever somebody posts a link involving LE or Media Reports when I go to it, it immediately jumps to a Yahoo page, and won't go back to the report. If you try multiple times the same thing happens. Is this a common thing or is my ISP censoring me?

**Livinitup** · 08-18-19 17:05

Originally Posted by LaterGreen [View Original Post]

I will be returning to CA after quite a few years. Back then weed was illegal and I could smoke a bowl with a girl and be pretty sure she wasn't a cop. These days that's like sharing a mixed drink NBD, right?

So, what's the current ways CA mongers tell if the provider is a cop, when you meet? Girl grabs your dick while you grab her tit? Is that universal?

Much appreciate the wisdom of the mongers.

Just like Marlowe says and the way it has always been "go with the flow, if it don't feel right don't bite". If you are talking about S,W. If she won't get in the car move on.

**Marlowe** · 08-16-19 18:37

Originally Posted by LaterGreen [View Original Post]

I will be returning to CA after quite a few years. Back then weed was illegal and I could smoke a bowl with a girl and be pretty sure she wasn't a cop. These days that's like sharing a mixed drink NBD, right?

So, what's the current ways CA mongers tell if the provider is a cop, when you meet? Girl grabs your dick while you grab her tit? Is that universal?

Much appreciate the wisdom of the mongers.

There are no sure LE checks IMHO. You have to go with the vibe you get from the way the girl act, and if you are in any way uncomfortable pass. I miss out on a lot of pussy these days, but better that than an arrest.

**LaterGreen** · 08-14-19 12:59

I will be returning to CA after quite a few years. Back then weed was illegal and I could smoke a bowl with a girl and be pretty sure she wasn't a cop. These days that's like sharing a mixed drink NBD, right?

So, what's the current ways CA mongers tell if the provider is a cop, when you meet? Girl grabs your dick while you grab her tit? Is that universal?

Much appreciate the wisdom of the mongers.

**Wenceslas** · 07-03-19 16:03

Which forum is best for that area? Maybe look on Reno instead?

**Sound7** · 05-31-19 01:48

Time of activities. Fraud prevalent too?? LE trap??

Originally Posted by Willie23 [View Original Post]

Yes, 。。。。

In a perfect world, I'd find a place mature Asian women go to earn a few extra bucks. But WeChat seems to be all young and not-for-rent.

**Mondo72** · 05-15-19 04:19

Hey,

Have not been on the board lately so if this was posted before please disregard mine.

If this in one you pervs on the video you have my vote for "monger of the year".

Enjoy.

Mondo.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c9046fe5fbee

**Zoo Guy1959** · 04-28-19 22:12

Law Professor Lecture: "Don't Talk to the Police".

It's 46 minutes; suggest you watch when you won't be interrupted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE&t=13s