General Reports

[Romeoinsd]

Go to Walmart. They have several options for phones that use airtime cards.

I couldn't agree more!

Phones at Walmart are as little as $9. 99. Pay cash for it as well as airtime card refills.

The only problem with this method is that you now have a phone to hide from "prying people". So I personally clear everything after a session is over. All calls, all texts, all contact lists. Or at the very minumum, require a PIN to be entered at power-on. If caught with it, just explain that you found it in the grocery parking lot. You tried accessing the owner's info, but you were met with a password screen, so you threw it in your car and have forgotten about it ever since.

[Jjbee62]

Ok, so I'm new.

I have been questing with AMPs around town for a few months, but my character is now ready to move forward. While my sword is perfect and ready, my communication gear is not.

I need a second phone. Something that doesn't trace back. Research keeps leading me to contract phones that bill monthly. I would rather not have bills at all and deal in cash. Anybody out there have any tips for a newbie?

In return, I will entertain with my travels through AMP land here in Indy. Thanks!

-Purp.

Go to Walmart. They have several options for phones that use airtime cards.

[PurpleHey]

Ok, so I'm new.

I have been questing with AMPs around town for a few months, but my character is now ready to move forward. While my sword is perfect and ready, my communication gear is not.

I need a second phone. Something that doesn't trace back. Research keeps leading me to contract phones that bill monthly. I would rather not have bills at all and deal in cash. Anybody out there have any tips for a newbie?

In return, I will entertain with my travels through AMP land here in Indy. Thanks!

-Purp.

[SafeGuy47]

Saw her a few weeks ago. I know she likes to keep details to a minimum so lets just say I had a nice massage and left very happy. Wow!

[Sara8032]

[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested from the report.

Posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.

Thanks!

[Sara8032]

Seriously though I learned a long time ago and another business that it's good business if you don't have what someone is looking for tell him where they can find it because it going to remember you in the future.

I guess when they say Sara is a provider who offers extra benfits they were not joking, LOL.

Seriously, now that is going the extra mile for a client. I hope your still on the clock or at least keeping track of billable hours.

You might want too look into Tiffany (NR) phone# last 4 (3238) and Kelly Courtney might work as well. I have not had a fantasy about either, but highly reviewed.

Good Luck,

The Claw.

[Healey]

How many hours of boobs and ass worship do I need to put in to make pastor hood? Pastorship? Sainthood?

And once I've achieved that status will there be alter girls for me to mess around with? Freckled redheaded ones?

By the authority vested in me you now have achieved sainthood, you may now have all the pussy and attention that your heart can stand, go forth and be prolific.

[RavenClaw1]

I guess when they say Sara is a provider who offers extra benfits they were not joking, LOL.

Seriously, now that is going the extra mile for a client. I hope your still on the clock or at least keeping track of billable hours.

You might want too look into Tiffany (NR) phone# last 4 (3238) and Kelly Courtney might work as well. I have not had a fantasy about either, but highly reviewed.

Good Luck,

The Claw.

Hi guys. I have a client that is looking for: "My ideal lady would be early to mid 40's with breasts 38 to 40. Blond hair preferred but not a necessity. Like you very attentive and willing to please as well as be pleased". Can anyone please make some suggestions that might fulfil what he is looking for? Appreciate it. Sara.

[Sara8032]

Hi guys. I have a client that is looking for: "My ideal lady would be early to mid 40's with breasts 38 to 40. Blond hair preferred but not a necessity. Like you very attentive and willing to please as well as be pleased". Can anyone please make some suggestions that might fulfil what he is looking for? Appreciate it. Sara.

[Mwdude]

How many hours of boobs and ass worship do I need to put in to make pastor hood? Pastorship? Sainthood?

And once I've achieved that status will there be alter girls for me to mess around with? Freckled redheaded ones?

[Freckle Freak]

I am looking forward to your upcoming interview this Sunday with George Stephanopoulos. Hopefully George will avoid any telling you any stories about his past trips to Greece and how he would be a value member in your church and ask a follow-up question on "Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church. " Does this mean we members will have protection from law to engage in the hobby as long as they participate in the church?

If that is the case..where do I buy my robe, send my check and sign-up for the baptism (If it is a golden shower I am out).

Sorry I forgot to answer my newest members questions.

