Thread: Shit Provider's Say
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02-28-23 10:22 #18
Posts: 64Good point- love flipping the bird shots
Originally Posted by ILikeTheLadies [View Original Post]
Typically 40+ pounds over weight and more interested in their phones than what they a getting paid to do with you.
Ohh and since they are a goddess they are all about rushing you out too.
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02-28-23 01:59 #17
Posts: 39Agreed. Three rules for happiness.
Originally Posted by AkaToneloc [View Original Post]
1. Refers to herself as "Princess" or "Goddess". Over-selling and most likely under-delivering.
2. Pictures with "duck face". Either a selfie from 2006 or hiding bad / missing teeth. Either way a fail.
3. Flipping the bird. If we have to explain.
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02-25-23 07:51 #16
Posts: 335Indeed you are right
Originally Posted by AkaToneloc [View Original Post]
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08-24-22 21:08 #15
Posts: 488Provider took off the party hat and said, "You have a lot of milk and good color. Me mama, you papa". Wow, that was a first!
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08-17-22 15:34 #14
Posts: 99A Goddess Provider
Am I the only one that notices that when a provider refers to herself as a goddess, you can typically expect disappointment. First, a goddess is typically the highest form of beauty; so please look like a 9 but at minimum a solid 8. Secondly, Goddesses are worshipped and adored. They shouldn't have the most rules of what is not going to happen.
"Yes my queen, I will come back again and worship you while you lay there stiff life a statue. ".
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08-16-22 01:00 #13
Posts: 171Originally Posted by Nattie [View Original Post]
Sorry condoms only.
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08-16-22 00:57 #12
Posts: 171Originally Posted by Ignoramus [View Original Post]
And post say no bb are no BBBJ sorry no exception.
Why advertises a picture of bacon on a cheeseburger.
Ready to place my order. Sorry we don't do Beacon on burgers.
Then take that false advertising click bait down LOL.
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08-15-22 16:59 #11
Posts: 262Originally Posted by AGoodGuy [View Original Post]
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08-15-22 16:50 #10
Posts: 262Boring
Originally Posted by MisterT69 [View Original Post]
Also, like Nattie said, the infamous don't "waist" my time, albeit a new variation. Waiste? Does she want points for not being sure if the right word is waist, or waste and splitting the difference?
At this point, I'm laughing after reading her ad, and that kind of "humor" in an ad definitely does not make Mr Winky maintain his posture. If she is looking for the kind of guy who likes to be told no, no and NO to everything, and that he is WAISTING her time otherwise, then little does she know she really is asking for a WEIRD FUCKIN DUDE!
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08-14-22 21:17 #9
Posts: 291No weirdos
Originally Posted by Nattie [View Original Post]
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08-14-22 11:02 #8
Posts: 206Do you think she nose.
. . How badly we kneed her?
Originally Posted by Nattie [View Original Post]
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08-14-22 10:21 #7
Posts: 247No Weirdo's
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...leigh/88805223
I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.
Also my Favorite when a provider says "Let's have fun" BTW, No bare, No GFE, No anal and don't "WAIST" my time. SMH.
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08-05-22 11:25 #6
Posts: 36Getting it your way. To obtain a booking
Whenever you want me -.
Wherever you want me -.
Take as long as you want -.
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08-05-22 07:31 #5
Posts: 247Great Marketing
https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/31338935
"NO I'm NOT SENDING MY FACE PIC TO YOU WEIRDOS" LOL LOL LOL.
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07-22-22 14:01 #4
Posts: 113Oh honey, you so strong.
You so sexy.