Star at Kittens

[BusSit69]

Went to Kittens last night and wasn't much going on there. Ran into a real b-word. Tall with long blonde hair with blue in it. Never in my life have I wanted to B-Slap someone in a strip club until last night. Ended up spending my money on Star. She's 20, not the greatest body (a little tummy), but she had the most innocent baby face I ever saw. So, naturally, I wanted to fuck her. She came to my place after leaving work for $500. Then I immediately remembered why I don't fuck people under 25.

No kissing.

No oral (giving or receiving).

No doggy.

Regularly checked the condom.

Had to quit after 10 minutes because my "dick was too big" (nope).

Asked for hand job to finish me off and she would only do with a condom.

So, next time, I'll just hand one of you guys the $500 because then I would know it would have went to good use.

Anyway, I had 10 minutes of staring into the face of the most innocent looking girl I've ever met while I fucked her. She honestly couldn't take a dick, so it was hot watching her struggle through the pounding she got before she tapped out.

Outside of that. She was a really, really, really sweet kid. After I was done trying to ruin her, I just wanted to take care of her and protect her. She really polite and had never been to anyone's place before, so she was scared shitless. Because of that I didn't try to get her to ease up a little on her strict requirements. We had a good conversation and quite honestly, I got Mormon vibe from her. I wouldn't be shocked if she grew up Mormon. At any rate, if she were even just mediocre at fucking, I'd pay that $500 for eternity just to see her fuck face. Unfortunately, it was probably one of the worst fucks I've encountered in my life (dating back to like high school).

That $ux man, that baby face fooled you. They're all SLUTZ!

[Barnie]

Went to Kittens last night and wasn't much going on there. Ran into a real b-word. Tall with long blonde hair with blue in it. Never in my life have I wanted to B-Slap someone in a strip club until last night. Ended up spending my money on Star. She's 20, not the greatest body (a little tummy), but she had the most innocent baby face I ever saw. So, naturally, I wanted to fuck her. She came to my place after leaving work for $500. Then I immediately remembered why I don't fuck people under 25.

No kissing.

No oral (giving or receiving).

No doggy.

Regularly checked the condom.

Had to quit after 10 minutes because my "dick was too big" (nope).

Asked for hand job to finish me off and she would only do with a condom.

So, next time, I'll just hand one of you guys the $500 because then I would know it would have went to good use..

You did not communicate about menu prior?

[Marko Ramius]

Bummer that this happened to you dude. Hopefully you'll have better luck next time.

Over and over again you will learn that Your Mileage Will Vary. Especially from strip clubs and non-pros but even from the regular working girls. Very few in this business provide consistent, high-quality service.

A lot of dudes on this (and other) boards want a Sure Thing. And actual Sure Things are pretty rare in the real world.

[Boowoo]

Went to Kittens last night and wasn't much going on there. Ran into a real b-word. Tall with long blonde hair with blue in it. Never in my life have I wanted to B-Slap someone in a strip club until last night. Ended up spending my money on Star. She's 20, not the greatest body (a little tummy), but she had the most innocent baby face I ever saw. So, naturally, I wanted to fuck her. She came to my place after leaving work for $500. Then I immediately remembered why I don't fuck people under 25.

No kissing.

No oral (giving or receiving).

No doggy.

Regularly checked the condom.

Had to quit after 10 minutes because my "dick was too big" (nope).

Asked for hand job to finish me off and she would only do with a condom.

So, next time, I'll just hand one of you guys the $500 because then I would know it would have went to good use.

Anyway, I had 10 minutes of staring into the face of the most innocent looking girl I've ever met while I fucked her. She honestly couldn't take a dick, so it was hot watching her struggle through the pounding she got before she tapped out.

Outside of that. She was a really, really, really sweet kid. After I was done trying to ruin her, I just wanted to take care of her and protect her. She really polite and had never been to anyone's place before, so she was scared shitless. Because of that I didn't try to get her to ease up a little on her strict requirements. We had a good conversation and quite honestly, I got Mormon vibe from her. I wouldn't be shocked if she grew up Mormon. At any rate, if she were even just mediocre at fucking, I'd pay that $500 for eternity just to see her fuck face. Unfortunately, it was probably one of the worst fucks I've encountered in my life (dating back to like high school).

Reason why MILFs are wanted. LOL.

[DrtyHarry]

Went to Kittens last night and wasn't much going on there. Ran into a real b-word. Tall with long blonde hair with blue in it. Never in my life have I wanted to B-Slap someone in a strip club until last night. Ended up spending my money on Star. She's 20, not the greatest body (a little tummy), but she had the most innocent baby face I ever saw. So, naturally, I wanted to fuck her. She came to my place after leaving work for $500. Then I immediately remembered why I don't fuck people under 25.

No kissing.

No oral (giving or receiving).

No doggy.

Regularly checked the condom.

Had to quit after 10 minutes because my "dick was too big" (nope).

Asked for hand job to finish me off and she would only do with a condom.

So, next time, I'll just hand one of you guys the $500 because then I would know it would have went to good use.

Anyway, I had 10 minutes of staring into the face of the most innocent looking girl I've ever met while I fucked her. She honestly couldn't take a dick, so it was hot watching her struggle through the pounding she got before she tapped out.

Outside of that. She was a really, really, really sweet kid. After I was done trying to ruin her, I just wanted to take care of her and protect her. She really polite and had never been to anyone's place before, so she was scared shitless. Because of that I didn't try to get her to ease up a little on her strict requirements. We had a good conversation and quite honestly, I got Mormon vibe from her. I wouldn't be shocked if she grew up Mormon. At any rate, if she were even just mediocre at fucking, I'd pay that $500 for eternity just to see her fuck face. Unfortunately, it was probably one of the worst fucks I've encountered in my life (dating back to like high school).

Terrible. 500 is a lot to spend for that.

[Michael1967]

Went to Kittens last night and wasn't much going on there. Ran into a real b-word. Tall with long blonde hair with blue in it. Never in my life have I wanted to B-Slap someone in a strip club until last night. Ended up spending my money on Star. She's 20, not the greatest body (a little tummy), but she had the most innocent baby face I ever saw. So, naturally, I wanted to fuck her. She came to my place after leaving work for $500. Then I immediately remembered why I don't fuck people under 25.

No kissing.

No oral (giving or receiving).

No doggy.

Regularly checked the condom.

Had to quit after 10 minutes because my "dick was too big" (nope).

Asked for hand job to finish me off and she would only do with a condom.

So, next time, I'll just hand one of you guys the $500 because then I would know it would have went to good use.

Anyway, I had 10 minutes of staring into the face of the most innocent looking girl I've ever met while I fucked her. She honestly couldn't take a dick, so it was hot watching her struggle through the pounding she got before she tapped out.

Outside of that. She was a really, really, really sweet kid. After I was done trying to ruin her, I just wanted to take care of her and protect her. She really polite and had never been to anyone's place before, so she was scared shitless. Because of that I didn't try to get her to ease up a little on her strict requirements. We had a good conversation and quite honestly, I got Mormon vibe from her. I wouldn't be shocked if she grew up Mormon. At any rate, if she were even just mediocre at fucking, I'd pay that $500 for eternity just to see her fuck face. Unfortunately, it was probably one of the worst fucks I've encountered in my life (dating back to like high school).