George refused to interview me based on his religious beliefs. He is a member of the Greek Orthodox church.

Sex has always been a general applicability, thus the procreation of mankind.

The church is everywhere and not defined by specific bricks and mortar. The back of a car or a motel 6 will work as a place of worship. Depending on the offering by the monger at the beginning of the service the Radisson might be affordable.

No robes are necessary. They won't be on long enough to have any symbolic meaning.

Baptism is based on sexual preference. Heterosexual males will be baptized by a female squirting pastor. Heterosexual females will be anointed in cum.

Oh and membership fees can be mailed to:
Mike the Idiot
One screwed up law, STE Idiot
Once Again Indy No Place, IN 696969


FF.

P.S. The church is now accepting applications from any squirting freckled females.

[Freckle Freak]

I personally believe this new faith sounds promising accept for the introduction of "Love". Personally I like to keep "Love" far away from the initial bases Hobbying, some might say it could fall under the future Ten Commandant of Hobbying.

"Thou shall not set a date with the intention of romantic intention.

I'm sorry for the "Love" portion it's a throw back from my 60's and 70's days of "Free Love". In my mind making love didn't mean you were in "love", just lustfully being in the act of love making. That being said the church's higher power will be called the Deity of Lust. Your by-law amendment is accepted.

As far as you Commandment. Unfortunately that cannot be accepted. In the hobby we cannot determine intent before a service. I wouldn't want to discriminate against those that have romantic intentions as well as those that have non-romantic intentions. If I accepted the commandment then my Senior Elder Ilapp would never be able to join the church because I know he "falls in love" with almost every new provider he visits. Thus he would violate this commandment with each worship service. So in order to not discriminate on your personal beliefs the commandment shall read " Thou shall not set a date with any specific intentions, all are YMMV".

FF.

P.S. I look forward to baptizing every freckled woman.

[RavenClaw1]

Pastor Freckle Freak.

Your new church seems interesting and I am looking forward to your upcoming interview this Sunday with George Stephanopoulos. I personally believe this new faith sounds promising accept for the introduction of "Love". Personally I like to keep "Love" far away from the initial bases Hobbying, some might say it could fall under the future Ten Commandant of Hobbying.

"Thou shall not set a date with the intention of romantic intention.

Hopefully George will avoid any telling you any stories about his past trips to Greece and how he would be a value member in your church and ask a follow-up question on "Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church. " Does this mean we members will have protection from law to engage in the hobby as long as they participate in the church?

If that is the case..where do I buy my robe, send my check and sign-up for the baptism (If it is a golden shower I am out).

For record.can I get and AMEN! The funniest and creative post I read on all the monger forums in awhile..

Now I must pray.

Brother Claw.

P.S.

Cherry cool-aide is my favorite..

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.

[MikeLafin]

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.

Now this is something I could really get "behind". Mike.

[Freckle Freak]

Based on the new Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act becoming law in July I have decided to form a new Hobby Religion. This new religion will be based on the inalienable rights of women and men to contribute to the Hobby Church for the sole purpose of worshipping the Deity of Love. The church will be open to all races and sexual orientation. Contributions given to the church will be dispersed to individuals of need whenever sexual acts are performed between two consenting adult members. Sex will be the primary bond uniting the individual members and groups with each other and with the Deity of Love. There will not be any limitations on how often or the length of the worship service taking place. Those individuals of need will be provided funds from the church immediately following a worship service. Clarification of the groups within the church is solely for the purpose of determining individual needs since the Deity of Love does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Individuals of need will be given the church status of provider which could be either a male or female. Mongers, either male or female, will be the primary contributors to the church. It will be up to the church members to determine and respect each individual's sexual preference. Any violation of a members' sexual preference will result in excommunication of the offending member or member's.

Thus the Hobby Church falls under RFRA Sec 5. As used in this chapter, "exercise of religion" includes any exercise of religion, whether or not compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief. The worshiping method within the church and its burden falls under Sec. 8 a governmental entity may not substantially burden a person's exercise of religion, even if the burden results from a rule of general applicability. Sex is a rule of general applicability and thus is legal within the church.

The Hobby Church is now accepting new provider and monger members. Funds are accepted from mongers before worship service and distributed to providers immediately following service.

FF.

P.S. Female freckled providers will be granted immediate membership and be required to worship with pastor Freckle Freak.