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[Benchseats Rock]

Happy New Year

With a start like this, it's going to be another banner year...




Benchseats Rock

[Benchseats Rock]

Tingly, have you no respect for the dead? Like that line in the movie said, those headstones are real cool on a hot summer night. But somehow it just seems...wrong...to get blown in a cemetery. (Check out the headstone in photo # img009.jpg) We've all heard about pissing on someone's grave, but spurting on it? I don't know, man. Har, har and all.

R::R

Personally it's not something I would do, but I'm sure Rebecca's been dead long enough that she didn't mind too much.

[Roamin Roman]

Tingly, have you no respect for the dead? Like that line in the movie said, those headstones are real cool on a hot summer night. But somehow it just seems...wrong...to get blown in a cemetery. (Check out the headstone in photo # img009.jpg) We've all heard about pissing on someone's grave, but spurting on it? I don't know, man. Har, har and all.

R::R

Well now, happy birthday Sweetie! Here's a few stills you can use to prevent worthless, pathetic blowjobs, just print them and tape them to the sun visor next to Bobbi Jo, har har! If I am reading right, and I remember my dates correctly, I had my cock in the head of a fugitive. Ah well, probably not the first time. But wait, do my eyes deceive me or has our girl fallen under the camera's eye before? Yes it would seem so.

[Just for Kix]

Some New Years plans fell through and I found myself with some time on my hands, so I wandered down to the Clix whilst the Ravens game was in progress. I saw a really cute blonde near Wilkens and Payson, but the monger in the car behind me snapped her up. I was going to do at least one circle to make sure the coast was clear, that's how it goes some times.

Went back to the Washington side and found Jill on Scary St. Brunette, medium build, small chest. Looked thin in her coat, but actually had some meat on her bones. She had the potential to be very pretty, but was a bit worn down looking. She was really quiet, though certainly very friendly, but we didn't talk much on the way to/from my spot.

I must say that she cleaned my shaft like a champ. Took it all, very wet, no use of hands, attention to the boys. I was loving it. Took a quick break to play with her A cups and then back to work, CIM and spit. The usual jackson plus a small tip. She asked me to take her through the McD's drive-thru and I was happy to comply. She DID NOT ask me to reach into my wallet again once we got there, which they sometimes do.

She doesn't have the looks that I'd want to take her to a room, but would definitely see her again for the same.

Cheers All! Happy New Year!

-JFK

[Baltimonger]

CB seemed to have 3 very doable SW, and another fairly doable. I snoozed and lost.

Pigtown had virtually no SW with the game about to be played. LE made sure of that.

Wilkens had almost no SW worth picking up from 1pm to 5pm. Around 5, the SW all seemed to come out at once. I grabbed up one I've been casing for a while; Rachel. Well worth the wait. LE presence was basically nothing.

Have a safe & happy New Year everybody.

K.J. Baltimonger


A little present for all you Dickheads out there.

[Benchseats Rock]

Well now I guess I'm not going to keep driving by that Heather every time I see her - she's not what I generally look for while hunting but her demonstrated skillset may get me to grant her a dispensation of sorts.

The Heather I am sure we'd all love to see some TG shots of is the one I was talking about here. That is if Doc or Incog haven't turned her into their own personal 5 foot concubine


Benchseats Rock

[Harhar]

It's redclouds, not webclouds.

A. She's a SW/addict, not a model.
B. He met her.
C. Those are his photos.

With the greatest possible respect and obsequiousness to my honorable degenerate elders, I meekly submit to you for your consideration the mere possibility that these fortunate sperm palettes ARE, in point of fact, models in a manner of speaking, in addition to having addicted, lying, scheming d**k sockets for heads. It is true the lighting and composition leave something to be desired, but I hope you can detect the care and concentration that my slurping, slobbering subjects devote to their craft. Isn't that right Heather? Hm? I can't make out a single word. But I assure you it is all about the art for me, har har!

Happy and Safe 2007!

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