Massage Parlor Reports

[Lexx1]

Was wondering if any of you experienced folks ever walk in asking to physically see who Is available before paying the admission fee.

I've walked in asking for a certain masseuse, then leaving, telling them I may be back after lunch. But I never asked to see all the staff before paying HF.

I know some places offer lineups, but most I've been to don't. I usually go in trying to see a certain provider, I'm a picky SOB. Which Is the reason for my question.

Thank you!

I ask sometimes. You just have to be nice about it when asking. I'll usually ask who's available and the mamasan will bring the ladies out that are not working on someone. Sometimes all you can get is the actual mamasan because she's the only one in. And I've been lucky sometimes that she wasn't bad looking. And if no one appeals to you just kindly excuse yourself. I don't ask all the time though. If it's my very first time or I've heard good reports on the place. I'll go with the luck of the draw. I'm not crazy picky though because these joints usually have older gals. So I go in knowing what to expect from my experiences.

Where you should usually ask for a lineup are the joints that are known for full service. And the usual quickest way to tell that if it is. Even if it's your first time there is the house fee. An average 50 house fee for half hour and 70/80 house fee for an hour usually tells you the place offers all the extras and is full service. These full service joints will usually have better quality Asian and/or Latina girls. The tip to the girl can vary but is usually at least 100. Anything less than those house fees is usually handjob only or no extras. But that last one is not a hard rule. Because I've had full service in some of those joints to sometimes. It just depends on the girl. You have to always remember YMMV!

[FlyTime8324]

Are there any good Korean places in the general LA area? The K Orgs are too big of a hurdle for me and I'm not necessarily looking for FS anyway. Just a nice time with good service. I saw some old post about A One. Following the recent messages here, not super old would be great, but. Not terrible looks / body is good. Thanks!

[Lexx1]

I remember, I used to do this other cities when I would travel.

San Francisco was great. I used to think that girls would work there for like 10 years when they were young and hot, and they would ship them down to Los Angeles once they became older, nastier, and more jaded.

LOL Right on. I kind of used to think the same thing that we would get the table scraps with these older Asian gals. It's all good though. I don't mind it to much. At least the older Asian ladies are the ones that give it up bare easily let you CIP / CIM and if you're lucky MSOG.

I had a few MP joints around where my usual girl would do that. There was one at Happy Massage that would give me two nuts all the time. She'd rub me down while she was nude then get to fucking and give her a creampie. Then clean me up, back on the table, for a final rub and a second nut with either BBBJCIM or handjob. Of course I always went with the CIM. And 80/100 tip. She was nice looking for an older gal, good body and fake tits. I could tell when she was younger she was a sexy piece of ass. She would always compliment me on how good I smelled and thank me for it. Because as she put it she'd get a lot of dudes that were stinky and not kept. LOL And always at the half hour house fee. I've never done an hour because to me its a waste of money and time. You're there to get a quick nut release usually and I can get it twice in that half hour and I'm good to go.

[King Kon]

Was wondering if any of you experienced folks ever walk in asking to physically see who Is available before paying the admission fee.

I've walked in asking for a certain masseuse, then leaving, telling them I may be back after lunch. But I never asked to see all the staff before paying HF.

I know some places offer lineups, but most I've been to don't. I usually go in trying to see a certain provider, I'm a picky SOB. Which Is the reason for my question.

Thank you!

[Murrican]

You're glamorizing the past man. It's always been older Asian ladies most of the time even from years ago. Didn't matter where the AMP was in LA. It's mostly always been like that. Once in a while you would might get lucky and find a 30 something lady that kind of looked young enough to pass for 20 something. The only other option was Korean Houses / Apartments to hopefully get something younger and full raw. Once in a while when I used to hit up the Latina MPs and Casitas I'd get a younger Latina with a nice body. But still was an all covered situation. The other option to find hot Asian girls in MPs were the OC AMPs with their Vietnamese masseuses. But OC AMPs with that quality always would cost more than LA AMPs and also the drive down there. At the very least it seems like more AMPs are making a comeback in certain parts of LA.

I remember, I used to do this other cities when I would travel.

San Francisco was great. I used to think that girls would work there for like 10 years when they were young and hot, and they would ship them down to Los Angeles once they became older, nastier, and more jaded.

[WhoreMaster 91]

I'm not a spa guy normally, but I saw this post about BBFS offered at this Merry Spa. Can anyone tell me if this is a standard offering there (assuming its the first time there, and they don't know you) or is this BBFS offering an unusual, one-off occurance? I'd be interested in whatever any of you guys can tell me about this, or any other massage places in LA that offer BBFS. Grandma-aged providers, if they are not totally gross looking, would be fine! Contact me privately if you prefer, thanks.

Hard to believe BBFS in Chinatown?

