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Merry Christmas
To all you mo gets out there. Be safe.
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Christmas Cards
Card #1 Let's just hope your yule log won't be burning a few days after Big "Santa" climes down her Chimney.
Originally Posted by Handicapper
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Be careful, they can cause heart attacks. Herbs mixed in India, they do work but I had massive heart rate increase. I read up on them and they are dangerous. That's what Lamar Odom was doing at the Bunny Ranch when he about died.
Originally Posted by PoniBoi
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Twat the night before Christmas and all through the streets.
Not a SWan was waddling, just a Monger lookin for treats.
Galloping on PH and throughout H'ville and Sin City.
On Main seeking SWans w / oral skills and maybe some kitty.
Hitting up BP to see if there's girls still providing.
Some have vacate for this holiday and some in hiding.
Lacy bras and panties hang from the chimney w / care.
These are adornment that Poni likes them to wear.
This Christmas carol isn't about providers, but more about Mongers.
Horny and jingling; trying to make blue balls no longer.
We each have our own way of dreaming of fun and treasure.
Each Monger partaking in their own memorable pleasure.
My Greek brother JaxDog is probably phucking some girl's tight butt.
Pounding away at their starfish, trying to get his nut.
These ass $luts bend over for him willingly w / no complaints.
Most definitely unorthodox phucking, but realize we're not saints.
CantB1 is dominating and ruling out west.
Scooping up SWans and putting them to the test.
These SWans bowing down to Hooterville's Warlord.
Face down in his lap sucking, while he's wielding his sword.
KittyLikker hasn't gone back to see Ally to claim what is his.
Tellin you dude, pick her up, find a place, she'll swallow your jizz.
She sincerely feels bad for that incident that day.
Says she'll make it up to you; like Burger King- have it your way.
Preacher has his congregation praying, all on their knees.
Mouth wide open, ready to worship him, each willing to please.
Patiently each wait, their turn on his Miracle Stick.
Sermons he orates is about is paying penance to his dick.
Tallbear flies down from up north to hunt out some ass.
Have your Greek fun bro, just don't be too crass.
Shoot your load up in them; maybe best in their mouth.
You don't want any baby Bears and make things for you go south.
DrewPark is yet laid up at another massage parlor.
Asian girls rubbing and tugging; in pleasure he hollers.
They massage his main muscle; its throbbing ache they mend.
He knows all of Jax AMPs that makes him merry w / a happy end.
PetterP is combing the roads and all the backstreets.
In hopes for finding the next talent to suck on his meat.
Hey brother, try Tallyrand, Spring Park, or even North New Kings Road.
Seen them waddle in those areas; some were hot and some were toads.
JTBM is back, HA!, I knew it wouldn't be long.
Before he's back posting about some girl sucking his schlong.
Bro what happened to your UTR? Thought she kindled your fire.
Did she not satiate your hormonal needs or bring on desire?
Pipelayer laying his pipe, oh hell what can I say.
Maybe I'll grow up to be as big as him some day.
Girls have difficulties sucking and taking him all.
So instead of some DT, they'll suck on his balls.
For the Mongers who Poni did not mention, lest I forget.
You're still a brother of PB so don't you ever fret.
Every day I wish everyone Be Safe and Happy Mongering.
Galloping around lookin for pussy or mouth, w / lettuce you're squandering.
Don't want to forget the providers and wish the same kind of cheer.
Instead of your chemicals and candy, try some eggnog or beer.
Take it easy on the needle and pipe; I know they're easy persuasion.
You don't want Uncle to snatch you up and put you on holiday vacation.
Us Mongers enjoy when you're merry & coherent; that's when you're a fun little phuck.
Those providers who's robbed us, still wish you merriment, but you still really suck.
Quit being so naughty to Mongers and always think twice.
Stealing, robbing, and bringing the drama, is that really nice?
I now end this Christmas carol w / one thing in mind.
Let's be nice to each other, let's all be kind.
