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**Spencer Tracy** · 07-02-09 14:11

Hi,

I'm headed to Atlanta on Monday to meet my girlfriend. She is a lot (early 30s) younger and hotter than this old guy. She is planning on wearing a very short skirt and no underwear when we go out that night. I want to hit a good bar or strip club where I can show her off, have her flash, get her wild, make out with her for the start of an erotically charged night together. Where should I take her. Probably stay near the airport or south. Recommendations for fun place?

**TravelinSD** · 07-02-09 13:10

Originally Posted by King Booka

Fellow Mongers,

I recently decided that, since a squirting woman is a turn-on for me, i would venture out see if those advertising the ability to do it were authentic or full of of it.

I typically stay low-dollar, but ventured up a little and shelled out a buck-forty to get half an hour with Veronica, who was visiting from Phoenix (she advertised on this board as well). Nice lady, looks a little older than the 40 she advertises, and gives a good bbbj. dfk and daty were on the menu as well. However, squirtage was more than many but not a lot, and she admitted that it depends on the day as to how much she lets loose. So I left there unfulfilled.

the other day, Jenna (search for "squirt" on the vibe of the city erotic services board--sorry i don't have time to pull up a link) was offering a 10 min for fifty special that i accepted. In her ad ( and over the phone) she touts that she squirts and makes a big mess. After confirming that this would happen even during the short session, i went by. Though, i probably should've gotten the hint over the phone--she stated that for her special she was able to get folks to finish in less than ten minutes. So long story short, i get there, little bit of small talk, daty wasn't allowed, a bit of bbbj, then straight to doggie. her trick? after a while she closes her legs and tightens things up--the best possible position for making a guy pop in record time. She stated that she is used to giving, not receiving, which is why she got into the business, and that to squirt she has to do it herself. nice enough girl, but my return is questionable. Even though i got what was advertised--a sub-ten minute quickie--i didn't feel like i would get the whole interactive experience, even with more time.

I guess I will have to return to see Misha for a good massage and oral happy ending. She has been reviewed on here, and is known to be a gusher.

The king has spoken. I now depart without leaving that sulfur smell that hangs around every time Nightcrawler leaves! lol

Book a ticket to Vegas, book a date with Bre, bring rain gear.

**Gag on It** · 07-02-09 00:45

Originally Posted by Soloflight

Trying to ponder a woman actually offering that with a straight face.

Male desperation will lead to all sorts of odd bartering situations.

**Atl Guy** · 07-01-09 21:51

Originally Posted by King Booka

Fellow Mongers,

I recently decided that, since a squirting woman is a turn-on for me, i would venture out see if those advertising the ability to do it were authentic or full of of it.

I typically stay low-dollar, but ventured up a little and shelled out a buck-forty to get half an hour with Veronica, who was visiting from Phoenix (she advertised on this board as well). Nice lady, looks a little older than the 40 she advertises, and gives a good bbbj. dfk and daty were on the menu as well. However, squirtage was more than many but not a lot, and she admitted that it depends on the day as to how much she lets loose. So I left there unfulfilled.

the other day, Jenna (search for "squirt" on the vibe of the city erotic services board--sorry i don't have time to pull up a link) was offering a 10 min for fifty special that i accepted. In her ad ( and over the phone) she touts that she squirts and makes a big mess. After confirming that this would happen even during the short session, i went by. Though, i probably should've gotten the hint over the phone--she stated that for her special she was able to get folks to finish in less than ten minutes. So long story short, i get there, little bit of small talk, daty wasn't allowed, a bit of bbbj, then straight to doggie. her trick? after a while she closes her legs and tightens things up--the best possible position for making a guy pop in record time. She stated that she is used to giving, not receiving, which is why she got into the business, and that to squirt she has to do it herself. nice enough girl, but my return is questionable. Even though i got what was advertised--a sub-ten minute quickie--i didn't feel like i would get the whole interactive experience, even with more time.

I guess I will have to return to see Misha for a good massage and oral happy ending. She has been reviewed on here, and is known to be a gusher.

The king has spoken. I now depart without leaving that sulfur smell that hangs around every time Nightcrawler leaves! lol

If you are ever in Tampa, give Jennie a call. It is the most unbelieveable experience. My advice is wear goggles. That shit goes everywhere and doesn't stop. At least for the hour I was there it didn't.

http://jensquirts.ultraescort.com/inside.php

**Soloflight** · 07-01-09 19:02

Originally Posted by King Booka

offering a 10 min for fifty special that i accepted.

Trying to ponder a woman actually offering that with a straight face.

**King Booka** · 07-01-09 18:20

Fellow Mongers,

I recently decided that, since a squirting woman is a turn-on for me, i would venture out see if those advertising the ability to do it were authentic or full of of it.