[GearBoxer99]

I went back today (Wednesday) and expected to see Lena but instead I was greeted by Carrie. Short, early 30's with man mades. I was about to ask for a line up but I loved her energy and I gave in. She started with the normal 3/10 massage and then asked for the flip. She was very playful but also to the point. She asked for the donation first so I gave the 1. 2 and off she went. When she comes back she asked if I wanted 4 hands. I said I would consider it but I need to see her first. At the beginning she didn't want to let me see her. Told her it was fine then just her. She said ok ok and went to go get the 2nd girl. MAN I FUCKED UP. As Carries starts putting on the cover she goes to town. In walks in Daisy. She was a solid 8/10. Great flirty energy. While carries is working, Daisy pops out the girls and shoves them in my face. How can I say no. Carrie stops and asks for the donation. I said fine. Then drop another 1. 2. Daisy goes and picks up whatever she needs and at this point Carrie gets mad bc I could have given her more. Playful but serious she continues CBJ. Daisy comes back in, continues to rub all over and then Carrie gets on top and starts riding me. Starts complimenting on how good it feels and with each passing second she goes harder and harder. I think eventually she came since she just started laying her head on my chest and squeezes me with her thighs. Next up is Daisy. Carrie scoots up to my chest and asks me to Lick Her. But I know better instead I grab her shoulders and bring her in so I can start sucking on her girls. Meanwhile Daisy removes the cover, cleans up and then puts her own cover on and starts her CBJ. Another 5 minutes of this and the Carrie gets off my chest and says "she wants you to fuck her". SAYLESS. She gets on top and starts bouncing. A majestic bounce and the facials were on point. I feel like busting so I ask her to get off and get in all 4's. I start pounding away. Meanwhile Carrie is rubbing herself and then licking my neck from the back while telling me to go harder. Daisy got louder and louder until I finally finished inside. Mission completed.

They both thanked me and asked me for whatever and start cleaning me up with a warm towel. Their attitudes never change and are just borderline GFE with the way they cater to you. I wanted to get Daisys contact but it doesn't seem that Carrie was too happy that she was stealing her future clientele.

Repeating for sure but only taking Daisy.

House fee is. 5 for 30.

Plus 1. 2 per girl.

P. S I did tell Carrie no cover before starting CBJ, but she said "fottymo" I said meh. You can continue. So it's on the menu, you just got to pay a little more or she needs to get used to you.

[Lexx1]

Reading your metaphors was one of the bright spots of this game for me. I imagine your friends just sit around waiting to see what's going to come out of your mouth.

But back to the AMP game. I got so tired of literally trying to convince myself the girl in front of me was someone else. Or finding some non-repellant feature to over fixate on. Like yeah she's 50 and out of shape and kinda angry and really wants me to cum super fast so she can just move on and she's making it super obvious by saying in broken English "ok you come now". But hey her left shoulder isn't bad so I'm just going to stare at that while I find a way to bring myself to climax.

I am really holding out hope it gets back to how it was in the early 2000's. Or maybe I'm glamorizing the past.

You're glamorizing the past man. It's always been older Asian ladies most of the time even from years ago. Didn't matter where the AMP was in LA. It's mostly always been like that. Once in a while you would might get lucky and find a 30 something lady that kind of looked young enough to pass for 20 something. The only other option was Korean Houses / Apartments to hopefully get something younger and full raw. Once in a while when I used to hit up the Latina MPs and Casitas I'd get a younger Latina with a nice body. But still was an all covered situation. The other option to find hot Asian girls in MPs were the OC AMPs with their Vietnamese masseuses. But OC AMPs with that quality always would cost more than LA AMPs and also the drive down there. At the very least it seems like more AMPs are making a comeback in certain parts of LA.

[Murrican]

This kind of stuff really grinds my gears. You think mongering is over just because there are literally 20-25 MPs on the westside with Asian gals 36-75 asking for 100 dollar tip to get "over the clothes" action? You think that Only fans, the feds, the Islamic republic or Iran, or the students for justice in Palestine can end mongering?

It is not over until we say it is.

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

What is this maudlin tripe. Now let's get some more awful handjobs from asian women in their 60's.

Reading your metaphors was one of the bright spots of this game for me. I imagine your friends just sit around waiting to see what's going to come out of your mouth.

But back to the AMP game. I got so tired of literally trying to convince myself the girl in front of me was someone else. Or finding some non-repellant feature to over fixate on. Like yeah she's 50 and out of shape and kinda angry and really wants me to cum super fast so she can just move on and she's making it super obvious by saying in broken English "ok you come now". But hey her left shoulder isn't bad so I'm just going to stare at that while I find a way to bring myself to climax.

I am really holding out hope it gets back to how it was in the early 2000's. Or maybe I'm glamorizing the past.