In one way or another we've all phucked up this year and years that has past.
So Be safe in this game of Mongering; let's make it all last.
Later days and better lays, no more BS on our forum; let's make it all right.
Monger XXX-mas all you horny phucks and to all a good night.
BSHM- See your asses next year!
-PoniBoi.
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Originally Posted by PoniBoi
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DrewPark is yet laid up at another massage parlor.
Asian girls rubbing and tugging; in pleasure he hollers.
They massage his main muscle; its throbbing ache they mend.
He knows all of Jax AMPs that makes him merry w / a happy end.
ROFL. Damn, man, you are a veritable Shakespeare! Merry Christmas!
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Speaking some A-hole bought a whole box (50) Master Zone pills from my favorite neighborhood store. I hope that boner never goes down, greedy bastard.
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Post of the year!
Originally Posted by PoniBoi
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Twat the night before Christmas and all through the streets.
Not a SWan was waddling, just a Monger lookin for treats.
Galloping on PH and throughout H'ville and Sin City.
On Main seeking SWans w / oral skills and maybe some kitty.
Hitting up BP to see if there's girls still providing.
Some have vacate for this holiday and some in hiding.
Lacy bras and panties hang from the chimney w / care.
These are adornment that Poni likes them to wear.
This Christmas carol isn't about providers, but more about Mongers.
Horny and jingling; trying to make blue balls no longer.
We each have our own way of dreaming of fun and treasure.
Each Monger partaking in their own memorable pleasure.
My Greek brother JaxDog is probably phucking some girl's tight butt.
Pounding away at their starfish, trying to get his nut.
These ass $luts bend over for him willingly w / no complaints.
Most definitely unorthodox phucking, but realize we're not saints.
CantB1 is dominating and ruling out west.
Scooping up SWans and putting them to the test.
These SWans bowing down to Hooterville's Warlord.
Face down in his lap sucking, while he's wielding his sword.
KittyLikker hasn't gone back to see Ally to claim what is his.
Tellin you dude, pick her up, find a place, she'll swallow your jizz.
She sincerely feels bad for that incident that day.
Says she'll make it up to you; like Burger King- have it your way.
Preacher has his congregation praying, all on their knees.
Mouth wide open, ready to worship him, each willing to please.
Patiently each wait, their turn on his Miracle Stick.
Sermons he orates is about is paying penance to his dick.
Tallbear flies down from up north to hunt out some ass.
Have your Greek fun bro, just don't be too crass.
Shoot your load up in them; maybe best in their mouth.
You don't want any baby Bears and make things for you go south.
DrewPark is yet laid up at another massage parlor.
Asian girls rubbing and tugging; in pleasure he hollers.
They massage his main muscle; its throbbing ache they mend.
He knows all of Jax AMPs that makes him merry w / a happy end.
PetterP is combing the roads and all the backstreets.
In hopes for finding the next talent to suck on his meat.
Hey brother, try Tallyrand, Spring Park, or even North New Kings Road.
Seen them waddle in those areas; some were hot and some were toads.
JTBM is back, HA!, I knew it wouldn't be long.
Before he's back posting about some girl sucking his schlong.
Bro what happened to your UTR? Thought she kindled your fire.
Did she not satiate your hormonal needs or bring on desire?
Pipelayer laying his pipe, oh hell what can I say.
Maybe I'll grow up to be as big as him some day.
Girls have difficulties sucking and taking him all.
So instead of some DT, they'll suck on his balls.
For the Mongers who Poni did not mention, lest I forget.
You're still a brother of PB so don't you ever fret.
Every day I wish everyone Be Safe and Happy Mongering.
Galloping around lookin for pussy or mouth, w / lettuce you're squandering.
Don't want to forget the providers and wish the same kind of cheer.
Instead of your chemicals and candy, try some eggnog or beer.
Take it easy on the needle and pipe; I know they're easy persuasion.
You don't want Uncle to snatch you up and put you on holiday vacation.