I typically stay low-dollar, but ventured up a little and shelled out a buck-forty to get half an hour with Veronica, who was visiting from Phoenix (she advertised on this board as well). Nice lady, looks a little older than the 40 she advertises, and gives a good bbbj. dfk and daty were on the menu as well. However, squirtage was more than many but not a lot, and she admitted that it depends on the day as to how much she lets loose. So I left there unfulfilled.

the other day, Jenna (search for "squirt" on the vibe of the city erotic services board--sorry i don't have time to pull up a link) was offering a 10 min for fifty special that i accepted. In her ad ( and over the phone) she touts that she squirts and makes a big mess. After confirming that this would happen even during the short session, i went by. Though, i probably should've gotten the hint over the phone--she stated that for her special she was able to get folks to finish in less than ten minutes. So long story short, i get there, little bit of small talk, daty wasn't allowed, a bit of bbbj, then straight to doggie. her trick? after a while she closes her legs and tightens things up--the best possible position for making a guy pop in record time. She stated that she is used to giving, not receiving, which is why she got into the business, and that to squirt she has to do it herself. nice enough girl, but my return is questionable. Even though i got what was advertised--a sub-ten minute quickie--i didn't feel like i would get the whole interactive experience, even with more time.

I guess I will have to return to see Misha for a good massage and oral happy ending. She has been reviewed on here, and is known to be a gusher.

The king has spoken. I now depart without leaving that sulfur smell that hangs around every time Nightcrawler leaves! lol

**King Booka** · 07-01-09 18:08

Originally Posted by Capt Ajax

What do you folks think of this. Are you kidding me?????

http://summershowers.myescortpage.com/photos.phtml

I'm not a big fan of implants, but hers are a TOTAL turnoff for me. At least make it look somewhat natural!

**PWhipped** · 07-01-09 17:06

Quite attractive, bigg-ins too. BUT, that may be a little much, usually they say EITHER work info OR 3 good reference or date check, but all of them?? And what if your company does not have a web site, the way she worded it, no second chances, all the info or forget it! IMHO, I do not believe she will require ALL of that info, but you never know, and then SHE will never know how many $$ you will give her, LOL.

I may ask her if that is really true that you have to give that much info, if so, I do not htink she will be that busy.

But , WTF do I know? Nutting! <G>

Wet Dreams, PW

Originally Posted by Capt Ajax

What do you folks think of this. Are you kidding me?????

http://summershowers.myescortpage.com/photos.phtml

**Wazoo** · 07-01-09 15:31

Originally Posted by Blackjack123

Do guys ever miss an opportunity to flaunt their manhood size? it sounds errily similar to providers who never admit their pussy is not tight :-)

You are exactly right, Blackjack! Some guys are so insecure. I never feel the need for empty boasts, of course, because my manhood is the size of Clydsdale stud

**Wazoo** · 07-01-09 15:28

Originally Posted by Capt Ajax

What do you folks think of this. Are you kidding me?????

http://summershowers.myescortpage.com/photos.phtml

I was in another city a couple of weeks ago and tried to set something up with a very popular escort there. Oddly, I received almost this same identical text from her before she would set up a meeting. (I declined to fill out the form, btw, so we didn't meet.) My guess is that there is some boilerplate text being passed along from provider to provider.

**Sgt Soros** · 07-01-09 14:56

What do you folks think of this. Are you kidding me?????

The more complete the information and the more you give me the more likely I am to respond in a timely manner and set an appointment with you. I will not email you back and forth asking for information that you have omitted. I do not give out my phone number until I have completed screening and set an appointment with you.

Please provide:

1. Real Full name including a middle name or initial
2. Age
3. Ethnicity
4. Height
5. Weight
6. Circumcised?
7. TER name, date-check, or preferred 411 name
8. 2-3 provider references (prefer established independants, not agencies) with their email address. Also would reccommend you sending their website link so that I can be sure they are legit.

9. Employer, website, & phone #
10. Photo (optional)
11. Dates/times you would like to schedule & length of appt.

Feel free to tell me a little about yourself so that I can get a better idea of who you are!

I look forward to meeting with you in the future! Thanks, Summer

http://summershowers.myescortpage.com/photos.phtml

**Blackjack123** · 06-29-09 21:30

Originally Posted by George GA

I wonder how a guy would feel if their GF told them their manhood was too small. Fortunately, I don't have that problem...

Do guys ever miss an opportunity to flaunt their manhood size? it sounds errily similar to providers who never admit their pussy is not tight :-)

**King Booka** · 06-29-09 12:58

Originally Posted by Capt Ajax

Corrected link....
http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=2632656

Maybe so, maybe not. Newbies with endless questions and zero reviews, here's a chance TOFTT.

Thanks for the correction, Ajax...I put it up like that, thinking backpage would get parsed out. then decided to edit it but my browser died. ooops.

**Sgt Soros** · 06-29-09 12:36

Originally Posted by King Booka

there is no other explanation...

http://atlanta back/page com/FemaleEscorts/_this_is_one_gorgeous_thick_white_girl_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2632656

Corrected link....
http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=2632656

Maybe so, maybe not. Newbies with endless questions and zero reviews, here's a chance to TOFTT.