[PriscillaM]

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

This kind of stuff really grinds my gears. You think mongering is over just because there are literally 20-25 MPs on the westside with Asian gals 36-75 asking for 100 dollar tip to get "over the clothes" action? You think that Only fans, the feds, the Islamic republic or Iran, or the students for justice in Palestine can end mongering?

It is not over until we say it is.

Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?

What is this maudlin tripe. Now let's get some more awful handjobs from asian women in their 60's.

[Gilforama]

JJ's Foot Spa is legit only. Not a bad massage for the price.

I walked back up to Merry Spa where I had an almost encounter with the police last December, I think. I didn't see the nice slender body with the John Lennon glasses so I went with a plumper that was in front of me. Decent massage, loved it when I jerked her off an sucked hard on her tits. She offered BBFS for 1. 2 but that's not for me. She was a lot of fun though. If I'm there again I'll wait for the skinny one because she really had a nice butt.

Massagefinder and Massageanywhere used to provide some real amusement for hotel outcalls but they seem to have moved on. Too bad.

I'm not a spa guy normally, but I saw this post about BBFS offered at this Merry Spa. Can anyone tell me if this is a standard offering there (assuming its the first time there, and they don't know you) or is this BBFS offering an unusual, one-off occurance? I'd be interested in whatever any of you guys can tell me about this, or any other massage places in LA that offer BBFS. Grandma-aged providers, if they are not totally gross looking, would be fine! Contact me privately if you prefer, thanks.

[Asphalt]

JJ's Foot Spa is legit only. Not a bad massage for the price.

I walked back up to Merry Spa where I had an almost encounter with the police last December, I think. I didn't see the nice slender body with the John Lennon glasses so I went with a plumper that was in front of me. Decent massage, loved it when I jerked her off an sucked hard on her tits. She offered BBFS for 1. 2 but that's not for me. She was a lot of fun though. If I'm there again I'll wait for the skinny one because she really had a nice butt.

Massagefinder and Massageanywhere used to provide some real amusement for hotel outcalls but they seem to have moved on. Too bad.

[Lexx1]

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

I think you missed a couple of good reports. The Ariya Thai / Candy Therapy reports and the one for the massage shop in Hollywood off Sunset by the Zankou Chicken. The reports sounded promising. I also used to frequent AMPs / AAMPS / LMPs years ago before getting into nonpros / sugaring. I think some of the dudes griping are grumpy old dudes on here that like to troll and be sarcastic. I hate sarcastic people. I'm actually thinking of hitting up the spot on Sunset just to delve into the AMP world again for old times sake. It's not far from me. I still know the AMP game. Only thing that's changed is the price is a little higher. And someone being a cheap ass and expecting the works for 80 is a nitwit. It was 80 a fucking long ass time ago. The average has been 100 for a long time. I don't mind dropping 120 nowadays. Because prices go up. That's the way it freakin works.

I'm not going back into it full time. Just to see for myself on those promising reports. And I'm not traveling to the westside AMPs, fuck that area. Traffic west of the 405 and around it is freakin hell. I know because I used to work in the tech companies in El Segundo. So anything east or south from there is game. So I'm just trying one out. My main P4 P game is sugaring / nonpros and will stay that way.

[HoDough]

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.

This is why picking up street walkers is sometimes better. What you see is usually what you get in terms of looks. A lot of them probably have less millage on them also. The last girl I picked up was a 20 year old student with a killer body. Got her number and she's willing to drive to me. With AMPs, you have to trust on reviews and oftentimes, those reviews aren't accurate. Or, when you get there, you get a bait and switch and end up with a different girl. And you end up regretting it because you had to spend your time during the session pretending she was hotter than she really was.

[Murrican]

I used to be active on this thread. Have since moved to international guide mostly. Do a lot of fun stuff in Mexico And mostly just wait until those opportunities.

I used to go to AMPs. Then I just got so bored of them. It was the same drill every time. And maybe it's just me, but it seems like the girls were always getting older, uglier, more fatigued, more pushy for 20 or $40 more, more disappointed to be there. It was just so joyless. It started to feel obligatory on both sides.

A few days ago I got a hankering. So in read the thread 12 pages back looking for some good action somewhere in central LA. And it was mostly just bad reports. Some girl here was a hag, some guy there got duped, the other guy over there didn't get the girl he was looking for, the next guy was disappointed that the girls didn't look like the picture, the Next guy was upset there was no lineup, that guy wanted to pay 80 but the girl was pushing for 120 and was sour about it, the next guy had to close his eyes to forget the troll in front of him, the next guy said the girl smelled like old sushi. It was just a catalog of bad stories.

So I ended up doing nothing.

Why do you guys do this? Are you only sharing the bad stories? Am I missing some amazing places? It seems like this hobby isn't what it used to be.