Us Mongers enjoy when you're merry & coherent; that's when you're a fun little phuck.
Those providers who's robbed us, still wish you merriment, but you still really suck.
Quit being so naughty to Mongers and always think twice.
Stealing, robbing, and bringing the drama, is that really nice?
I now end this Christmas carol w / one thing in mind.
Let's be nice to each other, let's all be kind.
In one way or another we've all phucked up this year and years that has past.
So Be safe in this game of Mongering; let's make it all last.
Later days and better lays, no more BS on our forum; let's make it all right.
Monger XXX-mas all you horny phucks and to all a good night.
BSHM- See your asses next year!
-PoniBoi.
My hat is off to you sir! That was a masterpiece!
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Poni's XXX-mas Carol
Twat the night before Christmas and all through the streets.
Not a SWan was waddling, just a Monger lookin for treats.
Galloping on PH and throughout H'ville and Sin City.
On Main seeking SWans w / oral skills and maybe some kitty.
Hitting up BP to see if there's girls still providing.
Some have vacate for this holiday and some in hiding.
Lacy bras and panties hang from the chimney w / care.
These are adornment that Poni likes them to wear.
This Christmas carol isn't about providers, but more about Mongers.
Horny and jingling; trying to make blue balls no longer.
We each have our own way of dreaming of fun and treasure.
Each Monger partaking in their own memorable pleasure.
My Greek brother JaxDog is probably phucking some girl's tight butt.
Pounding away at their starfish, trying to get his nut.
These ass $luts bend over for him willingly w / no complaints.
Most definitely unorthodox phucking, but realize we're not saints.
CantB1 is dominating and ruling out west.
Scooping up SWans and putting them to the test.
These SWans bowing down to Hooterville's Warlord.
Face down in his lap sucking, while he's wielding his sword.
KittyLikker hasn't gone back to see Ally to claim what is his.
Tellin you dude, pick her up, find a place, she'll swallow your jizz.
She sincerely feels bad for that incident that day.
Says she'll make it up to you; like Burger King- have it your way.
Preacher has his congregation praying, all on their knees.
Mouth wide open, ready to worship him, each willing to please.
Patiently each wait, their turn on his Miracle Stick.
Sermons he orates is about is paying penance to his dick.
Tallbear flies down from up north to hunt out some ass.
Have your Greek fun bro, just don't be too crass.
Shoot your load up in them; maybe best in their mouth.
You don't want any baby Bears and make things for you go south.
DrewPark is yet laid up at another massage parlor.
Asian girls rubbing and tugging; in pleasure he hollers.
They massage his main muscle; its throbbing ache they mend.
He knows all of Jax AMPs that makes him merry w / a happy end.
PetterP is combing the roads and all the backstreets.
In hopes for finding the next talent to suck on his meat.
Hey brother, try Tallyrand, Spring Park, or even North New Kings Road.
Seen them waddle in those areas; some were hot and some were toads.
JTBM is back, HA!, I knew it wouldn't be long.
Before he's back posting about some girl sucking his schlong.
Bro what happened to your UTR? Thought she kindled your fire.
Did she not satiate your hormonal needs or bring on desire?
Pipelayer laying his pipe, oh hell what can I say.
Maybe I'll grow up to be as big as him some day.
Girls have difficulties sucking and taking him all.
So instead of some DT, they'll suck on his balls.
For the Mongers who Poni did not mention, lest I forget.
You're still a brother of PB so don't you ever fret.
Every day I wish everyone Be Safe and Happy Mongering.
Galloping around lookin for pussy or mouth, w / lettuce you're squandering.
Don't want to forget the providers and wish the same kind of cheer.
Instead of your chemicals and candy, try some eggnog or beer.
Take it easy on the needle and pipe; I know they're easy persuasion.
You don't want Uncle to snatch you up and put you on holiday vacation.
Us Mongers enjoy when you're merry & coherent; that's when you're a fun little phuck.
