The Undead

[HardHat69]

If she looks like her photos and is at all interesting in bed, I'd still like to hook up with her.

Undead or not! LOL!

Well the choices are pretty limited these days. She really isn't that bad looking. Let us know if she gets a "rise" out of you!

[Littleshyguy]

Just when you think you've seen everything in this hobby, this provider comes along and shows you something totally bizarre!! This thread is appropriately named! LOL.

If she looks like her photos and is at all interesting in bed, I'd still like to hook up with her.

Undead or not! LOL!

[Willie24]

Well that one really takes the cake. I thought the toilet was bad.

Just when you think you've seen everything in this hobby, this provider comes along and shows you something totally bizarre!! This thread is appropriately named! LOL.

[HardHat69]

Why would any provider think her ad should include a pic of her next to a headstone?

https://space-coast.skipthegames.com...e/163724979956

Well that one really takes the cake. I thought the toilet was bad.

[JayJayTwo]

Why would any provider think her ad should include a pic of her next to a headstone?

https://space-coast.skipthegames.com...e/163724979956

[HardHat69]

Any takers?

That's real classy, a picture next to the toilet. I guess it's good that it is close by in case you have to barf after the session.

[Feckless]

Any takers?

80-20 rule.

From the neck UP. Sure. From the neck DOWN, would rather get a root canal. ,. ,every day for a week; Takers? Take-her to REHAB.

F1.

[The Black Swan]

Any takers?

[JayJayTwo]

LOL!! Just a late April fools joke. One of those $25 pocket pussies would be better then this!

Thank you Baby Jesus! Good to know my first instinct was correct and you did not, in fact, go downtown on grandma!

[The Black Swan]

LOL!! Just a late April fools joke. One of those $25 pocket pussies would be better then this!

Ha! TP, you almost had me. Was thinking you should at least get a participation trophy.

[True Pair]

Okay, are you being serious? Or is that a joke? And, if you're being serious, did you encounter any dust during the daty?

LOL!! Just a late April fools joke. One of those $25 pocket pussies would be better then this!

[JayJayTwo]

Had a quick Blow and go with her today. Good BBBJ with some Daty and dato! $75 QV Next time I'll make her shower first.

Okay, are you being serious? Or is that a joke? And, if you're being serious, did you encounter any dust during the daty?

[True Pair]

What's your price?

Had a quick Blow and go with her today. Good BBBJ with some Daty and dato! $75 QV Next time I'll make her shower first.

[HardHat69]

For five Franklins, I'd let her lick the lizard.

Add a dark room and beer goggles and I'm in!

[JayJayTwo]

For five Franklins, I'd let her lick the lizard.

I'd make her give me much more than 5 Franklins. LOL.

What can I say, I'm a cheap little ho!