Shit Provider's Say

**Verdadoor** · 02-28-23 10:22

Originally Posted by ILikeTheLadies [View Original Post]

Avoid listings with the following:

1. Refers to herself as "Princess" or "Goddess". Over-selling and most likely under-delivering.

2. Pictures with "duck face". Either a selfie from 2006 or hiding bad / missing teeth. Either way a fail.

3. Flipping the bird. If we have to explain.

Goddess usually means "I think way too highly of myself and you are all lucky I'm spending any time with you".

Typically 40+ pounds over weight and more interested in their phones than what they a getting paid to do with you.

Ohh and since they are a goddess they are all about rushing you out too.

**ILikeTheLadies** · 02-28-23 01:59

Originally Posted by AkaToneloc [View Original Post]

Am I the only one that notices that when a provider refers to herself as a goddess, you can typically expect disappointment. First, a goddess is typically the highest form of beauty; so please look like a 9 but at minimum a solid 8. Secondly, Goddesses are worshipped and adored. They shouldn't have the most rules of what is not going to happen.

"Yes my queen, I will come back again and worship you while you lay there stiff life a statue. ".

Avoid listings with the following:

1. Refers to herself as "Princess" or "Goddess". Over-selling and most likely under-delivering.

2. Pictures with "duck face". Either a selfie from 2006 or hiding bad / missing teeth. Either way a fail.

3. Flipping the bird. If we have to explain.

**BroncoMan1996** · 02-25-23 07:51

Originally Posted by AkaToneloc [View Original Post]

Am I the only one that notices that when a provider refers to herself as a goddess, you can typically expect disappointment. First, a goddess is typically the highest form of beauty; so please look like a 9 but at minimum a solid 8. Secondly, Goddesses are worshipped and adored. They shouldn't have the most rules of what is not going to happen.

"Yes my queen, I will come back again and worship you while you lay there stiff life a statue. ".

You are correct, sir. Have seen a couple Goddess tattoos on women and my rating is a 7 to 8 on them. Also, this tattoo of a bow tied ribbon on the back of their thighs gets me, cracks me up. What a waste of money and skin space. Carry on, peace out.

View Profile · 08-24-22 21:08

Provider took off the party hat and said, "You have a lot of milk and good color. Me mama, you papa". Wow, that was a first!

**AkaToneloc** · 08-17-22 15:34

Am I the only one that notices that when a provider refers to herself as a goddess, you can typically expect disappointment. First, a goddess is typically the highest form of beauty; so please look like a 9 but at minimum a solid 8. Secondly, Goddesses are worshipped and adored. They shouldn't have the most rules of what is not going to happen.

"Yes my queen, I will come back again and worship you while you lay there stiff life a statue. ".

**LykeDawg81** · 08-16-22 01:00

Originally Posted by Nattie [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...leigh/88805223

I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.

Also my Favorite when a provider says "Let's have fun" BTW, No bare, No GFE, No anal and don't "WAIST" my time. SMH.

Take the cake is videos of them bbj and barebacking.

Sorry condoms only.

**LykeDawg81** · 08-16-22 00:57

Originally Posted by Ignoramus [View Original Post]

All you need to know is she puts "weirdo" in the same paragraph as no GFE, no bare, no anal, a was mentioned prior. Clearly, if she thinks kissing and BBFS are "weird," she is so boring that you don't want to see her. A Game of tiddlywinks in your underwear more her style?

Also, like Nattie said, the infamous don't "waist" my time, albeit a new variation. Waiste? Does she want points for not being sure if the right word is waist, or waste and splitting the difference?

At this point, I'm laughing after reading her ad, and that kind of "humor" in an ad definitely does not make Mr Winky maintain his posture. If she is looking for the kind of guy who likes to be told no, no and NO to everything, and that he is WAISTING her time otherwise, then little does she know she really is asking for a WEIRD FUCKIN DUDE!

Or videos they post. Of them giving BBBJ or getting bareback from behind.

And post say no bb are no BBBJ sorry no exception.

Why advertises a picture of bacon on a cheeseburger.

Ready to place my order. Sorry we don't do Beacon on burgers.

Then take that false advertising click bait down LOL.

**Ignoramus** · 08-15-22 16:59

Originally Posted by AGoodGuy [View Original Post]

"Will do anything for the right amount, I mean anything".

https://raleigh.skipthegames.com/fem...k/333560911547

The request would be to post some new pics for the first time since her ad's inception 2 years ago, and the "right amount" I would offer her to do that is $0. 00.

**Ignoramus** · 08-15-22 16:50

Originally Posted by MisterT69 [View Original Post]

I laughed way too hard at this. LOL.

All you need to know is she puts "weirdo" in the same paragraph as no GFE, no bare, no anal, a was mentioned prior. Clearly, if she thinks kissing and BBFS are "weird," she is so boring that you don't want to see her. A Game of tiddlywinks in your underwear more her style?

Also, like Nattie said, the infamous don't "waist" my time, albeit a new variation. Waiste? Does she want points for not being sure if the right word is waist, or waste and splitting the difference?

At this point, I'm laughing after reading her ad, and that kind of "humor" in an ad definitely does not make Mr Winky maintain his posture. If she is looking for the kind of guy who likes to be told no, no and NO to everything, and that he is WAISTING her time otherwise, then little does she know she really is asking for a WEIRD FUCKIN DUDE!

**MisterT69** · 08-14-22 21:17

Originally Posted by Nattie [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...leigh/88805223

I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.

I laughed way too hard at this. LOL.

**JocoGuy007** · 08-14-22 11:02

. . How badly we kneed her?

Originally Posted by Nattie [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...leigh/88805223

I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.

Also my Favorite when a provider says "Let's have fun" BTW, No bare, No GFE, No anal and don't "WAIST" my time. SMH.

**Nattie** · 08-14-22 10:21

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...leigh/88805223

I wonder if a "Weirdo" sees this ad and goes "Fuck there's another one I can't see". LOL.

Also my Favorite when a provider says "Let's have fun" BTW, No bare, No GFE, No anal and don't "WAIST" my time. SMH.