Those providers who's robbed us, still wish you merriment, but you still really suck.
Quit being so naughty to Mongers and always think twice.
Stealing, robbing, and bringing the drama, is that really nice?
I now end this Christmas carol w / one thing in mind.
Let's be nice to each other, let's all be kind.
In one way or another we've all phucked up this year and years that has past.
So Be safe in this game of Mongering; let's make it all last.
Later days and better lays, no more BS on our forum; let's make it all right.
Monger XXX-mas all you horny phucks and to all a good night.
BSHM- See your asses next year!
-PoniBoi.
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Be careful, they can cause heart attacks. Herbs mixed in India, they do work but I had massive heart rate increase. I read up on them and they are dangerous. That's what Lamar Odom was doing at the Bunny Ranch when he about died.
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With blessings
Originally Posted by CantB1
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I would be lying if said I didn't think a round 2 thru 12 with her might be worth the purse. With or without my promoters help. LOL.
I did let her know that I could help her with clients without BP if that's what she wanted. The decision is up to her. I get nothing out of her seeing you thirsty folks. But sometimes my hobby luck is questioned so I like to get verified. I got to a couple close trusted seniors that would get the pleasure if possible. I can't go putting her out for mongers like a lamb to the slaughter.
Understood. If she gives you the "blessing" and I make the cut, PM me!
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Pills
Originally Posted by PetterPetter
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For those of you that constantly buy over the counter pills from the gas station they Will no longer available it is now a felony to sell them learn thi this morning after talking to the hood store arab owner so you might want to stock up. While you can.
Do those pills actually work?
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I would be lying if said I didn't think a round 2 thru 12 with her might be worth the purse. With or without my promoters help. LOL.
I did let her know that I could help her with clients without BP if that's what she wanted. The decision is up to her. I get nothing out of her seeing you thirsty folks. But sometimes my hobby luck is questioned so I like to get verified. I got to a couple close trusted seniors that would get the pleasure if possible. I can't go putting her out for mongers like a lamb to the slaughter.
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Introductions?
Originally Posted by CantB1
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Hey Preacher. I'm still glowing like Bruce Leroy in the Last Dragon. LOL.
But seriously Bubblez said she already got a text from someone wanting the same thang. That's probably never going to happen for a stranger. I look at it as a gift from long time friend. And a lucky situation for me. I know I have read reviews and wanted the same thing but we all should know that YMMV. Though it did cost me some greens. I was really able to get the opportunity because of my friendship with Bubblez. The girl I called Sundae is not interested in having her face forever posted on the web. She is not an addict and young as hell. I would never encourage anyone to do it. For mongers its easy to keep our shit in the closet but for providers, once you post your pic in this career it can follow them forever. Who knows what life opportunities the future will bring for anyone.
CB1.
Sounds like an introduction is in order. Ha!
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Hope this is where I should post this
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Hard on pills PSA!
For those of you that constantly buy over the counter pills from the gas station they Will no longer available it is now a felony to sell them learn thi this morning after talking to the hood store arab owner so you might want to stock up. While you can.
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Originally Posted by ThePreacher
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Well done my friend! That's always been a dream of mine. Actually two: A threesome with two girls who are into each other, and being with a fresh 18 year old. I fukking hate you man. J\k LOL!
Hey Preacher. I'm still glowing like Bruce Leroy in the Last Dragon. LOL.
But seriously Bubblez said she already got a text from someone wanting the same thang. That's probably never going to happen for a stranger. I look at it as a gift from long time friend. And a lucky situation for me. I know I have read reviews and wanted the same thing but we all should know that YMMV. Though it did cost me some greens. I was really able to get the opportunity because of my friendship with Bubblez. The girl I called Sundae is not interested in having her face forever posted on the web. She is not an addict and young as hell. I would never encourage anyone to do it. For mongers its easy to keep our shit in the closet but for providers, once you post your pic in this career it can follow them forever. Who knows what life opportunities the future will bring for anyone.
CB1.
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