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**BigGuyUAteMe** · 06-13-16 10:10

I just wanted to let everyone know, Just because I'm always saying TPHFB, I want you all to know. I LOVE VAGINA and female buttholes.

BG,

Play safe, have fun, give and get respect, do your research, find some crazy good and Tongue Plunge Her Fart Box! TPHFB! Sara you could Tongue His Fart Box! TPHFB! It works both ways. LOL.

Originally Posted by Mwdude [View Original Post]

Glad to hear it went well and that everyone had a great time.

**Sara8032** · 06-13-16 09:57

Originally Posted by Fancy88 [View Original Post]

I didn't get no invite for meet and greet.

It was posted on the board to contact me if interested. There were several postings.

**IntoAsian** · 06-13-16 09:51

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

That party ended just as I was coming home from work. I will definitely have to be at the next one.

**NiceGuy52** · 06-13-16 07:26

Wish I could have attended but unfortunately a family crisis kept me from doing so. Glad everyone had a good time. Would like to attend the next on.

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

**Mwdude** · 06-13-16 07:15

Glad to hear it went well and that everyone had a great time.

**FancyTlc88** · 06-13-16 06:49

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

I didn't get no invite for meet and greet.

**Kyussfan** · 06-12-16 16:50

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

Never knew I could be so entertained by balloons and wieners. Did I say that out loud?

Side note, since I was bombarded with this question, Ky (sounds like guy, swapping the G for a K) uss (sounds like fuss, without the F) and there you have it! Thanks to all of the new friends that I met, and to Sara for all the hard work and entertainment!

**XNatalieX** · 06-12-16 16:45

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

It's unfortunate I had to miss out on all the fun but so glad everyone had a great time! I'll be down there this week at least.

**Kyussfan** · 06-12-16 16:40

Originally Posted by Jjbee62 [View Original Post]

And 1 awesome hostess.

Thank you for a great evening. I think everyone left happy. I'm not sure how happy 1 person was when he woke up this morning.

You're probably referring to me.

I left my makeup bag there last night.

WHAT? I was young and I needed the money.

**Jjbee62** · 06-12-16 16:13

Without 1 or 2 guys dropping their pants. Check.

Without some guy prancing like a queen. Check.

Without someone busting up laughing while attempting to show off their deep throat skills. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.

Without some quotes worth remembering:

"I'm running a special, half off dicks length. ".

"I don't have a gag reflex. ".

"Ah. Now I understand about the asshole. ".

"You have to dig deep if you want to find gold. ".

I'm sure there were plenty more. Thanks go out to everyone.

**BigGuyUAteMe** · 06-12-16 15:52

Old friends, new friends, great friends, very good food, lots of fun and games. Sara and for the one's that helped thank you! It was great meeting, see, hanging with you all!

BG,

Have fun, play safe, do your research, love living, give and get respect, Sara now you know? Find some crazy good and TPHFB!

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

**IndyGuy123** · 06-12-16 15:42

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

I am proud (or shall we say relieved) to say I am not one of the 2.

Your night may have ended but for 4 of us, the adventure didn't end for awhile longer.

Indy Guy.

**Jjbee62** · 06-12-16 15:25

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

And 1 awesome hostess.

Thank you for a great evening. I think everyone left happy. I'm not sure how happy 1 person was when he woke up this morning.

**Untchbl** · 06-12-16 14:02

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

Quick rundown for every poor sap that missed it.

I had never met or spoken with a single person at the meet and greet before and I was made to feel welcome the instant I walked in the door.

Sara is an excellent host and one of the sweetest people you will meet. The location was great and plenty of room for everyone to mingle. Sara has one of the softest, sweetest, most playful pussies I have ever encountered. She also has 4 dogs which are cute and playful to.

The girls all chipped in to make sure plenty of food was available, and kept the conversation and mingling moving. All them were cheerful, pleasant, and very friendly. Any man would be lucky to spend any time with any of them. I was able to meet a few girls that I would definately like to see again. Jess won the oral presentation contest and I think I would like to get a private demonstration with her. I also got to meet KitKat and I am especially smitten by her kitten, so I plan on seeing her at some point. Sasha, Bre, Aurora are also very lovely and I would be lucky to spend time with them also. Hell, I may just set up a Greet My Meat with all the girls that were there.

The mongers were all very nice and I met a few that I think I will definately keep in contact with. Everyone seemed to have a great time. We made sure everyone got home safely even if we had to drive them ourselves, so it was nice to see that everyone cares about everyone elses safety at these events.

If you have the means, I highly recommend going to the next one.

**Mmgeg** · 06-12-16 12:43

Originally Posted by Sara8032 [View Original Post]

On the twelfth day of the meet and greet there were 12 mongers lurking, eleven types of booze flowing, 10 sessions brewing, 9 types of food enticing, 8 ladies dazzling, 7 specials offered, 6 dicks a wagging, 5 golden showers (just kidding), 4 items held hostage (cooler, ray bans, makeup bag and cell phone), 3 red heads freckling, 2 drunks a spinning and at 330 am the end of ONE awesome freaking party!

So happy everything went so well! Kudos to you for putting an awesome thing together and everyone had a great time! I'm sorry I missed it and hopefully will be at the next one! You worked your butt off on this and I know everyone appreciated it!