Close calls and crazy coincidences

[Gastonian4]

I too have had a number of close calls when I had a SO since I live and play in Gastonia. Was at a drugstore once and walked into an idle and an acquaintance zill call her saw me and literally jumped into my arms. I turned beet red and came up with the she's s bartender at such and such and fortunately the gashoe played along. Seems also like the girls all liked to shop at food lion do I stopped going there with the SO. Even now when I go to the grocery store I regularly run into someone I've done in the past. If I'm alone that's fine. Has gone the other way too, the girl sometimes has someone with her so I'm always careful saying anything first. That happens when you play where you live!

[LuccaMac]

Went to one of my favorites Incall location and did the customary "Here" text. Well I wasn't paying attention and texted that to my SO. SO hits me back with "Here? What are you talking about?" My heart sank but quickly thinking, I said, "Sorry, I'm picking my mother up to take her shopping and was letting her know I was outside". Bullet dodged. Whew! I'm just glad I didn't text something like, "Here and I can't wait to feel your pussy wrapped around my dick."

That was close! Damn.

LM.

[MidnightSteel]

Make sure you use a "burner" email if you book a hotel. I used my person email for confirmation purposes. It loaded a fancy hotel in my joint calender with SO.

Luckly I saw it first and was able to delete it off the calendar.

[TheMechanik365]

Went to one of my favorites Incall location and did the customary "Here" text. Well I wasn't paying attention and texted that to my SO. SO hits me back with "Here? What are you talking about?" My heart sank but quickly thinking, I said, "Sorry, I'm picking my mother up to take her shopping and was letting her know I was outside". Bullet dodged. Whew! I'm just glad I didn't text something like, "Here and I can't wait to feel your pussy wrapped around my dick."

[NCSeller]

A number of years ago, I became very friendly with the bartender from a local strip club. She was in her early 50's and a former dancer. We would always tease each other, but never actually got together. One day I pull up to fill up my car at the local QT and she is doing the same. My S. O. Is in the car with me. The bartender comes running over and gives me a big hug and kiss. I get back in the car and my S. O. Asks me who was that? I answered truthfully, saying she is the bartender where I go for lunch. That was the end of it.

[Corvette704]

I have a burner old time Trac flip phone. 2 years ago my SO was in my office area cleaning and I had my burner buried in a pocket on my business backpack. I had left it on accidentally and a local 'friend' had texted me about dropping by. My SO said she kept hearing a jingle and was looking for the source and found my burner. She didn't know how to open and read the message. She said all she saw was that it said it had so many days left of service. I explained that this was an old phone from my previous business that my warehouse man used to communicate with the office (which is true). I explained I had kept it because it had so many minutes prepaid and as an emergency phone because it seemed to get coverage in areas where my iphone didn't when I traveled. My life flashed infront of my eyes thinking what would have happened if she had flipped it open and read the messages! I'd probably be living "in a van down by the river" eating beanie weenies.

I'm sure qw could fill this thread up with stories. It will be interesting to see the craziness we have all been through.

[Queen City Guy]

I have a burner old time Trac flip phone. 2 years ago my SO was in my office area cleaning and I had my burner buried in a pocket on my business backpack. I had left it on accidentally and a local 'friend' had texted me about dropping by. My SO said she kept hearing a jingle and was looking for the source and found my burner. She didn't know how to open and read the message. She said all she saw was that it said it had so many days left of service. I explained that this was an old phone from my previous business that my warehouse man used to communicate with the office (which is true). I explained I had kept it because it had so many minutes prepaid and as an emergency phone because it seemed to get coverage in areas where my iphone didn't when I traveled. My life flashed infront of my eyes thinking what would have happened if she had flipped it open and read the messages! I'd probably be living "in a van down by the river" eating beanie weenies.

I had one yesterday, and don't have anyone to share it with so I thought I'd post here and see if anyone else had any funny stories, close calls with the missus, or crazy connections / coincidences in this world.

Top 3 for me:

1- yesterday, while driving to meet a new girl, the location started looking familiar. Following the nav, I started recognizing street names in a part of town that I thought I'd never visited. When I turned into her neighborhood I realized I was here three days prior to drive a coworker home. The girl lived about four houses from my coworker, who then saw me outside driving by. I stopped to see if he needed a ride, but he had someone else driving him, so I laughed it off and chalked it up to miscommunication. Yeeesh.

2-somehow my wife's phone reset her apple I'd and she started receiving my iMessages. Just for one day. The day I was meeting someone. And prior to me figuring out how to use burners. Thankfully, the messages were innocuous and I played it off to looking for a new dog, which we were doing at the time. Yikes.

3-same situation, but I found a bunch of imessages duplicated on the kids ipad at our house, quickly deleted and thankfully they didn't' check messages.

I never had a husband come home, or an aggressive handler, so that's all I've got, but it's enough for me. Feel free to share yours if you like.

[Macho Manny]

I had one yesterday, and don't have anyone to share it with so I thought I'd post here and see if anyone else had any funny stories, close calls with the missus, or crazy connections / coincidences in this world.

Top 3 for me:

1- yesterday, while driving to meet a new girl, the location started looking familiar. Following the nav, I started recognizing street names in a part of town that I thought I'd never visited. When I turned into her neighborhood I realized I was here three days prior to drive a coworker home. The girl lived about four houses from my coworker, who then saw me outside driving by. I stopped to see if he needed a ride, but he had someone else driving him, so I laughed it off and chalked it up to miscommunication. Yeeesh.

2-somehow my wife's phone reset her apple I'd and she started receiving my iMessages. Just for one day. The day I was meeting someone. And prior to me figuring out how to use burners. Thankfully, the messages were innocuous and I played it off to looking for a new dog, which we were doing at the time. Yikes.

3-same situation, but I found a bunch of imessages duplicated on the kids ipad at our house, quickly deleted and thankfully they didn't' check messages.

I never had a husband come home, or an aggressive handler, so that's all I've got, but it's enough for me. Feel free to share yours if you like.

Seems like you dodged a few bullets with these situations. LOL makes the heart race faster.

[Concordian1977]

I had one yesterday, and don't have anyone to share it with so I thought I'd post here and see if anyone else had any funny stories, close calls with the missus, or crazy connections / coincidences in this world.

Top 3 for me:

1- yesterday, while driving to meet a new girl, the location started looking familiar. Following the nav, I started recognizing street names in a part of town that I thought I'd never visited. When I turned into her neighborhood I realized I was here three days prior to drive a coworker home. The girl lived about four houses from my coworker, who then saw me outside driving by. I stopped to see if he needed a ride, but he had someone else driving him, so I laughed it off and chalked it up to miscommunication. Yeeesh.

2-somehow my wife's phone reset her apple I'd and she started receiving my iMessages. Just for one day. The day I was meeting someone. And prior to me figuring out how to use burners. Thankfully, the messages were innocuous and I played it off to looking for a new dog, which we were doing at the time. Yikes.

3-same situation, but I found a bunch of imessages duplicated on the kids ipad at our house, quickly deleted and thankfully they didn't' check messages.

I never had a husband come home, or an aggressive handler, so that's all I've got, but it's enough for me. Feel free to share yours if you like.